They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
SUITABLE SUITS FOR SUITABLE LIFE!
When you find adulteration in rice, as you usually do, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
13 Of My Quotes For All!
1) "Intolerance, Wretchedness, Selfishness, Wickedness,
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
THE HURT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!
When I met them for the first time they were very hurt; they kept wailing aloud...They used a particular type of loud-crier –someone else termed it loud speakers!- which helped them achieve whatever they wanted....Whenever & wherever they got hurt they used this loud-crier at the top volumes & this smart and efficient use of the loud-crier fetched whatever they wished to have; and, they got hurt quite often! Years later when I met them again they were very hurt, again....!
They kept all their body sensors like ears, eyes, noses, hands etc. working 24 hours a day that they can get HURT! These people always kept E.N.T. specialists handy every second of their lives; even inside their private toilets they kept these E.N.T. specialists ready that they never ever miss an opportunity to get themselves hurt, due to any chance-problem that may impair their capacity to feel the CHANCY HURT COMING!
They recruited additional eyes, ears, noses, hands, skins in millions that they understand when, where & how to be hurt! They participated in the EXCLUSIVE TRAINING/COACHING CLASSES WHERE EXPERTS TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO GET HURT IN THE MOST EASIEST OF THE WAYS! Some people even spent millions for the sort of exclusive training, which only a couple of trainers conducted, all over the world, where they were very secretly & cunningly taught HOW TO GET HURT MOST PUBLICLY AND GRAB THE MAXIMUM ATTENTION EVEN WHEN/WHERE THERE IS NO HURT PRESENT & MAKE THE LOUDEST OF NOISES OUT OF IT! “FEIGNING THE HURT” was the name of the rarest of the rare course they attended, spending millions!
A famous female film star of Tamilnadu said something about sex, marriage & life a couple of years ago and she was dragged, step by step, even to the highest of the courts of India, the Supreme Court Of India, by some of these Excellently Trained Hurt-People, who GOT EASILY HURT by her statement! She spent a couple of years promenading the court-corridors, spending money, time & effort, till at last she was set free by the Supreme Court, WHICH STOPPED THE HIGHLY CAPABLE & SENSITIVE HURT-STALKERS, MIDWAY!
When the Computer Companies dump their third grade, fourth grade & fifth grade computers in the Indian market, charging hefty premiums, NOBODY ACCUSES THEM SEVERELY BY THEIR COMPANY NAMES OF CHEATING PEOPLE, as everyone is dead sure that THESE 7TH GRADE COMPUTER MAKER/SELLER CHEATS MUST HAVE HAD EXCLUSIVE TRAINING IN “GETTING HURT!” The great Food Inspectors in India painstakingly & putting their lives at stake seize rotten & non usable food items from famous food joints, restaurants, hotels etc NEVER TO PUBLISIZE THE NAMES OF THESE PUBLIC CHEATERS, THINKING ABOUT THE “HURT TRAINING” THESE CRIMINALS MIGHT HAVE UNDERGONE! Of all “THE HURT PEOPLE’ “THE MOST HURT” IS RELIGIOUS FANATICS, IT IS FOUND OUT BY A SCIENTIFIC STUDY! NO OTHER GROUP OF “HURT PEOPLE” CAN IN ANY WAY IMITATE THE HURT THESE POOR FANATIC PEOPLE FEEL!
It is very interesting to know that in India a bus conductor is hurt when he is called so; a goldsmith is hurt when he is called so; a stupid is hurt when called so; a murderer is hurt & his sentiments & prestige damaged when called so; a dog is hurt when called so; bribe collecting policemen are hurt when called so; if someone very correctly says a judgement is against all the sensibilities then the judge is hurt & action is taken against that man; when a terrorist is called so he is hurt badly; when Lord Sun is accused of the simmering summer he is hurt etc......Hence, from now on, we should not "call a spade a spade!” We can call a spade anything or everything but a spade in our HURT CULTURE! Call a spade a diamond, ace, king, queen or even a joker but never a spade, as it will surely hurt the sentiments of the spades world over & hurt them irreparably!
When asked what we can do ‘not to hurt these very sensitive people’ someone told that we should HELP THEM DO WHATEVER THEY DO, EVERLASTINGLY SUFFERING WHATEVER THEY DO WITH THEIR GOOD INTENTIONS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET THEMSELVES HURT AGAIN! IT IS EVEN STATED THAT THIS IS THE WORLD OF THE HURT PEOPLE, WHERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE REQUIRED TO SACRIFICE ALL THEIR EXISTENCE FOR “THESE POOR HURT PEOPLE!”
It is quite interesting & morale boosting to know that India holds the world record for providing living spaces for the most number of HURT PEOPLE, much more than any other country in the world can dream of! We should be very proud of our status in the world rankings! But, when I met these soft feeling, soft intended, soft hurt & soft soul people the very last time, THEY WERE VERY BADLY HURT!
They kept all their body sensors like ears, eyes, noses, hands etc. working 24 hours a day that they can get HURT! These people always kept E.N.T. specialists handy every second of their lives; even inside their private toilets they kept these E.N.T. specialists ready that they never ever miss an opportunity to get themselves hurt, due to any chance-problem that may impair their capacity to feel the CHANCY HURT COMING!
They recruited additional eyes, ears, noses, hands, skins in millions that they understand when, where & how to be hurt! They participated in the EXCLUSIVE TRAINING/COACHING CLASSES WHERE EXPERTS TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO GET HURT IN THE MOST EASIEST OF THE WAYS! Some people even spent millions for the sort of exclusive training, which only a couple of trainers conducted, all over the world, where they were very secretly & cunningly taught HOW TO GET HURT MOST PUBLICLY AND GRAB THE MAXIMUM ATTENTION EVEN WHEN/WHERE THERE IS NO HURT PRESENT & MAKE THE LOUDEST OF NOISES OUT OF IT! “FEIGNING THE HURT” was the name of the rarest of the rare course they attended, spending millions!
A famous female film star of Tamilnadu said something about sex, marriage & life a couple of years ago and she was dragged, step by step, even to the highest of the courts of India, the Supreme Court Of India, by some of these Excellently Trained Hurt-People, who GOT EASILY HURT by her statement! She spent a couple of years promenading the court-corridors, spending money, time & effort, till at last she was set free by the Supreme Court, WHICH STOPPED THE HIGHLY CAPABLE & SENSITIVE HURT-STALKERS, MIDWAY!
When the Computer Companies dump their third grade, fourth grade & fifth grade computers in the Indian market, charging hefty premiums, NOBODY ACCUSES THEM SEVERELY BY THEIR COMPANY NAMES OF CHEATING PEOPLE, as everyone is dead sure that THESE 7TH GRADE COMPUTER MAKER/SELLER CHEATS MUST HAVE HAD EXCLUSIVE TRAINING IN “GETTING HURT!” The great Food Inspectors in India painstakingly & putting their lives at stake seize rotten & non usable food items from famous food joints, restaurants, hotels etc NEVER TO PUBLISIZE THE NAMES OF THESE PUBLIC CHEATERS, THINKING ABOUT THE “HURT TRAINING” THESE CRIMINALS MIGHT HAVE UNDERGONE! Of all “THE HURT PEOPLE’ “THE MOST HURT” IS RELIGIOUS FANATICS, IT IS FOUND OUT BY A SCIENTIFIC STUDY! NO OTHER GROUP OF “HURT PEOPLE” CAN IN ANY WAY IMITATE THE HURT THESE POOR FANATIC PEOPLE FEEL!
It is very interesting to know that in India a bus conductor is hurt when he is called so; a goldsmith is hurt when he is called so; a stupid is hurt when called so; a murderer is hurt & his sentiments & prestige damaged when called so; a dog is hurt when called so; bribe collecting policemen are hurt when called so; if someone very correctly says a judgement is against all the sensibilities then the judge is hurt & action is taken against that man; when a terrorist is called so he is hurt badly; when Lord Sun is accused of the simmering summer he is hurt etc......Hence, from now on, we should not "call a spade a spade!” We can call a spade anything or everything but a spade in our HURT CULTURE! Call a spade a diamond, ace, king, queen or even a joker but never a spade, as it will surely hurt the sentiments of the spades world over & hurt them irreparably!
When asked what we can do ‘not to hurt these very sensitive people’ someone told that we should HELP THEM DO WHATEVER THEY DO, EVERLASTINGLY SUFFERING WHATEVER THEY DO WITH THEIR GOOD INTENTIONS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET THEMSELVES HURT AGAIN! IT IS EVEN STATED THAT THIS IS THE WORLD OF THE HURT PEOPLE, WHERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE REQUIRED TO SACRIFICE ALL THEIR EXISTENCE FOR “THESE POOR HURT PEOPLE!”
It is quite interesting & morale boosting to know that India holds the world record for providing living spaces for the most number of HURT PEOPLE, much more than any other country in the world can dream of! We should be very proud of our status in the world rankings! But, when I met these soft feeling, soft intended, soft hurt & soft soul people the very last time, THEY WERE VERY BADLY HURT!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!
From Rupert Murdock to local news goons, everyone has embraced sleaze, day in & day out to further their interests, careers & businesses, all these decades of Knowledge Information Storms! They have sung the song “TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!” with all their souls involved & submerged in the perfect and unconditional devotion to this PIOUS WORD! People even created sentences like “With Great Sleaze Comes Great Readership/Viewership!” etc. Those people who had all the riches in their lives thanks to Lord Sleaze even Erected temples & churches in the Name of Holy Sleaze! And, sleaze became the rage of this era and the era came to be known in the history books as the ERA of SLEAZE or SLEAZE ERA!
New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!
They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!
Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!
When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!
Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!
New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!
They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!
Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!
When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!
Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!
Friday, April 2, 2010
EQUA LITY & THE 33% REVOLUTION!
All these days we have been continuously bombarded with the word EQUALITY! Sometimes, we even doubted whether we have unknowingly moved back to the times of the French Revolution! Everyone has become a subject expert & whatever one says has become the ultimate truth! Women, of all ages, levels, professions & of all standards have at the top of their voices screamed EQUALITY! Media trumpeted EQUALITY TO WOMEN...! Political godfathers & parties pained to prove themselves as the SAVIOURS OF THE WOMEN FOLK of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! They were trumpeted as the SAVIOUR, these POOR, HAPLESS CREATURES HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE MILLENIA! But, someone kept wailing at the Wailing Wall for HIM to come!
The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!
People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!
What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!
It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!
Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!
The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!
People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!
What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!
It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!
Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
www.johnsonvonline.com
I have decided to host a website, www.johnsonvonline.com, which will present my whole existence-my thoughts, beliefs, philosophy, ideas, statements, past, present & future- in a very comprehensive, simple, effective, expansive & different way! I would try to present myself as wholly as possible that I think, it can/will do something very creative & positive to the entire humanity.
I will add photos, voice-articles, videos, one-liners, quotes, written articles, lectures given (sometimes shortened versions when it is deemed suitable!), useful links of thoughts & things, significant incidents worth notifying, my views & opinion etc to my website. I wish to extensively discuss the facts & fiction of LIFE and bring forth Indian Philosophy & Thought to the fore, in the mind & thought of people of this world with the help of this website. By hosting the website "www.johnsonvonline.com", I wish to do something different & useful for the entire humanity that people LIVE A BETTER LIFE!
Now, the website is under construction & as soon as possible it will be placed on the net. Till then take care!
I will add photos, voice-articles, videos, one-liners, quotes, written articles, lectures given (sometimes shortened versions when it is deemed suitable!), useful links of thoughts & things, significant incidents worth notifying, my views & opinion etc to my website. I wish to extensively discuss the facts & fiction of LIFE and bring forth Indian Philosophy & Thought to the fore, in the mind & thought of people of this world with the help of this website. By hosting the website "www.johnsonvonline.com", I wish to do something different & useful for the entire humanity that people LIVE A BETTER LIFE!
Now, the website is under construction & as soon as possible it will be placed on the net. Till then take care!
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