The Signature Of The Ill Informed!

In the thousands of movies & thousands of serials we have been watching, all these decades, we have ALWAYS seen an AUTHORISED PERSON (AP!) putting down his signature, extremely emotionally & with hyper tension, on the papers given to him by the hospital staff, before an operation or surgery is going to take place, where there are no guarantees of a success……!

It is or will be written on the piece/s of paper, given to the AP, that the operation, whether major or minor, is going to be performed on the patient & whatever responsibility is there (Which means the ‘CASUALTY’ etc!) is the ‘SOLE’ responsibility of the Authorised Person (AP!) who puts his signature on the piece of paper provided & there are no responsibilities, whatsoever, to the doctor who is conducting the operation & other hospital officials, who are there ‘ONLY’ for making the AP sign the paper or papers with CASUALTY CLAUSE (CC!) printed in BOLD letters!

It is a VERY NICE MOVE (‘!!!’ mark is used in Chess to indicate ‘SUCH’ a good move!) from the doctor fraternity (Or ‘Hospital Fraternity!?) as AFTER getting the signature from the ‘AUTHORITY’ OF THE PERSON ON WHOM THE OPERATION IS GOING TO BE PERFORMED, the doctor can perform his or her duty TENSION FREE & have a crack @ the right & real problem, without seriously thinking & uselessly getting worried about the repercussions which may arise out of nothing IF, a BIG ‘if’, the operation or such similar things fail! It is ‘ALWAYS’ nice to be on the safer side of the Hospital Fence (HF!)!

BUT, the thousands & lakhs of poor signatories, all these decades, NEVER understood EXACTLY what GREAT THINGS they had all been doing! All these decades they SELDOM understood they Vouchsafed/stood guarantee for the various governments, medical colleges, medicinal industry, medical instruments, doctors, nurses & a lot of other great persons & personalities…….! And, the SIGNATORIES, even now, don’t know that they keep on doing the good & great work their previous generations had started, nonstop, guaranteeing for all the above said people who are there in their millions!

It is NEVER remembered that these signatories (APs!) are doing the selfless work of guaranteeing the SAFETY & INTEGRITY of this much of the people & their lives! It is seldom remembered that they are safe guarding more people than the personnel who guard the borders of our EVER PORUS country! And, they are standing guarantee for more people than for whose veracity the gazetted officers of India stand guarantee for! The HARDEST of the facts is that this selfless act of STANDING GUARANTEE (SG!) is ‘NEVER’ appreciated by anyone, leave alone the governments & other organizations & people who are the direct beneficiaries of SG of these selfless persons in millions!

It is heard from the ‘Trusted Sources’, who NEVER wish to be identified as they are ‘NOT’ authorised –As ARE the APs!- by anyone noteworthy, that the proposal for giving the APs the bravery awards & ‘EVEN’ Param Veer Chakras (PVCs!) has been moved by the ‘Honourable’ ‘WHO IS WHO’ of the Indian Polity! It is ALSO heard from the Trusted Sources (TSs!) that there are going to be a number of ‘online’ polling campaigns, in which anyone who spares time to post or poll an opinion will be charged by the Internet Authority (IA!) by a minimum & logical amount of Rs 10/- per second, for the time spend on the Poll OR Post Time (PT!) spent on the net, that the IA can take a decision in this matter, later!

It is NO JOKE that the APs are well considered for the President’s Gallantry Awards & EVEN the Param Veer Chakras as what these APs do is nothing short of greatest of the feats human being have EVER performed! What they stand guarantee for is nothing short of GIGANTIC!

What they stand guarantee for ARE (1) the medical educational system where more than 60% are entering the medical colleges of India to become doctors through the Behind the Door Operation (BDO!), where around $ 1.5 billion are changing hands, most of it BLACK MONEY, every year, at the least, in the last 10-12 years, (2) the innumerable medicines produced for the wholesome ‘CONSUMPTION’ –Which ARE supplied ‘OVER THE COUNTER’, ‘UNDER THE COUNTER’ , ‘IN MID AIR’ etc – in an Underdeveloped Emerging Consumer India (UECI – Pronounced ‘You See’!), (3) the greed & avarice of the ‘Hospital Companies OR Industry’ (HCI!), (4) the wholesome inefficiency, unaccountability & utter neglect of the other hospital staff ‘excluding’ the doctors – As they have ALREADY been mentioned & covered by the APs in the earlier chapters of the Guarantee Guide (GG!)!- (5) the efficiency of the inefficiency etc!      

Our various governments, @ the centre & states, have made it mandatory, over the years that to have an operation or surgery any one of the APs from the person’s side has to STAND GUARANTEE for (1) the STANDARD of medical education in India, (2) the originality & standard of the medical students in India (3) the quality & quantity of the INGREDIENTS in the medicines available in the ‘CONSUMER’ Markets (CMs!) of India , (4) the ‘SANITY’ of the persons in the medical field, (5) the free flowing & tension free family life of the persons (Medical Professionals!) involved in the process of surgery, (6) the quality of the medical equipment used in the surgery etc AS, ‘if’ the patient & the others present with him or her ‘fail’ or ‘deny’ ‘TRUSTING’ the prevailing system of medical training where the Hippocrates Oath is ceremoniously chanted @ the fag end of the passing out from the medical colleges & standing guarantee for it, who will TAKE the responsibility of those who SELDOM trust what is offered in the Hospitals cum commercial ventures?!

Then, there are welcome proposals from various quarters – The people in the know call them ‘Stake Holders’ whom everybody from the ruling governments to the sweepers of the Adivasi (Tribal!) Panchayaths SHOULD consult before taking any action! – to make the SG (Standing Guarantee!) as mandatory as the Aadhar Card has been made to (A) the train travelers who FORCE themselves into the CLOSELY PACKED ‘RESERVED’ COMPARTMENTS (CPRCs!), some of them dating back to the First Independence Struggle of India in 1857, (B) those who fly on the air planes, (C) those who travel in the badly maintained government, buses, boats & ships etc, (D) those who go for the various amusement parks in India where violations of safety laws are the order of the day, (E) those who buy heavily poisonous & adulterated food items from various market places including the well known & well advertised branded malls & all, (F) those who send their children to the various schools to get RAPED, MOLESTED, ABUSED etc (G) those who build their houses & other things, (H) those who buy various types of ‘safetyless’ vehicles from the sub standard vehicle markets of India, (I) those who breath in the heavily polluted air of Polluted India (PI!) , (J) those who use heavily polluted waters of India etc & others…..!

Let’s STRIVE for an India, where the position of a Standing Authorised Person (SAP!) IS MADE MANDATORY for one & all, for each & every purpose, matter, job etc that millions of Indians get employed as SAPs that there won’t be any FDI or Make In India option or Opening Up of Insurance, Defense & others sectors etc required to solve the EVER growing problem of unemployment in India; then, we can/will ALSO provide jobs to millions of other poor people from the African countries with these MUCH REWARDING glamorous jobs (MRGJs!) -where one Stands Guarantee to the Inefficiency, Incompetence, Falsehood, Ignorance, Arrogance etc of others whom ‘HE’ (SAP!) doesn’t have any idea about!- that we, India & Indians, eradicate poverty, starvation, malnutrition etc from the face of the Earth & be very proud of it, at the same time!

Burning HP, Motorola etc!

I bought a laptop from HP (Hewlett Packard) a couple of years back, paying the full amount, never bargaining for the price tag! I got a free carry bag with the lap top! I wondered why ever the company should give a free carry bag when every one looks to squeeze the life out of the buyer! I simply didn’t understand!

The person who handed over the lap top & the bag smiled after checking the amount I paid, a couple of times....I considered it good customer care etc etc I read in many ‘HOW TO’ books, which I gathered cheaply from the footpath! I loved to think that the same books I took from the footpath must have been read by the sales persons & the person who sat stoically at the cash counter as well, as their behaviour was the same what I read in those ‘HOW TO’ books on marketing, customer care, selling, handling the curious customer etc! I smirked at the thought that they too must have gone for those pirated copies of all those ‘HOW TO’ books which come cheap as they are GENUINLY COPIED from the GENUENLY ORIGINAL! It was a feeling of brotherhood or better I should call it the Brotherhood of Pirates!

Smilingly when I left the H.P store seldom did I knew that why they smiled was totally for some other reason than what I thought of, like the sales & marketing etiquette of the sublime nature etc....But, for that to dawn on me it took a couple more days of my life! But, when I understood the reason of their smile & the free gift of carry bag it was already very much late.......!

A couple of days after I successfully purchased the laptop something stopped working; I don’t remember what it was! I carried it to the shop I bought it from! All the people in the shop were busy selling the HP laptops to the buyers & giving them free carry bags! I waited till I grabbed the attention of an attention grabber who told me to wait for some more time that they could come to me after selling the laptops with the free carry bag & attend to my problem. I waited and after around one hour or so someone came to me, who looked like a person who failed miserably in selling any of the laptops with the free carry bag that particular day!

I told the problem to him & he all of a sudden told me that it SHOULD BE taken to the NEAREST ORIGINAL HP SERVICE STATION which is 10 kilometres away from me, as all the problems would be solved by the experts there! And, if I dared to take the risk, he continued, he could try his hands at problem solving; I readily agreed as taking the thing again to the ORIGINAL HP SERVICE CENTRE would take another couple of hours away from my life. He, as a master magician, kept opening some windows & closing some, intermittently, as I kept my vigil over...he seemed to work as one possessed.....And, at last he set the things right by clicking the ‘going back to the default settings'! Though all the software I loaded after purchasing the laptop went for a toss I got the problem for which I went there solved! I put the laptop back into FREE CARRY BAG & giving him truck loads of 'THANKS' left to reload all the software I had loaded before the expert hit the 'Back to Default Settings' button!

I didn’t have time to go to the ORIGINAL SERVICE STATION OF HP in the 1 year guarantee period, despite small problems related to my laptop continuously creeping up on my nerves! I just tried to wish the problems away & kept on with whatever I had to do, though I suffered mentally thanks to the performance of my newly acquired HP laptop! Before crossing the one year guarantee period, all of a sudden, my DVD drive stopped working & as I didn’t have time to focus on this problem I kept it disturb me continuously! Whenever I wanted to watch a movie or so I would switch on my other HP Laptop which I rarely used as it was a just15.4" against our Lead Role 17", of which I have been writing over! I kept the problem persist for another 1 year or more & when I felt free to take it in the FREE CARRY BAG, I took it to the ORIGINAL SERVICE STATION OF HP!

When I entered the service station, the guard at the entrance asked me a hell lot of questions that I thought I would have cleared the IAS examination if I would have known answers to all the queries he readily dished forth! He asked questions to me like he was questioning a criminal who had just murdered the CEO of HP! When I entered, after the quizzing, I was asked to collect a coupon & wait there till I was called. I obliged as there were no other option as I saw a very large number of people who waited there patiently, with their empty FREE CARRY BAGS in their laps!

When my turn came, I went to a counter where I was told by an Original HP Service Personnel that I had to give him 250/- for just checking the problem & to verify whether what I told them as problem was a problem at all! I obliged the Original HP Service Personnel & then he took my 17" laptop inside; I waited for the result! After 20+ minutes the Original HP Service Personnel, who took the laptop inside after collecting a Verification Charge of 250/-, came to the counter & beckoned me there to inform me the GREAT FINDING that as I told him it was a problem with the DVD drive & I had to fix the problem ONLY by changing the mother board as the DVD drive was integrally fused with the mother board & the Original HP Service Personnel couldn’t repair it separately and the bill would be somewhere around 25000/-! I thought what they charged for repair was something like 100 times the checking fee! I took the lap top back from the Original HP Service Personnel & walked away to something/somewhere more sensible things happen!

I consulted a Non Original HP Service Personnel & he told me that I could buy a USB DVD drive for around 4000/- & watch whatever movie I wished to watch on my 17"! The next moment I bought one Samsung USB DVD drive & went home, with a sweet feeling of saving a minimum of 21000/- from an Original HP Service Alligator!

But my happiness didn’t last long; my 17" hard drive crashed shortly after & I was in the danger of losing whatever data I had in the laptop; I reached the Original HP Service Station & I was told that they didn’t take THESE KINDS OF WORK and asked me to contact a particular Non Original HP Service Personnel who’s visiting card the Original HP Service Personnel provided me; obviously the Original HP Service Personnel had commission from the Non Original HP Service Personnel if ever I reached there & got fleeced!

I didn’t go to the Originally HP Recommended Place & got it done for 2000/- as I was sure I would have been forced to part with my entire savings for that work to be done in the secret place of the Non Original HP Service Personnel, recommended by the Original HP Service Personnel! Within months, HP 17" struck again! This time the screen went blank! As usual, I went to the Original HP Service Centre where I had been told that it would lighten my purse by around 20000/-! I went to my Non Original HP Service Personnel & got the screen changed for 5000/-, saving 15000/- in the process! Misery hit me again within months in the shape of battery failure; the battery failed to get charged. This time I didn’t go to the Original HP Service Personnel; I took it direct to a Non Original HP Service Personnel who gave me a NON Original HP battery for 2500/- which would have cost me my fixed deposit if I would have gone to the Original HP Service Centre! Now what ORIGINALS I have on my Original HP 17" Laptop are the shell of the laptop & motherboard, nothing else! The DVD player, Screen, Battery, Hard Drive & all are Non Original HP Products & they are working fine for the last more than 1 year!

Now, what I am concerned is about the motherboard which is the ONLY ORIGINAL WORKING THING on the OTHERWISE GREATLY PERFORMING NON ORIGINAL 17" HP Laptop! And, I regularly have nightmares on meeting one of my close friends who bought the same HP 17” on My Very Serious Recommendation! Till date he has changed his battery, screen (Twice!), DVD Drive etc & now is involved in a last ditch battle to save the chipset & motherboard! Now I perfectly understand why those people years back gave the carry bag free & why the sales persons smiled when I bought it 3 or 4 years back, as they then & there knew the people like me who bought these sorts of laptops would be running around carrying their laptops regularly to the Original HP Service Centres - SHOULD SAY 'ORIGINAL (OR HP CERTIFIED )FLEECING CENTRES'!- for this problem or that till they burn their laptops in public & live reclusive lives in the far away islands where they will never see even the sign of HP, again!

Special Note!

It is STRONGLY suggested that BURNING THE PRODUCT IN A PUBLIC PLACE is the one & only choice for all the customers of international brands in India! What the customers here in India always get is Ill Treatment, Misbehaviour, Arrogance, Qualityless & Stupid Analysis of the Problems the Customer Is Facing with the Product Bought, Reckless & Inefficient Repair, Extremely Greedy Customer Care & Service Centres etc!

I gave my Motorola Razor i3 to Fine Fone Solutions, #397/86, 2nd Floor, 11th Main, Jayanagar 3rd Block, Bangalore 11 (Ph:- 080 - 26634554, 26634555, 26634556, 26536477, 26536488) on 13-12-11, travelling almost 25 kilometres! I told the service centre people that the mobile was not getting charged & when connected to a charging slot it keeps blinking. When I reached there, there were only 3 customers & all the people who were with the centre were roaming there as free as birds in the sky, as they were only shifted from Infantry Road not much before!

I asked them to check the mobile then & there itself that I could have collected the info on the problem there itself that I could decide on the next step! The person who collected the phone from me, who was just seen whiling away time there, told me that as a lot of work was pending they would only be able to check it the next day & they would call me the next day to inform me about the solution & then according to my opinion move forward, in the matter of repairing the mobile.

As, I didn’t get any call from the centre till 5 ‘O’ clock next evening I called them & they told me that they were still in the process of checking it & they would give me a call as soon as they finished checking! But that call didn’t come.....I have been waiting till date for them to call me, today being 25-01-12! And, now I am seriously thinking about BURNING MY MOTOROLA, after taking back the mobile from the stupid fellows @ the fleecing centre, as well with the HP Laptop @ a public place that people come to know what is actually happening to “The Customer King”!

ON INSURANCE, TAX, LOAN, INSURANCE COMPANIES, BANKS, INDIANS etc!

It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is genarally reffered to as the Spring of insurance in India!

The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!

The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!

What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!

The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!

GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!

IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!

A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!

The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!

FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!