Sreesanth The Sinner & The Ethical Cricket Country!

Sreesanth was the stalwart of Indian bowling who was going to become either a Denis Lillie or Sir Richard Hardly or a Kapil Dev, for sure! This infuriated Harbajan Singh, among a lot of others, the classic act of spin bowling (Howling?!) so much that he slapped Sreesanth, which was well inside the Cricket Ethic Book of India that Sreesanth got warning (Threat will be a more suitable word!) that if he again shows his face to the religiously ethics following Harbajan in such a fashion that he slaps again, Sreesanth would be banned for life, as according to the Indian Book of Cricket Ethics, enticing (with a great cheek such as that of Sreesanth!) is the BIGGEST CRIME of all!

Sreesanth was admonished by all the Ethical People of Indian cricket in such a way that he hid his cheeks behind his back! Even his complaints were severely butchered & beaten down by the Ethic Indian Cricket People & even the Constitutional Right To Cry when slapped was rudely taken away from the Speedster by the Ethical People! He was left high & dry.....! No one was there to back him in his hour of need as he was the loner from the tiny state of Kerala, who somehow found a shaky place inside the Dominant Northern Indian Ethical Cricket Team!

He ruminated about the slap, at the least a trillion times, in his lonely hours & the Ethical Indian Cricket! And, when he coughed up courage to speak up against the injustice he had vis-a-vis the Slap Gate, after near a couple of years, he let his emotions flow infront of the media, which irked the Wholesomely Ethical Indian Cricket Fraternity! Sreesanth was again WARNED (Threatened, as usual!) by the Ethical Guardians of Indian Cricket, including the Very Ethical President of Indian Ethical Cricket, India Cement Srinivasan! Whether he carried a personal grudge against Sreesanth is NOT proven till going to press!

Sreesanth again ran back to his den carrying all his allegations, emotions, pictures of Slap Gate etc on his back! And, it is here, in his den of solitude, he succumbed to the vicious attack of the Punters, Betters, Fixers etc, is the latest find of the NASA Space Research Centre! Till That Point All Clean Indian IPL & Ethical Cricket Fraternity (ECF) all of a sudden found themselves deeply involved in betting, scams, fixing etc ONLY because of this Slap Gate tainted Sreesanth!

All of a sudden Sreesanth was arrested with some ‘well known nobodies’ of cricket & presented before the media & court as the King Pin of the Italian Mafia! And, the charges were pressed against him in no time that he with his millions of ‘invisible’ cronies has siphoned off trillions of dollars from the Public Betting Exchequer (PBE)! It is ‘proved beyond any doubt’ that it is Sreesanth who planned, built maintained etc this Betting & Fixing Network (BFN) in India, all these decades; if some one has any doubts one can ask Mohammed Azharuddin, a former great Ethical Cricketer Of India, who has become an MP in Our Ethical Nation of Secular Democracy!

It is proved beyond any doubt that the ‘40’ lakhs is the total amount of betting & fixing, all these years of betting & fixing & none other than the King Pin Sreesanth has the wherewithal in India & ofcourse would run such an all encompassing racket! All the near to undecipherable secret codes of the betters, fixers, & tricksters, like lifting a finger, hand kerchief, the right end of the Indian Tie (IT) the fixer wares etc, are smartly & efficiently decoded by FBI, taking millions of Super Computer hours & with the help of the Large Hadron Collider etc!

The 2.5 rupees of the total 40 lakhs Sreesanth got for all his cronies were found out by the CBI, Interpol & the Now Defunct KGB (Using the services of the Retired Agents!) in a combined operation (Code Named Operation Tip Of  The Indian Tie!) from the top of the European Closet he used, after 2 weeks of his arrest! The other 3 rupee pile he left running from the ever energetic sleuths on the brink of the sink he stopped to wash his face also have been recovered, with much difficulty- the info whether the pile was consisting of 1 paisa coins or 2 paisa coins or 5 paisa coins still falls under ‘The Classifieds’!

Now, it is also reported, by various media agencies, that thousands of border security personnel have been pressed into service from the ‘ACNE’ Aksai Chin Area to find out where all Sreesanth has hidden his  MIND BOGGLING ‘40’ lakhs, in two, three, four, five rupee collections! They are also reportedly utilising the great services of the Molessier dogs the Chinese used in the Daulat Beg Oldie to find out the Coin Piles! The various possible structures of coin packing or packaging are elaborately studied by the experts in Suitcase Packing from the Narasimha Rao Era! They are also doing ground breaking research in finding out the number of coins one can hold efficiently inside a Fixer’s or Spotter’s hand kerchief or Indian Tie (IT)!

CBI, IB, Crime Branch & Local police are into finding out whether Sreesanth has connections with the Italian Marines who shot dead 2 Indian fisher men, Hiroshima Blast, Davood Ibrahim, Italian Mafia, Mafia Sasi & other International networks! They are also planning to find out from Sreesanth what sort of network he used to secretly hide THIS MUCH OF A HUGE AMOUNT (40 LAKHS!)! All is sure that only Sreesanth & no other cricketer of worth is involved in these things of Unethical Things; and, Sreesanth is the be all & end all of all these fixes & scandals!

The otherwise Clean & Ethical Cricket of India is just trying to come out of the blemish Sreesanth has forced on it!  A Salwa Judlum programme ‘Any doubt ask Azar!’ has been started to air via the Highly Ethical Media to take back the Lost Via Sreesanth ‘Credibility & ‘Credit Rating of  IPL & Indian Cricket Ethics! Lets us make sure that Sreesanth should pay for the HUGE damage he has done to Ethical Cricket in India & Its Great Ethical Cricketers!

Let us, spending tax payers money, press in the services of the greatest lawyers of the country & outside that Sreesanth remains in the prison for all the centuries to come that the Ethically & Legally Greedy & Tricky People of Money Making India sleep comfortably on their Indian Cement Benches, MP Beds, Sugar Cushions etc for all the centuries the Sinner Sreesanth spent in the cell!

And, then only, we, the democratic & secular people of India, who have no other worries other than the Sinful Sreesanth taking the Universal Amount 40 lakhs for his 1 million cronies to lift the left end of his black & white hand kerchief during an over where he would give away an incredible 14 runs -Where giving more than 14 is a fad!- in a very insignificant IPL match between the northern dwarfs & little den monkeys, can rest in peace; then only can the 40 crores of people below the poverty line in India have, at the least, the spending power of 17 rupees a day; then only can large scale farmer suicides of Vidharbha & Marthvada be stopped; then only can the slums of Calcutta & Bombay be sanitised; then only can every Indian have potable drinking water for all the generations to come; then only will the lakhs of babies who die in the birth, yearly in India will stop dying; then only can the thousands of women who are forced into prostitution due to various reason be saved; then only can the mindless & shameless exploitation of the nature & natural resources be stopped!

Hence, let the Sinner Sreesanth who played with the hefty amount of 40 lakhs be crucified for all his unpardonable sins as that is the One & Only Real Problem Facing an Ever Peaceful, Ethical, Sinner - less, Truthful, Democratic, Secular India! Let With Sinner Sreesanth End All The Sins & Lies In India! “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Chinese Chin Inside!

To India Aksai Chin has always been a part of India; so it has been told all these decades, particularly after the Indian Independence in 1947, from the so called Imperial Forces! Aksai Chin became THAT popular that every one on the southern side of the Great Himalayas started to Grow A Chin (Though, till that time period, ONLY 'Growing A Beard' was heard!)!

In the years of 'India-Chini Bai Bai!' (From Chinese side it had always been 'India, India Bye Bye!' was proven later at the cost of the All Believing Indians & their All Believing Leadership of 'THAT' time!) Aksai Chin was 'Definitely' inside the Indian Territory! Hence, whenever a quiz competition (Ofcourse, one should note that JGKC  was 'NOT' involved, as it was a member of Non-Aligned Movement @ that time!) was conducted in those 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days, Aksai Chin always found itself inside the Indian territories!

Those who still live & believe in the 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days still find Aksai Chin inside the Indian Territories! "God Save Them!" But it didn’t take long before the Chinese proved that the Chin was theirs & they would keep their Chinese Chin (CC!) inside the Indian territory & move it whenever they wish to do so, as after all, it is a perennial Chinese Chin (In The Indian Matters!)! Hence, Nehru's 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' India learned it the hardest way that the Chin Is Always Chinese & This Chinese Chin will keep meddling within the Indian Territories for all the times to come!

From then on (1962 onwards!), every question the Quiz Competitions & their Quiz Masters threw up like 'What's Inside?!' the brainy participants always jump-pressed the buzzer screaming 'Chinese Chin or Aksai Chin!' & carried away the trophies home! We cannot blame people if they die hardly assume that 'Intel Inside!' is something very much related to 'Chin Inside!' or Chinese Chin Inside!' etc!

Hence, from 1962, the Chinese mastered the Art of Growing A (Sometimes, 2, 3, 4 or even 5 chins (CCs) inside the Indian Territories!) Chin Inside India, whenever & where ever they wanted or wished to grow a chin or two! They grew CCs in Arunachal Pradesh, J&K and Ladakh and grew bold in the business of building the Chinese Chins, unashamedly unabated, with the support & without the support of the other ‘History Twister’ in the region, Pakistan, which NEVER grew chins but intolerant, fanatic & rhetorical beards!

They shamelessly grew/built ‘Dam (n!) Chinese Chins’ across the Brahmaputra River, without ever consulting with India, through which Brahmaputra flows the maximum number of kilometres, which begins to form the shape of the mighty river at the Chinese occupied Tibet! What their actions like this will do to India & Bangladesh is quite alarming as even desertification of huge land masses too can happen due to this arrogant & shameless act of the Chinese government & their leaders!

They wrote History in Wikipedia where the Chinese Chin Growers effectively wrote & made the people (Including those who live in India!) believe that Indo-Sino war of 1962 was a result of a wholesome strategic, tactic & theoretical mistake/blunder of the then Indian government which was headed by the first prime minister of Independent India, Jawaharlal Nehru & never a matter of cheating at the grandest levels by the Chinese government & its leaders, who talk in a million languages at the same time!

‘Why they keep doing these shameless acts?’ is a question that pops up when one just ruminates about the happenings which occur regularly as the result of the CC Growing! The answer is very simple to find. It is the care free, irresponsible & spineless nature of the Indian leaders which provide the ground for the Chinese to display their arrogance & high handedness! It is this shameless nature of the Indian Leaders who always fail miserably to rise to the occasion to effectively counter the ever continuous belligerence of the Chinese Army & its leaders that is to be worried of!

Despite these CC Growers continuously building super high ways, air strips etc very near to the LAC (‘Line of actual Control’ establish after the 1962 humiliating defeat!) that they can galvanise their forces whenever they wish to, India always shy away from doing the same in the so called Indian Territory, inside the India boarder, due to unnecessary & uncalled for hue & cry the cunning Chinese make from time to time, whenever India start ‘planning’ something INSIDE the Indian Boarders!

It is a National Shame that EVEN at the planning stage all the Indian plans are scuttled efficiently by the CC Growers of China! It is a National Shame that even after losing thousands of kilometres of land to the Wily Chinese in 1962, still India blushes @ the thought of Self Protection! Why the Indian leaders shy away from building the right & important defensive systems for the protection of the country despite learning things the hardest way in the 1962 war is something no sensible man can understand!

What all types of Chins these Chinese grow inside the Indian Territories is seldom suspected or enquired of! From internet (Where pro Chinese info is falsely created & elaborately distributed!) to the lap tops they make under various brand names, from the low cost mobile sets (Which the ‘Third World Indian’ grab impishly!) to the highly toxic toys for children (Which are banned in the US & the Developed Countries, years ago!), from ‘Made in China’ Things to the all powerful Chinese mosquito bat (Which became the status symbol of the hygienic & health conscious ‘Third World Indian Mosquito Catcher’!), we don’t know where all these cunning & crafty Chinese Grow Their Chins?!

In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is ‘Radio Active Material INSIDE the Chinese Mosquito Bat’ or not, which is flooding the India markets!!! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is toxic & hazardous material inside the cheap toys the Indians import for the sake of a couple of shilling MORE profit from China that the Future of India play in safety?! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is enough security in the mobiles, computers & other electronic devises which the PROFIT BUILDING people, business groups & corporate dump in the Indian market, buying them dirt cheap from the Chinese Chin Growing Chinese Markets?!

Here, in India, people shamelessly die to make a shilling or two more PROFIT, sacrificing everything including the national pride & self respect. They are always ready to Grow Chinese Chins inside Indian territories for the sake of a rupee or two MORE profit! In the name of Open Trade etc we destroy our indigenous industries, throwing open all the protection they genuinely require for survival for THIRTY ‘CHINESE’ SILVER COINS! Indians’ life has become nothing but a dog chase after Profit and Profit ‘ONLY’!

It is very interesting to note that the ‘CC’ Growers have ‘always’ been growing their Chinese Chins on their side of the boarders, i.e. inside the Chinese territory! They have always been building whatever things they have been building INSIDE the Chinese Territory – they have been doing the same ‘Building Inside’ since 1962, unabated! Be it McMahon Line before 1962 or LAC (Line of Actual Control) after the 1962 humiliation, the Chinese were always inside their territories; the only difference being that from 1962 they have continuously annexed hundreds of kilometres of ‘DISPUTED’ (By who else ‘but’ India!) territories to the ‘UNDISPUTED’ territories of China!

What they have been telling all these decades is that whatever territory they occupy automatically becomes Chinese & hence no ground for a Dispute! In other words, till the moment they occupy any Indian Land it is disputed BUT after the occupation the occupied piece of Indian Territory becomes Undisputed Chinese territory or it automatically moves INSIDE the Chinese borders! Using this fantastic & novel method of defining Line of Actual Control or we should call Unique Chinese Method of Dispute Redress (UCMDR!) CC Growers of China have looted India of its hundreds of kilometres’ of land & still continue to do so, with the shameless politicians of India watching agape!

The Chinese also know when to make a ‘Disputed’ Indian Territory an Undisputed Chinese One! It has become a routine for the Chinese to attack India & make the Disputed Territories Undisputed ‘ONLY’ when they have no other problem to deal with & their internal things are wholesomely under control! As they did it in 1962, they exploited India’s present precarious position in the face of the oncoming national elections! With the Central Government becoming weaker by the day, as the infighting coalition partners leave the consortium @ the drop of a hat, the Chinese Chin Growers pretty well know that India & its feeble government machinery are NOT in a position to assert itself when the Chinese shamelessly occupy Indian Territory in the name of UCMDR!

At the moment, it seems pretty clear that the Chinese Chin Growers will, not very far in the future, find New Delhi well inside the Undisputed Chinese Territory that the India leadership of that time period will grandly move the capital from Delhi to the city in Maharashtra where Tughlaq shifted his capital, a number of centuries ago & keep Fighting the Intruders (‘ONLY” from the view point of Indians, as according to the Great Chinese Method of UCMDR ‘ONLY’ those territories which are ‘NOT’ occupied by the Chinese can be called Indian!!) with all the peaceful methods they can think of, with all the sorts of restraint, diplomatic dialogue & flag meetings; and, that too in a very peaceful & brotherly environment!

‘FEAR’ The Omnipresent!

"IT IS 'FEAR' THAT IS THE BASE OF ALL HUMAN MADE SYSTEMS OF FUNCTION / FUNCTIONING!", said me to a group of eager students who wanted to 'LEARN' something about the present day/existing systems, which they/people who live, encounter, in every day life! Most of them were not even in a mind set to think over My Quote - sitting in front of me & staring on my face! - as they were dead sure that what I stated was wrong!

I just didn’t want to force my point on them, as I have never been a person who forced things on anybody, on any point of Time, all my life! All my life I have been a person who told whatever I 'KNEW' (Or supposed I knew!!) flat on the face & never forced, as I know, forcing never made matters easy, ever! I always tried to simplify the points I wanted to make others understand to such levels that they understand TRUTH without agonising or antagonising them!

I never wanted to have the uncalled for hatred, anger, dislike, animosity, menacing looks, grinning, showing of fangs etc of the people for the TRUTH I give & the FACTS I share with them! I have never been persuasive even; I always left the facts to them to be thought of, when they feel like doing so, with all the supporting facts required, that they may reach Truth, if they ‘ONLY’ wish at all!

I asked them to think, if they can think at all, about whatever systems of functioning, which do not have FEAR as an ingredient, they could gather in their mind & put them down in their palm tops, smart phones, note books, lap tops etc. They started to ponder on the systems of functioning they knew & remembered! I knew they would certainly circle around the topic 'Democracy' to refute my point, as for them 'Democracy Is Something Which Is The Visible Form Of Freedom', which they were supposed to have from 1947 August 15!

And, I knew, they won't ever find 'FEAR' in a functioning system so universally accepted & promoted, as it (Democracy!) is supposedly accepted as the culmination of all the sorts of freedom! And, I was also sure that they could never relate Democracy with Fear, in any sense! As expected, most of those highly educated & vastly read students who sat infront of me thinking like Socrates, came up with 'Democracy' as their first example of 'Functioning System' where Fear Is 'NOT' At All A Factor Of Influence or ingredient!

The thing they were ‘NEVER’ interested in doing WAS thinking logically & sensibly, without taking pre conceived notions into consideration! If they had opened their eyes logically & sensibly, they could have understood the stupidity which they committed i.e. the picking of ‘Democracy’ as the example of something which doesn’t have FEAR as a factor in its functioning! As other Functions or Functioning Systems made by the human beings, for ‘Democracy’ also it is not possible to exist without the common ingredient in all the Human Made Systems of Functioning, FEAR!

From the personal level to the institutional level, from top to bottom, everything & every one IS guided, directed, influenced, evolved, nurtured, built, manipulated, appreciated, learned, taught, institutionalised, created, destroyed, used, utilised, presented, programmed, sold, bought, argued, postulated, done, not done, prepared, decorated, dressed, undressed, exposed, covered etc by NOTHING OTHER THAN FEAR ITSELF! It is very interesting to note that Thief, Policeman, Judge, Rulers, Rowdy, Preachers, Teachers, Godman, Terrorist, Press, Tax Man, Milkman, Companies, Governments, Kidnapper, Father, Mother, Children, Goondas, Religions, Coaches, Trainers, Motivators, Demotivators, Politicians, Organisers, Educators, Sellers, Buyers & others, all use the same thing FEAR to further their interests, in one form or the other!  

It is a pity that one of the most important matters in human life, Human Relationships too are made, sustained & broken because of FEAR & FEAR ONLY! It becomes extremely funny when one comes to know that the so called Law Builders, Law Keepers etc & the law breakers, criminals etc USE THE SAME ELEMENT FEAR, to further their likes & dislikes! It is sheer fun to know that the common things & matters in the existence of human beings from time immemorial, Religion, God, Chieftains, Kings, Kingdoms, Rulers, Democracy, Aristocracy, Discipline, Autocracy, Dictatorship, Bureaucracy, Law, Executioners’ Mechanisms, Hierarchies, Education, Living, Standards Of Societies, Morality, Order, Disorder, Groups, Communities, Army, Borders, Inventions, Any System That Is Of Any Activity like cultural, intellectual etc and all are BASED ON FEAR & FEAR 'ONLY'!

Hence, one can say that it is ONLY because of FEAR the Functioning Systems of Human Beings work, if they work at all and without which all the human made systems will go haywire, in no time! And, then, the questions like ‘What is ‘the difference’ between a Terrorist, who shamelessly exploits the Fear of human beings to further his vested interests & a Theologist, who exploits the FEAR of death & the following uncertainty to push his points forward or a Judge & a Criminal’?!’ etc will arise automatically, which will, definitely, make matters worse! Ofcourse, the questions regarding FEAR & ITS INTEGRAL ROLE in the human made systems will continue everlastingly & I expect, no such question will ever be answered in such a way that people understand that FEAR IS NOT A FACTOR TO BE THOUGHT OF OR CONSIDERED IN ANY OF OR ALL OF THE HUMAN MADE SYSTEMS OF FUNCTIONING / FUNCTION!

I think, the world will move forward, as it has been doing all these millennia, with no one ever PUBLICALLY ACCEPTING (As they never will come to know about the Definite Integral ‘Fear Factor’!) the unavoidable & integral nature of FEAR in all the Human Made Systems of Function / Functioning! The people of this Earth will spend many more years on defending their point that in the human made systems, including in that oft repeated great example ‘Democracy’, FEAR can not be considered integral & it is an ‘Unidentifiable Something’ that is the common thread of all the Human Made Systems Of Function / Functioning!

The Protesters!

The daily chores of Indians always included PROTESTS! They breathe, eat and drink PROTESTS! Sometimes, everyone is forced to think that 'Every Indian Is Born TO Be A Protester'! What is the problem with that, one may ask, as India IS considered The Nation Of Protests (Protests ‘ONLY’!) & Protesters, all over the world!

When we were in our school days, we were taught about the various types of protests -violent & non violent types!- with which the Freedom Struggle progressed & how at the end the Non Violent Protest –The only one of its kind!-  we succeeded in putting a FULL stop to the more than 200 year rule of India by the imperialistic British! In the schools we were given ‘expert level’ training to make placards of various shapes & hues which would become handy one day! And, 'With Manme Hai Biswas' that 'Hum Honge Kaamyaab' in making our protest visible & audible to the world 'One Day', we kept practicing the making of placards, even in our dreams!

It seems that India became independent in 1947 ‘ONLY’ to give freedom to the protesters of all the generations to come, in India! The modern day Indian can not even think of living without protesting as the idea (Freedom!) itself becomes absurd, as ‘What IS Freedom Without Protests?!’ IS the Question, in a billion minds of Free Indians or should we call them Free Protesters?! The various & innumerable ‘Professional Colleges’ in India provide excellent training for the Future Protesters (FPs – One billionth of whom become MPs!) that the nation move forward in ‘the right protesting direction’! Millions are preparing for the gruelling entrance exams various universities conduct for the limited seats various colleges under them have for this MUCH IN DEMAND course which is code named IIPM (Indian & International Protest Management!), in the brouchers!  

Any way, after Independence, the protesters are having a whale of a time! 24/7 Free India IS reverberating with protests! Protests against inflation, protests against price rise, protests against corruption, protests against infringement of personal freedom, protests against human rights violation in Uganda, protests against religious persecution of Tsarist Russia, protests against Hitler who killed 6 million Jews, protests against partial treatment of polar bear, protests against crimes against women, protests against the depleting glaciers, protests against civil war in Uganda, protests against the atrocities against the African monkeys, protest against the World Bank, protests against nuclear waste dumping in Morocco, protests against colonising of the Moon by vested interests, protests against human trafficking in Afghanistan, protests against discrimination the Amazonian wild cats face from the Amazonian hyenas, protests against the sand mining mafia in Siberian part of Russia, protests against the fuel price hike in Nicaragua, protests against the Swahili Aboriginal President as he eats endangered ants for his break fast, protests against the all pretentious species of fox & their chameleon counterparts, protests against the postman who seldom delivers the snail mail to the pigmies, protests against the persons who conducts various rackets with ‘Licences’ from the respective governments, protests against the all indulgent politicians all over the world, protests against the medical mafia which rule the world, protests against some religious comments made by the Norwegian president in his country, protests against the religious persecution the Arctic penguins face in the Arctic region, protests against the increasing amount of salinity in the sea water, all over the world, protests against the excessive heat at the equator, protests against the dusty nature of the Sahara desert, protests against Protest Temps (who are taken for ‘ONLY’ a short period of Time, i.e., part time protesters!), protests against protesters of various nations, protests against protests etc!

But, the fad now is ‘Aggressive Protests’, which entails the protester with the power to destroy infinitely! In this latest version of the old thing, the protester can do anything he or she wishes – he can threaten, terrify, destroy, damage, attack, suppress, beat one into pulp, kill, intimidate etc without facing any consequences! In this modern& latest form of aggression, the protesters can go scot free at the expense of the tax payer & the common man! The Aggressive Protester is NOT & NEVER responsible for his actions, whatever they may, and, nobody will ever hold him responsible for the atrocities & destruction he causes in the name of the most modern version of the old trick!

The nicest thing about ‘Aggressive Protesting’ is that the person who is even in the minority of one can create the damage in a very extensive scale as he can hire the great services of temps (To the great grief of the FULL time protesters!) to execute his ‘Aggressive Protests’ country wide, with a little help from the anti social & scrupulous elements in the Free Indian Society of Protesters! The government policy IS that if ‘Aggressive Protests’ are staged it is the duty of the law enforcement agencies, including the police personnel, to look elsewhere & feign they are witnessing something creative & nation building! It is also the policy of the government that all the protection SHOULD BE provided to all those who conducts ‘Aggressive Protests’, damaging everything in their sight; the governments know pretty well that otherwise they will be tarnished as human right violators of Hitleroric Proportions!

The well wishers of the Free Country are in serious discussion over whether one should be given capital punishment if one ‘Aggressive Protester’ is taken into custody or he is pressed with charges of aggression during the ‘Aggressive Protests’ he conducts where huge losses are incurred by the public or the private! The government and ‘the who is who’ of India have been in deep discussion on what all benefits should be given to the ‘Aggressive Protesters’ that these people will get enough opportunity to disrupt & destroy the present structures of  destroyable things in the Free & Independent Modern India! There is also this large scale speculation that they (‘Aggressive Protesters’) will be directly inducted into the Hall of Fame for the Nation Builders as ‘It Is ONLY After Destruction Creation Happens!’

It is to be made CONSTITUTIONALLY LEGAL that whatever the ‘Aggressive Protesters’ say should be taken as the Truth Ultimate that if some Ill wishers wish to say something against them, the onus should solely be put on the defendant on whom the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ have unleashed damage, assault, destruction etc of great proportions! It is also suggested that the Status Quo should be maintained as the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ should be able to Protest Unlimitedly & Unobtrusively, damaging things & matters , in whatever way they device, for anything & everything  they think fit, i.e. most of the things which happen outside the living place & time where the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ reside – Read ‘Free India’!

The stones they pelt should be sourced by the government, using the common man’s money as taxes etc & if required the Temp Protesters of the One Man ‘Aggressive Protestor’ should be supplied by the government, as the Universal Sign of Human Rights Protection, Religious Sentiment Protection, Hurt Feeling Protection, ‘Aggressive Protestors’ Protection etc! And, it should also be discussed whether ‘Aggressive Protestors’ should be decorated with the Padmavibushans, Padmabushans & Padmasrees etc according to the severity of the damages these ‘Aggressive Protestors’ do to the free Country where everyone is Free To Do Whatever One Wishes To DO In The Name OF ‘Aggressive Protesting’! If the damage to the country IS debilitating we should also think of conferring Bharath Rathnas on those rare ‘Aggressive Protestors’ of Yore!

It is pretty much correct & obligatory that we, the Free Indians, should ban  Salman Rushdie, Taslima Nasrin, Kamal Hassan & the ilk from entering Free India for life, as the ‘Aggressive Protestors’, who always are in the minority of ones or twos, have always stood against this type of people!  And, if we get an opportunity to get hold of them, then, definitely we, as Free & Proud Indians, should burn them at stake, with the help of the ‘Aggressive Protestors’, as nothing else would be more suitable for this type of people!

When in the dreams the ‘Aggressive Protester’ sees something that is not right according to his conscience, understanding & knowledge, he should be allowed & encouraged by one & all, and ofcourse the media in Free India, to protest violently & with maximum destruction to life & property of the selected ones whom the ‘Dreamer Aggressive Protestor’ considers the cause of his dreams or nightmares! And, it should be made mandatory that all the ‘Aggressive Protests’  be outsourced to Free India, Free of Cost, that the countries all over the world, where the problems are happening, can happily send them all & their accompanying ‘Aggressive Protests’ to India that the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ here make a living out of it!

Now a days, it is widely expected that a President’s Ordinance will come into effect, sooner than later, which states clearly that all the protests in Free Modern India SHOULD BE ‘ONLY’ about things & matters happening outside the borders of India with little or no connection to Free India & Free Indians that the ‘Aggressive Protestors’ can do whatever they wish to do with the life & property of Free Indians, with wholesome impunity & great appreciation from the Tolerant, Elsewhere Looking, High Quality Governments Of Free Modern India! 

Bubbles!

World fears the Great Bubbles, which keep building up, without anybody noticing! They are supposed to grow silently & invisibly, time & again, till they emerge out of NOTHING & destroy whatever humans achieved till that time point in that bubble!

They are so illusory that people, all the time, keep thinking about them or rather doubt the development of a bubble here, there & everywhere, this moment, that moment & every moment! Bubbles, as every one knows, are something we usually see on the surface of water, aerated drinks, soda, soppy water, beer etc, which just form shapes of nothingness, giving a totally false image of its existence!

Real Estate / Reality Bubble, Gold Bubble, Credit Bubble, Debit Bubble, Currency Bubble, Stock Market Bubble, Currency Bubble, Power Bubble, Consumption Bubble, Financial Bubble, Price Bubble, Discount Bubble, Political Bubble, Job Bubble, Chinese Bubble (We don't even know whether they have a manufacturing licence for 'Bubbles' creation which the World Trade Organisation will vouch for or are they doing the Old Chinese Trick of manufacturing the Bubbles without a patent!), Government Bubble & innumerable other bubbles, on our left & right and front & back and above & below.......!

We have known, seen & sometimes ceremoniously become the easily gullible victims of these Bubble Phenomenon time & again, in the modern times that we doubt the presence of another bubble, everywhere! The press, the so called fourth estate, warns us about an oncoming bubble as the US weather department warns people about an emerging storm, tornado, hurricane etc! There, in the US, people, if info is provided, take precaution to protect whatever that is dear to them & that too with the help of the government!

The difference between a natural calamity like a hurricane & an unnatural calamity 'Bubble' IS that Natural Calamities, up to a certain point, are accurately predictable where as the unnatural calamity 'Bubble' IS NOT! Bubble is something which can never be proven by 'the scientific methods' invented by modern science but can 'ONLY' be felt by the nature of events happening in the 'Bubble Space'! But, for that also extreme senses & 24/7 surveillance are required! The Bubble makes us uncomfortable with its 'invisible' presence like that of the evil! It is like something existing @ the same place BUT in a different dimension till it crosses the dimension borders & makes itself visible in our dimension, taking our place here!

Large scale research work has been done in this field of Bubble Creation or rather Bubble Formation. Bubble Formation patterns are supposed to be different from country to country! The 'ONLY' unifying point, all over the world, about the Bubble Formation is that nobody knows where, when & how a Bubble will take shape & how deep & big a Bubble can be?!  After long years of dedicated studies, all over the world, by hundreds of so called ‘Bubble Researchers & Scientists’, it still remains a mystery of sorts! ‘A BUBBLE IS PREDICTED ONLY WHEN IT IS SEEN BY THE NAKED EYE, EVEN BY A BLIND MAN!’ IS what is known & stated about the Bubbles!   

Millions have lost their whole life savings, their homes & a huge number of people even their lives in the advent of various Bubbles, all across the world, all the last decades! Land or Real Estate Bubbles are the most common Bubbles one can show to an information hungry student of Bubbles! All over the world, these are the most common Bubbles! Bubbles are like Black Holes which won’t allow anything, including the light of information about them, escape its inescapable clutches!

What usually happens after a Bubble is the ‘Hopeful’ Prediction that it will not come back to take away what all people have in their life, again! These sorts of ‘Hopeful’ Predictions have always belied the Truth, i.e. the Constant Return of Bubbles, in one form or the other! The shocking contradiction is that people always discuss the Non Return of Bubbles, after one Bubble seems to have vanished into oblivion after sucking off all the sap one’s Life had, when they are completely inside the grasp of the inescapable grip of another Bubble!

When we come to understand the functioning of various Bubbles in our Life, what we seem to understand IS that we can not live without being inside one Bubble or another, without fail! Hence, we are forced to understand that our very existence depends on the Bubbles created or formed! Hence, though it looks utterly contradictory, it seems that we should be thankful to Bubbles for making our existence possible, though they suck out the sap of Life & make a lot of precious things & matters including Life of many disappear from the Earth!

‘How the Bubbles come into existence,?!’, ‘Who are the Creator Gods of these Bubbles?!’, ‘Where do they appear from?!’, ‘When can we expect them?!’, ‘How can we prevent them from appearing in our paltry life spoiling it wholesomely?!’ etc have always been some of the most frequently asked questions which remained unanswered, all these decades, when people, all over the world, searched for their answers frantically & made no headway!

It looked as if no answer would ever come for these most important questions where all of the human kind always found itself inefficient, incapable, ineffective, not up to the mark by miles etc vis- a- vis the task of answering these daunting queries! The info providing government & its innumerable agencies - Scientific & Non Scientific!! - seemed utterly dwarfed or pigmyfied in this regard as they too were seemed groping in utter darkness from where no light will ever come!

Then, all of a sudden -I don’t know how!?- it dawned on my mind, the answer for all these questions! All of a sudden, I looked into the hollow eyes of the Mother of All The Bubbles – The Information Bubble (IB!)! I was speechless when I saw her for the first time..... She seemed so innocent, delicate, flimsy, tender, unassuming, simple, honest, truth personified etc! I was stopped on my tracks to know that this feeble looking lady IB is the ‘be all & end all’ of all the Bubbles which ever came into existence, here on Mother Earth!

IB started to grow infront of me into Universal Proportions in no time that I became speechless & numb! I knew, for the first time, everything about IB, that too all of a sudden! I saw all the Myriads Of Bubbles taking shape in the back ground, invisibly, getting nurtured invisibly, getting trained invisibly & appearing into the human world from their invisibility etc wholesomely taken care of by IB & its IB Gods! I saw the IB Farms of Universal Proportions where IB is farmed by the IB Gods Of Immortality -Read Information Gods- who supply pieces of Created Information (CI!) or in other words tiny particles of  various IBs to who ever asks that they become the hapless victims of IB & Its Creator Gods, sooner or later! And, I knew it is IB itself which takes the shapes of myriad & differently looking Bubbles, all over the world, as they are nothing but millions of IBs in millions of unique forms!

I saw how IBs are formed or rather created, investing Time, that the Gods Of These Bubbles can extract even the last drop of hope, dreams, life etc from the human beings & get their own limited number of lives extended! The all pervading IBs slowly but steadily squeeze everything out of a human being till he or she is nothing but sheer waste that is only worth dumping! But, as I know pretty well it is the Times of IBs & their million different manifestations, it IS almost impossible to make humans understand that it is these lame looking, innocent IBs and their creators are the real tormentors who wishfully had all the Bubbles created in this world where ONCE HUMAN BEINGS LIVED COMPARATIVELY HAPPILY!

Gopichand Should Not Run The Academy!

“There IS Something Rotten In BADmintonmark!”

  William YudhistarJIspeare.

For everyone it is clear that Pulela Gopichand SHOULD NOT run the badminton academy he owns in Hyderabad, as it is in Bad taste & it is in hyderaBAD! And, it is very funny to know that the ONLY PERSON who doesn’t seem to understand this is none other than Pulela Gopichand himself!

But, people (Those who all are GOOD all their life & never BAD!) ask quite often why Gopichand doesn’t listen to them & close the academy he built up from scratch & sit idle, doing absolutely NOTHING, as some of the other MERITORIOUS PEOPLE OF YORE have done, waiting for that eluding & hard to please Padmasrees, Padmabushans,  Padmavibushans, Bharat Ratnas etc!

If he sits like that -The Nationalised, Institutionalised & ‘Idle-ised’ Way!- he can have the luxury of commenting on & putting forth EXPERT OPINION on this, that & everything under the Sun, Who will continuously keep suffering the stupid buffoonery of words, as He has been tolerating ‘the same’ for thousands of years! All the experts of the Indian badminton world have been burning the midnight oil thinking 'Why Gopichand Simply Can’t Close Down His Academy & become a bullshit producing factory owner & avail himself the multiple ‘SCHEMES’ (Obviously, all the ‘PUN’ intended!) of the government for the ‘QUIT PLAYERS’ or the ‘FORCED TO QUIT PLAYERS’ who always resign to the fate of OTHERS's Creation?!

The LAw of the country says that he can’t be the owner of his own hyderaBAD BADminton Academy & the National BADminton Coach at the same time –Some experts say there are so many ‘BAD’ words involved! - as something sinister will happen if he continues in the ONLY 2 Most Powerful Positions of The World at the same time - that of the National BADminton Coach & the owner of HIS OWN Academy! Hence, for him, according to the FATE CREATING EXPERTS, the best option IS to down the shutters on HIS OWN CREATION & jump into the ALWAYS UNCERTAIN TERRITORY called National BADminton Coach, from which, after he closes down his dreams, any nitwit in any stupid position in the qualityless badminton organisation or a government power weight or paperweight can kick his ass & make him dreamless, as has been the custom of the present day Indian helmsmen of all sorts!

Saina Nehwal became world number 2 & 3 under Gopichand & a good number of players are emerging from his academy & performing well in the national & international badminton circuits doesn’t sound convincing for these people who know ALL THE INS & OUTS of BADminton! They will NEVER allow any PERFORMING, RESULT ORIENTED PERSON DO ANYTHING to upgrade the present DILAPIDATED SYSTEM & SHOW GREAT RESULTS!

After all, if someone starts to do something ‘NEVER ACHIEVABLE’ for these people, what will be the future of these NON & NEVER PERFORMING EVALUATORS & COMMENTATORS?! In Indian Sports & Games annals it is perfectly written that if someone does something great for the country he SHOULD BE somehow forced down to the lowest of the lowest level possible that all his tormentors can watch the downfall, completely involved! And, the National Puddle Makers very well know that when they RAISE A STORM IN THE TEA POT, with all the sound & fury they can create, they can deviate the attention of the person (whom focus, dedication, attention to the details etc are of the utmost importance - here it is none other than Gopichand himself!) whom they target & bring down the results substantially that they can PROVE AN INSIGNIFICANT POINT OR TWO, in the muddled water they have created, stirring deftly & continuously!

The fact that the position of the National Badminton Coach IS NOT a Life Time Title or Position is well clear even to those who ONLY KNOW the ABCDs of the game! It is a position which can be & IS transferred from one person to another as lightly as the hats are changed! The persons who have become THE BADminton DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRs have pointed out that ‘some of the selections’ made into the Indian Camp were biased as some of those players from Gopichand’s Academy have been selected (By stating ‘SO’ what they want to make everyone understood IS that SOME OF ‘THEIR’ PLAYERS have been left out!!)! It is great to know that THESE GREAT FAULT PIN POINTERS skilfully found out the BIASED SELECTION with all their TRUTH FINDING EFFICIENCY & MERITORIOUS ATTENTION!

It is obvious that ONLY THOSE who have the mettle to prove found their way into the Indian National team & the results in the national & international circuits have clearly proved this point, beyond any doubt! If someone has been included in the Indian Team & he/she performed NOT THAT GOOD in some circuits doesn’t mean that he/she has been selected into the Indian Team due to the alleged BIAS from Gopichand’s side! Non performance of some selected players in the international events has never been a TIME MACHINE TOPIC anywhere or in any country in the world, in any discipline! It’s as common as the differences in tea or coffee when it is mixed by different persons, at different places!

Making mountains out of ‘the mole hills available’ has ever been the game played extremely well in every game body in India & BADminton is never an exception! Those people who MINTED money from BADminton wants to utilise the word in the perverted form – they want to permanently MINT ON BAD (Rearrangement of ‘BAD-MINT-ON’) ideas & tricks which will fetch them more of their likings! In this so called democratic country India crucifixion of anyone is as simple as breathing in & out, as here in India & in various Indian Bodies, including those for sports and games, commotion is considered democracy & the loudest noise the final verdict! Hence, the Best Commotion Maker with the loudest voice wins the game hands down! And, here, in this game of BADminton it is one against a million where there is no chance of the ONE winning against the million as ours is supposed to be a democratic system & all our bodies too are the upholders of COMMOTIONOCRACY!!

And, I am of the humble opinion (Despite knowing that Gopichand won the prestigious All England Championship, holding the Indian National Flag high & made a number of badminton players from India ‘SHINE’ in the international arena which includes the World number 3 Saina Nehwal!) that in this COMMOTIONOCRATIC COUNTRY where Everything Is Decided In Commotion, By Commotion & For Commotion, it is well advised Gopichand step down from one of these 2 Greatest Positions in the world & hand over the other one to any of the Commotion Builders of Our Commotional Nation that he (The DHARMARAJ YUDHISHTIRJI who gets the position which Gopichand resigns – anyone sensible can understand that it IS GOING TO BE THAT OF THE NATIONAL COACH!) ‘MINT ON BAD’ precedents & the weaknesses of our Commotionocratic Systems!   

How To Kill The Legends Of Sports & Games!

“Gods Are To Be Killed & Sacrificed On The Altar Of The Religion They Are Gods Of!”

Legend Killer, Post Independent India.

The People Of India have always been thinking about "How They Can Kill The Legends Well Before Their Time Comes!?", at the least, in the matter of their sporting & gaming Legends, Stalwarts, Greats etc! People Of India have been doing this non stop all these decades after the Independence, with machine like accuracy!

It is like religion to them where they even don't hesitate to sacrifice their Gods - that’s the perfect sports/games lover, the devoted Indian Sports/Games Believer! They think that this special interest in killing the legends have come from their Aryan Roots when they were a war like tribe, thousands of years ago! Hence, the Billion Indians ungrudgingly & unanimously participate in this Killing The Gods Ceremony with all the sort of dedication & intensity that ‘ONLY’ they can cough up! They will stop -though temporarily! –their Killing Passion ONLY when they have crucified any of their GODs! 

The process they have mastered over the decades is very simple & convincing! It is something like Adoration & Adulation to the extremes where they even will sometimes sacrifice themselves (here, what they sacrifice is nothing other than their cricket ground size egos; still it is a sublime sacrifice & no physical harm is intended!) & follow their GODs as dogs, no matter what happens to them, at the least their inner self! They throng these GODs, if possible, every second of their Legend Life & do whatever sorts of disturbances to these GODs in the name of the STAR ADORATION & ADULATION! They wait days & nights infront of these God Heavens just to have a glimpse of their GODs!

It is, then, the ‘Time Of Gods’....their Time of showing their might infront of the all adoring Indian Worshippers who continuously write volumes in the name of their Particular God & build new temples for their God every second of their life! 

It is when the GODs can feel the might of being a GOD....! They can do anything they wish in these days....they can ask anything from their worshippers....they can even declare there won’t be any MORE powerful GODs to come after....they can even ask for the LIFE of the worshippers.....everything they wish will HAPPEN....the Existence Of God they can feel.....! That is the time of Miracles... Immortality...Universality.....Omnipresence....Great Happenings....!

In the game or sport they are GODs, they will deliver goods as if nothing similar ever happened before...they will be compared to and called ‘THE MIGHTY’, Tiger, Eagle, Wall, Sun, Blue Whale, Anti Ballistic Missile, Tsunami, Atom Bomb, Torpedo, Dynamite, Dragon, and even ‘THE ALMIGHTY’, non stop...their busts will be put at every street corner in the country...their opinion on everything will be recorded & broadcast live, 24/7.....they will be the FACE OF EVERY SEVENTH GRADE PRODUCT in the market, which will be sold in the market like hot cakes ...and what not?! It is the THEIR Time...the Time Of Gods!

But, as we all know, good time as well God Time definitely won’t last that long....! Just after the Gods enter the Game or Sport arena in shining armour the count down will be automatically started....! ‘All those who are there as the worshippers of gods are going to be fooled by these COUNT DOWNERS sooner than later’ is a fact which IS never remembered by anyone but the Count Downers whose BUSINESS is TO COUNT DOWN & eject the gods from their trajectory, for ever! Sooner than later this ejection OR the killing of the Gods IS going to happen, though NOTHING seems to suggest this obvious in the explosive environment when the GODs enter The GODS’ FIELD in their shining armours!

When the gods start performing or in other words SHOW THE GOD MAGIC or MIRACLE in front of the wonderstruck, all adoring worshippers, it seems like the SHOW WILL GO ON for ever & for ever....! Then, as eagerly awaited & expected by the COUNT DOWNERS, one FINE day, the Gods start to MISS a strike or a hit or a game or a match or a series or a championship point or a wicket or a catch or a something....! Then & There starts the Time of the Count Downers Or The Killers Of The Gods Of The Sports & Games, which has been eagerly awaited from the moment the GODs appeared for the first time infront of the all adoring worshippers!

To this group of Count Downers ARE added the GODs WHO DIED EARLIER, BEING AT THE RECIEVING END OF THE ACTION OF ‘THE THEIR TIME’ COUNT DOWNERS! These Already Dead Gods (ADGs!) always are an extremely envious lot that they ALWAYS TRY to keep adding to their ever expanding group of DEAD & FORGOTTEN GODs! What they do is waiting for another GOD to die & join their ranks that they can feel the happiness of ending a GOD’s Life and making Him dead as they themselves are! These Dead Gods (DGs!) play one of the most important & greatest roles in the killing of the Living Gods (LGs!)! When the Living Gods fail to deliver, it is these Dead Gods (who IS dead for ages) who start the so called analysis –actually, ‘analysis’ in the Dead Gods’ terms means killing or making the Living God dead! They are adept in the process of killing their own posterity as THEY NEVER WANT & WISH TO TOLERATE ANY LIVING GOD’S EXISTENCE AFTER THEIR ‘BYGONE’ TIME & see the Living Gods get the worship they enjoyed, once upon a time!

The Dead Gods (DGs!) & the Count Downers (CDs!) work in wholesome unison to kill the Living Gods (LGs!) and always succeed in their effort, effortlessly, as they have a Master Plan in the process (Which has proven itself ‘UNSTOPPABLE’ time & again!) which seldom fails! The plan IS ‘WHEN A GOD FAILS TO DELIVER, ATTACK HIM FROM ALL THE SIDES & WITH ALL THE MIGHT, IMMEDIATELY’ THAT HE NEVER RECOVERS & DIES A ‘NATURAL LOOKING’ DEATH!

When the attack is so severe & baseless, the Living God won’t be able to focus on the miracles & wonders HE is supposed to perform infront of his worshippers and will surely fail them that the worshippers –the most stupid & idiotic that they always are!- too will start asking for THEIR OWN GOD’s BLOOD! Then the HAPLESS GOD will ready HIMSELF for HIS OWN SACRIFICE at the altar of the religion HE IS THE GOD OF! The media also will give their invaluable contribution in the GOD SACRIFICE! The people who present the GODS’s acts to the commoners (Read ‘Media’!), who never ever have been into the FIELD OF GOD, will continuously dish out highly inflammable articles on the DEFICIENCY Of GODs despite they, the writers themselves, being Deficiency Personified!  

These Great People or The GOD Killers are every where in India in millions of disguises and they include the great people in The Universities of India (Particularly The One In Hyderabad!) who even don’t know whether The World Champion of Chess from India, Viswanathan Anand Is An Indian or not! But, ofcourse, they won’t hesitate sacrificing the World Champion in the hope of getting another DOUBTFUL (As, then also, this kind of people won’t be sure about ‘the Indianness’ of the WORLD CHAMPION, if at all India ever make another World Champion in Chess!) World Chess Champion in the year 2313!

Down the memory lane, these ‘KILLERS’ have been killing many a legend in the sports & games’ fields, non stop! And, these ‘KILLERS’ also keep the heads of the GODs they killed on their display board to boast about what all they did & what all they will! We can see the HEADS OF GODs like Kapil Dev, Gavaskar, Prakash Padukone, P.T Usha, Javagal Sreenath, Saurav Ganguly, Rahul Dravid & so many others there on display! And, NOW, the Greatest GOD HEAD these ‘God Killers’ are gunning at obviously seems to be that of Sachin Tendulkar! The momentum we see in them at the present even don’t give us an intimation that suggests these people are going to stop what they have been doing all these decades after the Independence! Hence, let us celebrate the Glory Of These Legend Killers & Put The ‘Killed’ Bodies of Our Once Great Gods Into The Pyre Of Oblivion and move forward waiting for ANOTHER GOD TO APPEAR INFRONT OF US ALL, TO BE KILLED!