‘FEAR’ The Omnipresent!

"IT IS 'FEAR' THAT IS THE BASE OF ALL HUMAN MADE SYSTEMS OF FUNCTION / FUNCTIONING!", said me to a group of eager students who wanted to 'LEARN' something about the present day/existing systems, which they/people who live, encounter, in every day life! Most of them were not even in a mind set to think over My Quote - sitting in front of me & staring on my face! - as they were dead sure that what I stated was wrong!

I just didn’t want to force my point on them, as I have never been a person who forced things on anybody, on any point of Time, all my life! All my life I have been a person who told whatever I 'KNEW' (Or supposed I knew!!) flat on the face & never forced, as I know, forcing never made matters easy, ever! I always tried to simplify the points I wanted to make others understand to such levels that they understand TRUTH without agonising or antagonising them!

I never wanted to have the uncalled for hatred, anger, dislike, animosity, menacing looks, grinning, showing of fangs etc of the people for the TRUTH I give & the FACTS I share with them! I have never been persuasive even; I always left the facts to them to be thought of, when they feel like doing so, with all the supporting facts required, that they may reach Truth, if they ‘ONLY’ wish at all!

I asked them to think, if they can think at all, about whatever systems of functioning, which do not have FEAR as an ingredient, they could gather in their mind & put them down in their palm tops, smart phones, note books, lap tops etc. They started to ponder on the systems of functioning they knew & remembered! I knew they would certainly circle around the topic 'Democracy' to refute my point, as for them 'Democracy Is Something Which Is The Visible Form Of Freedom', which they were supposed to have from 1947 August 15!

And, I knew, they won't ever find 'FEAR' in a functioning system so universally accepted & promoted, as it (Democracy!) is supposedly accepted as the culmination of all the sorts of freedom! And, I was also sure that they could never relate Democracy with Fear, in any sense! As expected, most of those highly educated & vastly read students who sat infront of me thinking like Socrates, came up with 'Democracy' as their first example of 'Functioning System' where Fear Is 'NOT' At All A Factor Of Influence or ingredient!

The thing they were ‘NEVER’ interested in doing WAS thinking logically & sensibly, without taking pre conceived notions into consideration! If they had opened their eyes logically & sensibly, they could have understood the stupidity which they committed i.e. the picking of ‘Democracy’ as the example of something which doesn’t have FEAR as a factor in its functioning! As other Functions or Functioning Systems made by the human beings, for ‘Democracy’ also it is not possible to exist without the common ingredient in all the Human Made Systems of Functioning, FEAR!

From the personal level to the institutional level, from top to bottom, everything & every one IS guided, directed, influenced, evolved, nurtured, built, manipulated, appreciated, learned, taught, institutionalised, created, destroyed, used, utilised, presented, programmed, sold, bought, argued, postulated, done, not done, prepared, decorated, dressed, undressed, exposed, covered etc by NOTHING OTHER THAN FEAR ITSELF! It is very interesting to note that Thief, Policeman, Judge, Rulers, Rowdy, Preachers, Teachers, Godman, Terrorist, Press, Tax Man, Milkman, Companies, Governments, Kidnapper, Father, Mother, Children, Goondas, Religions, Coaches, Trainers, Motivators, Demotivators, Politicians, Organisers, Educators, Sellers, Buyers & others, all use the same thing FEAR to further their interests, in one form or the other!  

It is a pity that one of the most important matters in human life, Human Relationships too are made, sustained & broken because of FEAR & FEAR ONLY! It becomes extremely funny when one comes to know that the so called Law Builders, Law Keepers etc & the law breakers, criminals etc USE THE SAME ELEMENT FEAR, to further their likes & dislikes! It is sheer fun to know that the common things & matters in the existence of human beings from time immemorial, Religion, God, Chieftains, Kings, Kingdoms, Rulers, Democracy, Aristocracy, Discipline, Autocracy, Dictatorship, Bureaucracy, Law, Executioners’ Mechanisms, Hierarchies, Education, Living, Standards Of Societies, Morality, Order, Disorder, Groups, Communities, Army, Borders, Inventions, Any System That Is Of Any Activity like cultural, intellectual etc and all are BASED ON FEAR & FEAR 'ONLY'!

Hence, one can say that it is ONLY because of FEAR the Functioning Systems of Human Beings work, if they work at all and without which all the human made systems will go haywire, in no time! And, then, the questions like ‘What is ‘the difference’ between a Terrorist, who shamelessly exploits the Fear of human beings to further his vested interests & a Theologist, who exploits the FEAR of death & the following uncertainty to push his points forward or a Judge & a Criminal’?!’ etc will arise automatically, which will, definitely, make matters worse! Ofcourse, the questions regarding FEAR & ITS INTEGRAL ROLE in the human made systems will continue everlastingly & I expect, no such question will ever be answered in such a way that people understand that FEAR IS NOT A FACTOR TO BE THOUGHT OF OR CONSIDERED IN ANY OF OR ALL OF THE HUMAN MADE SYSTEMS OF FUNCTIONING / FUNCTION!

I think, the world will move forward, as it has been doing all these millennia, with no one ever PUBLICALLY ACCEPTING (As they never will come to know about the Definite Integral ‘Fear Factor’!) the unavoidable & integral nature of FEAR in all the Human Made Systems of Function / Functioning! The people of this Earth will spend many more years on defending their point that in the human made systems, including in that oft repeated great example ‘Democracy’, FEAR can not be considered integral & it is an ‘Unidentifiable Something’ that is the common thread of all the Human Made Systems Of Function / Functioning!

Buying A Gadget...Buying A Malady!

When I saw him for the first time in the last ten or fifteen years, that too ONLY a couple of steps ahead of me in the 'Q' I was pleasantly surprised; the great man himself and that too these very long years after & just a few yards infront of me as a VERY COMMON MAN - The EQUALITY the great people envisioned all over the ages coming into existence infront of my very own humble eyes in Our Secular & Democratic India! I remembered what I learned in my childhood days 'There Is No Rich & No Poor Infront Of God...All Are Equals!' I thought whether I reached heavens & was I standing infront of the Almighty where nothing but Eternal Equality is seen?!

He was heard to be in all the places of the world, giving lectures on all the subjects under the Burning Sun! He had followers all over the world, it’s known! Whatever he says no one ever in the world had spoken before & whatever he told them on various platforms of the world was called wisdom distilled! The same man standing there, infront of me, carrying his top end laptop, infront of the Certified Fleecing Centre (CFC - No Chloro-Fluro-Carbons this time!) door as the Lords Of The Rings (Certified Fleecing Experts or CFEs!) perambulated inside the impregnable castle made or leased by the company from where he bought the TOP END LAPTOP, paying the TOP END CURRENCY from HIS TOP END POCKET, made things unreal for me!

I became very much interested when it came to my knowledge that all 'The Who Is Who' of the world I met in India, for the last couple of years, I met infront of or inside of some Certified Fleecing Centres somewhere in the Secular & Democratic India! And, all these people, 'The Who Is Who', have been regularly & systematically fleeced by the Fleecing Experts (FEs!) in these Fleecing Centres, spread all over India! It is heard that THIS WAITING IN 'Q's OUTSIDE OR INSIDE THESE CERTIFIED FLEECING CENTRES HAS BEEN MADE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT WHICH CAN NOT BE OR SHOULD NOT BE COMPROMISED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE! And, ‘Life In India as well as Death In India’ has become waiting in the ‘Q’s run by the Company Certified Fleecing Centres (CCFCs!) as THE UNLUCKLY - The One Billion Of India!- HAS BOUGHT A GADGET from the secular, democratic & modern markets of India!

Hence, the political parties which want to HAVE 'THE PEOPLE CONNECT' & THE ALL REGISTARING AGENCIES like Ration Card Suppliers, Duplicate or Fake Identity Providers (DFIPs!), Minority Card Suppliers, BPL Card Providers (BPLCPs!), Gas Connection Providers, UIDAIs or ADHAARs, NIRADHAARs etc have prepared the all inclusive NATIONAL LIST OF ALL THE GADGETS PEOPLE OF INDIA OWN that they can zero in on the 'Q's which probably can contain the person listed @ any particular moment of his or her LISTED BUT LISTLESS LIFE IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA!

THIS ‘NATIONAL LIST OF ALL THE GADGETS PEOPLE OF INDIA OWN’ has become the most important list of all - They call it THE MOTHER OF ALL LISTS IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA!- and everyone worth his or her salt is after it! For example the Hospitals are madly after it as according to THEIR (HOSPITALS’) THEORY OF RELATIVITY 'What The Person Buys - The Indigenously Built State Of The Art Gadget- Decides The Malady One Is Going To Have In His Or Her Life!' This 'Hospitals' Theory Of Relativity' is a very STRONG contestant for the next year's Medical & Economic Nobel Prizes!

The Insurance People always CHECK what gadgets the person who is going to be insured has with him that they can cancel out all the sorts of insurance covers from their side, in the sly, for the diseases coming out of the possession of gadgets in the insured's life! The Insurance People, now a days, ONLY WANT TO INSURE those people who don’t own any gadget & if other people want to insure with them they should pay 1000 times the original premium for a Non Gadgeter, as it is WRITTEN CLEARLY IN ILLEGIBLE MICROSCOPIC LETTERS in the million line terms & conditions, the insurance companies issue, which no living mortal has ever successfully read completely, till date!

It is scientifically proven beyond any doubt that when one buys a Laptop Computer, Mobile Phone, Battery of Anything, Motor Vehicle, Charger of Anything, Ordinary T.V, LED T.V, LCD T.V, Desk Top Computer, Camera, Scanner, Printer, Modem, Headphone, Pump Set, Inverter, Stabilizer, AC, Cooler, Gas Stove, Cooker, Radio, Time Piece, Clock , Fan, Water Pump, Water Tap, DVD Player, Refrigerator, Washing Machine, Dryer, DVD Drive, Hard Drive, Memory Stick, Watch or any of the million other gadgets available in the Secular & Democratic Markets of India ONE IS BUYING A MALADY FOR LIFE TO WHICH ONE WILL SUCCUMB SOONER OR LATER!

"The higher the price tag for your gadget the deadlier the malady you buy!" - The sentence taught in all the schools in the Secular & Democratic India-without having any differentiation such as State Syllabus, CBSE or ICSE- as a unique example of 'Comparative Degree'! As higher the price one pays the heavier one suffers from the WHOLESOME MISFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION & DISFUNCTION the gadget brings in with itself into the buyer’s life as its integral parts! It is also guaranteed that WHATEVER GADGET ONE BUYS IN THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC INDIA WILL, FOR SURE, WITHOUT EXEMPTIONS, MAKE ONE’S LIFE INSUFFEREBLE LIKE HELL! All the gadgets purchased in India, from the next financial year onwards, will bring with the very limited & short-period guarantee card another card –For the first time ever in the world!- that will depict expansively with colourful photographs etc & guarantee the unique malady or the unique set of maladies one gadget carries or brings in with it when the SENSIBLE & QUALITY-ORIENTED CUSTOMER or BUYER BUYS IT FROM THE MODERN, SECULAR & DEMOCRATIC MARKETS OF INDIA!

High Blood Pressure, Coughing, Fever with a starting minimum of 1000 Degree Centigrade, Mad Cow Disease, Leprosy, Depression, Piles, Blindness, Amnesia, Fits, Heart Attack, Whooping Cough, Splitting Head Ache, Stroke, Parkinson Disease, 24/7 Itching, Lunacy, H1N1, PQRS, SWCK etc & more are just some of the maladies one can buy from the open, secular, democratic markets of India, for sometime now, WHERE THE PRICES OF THE MALADY IS DECIDED IN THE OPEN MARKET BY THE EXQISITE ‘DEMAND-SUPPLY THEORY’ OF PURE ECONOMICS!

Hospital chains (And ofcourse the secretly (Private) practising government doctors as well!) in large numbers are eagerly ready to partly finance the gadgets the Indians buy from the Indian Markets as according to the study conducted by ‘Stupid & Mad’ clearly illustrates that the bought gadgets will definitely bring in MORE VOLUMES OF PATIENTS WITH INCURABLE DISEASES, treating whom till they die the hospitals can hugely profit for generations! Understanding this Unique Selling Proposition (USP) the hospital chains are lobbying the Central Government to clear FDI in Gadget Financing For Hospitals (GFH!) that the Balance of Payment (BOP) Situation can be positively taken care of & balanced! It has also come to the common knowledge that the foreign hospital chains also have expressed their keen & earnest interest in this unique project – GFH- that THEY TOO CAN SERVE ‘THE DESERVING INDIANS’, AS THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH MORE STATE OF THE ART GADGETS!

Paying Taxes Via Thugs, Cheats, Adulterators, Whores, Kidnappers and others!

The finance minister is thinking night & day to introduce new taxes & bring more & more persons & services under the tax net in the oncoming budget! It is heard that he eats less & sleeps less & burns the midnight oil as well, these days – remember the oil costs much more than in the good old nasty days of slower moments & slower everything!

In the good old nasty days people had to spent at the least a couple of weeks to file their tax returns that ‘the powers that be’ wasted the amount collected in myriads of methods they indigenously conceived! Then came faster return filings through internet & other MODERN TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS that the respective & respectable governments can gather ‘whatever is due’ as fast as possible & waste even the last single paisa of it in no time; everything became much faster!

‘Taxes have to be paid’ is common knowledge as it is only these DUELY GIVEN TAXES are there in the avarice coffers of the respective & at the same time respectable governments to be spent senselessly – from the perspective of the Common Man! - & intelligently – from the spenders’ perspective & made sure that not a single paisa is left behind in the greedy coffers that the coffers themselves gobble it up! As it is reported in the media a million times that the governments are always well aware of those ‘ANTI NATIONAL ANIMALS/ELEMENTS’ which always skip the TAXING PROCESS! Hence, mopping up the DUE TAXES, somehow, has become the most urgent & all important job a finance minister has to do in his life time! He knows pretty well that even if he blinks for a second or two crores of ‘taxes due’ would go up in the wind; hence he has to become ALERT & ATTENTION PERSONIFIED!

As he doesn’t trust much the present modern technologically advanced system in the matter of collecting the taxes, he has entrusted everyone in the country to collect the taxes somehow & prove their LOYALTY TO THE NATION! And, that is the very thing happening in our country where, now a days, we have ‘the most modern facility to pay our taxes’ through the thugs, cheats, adulterators, whores, kidnappers, anti social elements, goondas, mafia, blackmarketeers, pirates, greedy policemen (very common these days due to the technological, economical & cultural elevation of the society & much improved living standard & conditions - according to the turbaned prime minister!), public servants –those who serve (themselves!) publically! - & a million others!

Hence, all the persons in India, as it has become an unwritten law, has the right & responsibility to collect taxes & put whatever they collect in the every greedy coffers of the respective & respectable governments! That is why the person who buys the 80% adulterated milk -with urea, whitener & other indigenous materials- has to pay the DUE TAXES to the government via those who adulterated what he buys & drinks; that’s why those who have been buying ‘ATTA’ all these years have been ceremoniously taxed by the respective & respectable governments though what the buyer bought & fed their generations was adulterated with Benzoic Acid 400 times more than what is permitted & Bleaching Powder 2000 times more than what is permitted (It is claimed by the governments & the authorities who permit ‘what to mix to adulterate democratically’ that the common man is getting FREE NUTRITION UNDER VARIOUS GOVERNMENT SCHEMES in the forms of Benzoic Acid & Bleaching Powder etc!)!

That is why one has to pay the service tax of 10.3% to the service centre thug who just did nothing but keeping the thing you had given for checking for more than 2 months & unashamedly gave it back - when you went there to find out whether the thing you had given has germinated or what!?- saying that the repair would lighten your pockets by a fewer thousands of rupees for a non-existent problem (He must be a very strong believer of ‘Sarwam Maya Jagath Mithya’ theory, as he had fixed the photo of the god who said it in some other context, in his fleecing -For him service & fleecing are the same- centre that the TAX EVADING CUSTOMERS come to know what is going to happen to them who EVADE TAXES!’) etc!

That is why the person who is kidnapped or the persons related to him have to pay the service tax of 10.3% on the ransom given to the kidnappers for the quality services –kidnapping included! - rendered by them! That is why the person who needs a receipt from the whore to keep it as the memorabilia of his first sexual encounter has to cough up an additional 10.3% service tax for the services rendered by her, if one wants a bill -the option of NOT ASKING THE BILL IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE WITH HER FOR THOSE WHO STILL WANTS TO CHEAT THE GOVERNMENT COFFERS! The professional cheats & robbers also has become the tax collecting centres of late as they too charge you with a service tax of 10.3% in addition to the service charge –The Materials They Steal From You Included!- they take for the great services rendered without your permission & knowledge, and that ofcourse ONLY IF you ask for a bill from them!

The law abiding & enforcing policemen would give a receipt, that too only if you insist on one, charging a service tax of additional 200/- on a 100/- bill, for parking your bike accidently on the wrong side of the road where a number of other vehicles were also parked –For the wrong side parking the bill is only 100/- & the bill which is given to you is printed in the law enforcing & abiding honourable police man’s own printing press behind his simple garage of 10 Rolls Royses, which he bought BY EKING OUT ‘small small’ AMOUNTS from the MEAGRE SALARY HE DREW FROM THE PUBLIC COFFERS are common knowledge- & never charged is another matter!

Now a days, whenever one gives a bribe to have anything in one’s favour – Even if one is entitled to what one asks for!- the bribe taker –All over India it is followed traditionally & systematically by the various unions of bribe takers as they are very eager to fill the ever greedy government coffers!- always take an additional 10.3% more from the bribe giver as he is a Constitutionally, Legally, Morally, & TAXINGLY correct person who puts the 10.3% service tax collected from the bribe giver directly into the much starved coffers of the government, which some say is 40% below the poverty line, though the governments all over the years have been passionately & vehemently arguing that the government coffers are ONLY A SINGLE DIGIT below the poverty line!

Lets us hope for the best for the tax collecting system we have here in our SECULAR, SOCIALIST, BRIBE-TAKING INDIA! Let’s hope that every person living in India pays the taxes in time even though one is GIVEN NOTHING IN RETURN & WHATEVER ONE GETS IS THE ADULTARATED, THE DUPLICATE, THE TOXIC, THE ILLUSORY, NEVER VALUE FOR MONEY, THE SUB STANDARD, CHEATING, TRICKING, STEALING etc! And, let’s keep giving OUR TAXES properly that OUR GOVERNMENTS can loot us in a very systematic & well designed way, till the end of days!