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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Ignorance Of Law!


“Asathoma Sathgamaya....
  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....
   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....
   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”
 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............
“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”   

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Taking Charge Of One's House!

I live in a house where I try to live peacefully without the intervention of other people! I simply don’t want to be disturbed! I don’t require the Killer Paparazzi to follow me into my house stealthily & take pictures of me when I step out of the bath room after a shower or when I rinse my mouth with water after a filling meal or while I keep typing the article for my well read blog Great Views @ www.viewcrackers.blogspot.in etc! 

I think it’s a basic thought that no one wants to be disturbed in one’s house where everyone goes to have some tension free moments & that too with minimum or no limelight! There, every one wants to be the self one is & all the masks one fits on one’s face are taken off & kept ready in the cupboards, in the preparation for the next stage show outside one’s house! I won’t, and I know, no one else will, tolerate the unwelcome presence of someone inside my house, scrutinising on the mistakes & even blunders I commit while I am inside my house! In my opinion, one’s house is for committing mistakes, blunders, stupidities etc 24/7 & rest 24/7 uncriticised & unpocked & unnoticed & unreported! Inside my house, as is the case with any one else, I wish to be what I am, unnoticed & undescribed by the others of the outside world!

I love to throw tantrums @ the imaginary figures I raise up with my imagination by throwing some books or a chair at them, occasionally, scream at the top of my voice imitating a Kishore Kumar, Yesudas, Mukesh & others, draw a picture of a monkey or donkey –according to my mood, ofcourse! – which never came out thousands of kilometres near what they actually are, ever, watch some soft porn in the loneliest hour of the night, tear into pieces what I have written about Indian Secularism a million times, scream aloud angrily at the FAST DEVELOPMENT OF POVERTY& HUMAN PAIN, POLITICAL GREED, RANK COMMUNALISM, WHOLESOME CORRUPTION etc, unnoticed & unrecorded by the outside world! And, I know, for all the people in the world, the house is where one exists as one really is!

Hence, when I saw the news of the Karnataka Assembly Porn Watching Programme broadcast by the visual media and later on in the ever vigilant news papers I was not even moved a bit! I could not find out why the policemen & the media persons were screaming at the top of their voices against the lawyers who beat them into some unusable pulp, inside the Karnataka High Court premises! Though I thought for more than a couple of days, I could not find out even a single reason why the people from the media –In the first case! - and police & the media (Again!) –In the second case - accuse the so called perpetrators –MLAs in the first case & the lawyers in the second one! – of devious & malignant intentions!  

It was well clear that the so called perpetrators were just doing whatever they liked to do in their respective HOUSES; the MLAs in their Assembly HOUSE & the lawyers in their Court HOUSE! What they did never amounted into anything abnormal that the whole world cries foul! It is the right of the persons of the HOUSE to do whatever one wishes to do in one’s own HOUSE! Nobody has the right to intrude into one’s HOUSE & take picture, videos etc & publish them! “How can one’s neighbour get into one’s house & try to beat one down?!” as was the case with the police in the Court HOUSE muddle who tried to force into the Court HOUSE of the lawyers & show their might?! Any one who has any credential won’t stand such an arbitrary & senseless act, with both the hands tied infront; and, that’s simply what the lawyers did – they defended the rights of their HOUSE with all the might they had!  

When a former chief minister of Karnataka cried aloud that everyone watches porn in Karnataka & the MLAs watching porn in the Karnataka Assembly HOUSE was not a big deal was speaking the universal wisdom, after all! He explicitly knew that the MLAs –The number of them is trying to rise from a mere 4 to 40 over the days! – quite democratic! - were just exercising their Fundamental Right inside Their Own Assembly HOUSE! And, all those people –misinformed morons, devious villains, riot raisers & morally the degraded others! - who accuse them of watching porn in the Assembly HOUSE should understand that they were mere representatives of all the people of Karnataka, who, according to the wise former chief minister, have been Regular Porn Watchers, all these decades since Independence! And, they were Legally Watching Porn –As they were watching porn in the Legislative Assembly HOUSE! – in their HOUSE! The old axiom ‘Porn Watchers Beget Porn Watchers!’ is scientifically proven, beyond any doubt, in this ‘Great Porn Watching HOUSE’ episode, as even for an axiom a scientific proof is required these days, in Our Qualified India!  

Some miscreants were arguing that if the media people can place their cameras where ever they wish to place them & capture whatever they wish to capture & air them WHY DON’T THEY PLACE THEIR CAMERAS IN THEIR OWN HOUSE –MEDIA HOUSE!- and air what all happen there as more porn & sleaze will be visible & available for the porn crazy Karnataka Public etc! They also tried to spread misinformation & whip up communal passions by saying that instead of airing the non porn things & items of a Swami & co it would have been far better if they had placed their cameras inside their HOUSE –Media HOUSE- & aired whatever happens there that the Porn Hungry Karnataka Voters should have got a far better deal! They also challenged the Media HOUSES to place cameras in the Police HOUSES – Police Stations & Other Police HOUSES! - & air whatever they have from the Police HOUSES 24/7 that the Porn Hungry People will have Much More Than Enough! And, they also suggested that if the MEDIA HOUSES start doing what they suggested – Placing cameras in the media HOUSES & police HOUSES! - the Karnataka Public can have an unbelievably democratic & secular 24/7 Porn Channel, the first such channel anywhere in the world and be PORNFULLY PROUD OF that!  

The experts were of the opinion that according to the fundamental rights of the democratic & secular people in India anyone & every one should be in a position to defend his or her rights in ONE’S OWN HOUSE and no compromise can be done in this regard! And, one who protects one’s HOUSE from ‘the outside intrusion’ can not be pulled up for any sort of misdemeanour, misbehaviour, assault etc, as it’s all legally in the game of protecting one’s own HOUSE! Hence, the Assembly HOUSE stands vindicated if it thrashes out the persons from the Media HOUSES from the HOUSE; likewise, the lawyers who thrashed & assaulted the persons from the Media HOUSES & Police HOUSES also clearly stand vindicated! And, it is sensibly & wisely suggested that if anyone wants to make public whatever happens in the HOUSES –Like the Court HOUSE, Media HOUSE, Assembly HOUSE, Parliament HOUSE, Business HOUSE etc!- it is always better he or she start & end the gathering of information –Recording of the video, taking pictures etc included- ONLY FROM ONE’S OWN HOUSE!