The Signature Of The Ill Informed!

In the thousands of movies & thousands of serials we have been watching, all these decades, we have ALWAYS seen an AUTHORISED PERSON (AP!) putting down his signature, extremely emotionally & with hyper tension, on the papers given to him by the hospital staff, before an operation or surgery is going to take place, where there are no guarantees of a success……!

It is or will be written on the piece/s of paper, given to the AP, that the operation, whether major or minor, is going to be performed on the patient & whatever responsibility is there (Which means the ‘CASUALTY’ etc!) is the ‘SOLE’ responsibility of the Authorised Person (AP!) who puts his signature on the piece of paper provided & there are no responsibilities, whatsoever, to the doctor who is conducting the operation & other hospital officials, who are there ‘ONLY’ for making the AP sign the paper or papers with CASUALTY CLAUSE (CC!) printed in BOLD letters!

It is a VERY NICE MOVE (‘!!!’ mark is used in Chess to indicate ‘SUCH’ a good move!) from the doctor fraternity (Or ‘Hospital Fraternity!?) as AFTER getting the signature from the ‘AUTHORITY’ OF THE PERSON ON WHOM THE OPERATION IS GOING TO BE PERFORMED, the doctor can perform his or her duty TENSION FREE & have a crack @ the right & real problem, without seriously thinking & uselessly getting worried about the repercussions which may arise out of nothing IF, a BIG ‘if’, the operation or such similar things fail! It is ‘ALWAYS’ nice to be on the safer side of the Hospital Fence (HF!)!

BUT, the thousands & lakhs of poor signatories, all these decades, NEVER understood EXACTLY what GREAT THINGS they had all been doing! All these decades they SELDOM understood they Vouchsafed/stood guarantee for the various governments, medical colleges, medicinal industry, medical instruments, doctors, nurses & a lot of other great persons & personalities…….! And, the SIGNATORIES, even now, don’t know that they keep on doing the good & great work their previous generations had started, nonstop, guaranteeing for all the above said people who are there in their millions!

It is NEVER remembered that these signatories (APs!) are doing the selfless work of guaranteeing the SAFETY & INTEGRITY of this much of the people & their lives! It is seldom remembered that they are safe guarding more people than the personnel who guard the borders of our EVER PORUS country! And, they are standing guarantee for more people than for whose veracity the gazetted officers of India stand guarantee for! The HARDEST of the facts is that this selfless act of STANDING GUARANTEE (SG!) is ‘NEVER’ appreciated by anyone, leave alone the governments & other organizations & people who are the direct beneficiaries of SG of these selfless persons in millions!

It is heard from the ‘Trusted Sources’, who NEVER wish to be identified as they are ‘NOT’ authorised –As ARE the APs!- by anyone noteworthy, that the proposal for giving the APs the bravery awards & ‘EVEN’ Param Veer Chakras (PVCs!) has been moved by the ‘Honourable’ ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian Polity! It is ALSO heard from the Trusted Sources (TSs!) that there are going to be a number of ‘online’ polling campaigns, in which anyone who spares time to post or poll an opinion will be charged by the Internet Authority (IA!) by a minimum & logical amount of Rs 10/- per second, for the time spend on the Poll OR Post Time (PT!) spent on the net, that the IA can take a decision in this matter, later!

It is NO JOKE that the APs are well considered for the President’s Gallantry Awards & EVEN the Param Veer Chakras as what these APs do is nothing short of greatest of the feats human being have EVER performed! What they stand guarantee for is nothing short of GIGANTIC!

What they stand guarantee for ARE (1) the medical educational system where more than 60% are entering the medical colleges of India to become doctors through the Behind the Door Operation (BDO!), where around $ 1.5 billion are changing hands, most of it BLACK MONEY, every year, at the least, in the last 10-12 years, (2) the innumerable medicines produced for the wholesome ‘CONSUMPTION’ –Which ARE supplied ‘OVER THE COUNTER’, ‘UNDER THE COUNTER’ , ‘IN MID AIR’ etc – in an Underdeveloped Emerging Consumer India (UECI – Pronounced ‘You See’!), (3) the greed & avarice of the ‘Hospital Companies OR Industry’ (HCI!), (4) the wholesome inefficiency, unaccountability & utter neglect of the other hospital staff ‘excluding’ the doctors – As they have ALREADY been mentioned & covered by the APs in the earlier chapters of the Guarantee Guide (GG!)!- (5) the efficiency of the inefficiency etc!      

Our various governments, @ the centre & states, have made it mandatory, over the years that to have an operation or surgery any one of the APs from the person’s side has to STAND GUARANTEE for (1) the STANDARD of medical education in India, (2) the originality & standard of the medical students in India (3) the quality & quantity of the INGREDIENTS in the medicines available in the ‘CONSUMER’ Markets (CMs!) of India , (4) the ‘SANITY’ of the persons in the medical field, (5) the free flowing & tension free family life of the persons (Medical Professionals!) involved in the process of surgery, (6) the quality of the medical equipment used in the surgery etc AS, ‘if’ the patient & the others present with him or her ‘fail’ or ‘deny’ ‘TRUSTING’ the prevailing system of medical training where the Hippocrates Oath is ceremoniously chanted @ the fag end of the passing out from the medical colleges & standing guarantee for it, who will TAKE the responsibility of those who SELDOM trust what is offered in the Hospitals cum commercial ventures?!

Then, there are welcome proposals from various quarters – The people in the know call them ‘Stake Holders’ whom everybody from the ruling governments to the sweepers of the Adivasi (Tribal!) Panchayaths SHOULD consult before taking any action! – to make the SG (Standing Guarantee!) as mandatory as the Aadhar Card has been made to (A) the train travelers who FORCE themselves into the CLOSELY PACKED ‘RESERVED’ COMPARTMENTS (CPRCs!), some of them dating back to the First Independence Struggle of India in 1857, (B) those who fly on the air planes, (C) those who travel in the badly maintained government, buses, boats & ships etc, (D) those who go for the various amusement parks in India where violations of safety laws are the order of the day, (E) those who buy heavily poisonous & adulterated food items from various market places including the well known & well advertised branded malls & all, (F) those who send their children to the various schools to get RAPED, MOLESTED, ABUSED etc (G) those who build their houses & other things, (H) those who buy various types of ‘safetyless’ vehicles from the sub standard vehicle markets of India, (I) those who breath in the heavily polluted air of Polluted India (PI!) , (J) those who use heavily polluted waters of India etc & others…..!

Let’s STRIVE for an India, where the position of a Standing Authorised Person (SAP!) IS MADE MANDATORY for one & all, for each & every purpose, matter, job etc that millions of Indians get employed as SAPs that there won’t be any FDI or Make In India option or Opening Up of Insurance, Defense & others sectors etc required to solve the EVER growing problem of unemployment in India; then, we can/will ALSO provide jobs to millions of other poor people from the African countries with these MUCH REWARDING glamorous jobs (MRGJs!) -where one Stands Guarantee to the Inefficiency, Incompetence, Falsehood, Ignorance, Arrogance etc of others whom ‘HE’ (SAP!) doesn’t have any idea about!- that we, India & Indians, eradicate poverty, starvation, malnutrition etc from the face of the Earth & be very proud of it, at the same time!

Ignorance Of Law!

“Asathoma Sathgamaya....

  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....

   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....

   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”

 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............

“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”