The Dire Consequences of Living In India!

To the last, final & all deciding question “What is the most common thing available in India or which is universal in the secular & democratic India?!” the person who stole away the trophy in the national Quiz Competition answered, without even posing for a minute, “DIRE CONSEQUENCES”! It was the deciding answer which made sure he emerged winner of the National Quiz for a record 64th Time! 

We, in India, have to be assertive, as the management gurus say, by using the maximum number of 'Dire Consequences' in our daily life. If one seldom uses 'Dire Consequences' in one’s life, he will be considered pretty much less than competent in any given field! If any one is to be considered powerful & of any significance, one has to use 'Dire Consequences' at the least a million times daily in his life! All the powerful like the MPs, MLAs, Local Police Constables, Local Rowdies, EX Panchayath Members, Retired Goondas, Former Members of Local Smuggler Groups, The President of Petty Beggars & Criminals’ Confederation & the like MIGHTIES have to use 'Dire Consequences' quite often –And, they use it quite often, as well! - to SHOW THEIR CLASS, POWER, SIGNIFICANCE, INFLUENCE etc to the commoners!

When the Transport Appellate Tribunal Authority Judge Vidyadhara raised his voice against the Tumkur District MLA Suresh Gowda when the latter jumped the 'Q' at a toll booth he was threatened with 'Dire Consequences' by the LAWMAKER who didn’t know the Voice Raiser was a LAW INTERPRETER!

 When an Uttar Pradesh Law Maker's son Vivek Ahlawat thrashed a Russian architect Tatiana Butyaeva in Delhi & she registered a complaint she was flooded with SMSs & Phone Calles of 'Dire Consequences'! Poor Russian didn't know -of course before filling a complaint - that India is a land of 'Dire Consequences'! She didn’t even know that all the public telephone booths in India & millions of UNREGISTERED SIMs the mobile companies have sold, over the decade, are basically intended to make democratic & secular calls of 'Dire Consequences' & send SMSs with the same intent - 'Dire Consequences'!

When Professional Eve Teasing happens in public, in broad day light & a father, a mother or a somebody else lodges a complaint against it then he or she will definitely get truck loads of SMSs & Phone Calls, which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

If waste water is poured into your bed room thanks to your hygienic neighbour's Daily Flat Cleaning Ceremony & you raise your voice against it you can have SMSs, Phone Calls & Even Face To Face Confrontation With Your Hygienic Neighbour which will be full of 'Dire Consequences'!

When an Indian Oil Official blew the whistle he had to face the 'Dire Consequences' in the shape of loss of his own existence!

When the water mafia is taken to task by the army man, as happened in Bangalore a number of moths before, he will get enough SMSs & Phone Calls full of 'Dire Consequences', and sometimes a number of Physical Dire Consequences as well!

When a political party in Kerala is not interested in the existence of an educational institution as they deem it to be against their political philosophy the party can threaten the institution with ‘Dire Consequences’ & burn it down & then again resort to the basic ‘Dire Consequences’ if the management went ahead to register a complaint against the anti-social party perpetrators!

If the land mafia & land sharks are pulled up for lakhs of crores of Government Land Disappearance, then the whistle blower will get enough number of 'Dire Consequences' calls & SMSs and sometimes he will be BUMPED OFF with 'Dire Consequences'!

When one complaints against the arrogance, bad behaviour etc of the auto driver & the money he forcefully –most of the time, shouting at one in greatly obscene languages! – took from one –most of the times, almost double of the metered amount!-, the person who complained against the rowdy auto driver starts to get millions of phone calls & SMSs of 'Dire Consequences'!

 If someone whistles on the Qualitatively Decayed Food supplied in the various railway canteens & platform stalls, he or she will have to face 'Dire Consequences', as happened in Mumbai a couple of months ago!

 It is fine that we don't have a system in India to tackle the Universal Presence of 'Dire Consequences', in the Indian Life! Though the phone calls, SMSs etc with 'Dire Consequences' can be tracked or traced & taken into the evidence section nobody in India including the police force, who are ‘the almighty protectors of our legal system’ doesn’t care a rap for that as These Well Qualified People don’t know what can be done with those who Call & SMS people with 'Dire Consequences'! In their expert opinion, ‘Dire Consequences', as its been proven time & again, have to be faced & dealt with INDIVIDUALLY & PERSONALLY, without having any kind of support from anyBODY - governmental & non governmental bodies included! - in India! IT IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT OF ANYONE or ANYBODY IN INDIA TO THREATEN ANYBODY WITH 'DIRE CONSEQUENCES' & TRY TO EXTRACT THE MAXIMUM OUT OF IT! 

Indians are even seriously thinking about starting Universities & Management Institutions all over India which will train people EXCLUSIVELY in the exclusive & efficient use of ‘Dire Consequences’ in one’s life & make them self sufficient in all the departments of ‘Dire Consequences’! They are also thinking seriously about introducing ‘Special Chairs in Dire Consequences’ in the various high quality training institutions of India like IIMs, IITs, IIScs etc! They are also planning on a 'Dire Consequences Research Centre' where 24/7 research will be conducted by the world class 'Dire Consequences Researchers'! It is also heard that a Yearly National Award –Which, in stature, will be equal to a Padmavibhushan, at the least! - will be given to the person who makes the most number of calls in which he sporadically applies 'Dire Consequences' & send most number of messages & SMSs threatening 'Dire Consequences' etc!

 It has to be well understood that Living In India means facing 'Dire Consequences', almost every second of one's existence! It is to be perfectly understood that Only those persons who are ready to face ‘DIRE CONSEQUENCES’ without ever uttering a word against it have the right to be Indian citizens & ONLY those will be provided with Ration Cards, Election ID Cards, Adhaars etc! All the others will be treated as NON INDIANS with no right, what so ever, in Our Secular & Democratic India!'Dire Consequences' are & have become a more integral part of India than Kashmir or Arunachal Pradesh is! Without these 'Dire Consequences' there is no democracy, secularism, culture, education etc in Modern India!

Taking Charge Of One's House!

I live in a house where I try to live peacefully without the intervention of other people! I simply don’t want to be disturbed! I don’t require the Killer Paparazzi to follow me into my house stealthily & take pictures of me when I step out of the bath room after a shower or when I rinse my mouth with water after a filling meal or while I keep typing the article for my well read blog Great Views @ www.viewcrackers.blogspot.in etc! 

I think it’s a basic thought that no one wants to be disturbed in one’s house where everyone goes to have some tension free moments & that too with minimum or no limelight! There, every one wants to be the self one is & all the masks one fits on one’s face are taken off & kept ready in the cupboards, in the preparation for the next stage show outside one’s house! I won’t, and I know, no one else will, tolerate the unwelcome presence of someone inside my house, scrutinising on the mistakes & even blunders I commit while I am inside my house! In my opinion, one’s house is for committing mistakes, blunders, stupidities etc 24/7 & rest 24/7 uncriticised & unpocked & unnoticed & unreported! Inside my house, as is the case with any one else, I wish to be what I am, unnoticed & undescribed by the others of the outside world!

I love to throw tantrums @ the imaginary figures I raise up with my imagination by throwing some books or a chair at them, occasionally, scream at the top of my voice imitating a Kishore Kumar, Yesudas, Mukesh & others, draw a picture of a monkey or donkey –according to my mood, ofcourse! – which never came out thousands of kilometres near what they actually are, ever, watch some soft porn in the loneliest hour of the night, tear into pieces what I have written about Indian Secularism a million times, scream aloud angrily at the FAST DEVELOPMENT OF POVERTY& HUMAN PAIN, POLITICAL GREED, RANK COMMUNALISM, WHOLESOME CORRUPTION etc, unnoticed & unrecorded by the outside world! And, I know, for all the people in the world, the house is where one exists as one really is!

Hence, when I saw the news of the Karnataka Assembly Porn Watching Programme broadcast by the visual media and later on in the ever vigilant news papers I was not even moved a bit! I could not find out why the policemen & the media persons were screaming at the top of their voices against the lawyers who beat them into some unusable pulp, inside the Karnataka High Court premises! Though I thought for more than a couple of days, I could not find out even a single reason why the people from the media –In the first case! - and police & the media (Again!) –In the second case - accuse the so called perpetrators –MLAs in the first case & the lawyers in the second one! – of devious & malignant intentions!  

It was well clear that the so called perpetrators were just doing whatever they liked to do in their respective HOUSES; the MLAs in their Assembly HOUSE & the lawyers in their Court HOUSE! What they did never amounted into anything abnormal that the whole world cries foul! It is the right of the persons of the HOUSE to do whatever one wishes to do in one’s own HOUSE! Nobody has the right to intrude into one’s HOUSE & take picture, videos etc & publish them! “How can one’s neighbour get into one’s house & try to beat one down?!” as was the case with the police in the Court HOUSE muddle who tried to force into the Court HOUSE of the lawyers & show their might?! Any one who has any credential won’t stand such an arbitrary & senseless act, with both the hands tied infront; and, that’s simply what the lawyers did – they defended the rights of their HOUSE with all the might they had!  

When a former chief minister of Karnataka cried aloud that everyone watches porn in Karnataka & the MLAs watching porn in the Karnataka Assembly HOUSE was not a big deal was speaking the universal wisdom, after all! He explicitly knew that the MLAs –The number of them is trying to rise from a mere 4 to 40 over the days! – quite democratic! - were just exercising their Fundamental Right inside Their Own Assembly HOUSE! And, all those people –misinformed morons, devious villains, riot raisers & morally the degraded others! - who accuse them of watching porn in the Assembly HOUSE should understand that they were mere representatives of all the people of Karnataka, who, according to the wise former chief minister, have been Regular Porn Watchers, all these decades since Independence! And, they were Legally Watching Porn –As they were watching porn in the Legislative Assembly HOUSE! – in their HOUSE! The old axiom ‘Porn Watchers Beget Porn Watchers!’ is scientifically proven, beyond any doubt, in this ‘Great Porn Watching HOUSE’ episode, as even for an axiom a scientific proof is required these days, in Our Qualified India!  

Some miscreants were arguing that if the media people can place their cameras where ever they wish to place them & capture whatever they wish to capture & air them WHY DON’T THEY PLACE THEIR CAMERAS IN THEIR OWN HOUSE –MEDIA HOUSE!- and air what all happen there as more porn & sleaze will be visible & available for the porn crazy Karnataka Public etc! They also tried to spread misinformation & whip up communal passions by saying that instead of airing the non porn things & items of a Swami & co it would have been far better if they had placed their cameras inside their HOUSE –Media HOUSE- & aired whatever happens there that the Porn Hungry Karnataka Voters should have got a far better deal! They also challenged the Media HOUSES to place cameras in the Police HOUSES – Police Stations & Other Police HOUSES! - & air whatever they have from the Police HOUSES 24/7 that the Porn Hungry People will have Much More Than Enough! And, they also suggested that if the MEDIA HOUSES start doing what they suggested – Placing cameras in the media HOUSES & police HOUSES! - the Karnataka Public can have an unbelievably democratic & secular 24/7 Porn Channel, the first such channel anywhere in the world and be PORNFULLY PROUD OF that!  

The experts were of the opinion that according to the fundamental rights of the democratic & secular people in India anyone & every one should be in a position to defend his or her rights in ONE’S OWN HOUSE and no compromise can be done in this regard! And, one who protects one’s HOUSE from ‘the outside intrusion’ can not be pulled up for any sort of misdemeanour, misbehaviour, assault etc, as it’s all legally in the game of protecting one’s own HOUSE! Hence, the Assembly HOUSE stands vindicated if it thrashes out the persons from the Media HOUSES from the HOUSE; likewise, the lawyers who thrashed & assaulted the persons from the Media HOUSES & Police HOUSES also clearly stand vindicated! And, it is sensibly & wisely suggested that if anyone wants to make public whatever happens in the HOUSES –Like the Court HOUSE, Media HOUSE, Assembly HOUSE, Parliament HOUSE, Business HOUSE etc!- it is always better he or she start & end the gathering of information –Recording of the video, taking pictures etc included- ONLY FROM ONE’S OWN HOUSE!