Kaikeyi AMMA & The Proverbial Tamil Camel In Karnataka-Kerala Tent!

When Kaikeyi, wife of King Dasaradha, asked her pound of flesh @ the very crucial period of the kingdom of Kosala, Lord Ram had to go for a 14 year long life in forest! He had to give away his throne, all the comforts of his royal life & a lot more for His Kaikeyi AMMA’s ‘HUMBLE’ asking!

King Dasaradha had to throw away his life itself to satisfy his ‘INSATIABLE’ wife Kaikeyi! It is this type of ‘HUMBLE’ asking of Kaikeyi AMMAS which ALWAYS created trouble, all over the world, leave alone South India! And, now, here in South India, History or Legend is repeating!

When (Kaikeyi) AMMA Chief Minister Of Tamilnadu ‘reminded’ the Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi that “As she had been ‘defending’ the Centre (vis-à-vis the Cauvery Issue!), despite pressure from other political parties in the state (Tamilnadu!), it is IMPORTANT & NECESSARY to create the Cauvery management board and the Cauvery water regulation committee, with immediate effect!”, at the least, a couple of eye brows were raised as people saw Kaikeyi AMMA appearing in a different time zone, far away from the Thretha Yug, when she ‘wholesomely had’ her pound of flesh!

It is interesting to note that when Kaikeyi AMMA jumped into Kaliyug from the Thretha she looked pretty out of sorts & out of practice! She seemed not to have the realisation that she was ‘PRETENDING DEFENDING’ someone who NEVER wanted or needed or would require Kaikeyi AMMA’s ‘DEFENCES’ to rule the Country of 1.25 billion & she was not in Kosala where she could have anything done FORCING the hapless King Dasaradha do everything to her liking!  

The ‘Filmy Style’ politicians of Tamilnadu, who jumped out of the Tamil film screens to entre the Tamil political screens, ALWAYS got themselves immersed 100% in POSTURING! In no other Indian state Film Actors controlled politics in such a WHOLESOME WAY as has ALWAYS been in the south Indian state of Tamilnadu! It has NEVER been what’s been done in Tamilnadu BUT what’s been Postured or Pretended or Acted or Pretended as IS in the movies THAT COUNTED IN THE FILMY STATE OF TAMILNADU! Ordinary Tamil people ALWAYS got tricked & fooled by these Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) and they ALWAYS trusted these ‘Acting - Posturing Freaks’ (APFs!)! They NEVER had reality BUT the illusion of the ‘Acting - Posturing Freaks’ of the Illusion/Filmy World!

Tamil people were MADE/CONVERTED ‘So Filmy’ by the ‘actors turned politicians’ (ATPs!) that they ALWAYS went for & subscribed the ‘ACTING’ or ‘POSTURING’ of these Tamil Politicians who are ALWAYS THE ACTORS OF PATHOS! Kaikeyi AMMA has also proved beyond doubt that she is NOT BAD in posturing as she had SHAMELESSLY shown during the World Chess Championship conducted in November 2013 @ Chennai where Kaikeyi AMMA had her HUGE heavily photoshopped bust exhibited on the backdrop of the World Championship stage! For an actress turned Tamilnadu Posturing Politician (TPP!) it should have been a moment of enlightenment BUT for all the others (US, INDIANS!) it was related to something shameful, as NOONE has EVER seen such a SHAMELESS POSTURING on a World Championship stage!        

And, we have heard, a million times, the story of the Proverbial Camel which was given the room to place its hoofs inside the tent, in the night, by a very benign person to find himself out of the tent in the morning with the Proverbial Camel (‘PC’ – Remember Some Politician from Tamilnadu??!!) occupying the tent fully! It seems that it is the SAME THING happening or HAPPENED to the South Indian states of Karnataka & Kerala, now, who allowed the ‘NEEDY LOOKING’ TAMIL CAMEL (NLTC!) put its hoofs into their tent OUT OF SYMPATHY & KIND HEARTEDNESS!   

In the 1960’s & 70’s, the Tamil Camel ‘Craftily Appeared’ OR was ‘Craftily Presented’ (Using All The ‘Filmy’ Fundas available in the Tamil Film Industry!!!) as a Poor & Pathetic One (PPO!) which BADLY needed all the help the Kannadigas & Keralites or Malayalees could offer! The ‘TAMIL PATHOS’ generated in that time period were SO ENORMOUS that no one (Including the Highly Respected Chief Ministers of that time period like Devraj Urs of Karnataka, C. Achutha Menon of Kerala & others!), at that time, thought that they were ACCEPTING AN ‘INSATIABLE CAMEL’ into their Karnataka-Kerala tents! The chief ministers of Karnataka & Kerala of 1970s benignly promised & gave enough water to Tamilnadu as they FELT (Actually. they were TRICKED by the appearance!) that their NEEDY ‘LOOKING’ & JOVIAL ‘LOOKING’ Tamilnadu counter parts had to be helped!

One can not blame those chief ministers of Karnataka & Kerala of that time period as whatever they had given to Tamilnadu then was out of friendship & camaraderie; and, they did so because they FELT it their duty to serve Tamil people as they were Bharateeya/Indian as they themselves were! BUT, poor guys they NEVER would have thought that, in time, what they had done as good gesture & with good intentions would recoil on their own people & their land JUST A COUPLE OF DECADES AFTER the great helping deeds they had done?!

 In time, the Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) HAPPILY matured into EXPLOITING the GOOD GESTURES of these 2 friendly states of Karnataka & Kerala & started CLAIMING whatever these states had happily & with good intention given them as their EXCLUSIVE & GOD GIVEN RIGHTS! These Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) ALSO started to ask for ‘MORE’ & ‘MORE’ as their divine & legal right & started seeding the common Tamil people’s (CTP!) minds with vicious seeds of discontent, distrust & hatred towards these 2 States which had ALWAYS been generous to the Tamil state!

Tamil Camel has been populating (Polluting?!!) the border areas which it shares with Karnataka & Kerala all these decades in such a way that most of the Kerala border areas (Which include Palakkad, Thiruvanathapuram, Munnar etc!), including the high ranges & the capital city of Karnataka, Bangalore, border district Kolar, Bengarpet etc have seen HUGE Tamil Camel Intrusions! What BOTH the Karnataka & Kerala Governments all these decades FAILED to understand is that all these Tamil Camels in the Karnataka-Kerala Tents ONLY stand for Tamil, Tamilnadu, Tamil Camel Culture etc! And, they NEVER EVER think of ANYBODY ELSE, when it comes to Territory, Culture, Water, Language etc, THOUGH THEY ARE ‘USURPING’ & ARE IN OTHER BENIGN PEOPLE’S LANDS! They ‘ONLY’ propagate this Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!) without any SHAME whenever & where ever they are! They SPREAD like wildfire, DESTROYING everything on their way & promoting ONLY whatever that is of Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!)!

It is high time that Karnataka & Kerala unite to ward off this Kaikeyi AMMA or Tamil Camel Threat (‘KAT’ or ‘TCT’!) as it is these ‘2 States’ which have been ‘insufferably suffering’ from the ‘Self Created Sympathy for Tamils’ and for LONG being very benign & helpful to the propagandists & propagators of the Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!)! All the Kannadigas & Malayalees can breath easy in the fact that it is ‘NOT’ the Kingdom Of Kosala in the Yug Of Thretha & the ruler here is ‘NOT’ the ill fated Dasaradha who lost everything in the ‘ART OF EMOTIONAL EXPLOITATION’!  

Ignorance Of Law!

“Asathoma Sathgamaya....

  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....

   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....

   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”

 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............

“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”