Kaikeyi AMMA & The Proverbial Tamil Camel In Karnataka-Kerala Tent!

When Kaikeyi, wife of King Dasaradha, asked her pound of flesh @ the very crucial period of the kingdom of Kosala, Lord Ram had to go for a 14 year long life in forest! He had to give away his throne, all the comforts of his royal life & a lot more for His Kaikeyi AMMA’s ‘HUMBLE’ asking!

King Dasaradha had to throw away his life itself to satisfy his ‘INSATIABLE’ wife Kaikeyi! It is this type of ‘HUMBLE’ asking of Kaikeyi AMMAS which ALWAYS created trouble, all over the world, leave alone South India! And, now, here in South India, History or Legend is repeating!

When (Kaikeyi) AMMA Chief Minister Of Tamilnadu ‘reminded’ the Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi that “As she had been ‘defending’ the Centre (vis-à-vis the Cauvery Issue!), despite pressure from other political parties in the state (Tamilnadu!), it is IMPORTANT & NECESSARY to create the Cauvery management board and the Cauvery water regulation committee, with immediate effect!”, at the least, a couple of eye brows were raised as people saw Kaikeyi AMMA appearing in a different time zone, far away from the Thretha Yug, when she ‘wholesomely had’ her pound of flesh!

It is interesting to note that when Kaikeyi AMMA jumped into Kaliyug from the Thretha she looked pretty out of sorts & out of practice! She seemed not to have the realisation that she was ‘PRETENDING DEFENDING’ someone who NEVER wanted or needed or would require Kaikeyi AMMA’s ‘DEFENCES’ to rule the Country of 1.25 billion & she was not in Kosala where she could have anything done FORCING the hapless King Dasaradha do everything to her liking!  

The ‘Filmy Style’ politicians of Tamilnadu, who jumped out of the Tamil film screens to entre the Tamil political screens, ALWAYS got themselves immersed 100% in POSTURING! In no other Indian state Film Actors controlled politics in such a WHOLESOME WAY as has ALWAYS been in the south Indian state of Tamilnadu! It has NEVER been what’s been done in Tamilnadu BUT what’s been Postured or Pretended or Acted or Pretended as IS in the movies THAT COUNTED IN THE FILMY STATE OF TAMILNADU! Ordinary Tamil people ALWAYS got tricked & fooled by these Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) and they ALWAYS trusted these ‘Acting - Posturing Freaks’ (APFs!)! They NEVER had reality BUT the illusion of the ‘Acting - Posturing Freaks’ of the Illusion/Filmy World!

Tamil people were MADE/CONVERTED ‘So Filmy’ by the ‘actors turned politicians’ (ATPs!) that they ALWAYS went for & subscribed the ‘ACTING’ or ‘POSTURING’ of these Tamil Politicians who are ALWAYS THE ACTORS OF PATHOS! Kaikeyi AMMA has also proved beyond doubt that she is NOT BAD in posturing as she had SHAMELESSLY shown during the World Chess Championship conducted in November 2013 @ Chennai where Kaikeyi AMMA had her HUGE heavily photoshopped bust exhibited on the backdrop of the World Championship stage! For an actress turned Tamilnadu Posturing Politician (TPP!) it should have been a moment of enlightenment BUT for all the others (US, INDIANS!) it was related to something shameful, as NOONE has EVER seen such a SHAMELESS POSTURING on a World Championship stage!        

And, we have heard, a million times, the story of the Proverbial Camel which was given the room to place its hoofs inside the tent, in the night, by a very benign person to find himself out of the tent in the morning with the Proverbial Camel (‘PC’ – Remember Some Politician from Tamilnadu??!!) occupying the tent fully! It seems that it is the SAME THING happening or HAPPENED to the South Indian states of Karnataka & Kerala, now, who allowed the ‘NEEDY LOOKING’ TAMIL CAMEL (NLTC!) put its hoofs into their tent OUT OF SYMPATHY & KIND HEARTEDNESS!   

In the 1960’s & 70’s, the Tamil Camel ‘Craftily Appeared’ OR was ‘Craftily Presented’ (Using All The ‘Filmy’ Fundas available in the Tamil Film Industry!!!) as a Poor & Pathetic One (PPO!) which BADLY needed all the help the Kannadigas & Keralites or Malayalees could offer! The ‘TAMIL PATHOS’ generated in that time period were SO ENORMOUS that no one (Including the Highly Respected Chief Ministers of that time period like Devraj Urs of Karnataka, C. Achutha Menon of Kerala & others!), at that time, thought that they were ACCEPTING AN ‘INSATIABLE CAMEL’ into their Karnataka-Kerala tents! The chief ministers of Karnataka & Kerala of 1970s benignly promised & gave enough water to Tamilnadu as they FELT (Actually. they were TRICKED by the appearance!) that their NEEDY ‘LOOKING’ & JOVIAL ‘LOOKING’ Tamilnadu counter parts had to be helped!

One can not blame those chief ministers of Karnataka & Kerala of that time period as whatever they had given to Tamilnadu then was out of friendship & camaraderie; and, they did so because they FELT it their duty to serve Tamil people as they were Bharateeya/Indian as they themselves were! BUT, poor guys they NEVER would have thought that, in time, what they had done as good gesture & with good intentions would recoil on their own people & their land JUST A COUPLE OF DECADES AFTER the great helping deeds they had done?!

 In time, the Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) HAPPILY matured into EXPLOITING the GOOD GESTURES of these 2 friendly states of Karnataka & Kerala & started CLAIMING whatever these states had happily & with good intention given them as their EXCLUSIVE & GOD GIVEN RIGHTS! These Shamelessly Posturing Tamil Actors Turned Tamil Politicians (SPTATTPs!) ALSO started to ask for ‘MORE’ & ‘MORE’ as their divine & legal right & started seeding the common Tamil people’s (CTP!) minds with vicious seeds of discontent, distrust & hatred towards these 2 States which had ALWAYS been generous to the Tamil state!

Tamil Camel has been populating (Polluting?!!) the border areas which it shares with Karnataka & Kerala all these decades in such a way that most of the Kerala border areas (Which include Palakkad, Thiruvanathapuram, Munnar etc!), including the high ranges & the capital city of Karnataka, Bangalore, border district Kolar, Bengarpet etc have seen HUGE Tamil Camel Intrusions! What BOTH the Karnataka & Kerala Governments all these decades FAILED to understand is that all these Tamil Camels in the Karnataka-Kerala Tents ONLY stand for Tamil, Tamilnadu, Tamil Camel Culture etc! And, they NEVER EVER think of ANYBODY ELSE, when it comes to Territory, Culture, Water, Language etc, THOUGH THEY ARE ‘USURPING’ & ARE IN OTHER BENIGN PEOPLE’S LANDS! They ‘ONLY’ propagate this Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!) without any SHAME whenever & where ever they are! They SPREAD like wildfire, DESTROYING everything on their way & promoting ONLY whatever that is of Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!)!

It is high time that Karnataka & Kerala unite to ward off this Kaikeyi AMMA or Tamil Camel Threat (‘KAT’ or ‘TCT’!) as it is these ‘2 States’ which have been ‘insufferably suffering’ from the ‘Self Created Sympathy for Tamils’ and for LONG being very benign & helpful to the propagandists & propagators of the Tamil Camel Culture (TCC!)! All the Kannadigas & Malayalees can breath easy in the fact that it is ‘NOT’ the Kingdom Of Kosala in the Yug Of Thretha & the ruler here is ‘NOT’ the ill fated Dasaradha who lost everything in the ‘ART OF EMOTIONAL EXPLOITATION’!  

Universal Tamil Education For Keralites!

When in the 1980s & 1990s, students, from Kerala, in their tens of thousands, flocked to Tamilnadu to get educated it looked ABSOLUTELY normal! Tens of thousands flocked to the ‘So Called’ Tamil Education Centres like Coimbatore, Salem, Madras etc for the ‘So Called’ Higher Education & Job Oriented Education, accepting that to have HIGHER EDUCATION & Job Oriented Education THE ONLY way WAS the ‘So Called’ Education Centres Of Tamilnadu!

No one could counter this pseudo logical argument for Tamilan Higher Education for the Lower Educated Keralite (LEK!) all these decades! As the Left was trumpeting against the privatisation of the Lower Kerala Education System (LKES!) with all their might as they thought Private Lower Kerala Education System (PLKES!) would DESTROY the Egalitarian Lower Kerala Education (ELKE!) it looked Quite A Social, Egalitarian, Humanitarian & Educational Step to have students protests & strikes at the pre decided intervals that the Unequal Education System in Kerala got uplifted to the ‘ONLY’ Quality Education System prevailing in India i.e. the Highly Educated Tamilnadu’s Education System!

And, as the ELKE was genuinely considered as of having the lowest of the lowest standards of education in the country those who UNDERSTOOD the PATHETIC SITUATION froze the day to day functioning of the educational institutions in the state of 100% literacy with 100% Dedicated & Result Oriented Strikes! And, it is to be remembered that it WAS the time of the strong & heavy handed prevention of ‘Private Equity’ in Kerala Education (ONLY??)!

The Educational Institutions in Tamilnadu FULLY & PARTLY OWNED by Keralites sprang up just on the other side of the ‘Kerala Border’ which by hook or by nook took away a BIG & Hugely Major CHUNK of these ‘MISGUIDED’ Students of Kerala (MSKs)! These substandard educational institutions, which WERE CALLED ‘Colleges’ in Tamilnadu were built & maintained by the HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY these ‘HUGELY’ MISGUIDED STUDENTS OF KERALA (MSKs) spent on the other side of the Kerala border! The Tamilan Institutions GRABBED whatever they MADE come their way with the HUGE support of those BETRAYERS OF KERALA (BKs) who were Keralites, who shamelessly bred on the crumbs thrown by the Tricky Tamilans who ran the sub standard education institutions in Tamilnadu, JUST FOR THE ‘TRAFFICKED’ CATTLE CLASS KERALA STUDENTS!

So was the Planning & Execution of these BKs & Tamilnadu Educational Institution Owners that the ‘Senseless & Easily Gullible’ Students of Kerala (Students have always been the EASIEST OF THE EASILY GULLIBLE GROUPS, EVERYWHERE!) flooded into the pathetically infrastructured & qualitatively PAUPER educational institutions of Tamilnadu with the HARD EARNED money of their Keralite Parents! No one asked ‘WHETHER’ a state which has been Number 1 in education & boasts about 100% literacy require a ‘Much Below Par’ Tamil ‘HIGHER’ Education or NOT??

Annamalai, Bharatiyar, Madras, Manonmaniam Sundaranar, Periyar & other Tamil Universities and their thousands of subsidiaries BUILT THEIR TAMIL EMPIRES OF QUALITYLESS TAMILNADU STYLE EDUCATION (QTSE) on the Money ‘The Fooled & Tricked Students from Kerala’ brought with them in the ‘FALSE HOPE’ OF QUALITY HIGHER EDUCATION, which ACTUALLY HAS NEVER BEEN THERE IN TAMILNADU! And, they failed to ask whether the ‘Land Of Adi Sankara’ (And, the students from there!) ‘EVER’ required a Sub Standard Tamil Education or not?!

Engineering, Medical, Aviation, MBA, MCA & other higher education institutions mushroomed all across Tamilnadu to TAP the Ignorant Kerala Potential (IKP!) in their millions! It is amusing & at the same time saddening to know that it was this SHAMELESS ‘Fleecing Of The Kerala Students’ who were flocked to Tamilnadu CATTLE CLASS made the fortunes of these Tamilnadu Educational Tricksters & Cheaters who colluded with the ‘BASTARDS’ in Kerala who CHEATED THEIR OWN PEOPLE, SHAMELESSLY!

THE REAL TAMILNADU EDUCATION/EDUCATIONAL ENVIRONMENT which awaited the Tricked Cattle Class Kerala Students in Tamilnadu were ALWAYS DEFTLY COVERED UP! The fact that ‘ONLY’ the Tamil students in these Tamil Education Institutions in Tamilnadu got passed en mass, MOST OF THE TIMES, while the Keralites STRUGGLED & found themselves at the bottom of the Tamil Performance Table (TPT) ALWAYS with they appearing &reappearing AGAIN & AGAIN on practical & other examinations, paying HEFTY SUMS, which the Tamilnadu Universities & Education Institutions were more than happy to LAP UP, ALWAYS got swept under carpet! It has ALWAYS been Cultural Segregation Practices going on in Tamilnadu, TAKING THE HARD EARNED MONEY OF THE KERALITES!

The Struggle the Kerala Students - who come to the Enlightened Land Of Tamils to get education as Kerala Is the Land Of Ignorance etc! - face in Tamilnadu, where they have been considered 2^nd Grade Students to the All Enlightened Tamil Students has ALWAYS been ENORMOUS! Apart from the Tamil Apartheid they ‘suffered in education’ they also faced ‘physical suffering’ whenever & wherever the CREATED & MUCH HYPED UP Problematic Issues like the Mullapperiyar got inflamed by the Tamil Group/Political Leaders who ALWAYS loved to fish in the CREATED PUDDLED EMOTIONAL WATERS, at the Keralites’ Expense, ALWAYS!

This sub standard attitude of the Tamil Institutions & their sub standard education system ALSO ‘FALSELY PROJECTED’ a picture in the minds of ‘Kerala Students’ in Tamilnadu - who ‘ACTUALLY’ were the money providers for these Tamilnadu Educational Institutions - of Extremely Brilliant & Wise Tamil Students compared to the ALWAYS Below Average Kerala Students who REMAIN Ignorant & Below Average despite the great & monumental effort of the Learned & Super Race Tamil Teachers! All the FALSEHOOD was PROPAGATED, in favour of Tamilnadu Educational Institutions & THEIR COURSES, all these decades, that students & people of Kerala thought them to be TRUTH 100%!   

THE WELL ‘PLANTED NEWS’ in some of the Malayalam TV Channels about the ‘SEXPLOITATION’ of  female students from Kerala in Mysore & Bangalore in Karnataka, ‘a couple of months ago’, has gone too low in the matter of MARKETING Tamil Education where the Very Intelligent Tamil Education Promoters thought they were using the State Of The Art Technology of Mossad to fool the Parents & Students from Kerala ‘alike’ with the ‘BLURRED’ & ‘No Indication Giving Video Footage’ where ‘They Presented’ ‘Malayalee’ (No Proof Of Their Identity & No Clues as to where these videos were shot to malign Karnataka & Its Education Environment & promote Tamilnadu education!) ‘BLURRED’ ‘Girls’ who ‘THEY SAID’ got sexploited! Ofcourse, no one thinks, this is going to be the LOWEST point of Tamilnadu Education Promotion by which they WISH they can ‘ATTRACT’ Kerala students to their substandard educational institutions! It’s FUNNY that no one shot ‘Blurred’ Malayalee Girls Sexploited in Tamilnadu!

With the mushrooming of Tamil Education Centres in Tamilnadu, which ‘EXLUSIVELY’ CATERED to the CATTLE CLASS TRICKED STUDENTS (CCTSs!)from Kerala, the Tamilans learned ‘fast’ HOW to trick the students of Kerala who ‘NEVER’ ventured outside the Kerala territory! They offered myriads of ‘Exclusive Kerala Oriented Courses’ as Distant Education Programmes & opened hundreds of their university & other education centres inside Kerala with the collusion of the ‘BASTARDS’ – Or else we can call them ‘Education Pimps’ of Kerala!- who SOLD THEIR OWN for petty gains! The easiness of the Tamilnadu courses was WILDLY & FALSELY PROPAGATED! The Kerala Educational Environment reverberated with the ‘Easy Tamilnadu Courses’ slogan that the ‘TRICKED’ Keralites flooded the Kerala Centres of these Tamilnadu Tricksters, dreaming of something TOO EASY!

The system of LATE publishing of the results of ‘Kerala Universities’ (Why the Universities Of Kerala, all these decades, ‘ALWAYS’ published the results ‘LATE” & in the MOST IRRESPONSIBLE WAYS and ‘WHO’ got the benefits of these evil doings are questions which NEVER got answers!) that vitiates the chances of students going for Higher Education & other National courses outside the Kerala Border has been a grievous concern of the students in the Universities Of Kerala, all these decades of Tamil Education!

It is quite clear, EVEN for a person of average intelligence that the irresponsible & unaccountable evaluation system in place and the Usual Delay (UD!) in the result declaration in all the universities of Kerala – deliberately & genuinely planted for the ‘Tamil Cause’!!- in all these Kerala Universities which has been in action since time immemorial, has ALWAYS been ‘Aiding & Abetting’ Tamilnadu Education which survived BASICALLY ON the REGULAR supply of  the cattle class Kerala student!

The ‘CENTRALISATION’ of Indian Civil Services, CA & Other Important Courses in South India in Chennai, Tamilnadu & the Very Generous Examination Centre allocation in Chennai & other TN cities for all the important examinations where the Kerala Students (Who are ‘ALWAYS’ treated as milch cows in Tamilnadu & are FORCEFULLY brought into Tamilnadu Due To The Lack Of Examination Centres in Kerala!)HAVE given away the basic idea on which Tamilnadu works as far as attracting the Kerala Students is concerned! It is HIGH time Kerala & Karnataka wake up to this Ruinous Promotions Tamilnadu undertakes at their expense!

All these years ‘WHO’ all have been benefitting from the ‘Created’ Muddled Kerala Education/Educational Situation (CMKES!) IS the point which if cleared will UNCOVER the Massive Educational Traps (METs!) laid in favour of Tamilnadu Courses &Tamilnadu Education Institutions in Underdeveloped, Ignorant & Culturally Underdeveloped South Indian State Of Kerala! And, it will also UNCOVER who all (Which will ‘Definitely’ include the Kerala Politicians & the Kerala Political Parties) benefited from this Decades Old Unashamed Rigging/Cheating of Kerala Students & Education!

The Silent Hindu & The Historic Mandate!

In the Historical & Unambiguous Mandate the Indian People have well explicitly stated what they want & NEED @ the centre of the political existence, in Bharat! The Real Nationalism (HERE ‘Nationalism’ means the Real –And, ‘NOT’ statistical!- Wish for National Development & Life Development of the Nation, Bharat/India!) & The Real Pride in it is clearly shown in the HUGE margin of lead BJP attained over its nearest rivals, decimating them!

After Independence, ‘most’ of India & Indians have been going through a SEVERE IDENTITY CRISIS! Just after Partition, which happened due to the unrelenting nature of the Muslim Leaders of that period & the callous British attitude, India & it’s leaders out of nowhere & for NO REASON started to project the NON EXISTENT ‘Secularism’ as the basic idea on which the Indian Nation was going to be built! It is this faulty idea of a Secular India, where the word ‘Secular’ was left to be explained by each & every one, according to his or her own circumstances & NECESSITIES that created the IDENTITY CRISIS!

As leader after leader tried to compete to PROVE his NON EXISTENT secular credentials, the majority of Hindus who formed the so called ‘Secular’ Hindu India got confused about their identity in the so called Secular India or what it SHOULD be called ‘HINDUSTAN’, always! And, in this political & other types of Identity Puddles-which became a very big part of the majority Hindu life!- the so called secular politicians ALWAYS fished with continuous success!

The Hindus of the so called ‘Secular India’ saw their Religion (Though ‘Hinduism’ is not a religion BUT A Nice Way Of Life!) & beliefs getting compromised for the Secular India & Secular Indians & they felt & saw their ‘Hinduism’ pushed under carpets that the Minority ‘Secular’ Religions, got UPLIFTED & APPEASED @ the expense of the Majority Tolerant Hindus! As the continuous promotion of the Non Existent Secularism continued unabated, some of these ‘Confused Hindus’ joined & worked for the Non Existent Secular Voice Makers (NESVMs), completely misguided by them (NESVMs)!

Due to this continuous work of the Non Existent Secular Voice Makers, the Hindu became alien in His Own Country. His Religion & Beliefs seemed less significant & his existence became less significant compared to that of the other Minority Secular Religions & Beliefs! And, all the things which have been happening since Independence strengthened their Disturbing thoughts of ‘Lesser Existence’ & accentuated their Identity Crisis! All this shows that the Non Existent Secular Voice Makers completely succeeded in creating a HUGE Identity Crisis among the majority Hindus & exploited the situation to their benefit, as often as they could!

And, the success of the Non Existent Secular Voice Makers is also that they succeeded well in making the majority Hindu accept & believe the Non Existent Secularism as something by which everything SHOULD BE analysed & judged! Using this successful TRICK the Non Existent Secular Voice Makers did whatever they wished to do in the name of Non Existent Secularism & went scot free as they knew they could give whatever meaning they wished to the word ‘Secularism’ & that too whenever they liked! And, using the same trick they suppressed with iron HAND the voices of dissent –Read ‘the voices of almost 82% of Bharat’s 67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote (rs)’- 100% effectively!  

These NESVMs created syllabi that taught ‘Hinduism’ a sin in Hindustan & Secularism the universal & divine existence! In all the pivotal positions these Non Existent Secular Voice Makers placed their people to guard against any upheaval from the majority Hindus & got the Hindus silent, deftly! It is this Silence that is ‘BROKEN’ with this HUGE mandate to Modi & BJP! After long 67 years the Forced Silence is BROKEN! And, NOW, it’s the time the hitherto Silent Hindu Speak & the hitherto speakers –of the non existent secularism!-listen!

India –as Greeks & Romans called Our Bharat or Hindusthan!- ‘NEVER’ discriminated against any religion, at any point of Time is a fact that even the hard line NESVMs won’t contest! The Jews came to India & settled here when the makers of the word ‘Secularism’ –The English!- hadn’t even their wildest dreams set their foot on  the British Isles! Zoroastrianism was here in Bharat even before the arrival of Jews! And, Christianity & Islam started to exist here, in the motherland of Hinduism & Buddhism, without any hassles to any of these above said religions, all these centuries! And, it’s ALWAYS at the hands of those whom the Hindus accommodated in their Hindustan they suffered – In the forms of Plunder & Destruction of Temples and Great Educational Institutions like Nalanda, the Hindu Tax ‘Jessia’, The British, Partition of Hindusthan etc!

As facts are just as stated in the just finished paragraph, how come ‘Someone’ assume it is ‘necessary’ to have ‘Non Existent Secularism’ as the base of Existential/Existing Bharat?? And, how come this Gigantic Error lasted without being questioned & corrected all these 67 years of Independence is SOMETHING which SHOULD BE thought of, understood & revealed @ this point of Time when & where the ‘Silent Hindu’ BROKE their 67 Year Old Silence! All, including the Victorious & Jubilant BJP, ‘SHOULD’ give serious thought to this Fundamental Error We, Bharateeya or the Foreigner- Called-Indian, committed & made to last from 1947, when we ‘SUPPOSE’ we got freedom!

One of the MOST IMPORTANT THINGS Modi & BJP ‘SHOULD’ understand is that IT IS ‘NOT’ the ‘so called’ & ‘so claimed’ secular vote which made Modi & BJP ascend the throne in Delhi this grand way BUT the ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote’! Though Modi IS (As Modi is going to be the prime minister on 26^th of this month, I use present tense ‘IS’ here!) presented & flattered as the prime minister of the ‘So Called’ Non Existent Secular India (By those who all these 67 long years uttered ‘ONLY’ the non existent word ‘Secularism’!), it would be wise for Modi to see through the nefarious designs of all these ‘Secularism Sellers’ (‘SS’ – Remember Something??), who lost the game, drastically, despite trying everything at their disposal!

It would be wise the ‘Prime Representative’ of the ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote’ do justice to this up to 82 % UNHEARD VOICES of a Bharat which was, is & will be EVER TOLERANT HINDU, without ‘EVER’ getting distracted by the ever novel gimmicks of the ‘NESVMs’! For that, Swami Vivekananda’s war cry “Arise, Awake & Stop Not Till The Goal Is Reached” has to be invoked at the highest level, with the highest level of dedication, sincerity & organization which Modi proved time & again he IS much capable of! 

The BBC has reported that ‘some’ US ‘scientists’ were able to manipulate the Indian Election Machine with a mobile phone so that they could produce the desired results (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10123478)!  I suggest we, Bharateeya, take it with a pinch of salt & SHOULD NOT read much into such stories! My point is that if they were successful with the machine this time it ‘SHOULD NOT BE’ the first time & all the previous elections ‘ALSO’ should have been manipulated by one method or the other! And, when we hear this ‘So Called Scientific News’, it is ALWAYS better to SEE something behind such NEWS as its been ‘FOUND’ ‘ONLY WHEN’ Modi & BJP got this sort of a land slide victory & are going to form the first really ‘STABLE’ government @ the centre, in the last 30 years, where the ‘PULLS & PRESSURES’ from within is going to fail for the first time in 30 Very Long Years of Uncertainty!  

Article 370, Unified Civil Code, Creation of Ram Temple, Border Issues with Pakistan & China etc are matters which have always been swept under carpet saying one thing or the other, all these decades of Indian Freedom! The fact that the delay in taking decisions in these very significant matters ONLY aggravated & vitiated the situation is anyone’s guess! The delay in these sensitive matters ‘ONLY’ helped those divisive forces which want to keep the puddle more ‘PUDDLER’! As Modi & BJP has the Mandate To Do Things (MDT) with NO ONE to ‘Push & Pull’ it will be great Modi & Co understand IT IS ‘THE’ TIME TO DO THINGS For Our Bharat & The ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote(rs)’!

And, Modi SHOULD be very careful not be flattered into playing into the hands of the multinationals who always wanted to CUT the ‘DESI ROOTS’ of the ‘DESI SAMSKAR’ first, without anyone noticing & let the Tree ROT from the roots, unseen! It would also help to remember that the International Credit Rating Agencies, Multinational Companies, World Forums etc have ALWAYS stood for the West! Forgetting ‘Our Bharat’ in the pandemonium the Western Nations & their ‘CHAMCHAS’ create in the name of ‘Development’, ‘Progress’ etc SHOULD BE avoided IF Modi & BJP Really Wish to be what they are – the True Representatives of the almost 82% of  Bharat’s ‘67 Year Old Silent Hindu Vote(rs)’!

Finding One’s Long Lost Ambani Brother!

It’s always amazing & dreamlike to find out ‘one fine morning’ that one of the BIGGEST business magnates in the country is your Loooooong Lost (‘How Long?’ that I don’t know, for sure!) Brother! And, when you find that out, by sheer chance -AS IT HAPPENED TO ME!- the other one too becomes your brother -Here, Mukesh Ambani!- & you AUTOMATICALLY qualifies for the immense wealth these brothers amassed, ‘as a brother’!

All those things of yester year cinema – like finding one’s long lost brother with the sighting of a black mole/mark under his buttocks when the long lost brothers fight & ‘ACCIDENTLY’ tear the trousers just EXACTLY above the much hidden mole/mark or remembering the 10 line song/lullaby which the mother sang when the brothers were @ the incredibly ‘comprehending age’ of ‘BARELY’1 & 2 years are pass & it’s the era of new generation movies where the long lost ones find each other using SMS contests, ‘FREE’ talk time offers etc!

That’s what I found out one fine morning, 19-04-14 to be exact! And, who can fathom the great joy of a brother (Me!) finding out a long lost brother & getting another long lost brother FOR FREE! It also dawned on me that the ‘FREE’ offers we, the poor brother Indians, have been bombarded with, all across the width & breadth of the country, is nothing but ‘the Great Helping Hand Technique’ offered by our dear long lost ‘BIG’ brothers to find our long lost ‘BIG’ brothers!

When I landed ‘back’ in Bangalore on 19-04-14 & when I switched my mobile back to life I got a message from my service provider! I give it here EXACTLY as I got it!

[Message]

Hi, I had tried

calling you at 12.42

pm 18 APR

:: Reliance

[ Sender ]

01401359128

[ Time ]

19.04.14 08:52am

For a moment my heart was leaping with joy & soft emotions thinking about my VERY CARING service provider or rather SHOULD I call him My Service Brother who, the very moment I came back, INFORMED me about the CARE He has for me with the above given message!

As I remembered Buddha & his teachings, I reduced my emotions & started to think about the ‘Brotherly Message’! Then, when I searched further in my message box, to my surprise, I found another message in my mobile phone which shattered My Concept Of Brotherly Love; I give that heart shattering message ‘too’ here, with a BrOkeN hEaRt: 

[Message]

You have been

successfully

subscribed to Missed

Call Alert service for

Rs.30.00 for 30

days .To

Unsubscribe, SMS

to

51234.Reliance.

[ Sender ]

51234

[ Time ]

15.04.14 12:13pm

I realized, I ‘NEVER’ sent a subscription message or asked to activate this ‘GREAT & WONDERFUL’ service! And, I also remembered I had fought against this sort of ‘CHEATING’ earlier, as well, and posted some of them in ‘Complaint Box India’ (Group - Orkut) & ‘Indian Complaint Box’ (www.indiancomplaint box.blogspot.com), a couple of years back! I painfully understood that These ‘TRICKSTER BROTHERS’ Have Been Continuing With Their Large Number Of ‘CHEATING TRICKS’, all these years, ‘unabated’!

And, I remembered it is the same brother who ‘monthly’ sends me ‘WARNING’ MESSAGES, without fail; I provide here one of the ‘THREATNING’ MESSAGES I get every month from My Ambani Brother:

[Message]

Dear Customer

please pay your

Netconnect Bill due

of Rs.......  today

to avoid late

payment of Rs100

or 2.5%

charges.Kindly

ignore if paid.RCOM

[ Sender ]

RM-Reliance

[ Time ]

27.03.14 09:12am

Here, the BIG Brother ‘THREATENS’ to collect Rs 100 or 2.5% (Whichever is HIGHER!!) ‘if’ I fail to pay by the pay by date! Is TRAI Mama aware of this ‘30% penalty’ (Or ‘SHOULD’ we call it ‘LOOT’?!) imposed on the small & smaller brothers when billions worth assets of Indians and small &smaller Indian brothers are compromised (Read LOOTED!) for the sake of BIGGER BROTHERS, all across India, all these decades of FREEDOM?!

And, it is interesting to know that for the last 6 years or so I have been paying WHATEVER my dear Ambani Brother has been asking DESPITE I GETTING 00.001kpbs more often than NOT for a connection I took, FOOLED BY the offer & marketing (Read ‘CHEATING’!) technique which trumpeted UPTO 114kpbs!!! One SHOULD try to understand the patience levels I have @ present due to the AMBANI ‘UPTO’ PATIENCE TRAINING METHOD (AUPTM!) which got introduced into my life by this 00.001kpbs Wonderful Device (Data Card!), though I regularly, NON STOP, call My Ambani Brother Names!!

By collecting rupees 10s, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 100s etc, ‘slyly’ ,these BIG Brothers, all over India, all over these decades of Mobile Revolution, under the All Seeing ‘Sleeping’ Eyes of TRAI Mama, SHOULD HAVE AMASSED A GREAT FORTUNE, without anybody other than TRAI Mama noticing! (Millions SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOTED in this way, ‘MONTHLY’, i.e. ‘Rs 30 or 50 or 100 or 200 x millions of customers’, in the names of ‘UNSUBSCRIBED’ Caller Tune Installation, Missed Call Alert, Miscalculation, Plan Modification, Simply Charging For Nothing or Simple Adding & millions of other Innovative Cheating Methods or ICMs – WE SHOULD CALL IT THE ‘GREAT INDIAN MOBILE ROBBERY’!) Definitely, the ‘Who Is Who’ of the TRAI Mama Circle (TRAI-MC!) SHOULD HAVE GOT THEIR POUND OF ‘FIP Flesh’ that they keep their eternal quietness intact! After all, it’s Independent India where the ‘Special Every One’ has the Constitutional Right to be eternally silent though they are paid  (We, the ignorant common people, call it ‘Government Salaries’!) by the taxes paid by the FIP (Free & Independent People – Since 1947, August 15!) of India to Raise Their Voice against injustice happening in their fields of action!  

Another piece of great & wonderful piece of information that emerged out of all these ‘Long Lost Brother Finding Programs’ is that ‘Looting Is NOT Looting When A Brother Loots Another’, after all we, all Indians, are brothers! It’s all about one brother looting the other….And, of course, the BIGGER ones can loot the smaller ones, as are the rules in the Family Book Of Looting The Brothers! It is clearly stated in the Statutory Rule Book Of Brother Looting –which is always with the ‘Always Sleeping’ TRAI Mama- that the Powerful brothers can SHAMELESSLY LOOT the less powerful ones as ‘it’s ONLY the Fittest Looter (Brother) survives!’

And, TRAI Mama is always JUST! Though HE sleeps all the time IN FAVOUR OF THE BIG BROTHERS’ LOOTING, He is as JUST as the God Yamadharma!  After all He sleeps according to the Rule Book of Brother Looting where it’s been clearly writen in ‘undecipherable’ words that Big Brother has the right to loot the small or smaller brothers 24/7, and, that’s ‘a’ truth, which is self evident in FIP’s India!

When we see all these LOOT happening, in front of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ Our Dear ‘TRAI’ Uncle (Or We, Indians, call Mamasree!), who is ‘supposed to control’ all these ‘Brotherly Looting’, I think, it is NOT stupid to assume that the ‘Sleeping Beauty TRAI Mama’ is the reincarnation of ‘Sakuni Mama’ of Mahabharat fame or He is the Modern Day ‘Sakuni Mama’, favoring the Kaurav Brothers, ALWAYS! Who doesn’t know that the Sleeping Mamas ALWAYS favoured the Kaurav Brothers?!

BUT, it is a great thought that day in & day out the 1 billion+ great people of India, in their thousands, would be finding out Their Long Lost Ambani Brothers, non stop! And, it’s another wonderful thought that some of them would ‘EVEN’ be finding out their ‘Own’ Long Lost Mittal (Of Airtel Bharati!) Brothers, Birla Brothers & Other Brothers, as well! What IS the difference but in the names, as all Indians, at the least, by now, must have come to know that all Indians are BROTHERS (& NOT Bothers!)  & clearly understood what they had learned in their ‘ill furnished class rooms’ from their ‘well qualified ignorant teachers’ that “All Indians Are My Sisters & Brothers” IS true! But, one can’t be that sure if there, in the 1+ billion brothers available for an average Indian, some are ‘MORE’ BROTHER THAN THE OTHER or NOT?!

Anyway, it’s a SOOTHING & WONDERFUL THOUGHT that , in this country of a billion FIP –where more than 30% the So Called ‘Free & Independent’ People (That would be between 30 & 40 crores of ‘Free & Independent’ People or FIP!) are BELOW THE POVERTY LINE –Despite adding Ocean Full of water to the Real Poverty Line Reports/Records (RPLRs!)!- thousands of people ‘WAKE UP EVERY DAY’ to find out a LONG LOST Ambani or Mittal or Ruia or Birla Big Brother (‘Bhaiyya’-we, FIP, call in Our Rashtra Bhasha Hindi!), under the ‘EVER SLEEPING’ Watchful Eyes of TRAI Mama &TRAI-MC! O What An Idea, Ambaniji……Mittalji….Birlaji….Our (FIP’s!) ‘Other’ Big Brotherjis….TRAI Mamaji…. TRAI Mama Circleji…..OF LOOTING ji?!

Desertification Of India!

When I thought “How The Desertification Of Bharat/India IS Done Without Any Road Block Being Cast On The Way & With Wholesome Perfection?!” I never, even in my wildest dreams, conjured up that the answer would be this much simple! The very next moment I put this question to myself, PAT came the answer: “DEVELOPMENT!”!

Immediately I REALISED, as did Buddha, that just by implementing the word ‘Development’ anyone can do the desertification of Bharat, The Land Of Wisdom! After implementing the WORD (Desertification!) one can avail millions of ways the Word provides to obtain the establishment of the WORD’s existence! The Word provides, all those who wish to do the desertification process, everything FREE OF COST, that the WORD come to existence!

‘Civilisation Cleansers’!

When I started to figure out the Wonderful Ways with which Wholesome Desertification can be brought to Bharat the methods started to arrange themselves in front of me, in their hundreds!

They started with the humble & simple Grass Pluckers who do the plucking & burning of the ground grass, all over Bharat/India, under one programme or the other! What these Wonderful Grass ‘Terminators’ ‘Wonderfully’ do is exposing the land to ‘DIRECT’ WIND, SUN etc that the water table EASILY go down & down that desertification becomes very easy!

Another ‘easy’ method these ‘Civilisation Cleansers’ use to ‘clean’ is burning the fallen leaves, twigs & whatever they find on the surface of the Earth! As if the existing high temperatures are not enough these cleansers BURN whatever they find & RAISE the temperatures around them to have a fine feel of an oncoming desert!

And, these ‘Cleansers’ cut trees, forests (Including the Invaluable & Humanly Impossible to create Rain Forests!) etc at their will & with the help of various governments & human welfare organisations & clubs and programmes where the respective & respectful governments will ‘WRITE OFF’ the HUGE amounts incurred in the felling of trees & forests in the process of Human Dwelling Creation & Cultivable Land Creation where the URGENT HUMAN REQUIREMENTS like Poppy, Ganja  etc will be planted & grown in LARGE SCALE that the more than 30 crore of Indians who are BELOW poverty line get their food & climb over the poverty line!

It is ‘TAUGHT’ all across ‘Clean India’ that if (A) a tree ‘deviously & deliberately’ throws its leaves into one’s land which one owns & makes it full of yellow, rotten & decaying leaves or  (B) blocks the VIEW of one’s 3 crore rupee ‘simple home’ or  (C) the shopping complex which all are created by ‘Environment Friendly’ cement & glass the Environment Deadly Tree SHOULD BE CUT! It is very sad that This Great Teaching could not be turned into a Law of the ‘Clean’ Land India as the ruling party & the opposition could not find a common ground between them; and, we saw the ruling party’s ardent wish to implement it through an ordinance failing due to the poll code introduced!

And, another Interesting Indigenous Find Of India & Indians (Which I heard is infront of the Patenting Body in the US, waiting.....!) is that any time, whenever they wish, they can Raise A ‘Purely Accidental’ Fire in the forests which will swallow up tens of hundreds of acres of forest land with its flora & fauna! What these people say is that they are CLEANING UP their respective areas.......And, ofcourse, what they seldom know is that they will continue CLEANING till they don’t have to clean at all i.e. no one ‘cleans’ the deserts where no one lives!

There are ‘Great People’ in India who Really ‘Love’ Trees & Are Great Desert Growers, at the same time! They ‘Lovingly’ & with FULL dedication grow Rubber, Acacia, Sugar Cane, Eucalyptus etc that the water available in the localities these ‘Tree Lovers’ grow these ‘Tree Like Things’ vanishes in no time! These ‘Tree Pretenders’ are ‘LOVINGLY’ called cash crops & they ‘LOOK LIKE’ trees! The great people of ‘Clean India’ grow these ‘Tree Look-Alikes’ in GREED to make money which ‘These Days Is Considered The Measurement Of Happiness & Modern Shanti’! And, these ‘Tree Lovers’ know the technology by which they can alter the money they earned ‘Growing The Tree Like Things’ into drinking water! I think that that patent also is pending....! As Modern Shanti is assured in this process the governments too is well participating in the ‘Tree Like Things Growing Ceremonies & Programmes’, without any break or lethargy! 

As all proactive & environment friendly governments will do, the various state & central governments of India are promoting & doing their mite in the ‘Desertification Of India’ in all the possible ways they can! They use & make others use tar & cement, if possible, ON EVERY INCH OF INDIAN LAND that NOT EVEN A SHOOT OF GRASS EVER COME OUT FROM THE GROUND TO POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT, in the name of the all ‘consuming’ development!

And, while making roads, structures etc using concrete & tar they also ‘CLEANSE’ the created roads & areas off the trees & plants! In this ‘Government Sponsored Tree Holocaust’, in the name of the Modern Shanti or Modern Development, which excels Hitler in more ways than one, hundreds of thousands of trees & plants are obliterated from the Land of Wisdom, Bharat, forever! And, it’s sad to UNDERSTAND that, in the Near Future, there won’t be Bodhi Trees in the Land of Wisdom to Give Bharat Another Buddha!

As if all these things are NOT enough for the Wholesome Desertification of India ‘Water Devouring’ industries are ‘grown’ placating hundreds of thousands of trees, in the name of Modern Development! All the rivers in India are polluted BEYOND REPAIR! The largest river basin – The Basin Of Ganga – is the centre of deadly pollution & the ‘Save Ganga Programme’ reached nowhere! All the polluting industries in India are located near to water sources/bodies – flowing & other – that they can dump the effluence into the ‘Life Blood Of Life On The Earth – Water’, in the So Called Modern India!

‘The TRUTH’ that it is the thousands of kilometres of forests & trees destroyed & poached in the last 10-12 years which caused the wholesome flooding & destruction in Uttarakhand has reached NOONE in India as its been swept under carpet with the powerful hand of money, politics & muscle power! It SEEMS that the RUDRA has to appear AGAIN to destroy the nefarious designs of the Modern Day Developers, who always are hand in glow with the politicians who RULE THE LAW & LAND in India, in the name of Pseudo Democracy, as HE did in Uttarakhand where HE seems to have destroyed everything which was created destroying the Nature – like the multitude of construction done in the environmentally extra sensitive riverbed, mountain ranges etc!

The common man/woman ALSO arduously tries to fast up & finish the ‘Desertification Of India’, as soon as possible, as he/she gulps colas –WITHOUT KNOWING that to produce a bottle of cola or aerated drink between 40 & 50 litters of potable water is POLLUTED - non stop! He/She uses jeans (Which consumes Hundreds of litres of FRESH WATER to produce a single pair of it), soaps & detergents (So heavily that it consumes billions of litres of FRESH WATER, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED ‘ONLY’ for drinking?!) so much that Whatever That Is ‘ONLY’ For Drinking Is Polluted Beyond Recovery! The Common Man who owns a vehicle in India splashes hundreds of litres of ‘Rare & Invaluable Drinking Water’ to lavishly wash his/her car & AGAIN venture into the ‘Forming’ Desert Dust of the so called Modern India!

As most of the canals of India are ‘CONCRETED’ –The Canal System started by the ‘CLEAN’ British ‘NEVER’ looked into the GRIM FACT how this system disastrously affected Indian System which was in place centuries before the British became civilised!? – the water flow into the ground is almost near to nothing & the replenishment of the water tables of Modern India is left unattended for decades now!? Flush tanks –Another ‘Water Wasting Instrument’ from the West! – all over India, flush out millions of litre of ‘Potable Water’ just to flush away urine in the closets & the flushed water NEVER reaches back to the ground  as the water goes evaporating from the concreted canals!  

And, the Ground Water Depletion is accentuated by the SENSELESS drilling of hundreds of thousands of ‘BOREWELLS’ into the fast depleting ground water tables & the HUGELY EXCESSIVE use of the ground water found, all across the country, with the TACIT APPROVAL of politicians, governments & the authorities who are there in the name of protecting water & water resources – The Very Base Of  Human Existence! – of a ‘Soon To Become Parching India’!

As in all the cases, including that of the Birth Rate, we are giving a very TOUGH fight to our BIG & RED neighbour China, we SHOULD NOT hold ourselves back in the desertification process as China is FAR AHEAD in this matter as it’s deserts are expanding hundreds of kilometres every year, gobbling up good cultivable land in their forward ‘Red’ March!

It’s interesting to note that there are various government schemes (I don’t know, whether the ‘heinous’ meaning of the word is meant here or not, like as in ‘SCHEMING’ Villain etc?!) & programmes to excel in desertifications, which are funded by, as usual, the common man’s money, TAXES! As, if the common man is left out in the ‘cold’ as far as Desertification of Bharat is concerned it would be a Black Mark on the democratic set up of ‘Our Great Soon To Be Desert Nation’! After all, what are these ‘Developmental Programmes In Modern India’ BUT the Unique & Indegenously built Desertification Programmes of the Highest Order!

NB : Development = Desertification!