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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Sacrificing The Indian Businessmen!

What’s happening to the ‘SELECTED’ (By ‘Whom?’ has ‘ALWAYS’ been the question?) business people of India?  From what one sees in the matter of the Sahara Group chairman Subrata Roy (Subrata can be EXPLAINED SU+ BRATA i.e. Good Brother!), the mess pool he ‘has been’ pushed into, the suffering he has been going through, all these months, have all been crying out for answers for the question we have asked in the opening of this paragraph!

He has been languishing in the Tihar jail for almost 1 year now on contempt of court charges & it seems that there seems to be no light at the end of the SPECIALLY CREATED TUNNEL (SCT!) for him! It is amazing to see that, every day, the tunnel is getting longer & longer and the light is running far away from the Sahara chief! It seems that the Sahara chief is without any sahara (Help!) or he has become ‘besahara’ (Beleaguered or helpless in English!) , for some time now!

The Supreme Court of India has asked him to deposit a very ‘small’ amount $1.6 billion (That is more than 10000 crores of Indian rupees!) to get the bail which he has been trying hard to raise, all these months, in vain! The central government seems to be in eternal slumber from which it doesn’t want to wake up, as far as the Sahara chief is concerned! So is the Bengal government of Mamata Banarjee which itself is battling the do or die battle with the CBI & company over the Saradha scandal!

Almost after 1 year in Tihar jail when Subrata was trying hard to raise the amount to pay out the bail, every hammer in the country is struck on his head, one after another, in a wonderful rhythmic symphony! One after another, SEBI, CBI, Enforcement Directorate (ED, which has been assessing & re assessing the amount Sahara is ‘supposed’ to have paid back to its customers & others a couple of times to have a last announced sum which ‘IS’ almost 10000 crores ‘LESS’ than what it assessed first & another couple of times!) & others have been hunting the Sahara chief, at times, simultaneously & sometimes, one after another with the PREVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN regularity that Subrata NEVER gets any respite, EVEN in his sleep in Tihar, AS SOMEBODY WANTED IT!!

Even one has, at the least, a little bit of data on ‘SOME’ of the business people of India who were ‘Sacrificed’ @ the altar of Indian business in the name of Business Ethics, Business Law, Business Fairness, Business Justice and whatever, ONE SURELY SEES SOMETHING ‘FISHY’ in the Sahara Case & its unfolding!

Over the decades, in the Indian business circles, it’s been like someone deciding some other one’s fate, just because the first one disliked the second one because he doesn’t like the competition he has been giving OR the loss to the first man’s group the second man is creating due to the ‘market fight’ OR the monopoly the first one gets if the second one is ‘REMOVED’ OR the first one has an interest in the second one’s assets or ‘SIMPLY’ the first one doesn’t like the second one etc!

Whenever the first one planned – the first one ‘ALWAYS’ remains invisible is a fact! – the ‘SACRIFICE’ he ‘ALWAYS’ takes assistance from those who are there in the ‘MARKET’ (One can call them ‘Market Rowdies & Market Goondas -MRs OR MGs- Use of whom is ‘legal’ in ‘BUSINESS MEN SACRIFICE’ – BMS!), for a price, that too for good silver! Whenever he planned the sacrifice he ALWAYS planned it so efficiently that the second one ALWAYS stayed in whatever he prepared with the help of the ‘MARKET MEN’ – Or MRs & MGs!-for a very long time, if possible to the last days of his life!

One comes to have the first clear hints out of ‘THESE WELL PLANNED SACRIFICES’ with the ‘SUDDEN’ death of the Biscuit tycoon Rajan Pillai in the central prison, decades back! Before that, in the times of the License Raj, one gets ‘SOME’ ideas out of the fights between the Father Ambani & his long ago defeated enemies! But, with Rajan Pillai, people started to get some wind of the REAL happenings & of course, Planned SACRIFICES (PS!) in the business circles!

What Harshad Mehta did in the early 90s with the stock markets was considered & propagated as SO SHOCKING that he was put behind the bars, from where he NEVER came out, alive! What no one in those days –And, EVEN now!- TRIED TO UNDERSTAND was that he was SACRIFICED for using & utilising ‘WHAT WAS SURELY & TRULY POSSIBLE’ without any illegality!

He speculated with the money which was ‘NOT’ there was THE CLEAR SIGN OF INGENUITY & made the BSE skyrocket was NOTHING SHORT OF MIRCULOUS! He used the method ‘ONLY’ because there was THE CHANCE to make use of it & he was so intelligent to find out that option which EVEN the Olden Days Toothless Tiger (ODTT!) SEBI never dreamed up, in its wildest dreams! He was incarcerated & later sacrificed Tweaking the law that existed then with the ‘EXPLANATIONS’ OF LAW
which arrived much after HIS INGENUITY – We, now a days, call them Hindsight Laws (HSLs – Which can be ‘CREATED’ – Creation, most of the times, by the simple means of EXPLAINING an already existing law in such a TwiSTeD way!- whenever & wherever CERTAIN OBJECTS & OBJECTIVES ARE TO BE ACHIEVED !) - & its sharp & precise execution!

What we have ‘ALWAYS MISSED’ is that as all the great men are, he too was much ahead of his times, finding out the useful gap of 2-3 weeks of time when the promissory notes of one bank to the other CAN BE USED FRUITFULLY! In the present world where Certain BIG Countries & Billionaires (CBCBs!) ‘EVEN’ destroy countries & economies by undercutting them by ‘whatever means’ they think appropriate, ‘ONLY’ to make profits, where some so called ACUTE businessmen of the West are flattered all over the net & the printed editions of millions of books & magazines, all over the world, for making money out of ‘NOTHING’, what sensible men SELDOM understand is why we ‘STILL’ consider Harshad Mehta a pariah, EVEN AFTER SACRIFICING HIM FOR ‘NO’ FAULT OF HIS?!  

What happened to Ramalinga Raju known as Satyam Raju is another example of what can happen to a ‘SELECTED’ or ‘CHOSEN’ or ‘TARGETED’– For Sacrifice!- businessman in India! He, all of a sudden, found himself behind the bars for doing something ‘SO CALLED ILLEGAL’- ‘SOLELY’ depending on the ‘EXPLANATIONS’ of law! – while the multinational company (Price Waterhouse Coopers!) which HELPED him do ‘THE SO CALLED ILLEGAL ACTIVITY’ for 7 or 8 years went scot free, without facing any sort of action from the West Lenient Indian Law (WLIL!), to keep the books of OTHER LAW ABIDING COMPANIES OF INDIA, when he LOST his company, which had been in the TOP 3 Indian IT Companies for long, wholesomely which he built up from the scratch, as happened to Rajan Pillai of the Biscuit Giant ‘Britania’, a couple of decades back!

When the Western companies OPENLY flout the SO CALLED ‘INFERIOR’ INDIAN LAWS – Compared to those of the White Skinned Peoples, as whatever we have here is TAKEN/COPIED from the PREDOMINANTLY WHITE SKINNED COUNTRIES like the UK & US!- & the specially made Hind Sight Laws (HSLs!) as they KNOW pretty well that Indians STILL maintain their subservient mentality towards their former WHITE MASTERS & they get away with whatever they do in a Mentally Subservient Indian Law Structure (MSILS!) as we Indian have seen in the cases against Union Carbide, Price Water House Coopers, Vodafone, Shell & other foreign entities where India has ‘ALWAYS’ TWEAKED THE INDIAN LAW in the White Skin’s Favour, BY EXPLAINING IT, as has been happening from Our So Called Independent Days & throwing away billions of dollars which were RIGHTFULLY Indian!

It’s a pity that while ALL THESE ‘WHITE SKIN’ FLATTERY is going on & on in the Indian Law Structure, the SELECTED INDIANS are straight jacketed into the millennia long ‘EXPLATIONS’ OF LAW & (BUSINESS) SACRIFICES where we Indians ‘LOSE’ our brethren, in the ‘EXPLANATION FOG, which includes the stupidest of all the law, the Law Of Hind Sight (LHS!), created by the planners of the SACRIFICES!


When we see the ‘besahara’ Sahara chairman incarcerated for more than enough time, in the name of the LHS and Everlasting Explanation & Re Explanation of Law (EE-REL!?) by ‘various’ investigating agencies & their ARTFUL lawyers who represent them, one after the other & simultaneously, and see all the problems of the world STORMING India to STALL him from getting the ‘very small’ amount of $ 1.6 billion to make him come out of the central prison, come what may, ONE ‘SURELY’ DOUBTS THAT THE SAHARA CHIEF IS THE CENTRE POINT OF SOMEONE POWERFUL’S ‘BUSINESSMAN SACRIFICE PLAN’ (BSP!) & IT’S ‘EXECUTION’?!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Taking Charge Of One's House!

I live in a house where I try to live peacefully without the intervention of other people! I simply don’t want to be disturbed! I don’t require the Killer Paparazzi to follow me into my house stealthily & take pictures of me when I step out of the bath room after a shower or when I rinse my mouth with water after a filling meal or while I keep typing the article for my well read blog Great Views @ www.viewcrackers.blogspot.in etc! 

I think it’s a basic thought that no one wants to be disturbed in one’s house where everyone goes to have some tension free moments & that too with minimum or no limelight! There, every one wants to be the self one is & all the masks one fits on one’s face are taken off & kept ready in the cupboards, in the preparation for the next stage show outside one’s house! I won’t, and I know, no one else will, tolerate the unwelcome presence of someone inside my house, scrutinising on the mistakes & even blunders I commit while I am inside my house! In my opinion, one’s house is for committing mistakes, blunders, stupidities etc 24/7 & rest 24/7 uncriticised & unpocked & unnoticed & unreported! Inside my house, as is the case with any one else, I wish to be what I am, unnoticed & undescribed by the others of the outside world!

I love to throw tantrums @ the imaginary figures I raise up with my imagination by throwing some books or a chair at them, occasionally, scream at the top of my voice imitating a Kishore Kumar, Yesudas, Mukesh & others, draw a picture of a monkey or donkey –according to my mood, ofcourse! – which never came out thousands of kilometres near what they actually are, ever, watch some soft porn in the loneliest hour of the night, tear into pieces what I have written about Indian Secularism a million times, scream aloud angrily at the FAST DEVELOPMENT OF POVERTY& HUMAN PAIN, POLITICAL GREED, RANK COMMUNALISM, WHOLESOME CORRUPTION etc, unnoticed & unrecorded by the outside world! And, I know, for all the people in the world, the house is where one exists as one really is!

Hence, when I saw the news of the Karnataka Assembly Porn Watching Programme broadcast by the visual media and later on in the ever vigilant news papers I was not even moved a bit! I could not find out why the policemen & the media persons were screaming at the top of their voices against the lawyers who beat them into some unusable pulp, inside the Karnataka High Court premises! Though I thought for more than a couple of days, I could not find out even a single reason why the people from the media –In the first case! - and police & the media (Again!) –In the second case - accuse the so called perpetrators –MLAs in the first case & the lawyers in the second one! – of devious & malignant intentions!  

It was well clear that the so called perpetrators were just doing whatever they liked to do in their respective HOUSES; the MLAs in their Assembly HOUSE & the lawyers in their Court HOUSE! What they did never amounted into anything abnormal that the whole world cries foul! It is the right of the persons of the HOUSE to do whatever one wishes to do in one’s own HOUSE! Nobody has the right to intrude into one’s HOUSE & take picture, videos etc & publish them! “How can one’s neighbour get into one’s house & try to beat one down?!” as was the case with the police in the Court HOUSE muddle who tried to force into the Court HOUSE of the lawyers & show their might?! Any one who has any credential won’t stand such an arbitrary & senseless act, with both the hands tied infront; and, that’s simply what the lawyers did – they defended the rights of their HOUSE with all the might they had!  

When a former chief minister of Karnataka cried aloud that everyone watches porn in Karnataka & the MLAs watching porn in the Karnataka Assembly HOUSE was not a big deal was speaking the universal wisdom, after all! He explicitly knew that the MLAs –The number of them is trying to rise from a mere 4 to 40 over the days! – quite democratic! - were just exercising their Fundamental Right inside Their Own Assembly HOUSE! And, all those people –misinformed morons, devious villains, riot raisers & morally the degraded others! - who accuse them of watching porn in the Assembly HOUSE should understand that they were mere representatives of all the people of Karnataka, who, according to the wise former chief minister, have been Regular Porn Watchers, all these decades since Independence! And, they were Legally Watching Porn –As they were watching porn in the Legislative Assembly HOUSE! – in their HOUSE! The old axiom ‘Porn Watchers Beget Porn Watchers!’ is scientifically proven, beyond any doubt, in this ‘Great Porn Watching HOUSE’ episode, as even for an axiom a scientific proof is required these days, in Our Qualified India!  

Some miscreants were arguing that if the media people can place their cameras where ever they wish to place them & capture whatever they wish to capture & air them WHY DON’T THEY PLACE THEIR CAMERAS IN THEIR OWN HOUSE –MEDIA HOUSE!- and air what all happen there as more porn & sleaze will be visible & available for the porn crazy Karnataka Public etc! They also tried to spread misinformation & whip up communal passions by saying that instead of airing the non porn things & items of a Swami & co it would have been far better if they had placed their cameras inside their HOUSE –Media HOUSE- & aired whatever happens there that the Porn Hungry Karnataka Voters should have got a far better deal! They also challenged the Media HOUSES to place cameras in the Police HOUSES – Police Stations & Other Police HOUSES! - & air whatever they have from the Police HOUSES 24/7 that the Porn Hungry People will have Much More Than Enough! And, they also suggested that if the MEDIA HOUSES start doing what they suggested – Placing cameras in the media HOUSES & police HOUSES! - the Karnataka Public can have an unbelievably democratic & secular 24/7 Porn Channel, the first such channel anywhere in the world and be PORNFULLY PROUD OF that!  

The experts were of the opinion that according to the fundamental rights of the democratic & secular people in India anyone & every one should be in a position to defend his or her rights in ONE’S OWN HOUSE and no compromise can be done in this regard! And, one who protects one’s HOUSE from ‘the outside intrusion’ can not be pulled up for any sort of misdemeanour, misbehaviour, assault etc, as it’s all legally in the game of protecting one’s own HOUSE! Hence, the Assembly HOUSE stands vindicated if it thrashes out the persons from the Media HOUSES from the HOUSE; likewise, the lawyers who thrashed & assaulted the persons from the Media HOUSES & Police HOUSES also clearly stand vindicated! And, it is sensibly & wisely suggested that if anyone wants to make public whatever happens in the HOUSES –Like the Court HOUSE, Media HOUSE, Assembly HOUSE, Parliament HOUSE, Business HOUSE etc!- it is always better he or she start & end the gathering of information –Recording of the video, taking pictures etc included- ONLY FROM ONE’S OWN HOUSE!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

CHEAT, TRICK, DUPE - THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS IN INDIA!

CHEAT....CHEAT.....CHEAT.....TRICK......TRICK.......TRICK.......DUPE.....DUPE......DUPE.......! These words & their multiple synonyms have become the real time substitutes for Business or Doing Business in India! These are the only things which one should have to start a business these days! And, these are THE ONLY THINGS ONE REQUIRES to start a business & run it for ages & amass huge profits etc! Whatever business you do, you SHOULD IMPLEMENT 100% WORDS SUCH AS CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE etc or else you better think of anything else other than business or doing business! It is not a panchayat phrase or a district one....IT IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER INDIA TO THE BENEFIT OF THE POOR & STARVING BUSINESS MEN! Even such a question & answer duo have surfaced & got into the CAT, MAT, IAS, IPS & the like quality exams; it goes as this.....Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!


From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!


The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!


These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!


THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!