മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും കൊടിയ അസിഷ്ണുതയുടെയും അലസതയുടെയും ജഡ്തയുടെയും കടുത്ത മേഘപടലങ്ങള്‍ ഞാനവിടെ കാണുന്നു! ഓര്ര്‍മഗളിലെനോ മുന്നോട്ടെരിയപ്പെട്ട ഒരു മഴു കാലത്തിന്റെ പൂര്‍ണതയില്‍ തിരിച്ചുപോഗുന്നത് ഞാന്‍ കാണുന്നു!
വലിയ വലിയ വൃക്ഷങ്ങള്‍ വളര്‍ത്തി കൊടിയ അലസതയുടെയും മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും അഗാത ഗഹ്വരങ്ങളില്‍നിന്നും പുറത്തുകടന്നു പ്രകൃതിയോടു മനസ്സറിഞ്ഞു മാപ്പ് പറഞ്ഞു തികഞ്ഞ മാനുഷീഗതയിലെക്യു അതിവേഗം മടങ്ങിയില്ലെങ്ങില്‍ ഒരു സോദോം ഗോമോറോയുടെ ആവര്‍ത്തനം ഞാന്‍ അവിടെ കാണുന്നു!
Monday, December 13, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
CHESS GM PROJECT!
The CHESS GM PROJECT, which was inaugurated on 14-06-10, in Bangalore, has been moving ahead with great enthusiasm since then, with scores of chess players & chess lovers getting involved in the project!
This is the project which is going to change the chess-scene completely, in the near future, with a very large number of Chess GMs emanating from India & conquering the International Chess Scenario!
The CHESS GM PROJECT is supposed to have achieved its full purpose within a very short time span of 24 months or 2 years. It is planned in such a way that those people who participate & go along the CHESS GM PROJECT are going to have a sea change in their thinking style & standard of living, as well! "The Man Who Thinks Lives!” is the basic thing about all the human existences; hence, thinking analytically becomes all the more important for the real existence!
No other game other than CHESS nurtures Analytical, Logical, Responsible & Quality thinking as its prime objective! World organisations such has W.H.O have recommended CHESS as something which has to be taught to the children in order to build & develop an ever growing army of quality human beings who think! Ofcourse, it is no small matter that such organisations recommend CHESS for children!
It is wonderful to know that CHESS teaches its students a million quality things including perfect calculation, planning, logical reasoning, responsible thinking & by the way responsible living! A human life - including that of any growing person - will not become wholesome without having the above said qualities in one's life; hence CHESS becomes integral to anything human! And, life without CHESS becomes something less worth living!
And, it is also interesting to know that this great game originated in India (BHARATH!) thousands of years ago! We should not forget to remember that the oldest of the civilisations grew here in India (BHARATH!), almost 7000 years ago. The same nation which gave MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY & YOGA to the world has given this great game too to the world to develop the human kind! And, to crown it all, the reigning world champion of CHESS too is an Indian (BHARATIYA!) named Viswanathan Anand, who has been keeping the world title under his belt for the last 3 years continuously; and he is the only World CHESS Champion who has won the World CHESS Crown in 3 different formats of World Championship, i.e. Tournament, Knock-out & Match!
It is the time for India (BHARATH!) to emerge big time on the world stage.......! Hence, it has become ominous that such a great thing as CHESS GM PROJECT happens in India (BHARATH!) & leads the nation & world to THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! Great Days Ahead........!!!
This is the project which is going to change the chess-scene completely, in the near future, with a very large number of Chess GMs emanating from India & conquering the International Chess Scenario!
The CHESS GM PROJECT is supposed to have achieved its full purpose within a very short time span of 24 months or 2 years. It is planned in such a way that those people who participate & go along the CHESS GM PROJECT are going to have a sea change in their thinking style & standard of living, as well! "The Man Who Thinks Lives!” is the basic thing about all the human existences; hence, thinking analytically becomes all the more important for the real existence!
No other game other than CHESS nurtures Analytical, Logical, Responsible & Quality thinking as its prime objective! World organisations such has W.H.O have recommended CHESS as something which has to be taught to the children in order to build & develop an ever growing army of quality human beings who think! Ofcourse, it is no small matter that such organisations recommend CHESS for children!
It is wonderful to know that CHESS teaches its students a million quality things including perfect calculation, planning, logical reasoning, responsible thinking & by the way responsible living! A human life - including that of any growing person - will not become wholesome without having the above said qualities in one's life; hence CHESS becomes integral to anything human! And, life without CHESS becomes something less worth living!
And, it is also interesting to know that this great game originated in India (BHARATH!) thousands of years ago! We should not forget to remember that the oldest of the civilisations grew here in India (BHARATH!), almost 7000 years ago. The same nation which gave MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY & YOGA to the world has given this great game too to the world to develop the human kind! And, to crown it all, the reigning world champion of CHESS too is an Indian (BHARATIYA!) named Viswanathan Anand, who has been keeping the world title under his belt for the last 3 years continuously; and he is the only World CHESS Champion who has won the World CHESS Crown in 3 different formats of World Championship, i.e. Tournament, Knock-out & Match!
It is the time for India (BHARATH!) to emerge big time on the world stage.......! Hence, it has become ominous that such a great thing as CHESS GM PROJECT happens in India (BHARATH!) & leads the nation & world to THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! Great Days Ahead........!!!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Johnson V's 13 Quotable Quotes on 10-10-10, Sun!
1) “That is the colour & callousness of secularism in India.....an opportunistic, insensible, tunnel-visioned version of an Illusion, where one doubts if a fanatic is a secularist (in India) or what?!”
2) “By the time these regularly appearing different people stop saying something on the disaster it will be any number of decades.....!”
3) “PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!”
4) “IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?!”
5) “If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?!!”
6) “We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN!”
7) “They (Indians!) never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!”
8) “What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM!’
9) “They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN!”
10 ) “Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be!”
11) “Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people (Indians!) who all of a sudden switched sides!”
12) “It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable!”
13) “WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!”
2) “By the time these regularly appearing different people stop saying something on the disaster it will be any number of decades.....!”
3) “PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!”
4) “IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?!”
5) “If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?!!”
6) “We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN!”
7) “They (Indians!) never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!”
8) “What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM!’
9) “They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN!”
10 ) “Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be!”
11) “Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people (Indians!) who all of a sudden switched sides!”
12) “It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable!”
13) “WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!”
Johnson V's 13 Quotes on 10-10-10, Sun!
1) “We foolishly tried to learn WHAT WAS NOT OURS AS FASHION & STYLE and tried to implement them, forgetful of the outcome & the impact on the generations to come! We started to live according to the laws of Neptune & Pluto on our planet Earth!”
2) “For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL!”
3) “The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE!”
4) “We (Deliberately) lost what we had built & gained over thousands of years & never reached ‘the synthetic greener pastures’ on the other side of the fence! From a very near point in time we slavishly became Indian!”
5) “A lot of great historical & cultural places (In India!) forgot their real names in the process (Of Indianisation!) & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS!”
6) “What we do these days COMPLETELY REFLECT WHAT OTHERS DO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD, SOME THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM WHERE WE EXIST – MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY!”
7 ) “They (Media!) analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT!”
8) “When someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!”
9) “Families have been the back bone of all the civilisations and it is through them the civilisations & cultures grew all over the world.”
10) “As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now!”
11) “For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH!”
12) “They (The kids/children of India!) grow up without any restrictions imposed upon them & getting whatever they wish to have in their life; growing up, education system -which is changed into some sort of a non-existent entity with no power to mould a future citizen!- life style, thinking & everything is bent, broken & transformed to suit an over indulgent kid!”
13) “BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW!”
2) “For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL!”
3) “The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE!”
4) “We (Deliberately) lost what we had built & gained over thousands of years & never reached ‘the synthetic greener pastures’ on the other side of the fence! From a very near point in time we slavishly became Indian!”
5) “A lot of great historical & cultural places (In India!) forgot their real names in the process (Of Indianisation!) & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS!”
6) “What we do these days COMPLETELY REFLECT WHAT OTHERS DO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD, SOME THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM WHERE WE EXIST – MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY!”
7 ) “They (Media!) analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT!”
8) “When someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!”
9) “Families have been the back bone of all the civilisations and it is through them the civilisations & cultures grew all over the world.”
10) “As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now!”
11) “For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH!”
12) “They (The kids/children of India!) grow up without any restrictions imposed upon them & getting whatever they wish to have in their life; growing up, education system -which is changed into some sort of a non-existent entity with no power to mould a future citizen!- life style, thinking & everything is bent, broken & transformed to suit an over indulgent kid!”
13) “BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW!”
Johnson's 13 Quotes on 10-10-10, Sun!
1) “Somewhere in time Bharath was feigned forgotten and India came into existence to suit the westerners & their tongues. Then started the age of India with a western accent; everything that was & is Bharatiya got changed into Indian!”
2) “The anarchical existence we have been for sometime now have been modified so diligently that, now for the coming generation, (or should we call them degeneration?!) there is no way that they escape their destiny of being AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE, MECHANICAL & INSENSITIVE GENERATION WHICH IS THERE TO LIVE AN EXTRAORDINARILY IMPULSIVE LIFE!”
3) “Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it!”
4) “Secularism in India means a completely senseless & false style of living one's life according to the fanatical principles & designs made & set by the fanatics of different fanatic power groups! Here, in the so called Secular India, living means gulping what is pushed down through your throat in the name of Secularism! Here, in the so called Secular India, what the fanatics force on you is secularism. Living a fanatic-lunatic's life is what at present is considered a SECULAR LIFE in India!”
5) “When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!”
6) “We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE!”
7) “Theirs (People of the oldest of the cultures & civilisations!) was a gradual, progressive & systematic method of development which made the human beings reach where they are today! They stayed together as they would never go apart in the entire life, as they stuck together for the first time ever to form the oldest of the human civilisations & cultures!”
8) “In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!”
9) “We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE!”
10) “It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west!”
11) We lost all our Bharat culture, names, civilisation & all to India and we tried to sleep on what is taught as Indian without ever trying to remember OUR IDENTITY AS BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS! We pretended we are & were Indians & never Bharatiya. We twisted our tongues, senses & even our existences in western ways & made ourselves THE MODERN DAY SHIGANDEES (Neither a man nor a woman)!”
12) “What we in India have been PRACTICING WITH PASSION FOR SOMETIME NOW has the power to even de-humanize the entire civilisation, where the first baby cry of the civilisation echoed!”
13) “When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they (Media!) continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES!”
2) “The anarchical existence we have been for sometime now have been modified so diligently that, now for the coming generation, (or should we call them degeneration?!) there is no way that they escape their destiny of being AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE, MECHANICAL & INSENSITIVE GENERATION WHICH IS THERE TO LIVE AN EXTRAORDINARILY IMPULSIVE LIFE!”
3) “Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it!”
4) “Secularism in India means a completely senseless & false style of living one's life according to the fanatical principles & designs made & set by the fanatics of different fanatic power groups! Here, in the so called Secular India, living means gulping what is pushed down through your throat in the name of Secularism! Here, in the so called Secular India, what the fanatics force on you is secularism. Living a fanatic-lunatic's life is what at present is considered a SECULAR LIFE in India!”
5) “When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!”
6) “We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE!”
7) “Theirs (People of the oldest of the cultures & civilisations!) was a gradual, progressive & systematic method of development which made the human beings reach where they are today! They stayed together as they would never go apart in the entire life, as they stuck together for the first time ever to form the oldest of the human civilisations & cultures!”
8) “In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!”
9) “We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE!”
10) “It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west!”
11) We lost all our Bharat culture, names, civilisation & all to India and we tried to sleep on what is taught as Indian without ever trying to remember OUR IDENTITY AS BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS! We pretended we are & were Indians & never Bharatiya. We twisted our tongues, senses & even our existences in western ways & made ourselves THE MODERN DAY SHIGANDEES (Neither a man nor a woman)!”
12) “What we in India have been PRACTICING WITH PASSION FOR SOMETIME NOW has the power to even de-humanize the entire civilisation, where the first baby cry of the civilisation echoed!”
13) “When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they (Media!) continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES!”
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Growing Up An Irresponsible Generation!
WE ARE GROWING A GREAT GENERATION - AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE & INSENSITIVE ONE! This is what we have been trying hard to make come true in our life time! This does not mean that all the other generations which preceded the existing one were the pure fine examples of responsibility, sensibility & sensitivity! But, what we have been growing for quite some time now is A TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE, MECHANICAL & INSENSITIVE ONE! Here, nothing is what it should be & should have been! Here, nothing is constructive & enduring! Here, nothing is natural, positive & human!
What we try to raise & have been raising, for quite some time now, is an undefined or stupidly defined make shift arrangement of living on Earth! What we trumpet as the marvels of OUR NEWLY INVENTED SYSTEM OF LIVING IS ALL BUT A SYSTEMATIC, REVERBARATING, NATURAL, HUMAN LIFE STYLE/SYSTEM! The anarchical existence we have been for sometime now have been modified so diligently that, now for the coming generation, (or should we call them degeneration?!) there is no way that they escape their destiny of being AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE, MECHANICAL & INSENSITIVE GENERATION WHICH IS THERE TO LIVE AN EXTRAORDINARILY IMPULSIVE LIFE!
Life has always been beyond the grasp of the common man (which is the 99.999999999% of all human race!) all these ages! A lot of people tried to define it all these ages & some got it correct, at the least for a particular time period! An all enveloping grasp was never possible; that doesn't mean that it is not possible! But, one common factor binds all these ages with the exception of the presently growing generation - that is the way they lived their lives! What they all did was trying to live on this beautiful Earth in such a way that they stayed together & positively improve themselves & by that way improve the entire human race, gradually, systematically & by humanly positive ways! Theirs was a gradual, progressive & systematic method of development which made the human beings reach where they are today! They stayed together as they would never go apart in the entire life, as they stuck together for the first time ever to form the oldest of the human civilisations & cultures!
Now, in India, which is one of the oldest of the human civilisations, which has a near 7000 year history to its credit, is doing something which can, if properly maintained & grown, even uproot the social & cultural systems we have been following all these millennia! What we in India have been PRACTICING WITH PASSION FOR SOMETIME NOW has the power to even de-humanize the entire civilisation, where the first baby cry of the civilisation echoed! For sometime now, we have forgotten the great things we had & we have being an Indian & Bharatiya! We foolishly tried to learn WHAT WAS NOT OURS AS FASHION & STYLE and tried to implement them, forgetful of the outcome & the impact on the generations to come! We started to live according to the laws of Neptune & Pluto on our planet Earth! We forgot what we were & are and what we have to be!
Thinking, education, life-style, food, clothing & every department of an Indian's life is DAMAGINGLY MODIFIED BY THE NEW AGE EXISTANCE! What we do these days COMPLETELY REFLECT WHAT OTHERS DO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD, SOME THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM WHERE WE EXIST – MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY! What we never ask is WHY WE SELECTED THIS SELECTED GROUP OF PEOPLE/COUNTRIES OR THEIR METHODS OF LIFE TO FOLLOW, LEAVING BEHIND FOREVER OTHER COUNTRIES & THEIR STYLES & SYSTEMS OF LIFE?! AND, WE FORGET/FORGOT BASICALLY TO ASK WHAT WAS/IS THERE IN OUR INDIAN CULTURE & CIVILISATION THAT BAD THAT WE ALTOGETHER WISHED/WISH TO HAVE & HAD A SEA CHANGE IN OUR LIFE?!
Families have been the back bone of all the civilisations and it is through them the civilisations & cultures grew all over the world. In India we had a very strong, dependable & deep rooted family system which we evolved taking thousands of years! Whatever development we had & have as human beings of India is due to this family system & the culture & civilisation it developed with it! Now, for sometime now, as tail-wagging followers of some countries, which don't even have a civilisation that is a couple of millennia old, we the Indians have almost succeeded in the complete mitigation of what we have created taking almost long 7000 years; indeed that can be termed a marvellous work - uprooting a 7000 year old civilisation with a minimum time span of almost 64 years (Count the years after our independence in 1947 from the so called colonial powers!) flat!
NOW, WE HIGHLIGHT THE FAMILY BREAKERS AS OUR CULT & POPULAR HEROES! We discuss & write volumes about how he or she BROKE THE FAMILY of him or her in this & that way; we discuss elaborately HOW HAPPY WOULD BE HE OR SHE WHO BROKE THE FAMILY of he or she! We dream & talk "How Beautiful The Life Will Be For The Woman Who Stole The Husband Of Another Woman, Who Had 2 Kids With Him!" and write elaborate columns on the place where these NEWLY GOING TO WED are going to spend their GOING TO COME HONEYMOON! We put the photographs of these FAMILY BREAKERS IN BIG SIZE IN OUR SLEAZE NEWS PAPERS & WONDER HOW STICKY THEY ARE TO EACH OTHER! We ask their advice & opinion on FAMILY BREAKING on TV, Newspaper, Websites etc & wonder how wonderfully they did it! We make statues, churches & temples for these FAMILY BREAKERS & adorn our closets with their full size photographs that the growing generation learn from them! WE, INDIANS, CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES AS WE HAVE DEVELOPED A UNIQUE FAMILY BREAKING CULTURE & CIVILISATION in very short time span, following someone doggedly who never had a family history which is older than a millennium!
Now, as it has been made to be, THIS IS THE AGE OF THE KIDS! Whatever they wish they are given the very moment they wish for; whatever thing they show some sort of an interest in is SHOWERED UPON THEM DAY & NIGHT that they INDULGE COMPLETELY IN THEIR LIKES & WISHES! It is a LIFE OF COMPLETE INDULGENCE the kids of India live! It is his age - THE IRRESPONSIBLE KID'S AGE (And, of course, the irresponsible & senseless parents' age!)! IN INDIA KIDS ARE SPOILED BY THE AGE OF THE KIDS & THE ARDENT SUPPORTERS OF THE KIDS' AGE - PARENTS! The kids in India grow up protected from all sides, like the broiler chicken caged to be transported from one place to the other, never having an idea about THE REAL LIFE....THE DIFFICULTIES, PROBLEMS, PRESSURE, SADNESS, TENSION, RIGHT, WRONG, MISTAKE, SELF & A MILLION OTHER THINGS RELATED TO A HUMAN BEING BORN! They grow up without any restrictions imposed upon them & getting whatever they wish to have in their life; growing up, education system -which is changed into some sort of a non-existent entity with no power to mould a future citizen!- life style, thinking & all bent, broken & transformed to suit an over indulgent kid! And, the result is AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER- REACTIVE & INSENSITIVE CITIZEN WHEN ONE GROWS UP, WHO ALWAYS FAILS IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, WHERE EVERYONE IS ON HIS OWN & NO PARENT OR GOVERNMENT CAN BE OF ANY USE!
Now, in India, we have developed a unique Indian system where one can do whatever one likes & go scot free as long as one wishes, provided you have men at the proper places! This one is an indigenously built one of which every Indian can be proud of! Here the blame can always be put on any one else's shoulder & even a mahatma can be made to appear a hard core criminal, in seconds! Making a disaster happen & then saying sorry is our present day hobby; we can spend, without our conscious being hurt, any number of days to make a disaster happen or else we can wait for them as the opportunity to make a disaster happen is any second of a day! Whenever there happens a disaster nobody is REALLY HELD RESPONSIBLE & BROUGHT TO THE BOOK AND ONLY EYE WASH THINGS HAPPEN! The very next second after the disaster one can expect another more grievous one, without fail! If something severely disastrous happens, somebody will say something & go behind the curtain; and after some time someone else will come to the fore to utter something & vanish; then will come another one accusing the first two & will say something totally different & vanish......! By the time these regularly appearing different people stop saying something on the disaster it will be any number of decades.....! That is the style & responsibility we have developed making maximum use of the 64 years we got after OUR SO-CALLED INDEPENDENCE FROM A VERY SHORT TIME PERIOD OF 200-300 YEARS SLAVERY, IN OUR HISTORY OF 7000 YEARS!
And hence, we are building, giving all that we have, AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE & INSENSITIVE GENERATION (OR GENERATIONS) that we can feel satisfied, as we dutifully did whatever stupid, insensible & uncultured - TO OUR 7000 YEAR OLD CULTURE OF BHARATH! - things we could have done & move/d forward without ever imagining the great & irreparable damage we have done to one of the oldest of the civilisations & of course the present & future generations! Let us celebrate the destruction we have caused to our great culture & the coming generation/s! YES, IT IS CELEBRATION TIME.......AS IT IS THE ALMOST TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR GREAT CULTURE & CIVILISATION THAT IS CELEBRATED.......LET US DANCE & REJOICE, AS WE CAN BOAST THAT WE FATHERED AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE , EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT & INSENSITIVE GENERATION!
What we try to raise & have been raising, for quite some time now, is an undefined or stupidly defined make shift arrangement of living on Earth! What we trumpet as the marvels of OUR NEWLY INVENTED SYSTEM OF LIVING IS ALL BUT A SYSTEMATIC, REVERBARATING, NATURAL, HUMAN LIFE STYLE/SYSTEM! The anarchical existence we have been for sometime now have been modified so diligently that, now for the coming generation, (or should we call them degeneration?!) there is no way that they escape their destiny of being AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE, MECHANICAL & INSENSITIVE GENERATION WHICH IS THERE TO LIVE AN EXTRAORDINARILY IMPULSIVE LIFE!
Life has always been beyond the grasp of the common man (which is the 99.999999999% of all human race!) all these ages! A lot of people tried to define it all these ages & some got it correct, at the least for a particular time period! An all enveloping grasp was never possible; that doesn't mean that it is not possible! But, one common factor binds all these ages with the exception of the presently growing generation - that is the way they lived their lives! What they all did was trying to live on this beautiful Earth in such a way that they stayed together & positively improve themselves & by that way improve the entire human race, gradually, systematically & by humanly positive ways! Theirs was a gradual, progressive & systematic method of development which made the human beings reach where they are today! They stayed together as they would never go apart in the entire life, as they stuck together for the first time ever to form the oldest of the human civilisations & cultures!
Now, in India, which is one of the oldest of the human civilisations, which has a near 7000 year history to its credit, is doing something which can, if properly maintained & grown, even uproot the social & cultural systems we have been following all these millennia! What we in India have been PRACTICING WITH PASSION FOR SOMETIME NOW has the power to even de-humanize the entire civilisation, where the first baby cry of the civilisation echoed! For sometime now, we have forgotten the great things we had & we have being an Indian & Bharatiya! We foolishly tried to learn WHAT WAS NOT OURS AS FASHION & STYLE and tried to implement them, forgetful of the outcome & the impact on the generations to come! We started to live according to the laws of Neptune & Pluto on our planet Earth! We forgot what we were & are and what we have to be!
Thinking, education, life-style, food, clothing & every department of an Indian's life is DAMAGINGLY MODIFIED BY THE NEW AGE EXISTANCE! What we do these days COMPLETELY REFLECT WHAT OTHERS DO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD, SOME THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM WHERE WE EXIST – MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY! What we never ask is WHY WE SELECTED THIS SELECTED GROUP OF PEOPLE/COUNTRIES OR THEIR METHODS OF LIFE TO FOLLOW, LEAVING BEHIND FOREVER OTHER COUNTRIES & THEIR STYLES & SYSTEMS OF LIFE?! AND, WE FORGET/FORGOT BASICALLY TO ASK WHAT WAS/IS THERE IN OUR INDIAN CULTURE & CIVILISATION THAT BAD THAT WE ALTOGETHER WISHED/WISH TO HAVE & HAD A SEA CHANGE IN OUR LIFE?!
Families have been the back bone of all the civilisations and it is through them the civilisations & cultures grew all over the world. In India we had a very strong, dependable & deep rooted family system which we evolved taking thousands of years! Whatever development we had & have as human beings of India is due to this family system & the culture & civilisation it developed with it! Now, for sometime now, as tail-wagging followers of some countries, which don't even have a civilisation that is a couple of millennia old, we the Indians have almost succeeded in the complete mitigation of what we have created taking almost long 7000 years; indeed that can be termed a marvellous work - uprooting a 7000 year old civilisation with a minimum time span of almost 64 years (Count the years after our independence in 1947 from the so called colonial powers!) flat!
NOW, WE HIGHLIGHT THE FAMILY BREAKERS AS OUR CULT & POPULAR HEROES! We discuss & write volumes about how he or she BROKE THE FAMILY of him or her in this & that way; we discuss elaborately HOW HAPPY WOULD BE HE OR SHE WHO BROKE THE FAMILY of he or she! We dream & talk "How Beautiful The Life Will Be For The Woman Who Stole The Husband Of Another Woman, Who Had 2 Kids With Him!" and write elaborate columns on the place where these NEWLY GOING TO WED are going to spend their GOING TO COME HONEYMOON! We put the photographs of these FAMILY BREAKERS IN BIG SIZE IN OUR SLEAZE NEWS PAPERS & WONDER HOW STICKY THEY ARE TO EACH OTHER! We ask their advice & opinion on FAMILY BREAKING on TV, Newspaper, Websites etc & wonder how wonderfully they did it! We make statues, churches & temples for these FAMILY BREAKERS & adorn our closets with their full size photographs that the growing generation learn from them! WE, INDIANS, CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES AS WE HAVE DEVELOPED A UNIQUE FAMILY BREAKING CULTURE & CIVILISATION in very short time span, following someone doggedly who never had a family history which is older than a millennium!
Now, as it has been made to be, THIS IS THE AGE OF THE KIDS! Whatever they wish they are given the very moment they wish for; whatever thing they show some sort of an interest in is SHOWERED UPON THEM DAY & NIGHT that they INDULGE COMPLETELY IN THEIR LIKES & WISHES! It is a LIFE OF COMPLETE INDULGENCE the kids of India live! It is his age - THE IRRESPONSIBLE KID'S AGE (And, of course, the irresponsible & senseless parents' age!)! IN INDIA KIDS ARE SPOILED BY THE AGE OF THE KIDS & THE ARDENT SUPPORTERS OF THE KIDS' AGE - PARENTS! The kids in India grow up protected from all sides, like the broiler chicken caged to be transported from one place to the other, never having an idea about THE REAL LIFE....THE DIFFICULTIES, PROBLEMS, PRESSURE, SADNESS, TENSION, RIGHT, WRONG, MISTAKE, SELF & A MILLION OTHER THINGS RELATED TO A HUMAN BEING BORN! They grow up without any restrictions imposed upon them & getting whatever they wish to have in their life; growing up, education system -which is changed into some sort of a non-existent entity with no power to mould a future citizen!- life style, thinking & all bent, broken & transformed to suit an over indulgent kid! And, the result is AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER- REACTIVE & INSENSITIVE CITIZEN WHEN ONE GROWS UP, WHO ALWAYS FAILS IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, WHERE EVERYONE IS ON HIS OWN & NO PARENT OR GOVERNMENT CAN BE OF ANY USE!
Now, in India, we have developed a unique Indian system where one can do whatever one likes & go scot free as long as one wishes, provided you have men at the proper places! This one is an indigenously built one of which every Indian can be proud of! Here the blame can always be put on any one else's shoulder & even a mahatma can be made to appear a hard core criminal, in seconds! Making a disaster happen & then saying sorry is our present day hobby; we can spend, without our conscious being hurt, any number of days to make a disaster happen or else we can wait for them as the opportunity to make a disaster happen is any second of a day! Whenever there happens a disaster nobody is REALLY HELD RESPONSIBLE & BROUGHT TO THE BOOK AND ONLY EYE WASH THINGS HAPPEN! The very next second after the disaster one can expect another more grievous one, without fail! If something severely disastrous happens, somebody will say something & go behind the curtain; and after some time someone else will come to the fore to utter something & vanish; then will come another one accusing the first two & will say something totally different & vanish......! By the time these regularly appearing different people stop saying something on the disaster it will be any number of decades.....! That is the style & responsibility we have developed making maximum use of the 64 years we got after OUR SO-CALLED INDEPENDENCE FROM A VERY SHORT TIME PERIOD OF 200-300 YEARS SLAVERY, IN OUR HISTORY OF 7000 YEARS!
And hence, we are building, giving all that we have, AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE & INSENSITIVE GENERATION (OR GENERATIONS) that we can feel satisfied, as we dutifully did whatever stupid, insensible & uncultured - TO OUR 7000 YEAR OLD CULTURE OF BHARATH! - things we could have done & move/d forward without ever imagining the great & irreparable damage we have done to one of the oldest of the civilisations & of course the present & future generations! Let us celebrate the destruction we have caused to our great culture & the coming generation/s! YES, IT IS CELEBRATION TIME.......AS IT IS THE ALMOST TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR GREAT CULTURE & CIVILISATION THAT IS CELEBRATED.......LET US DANCE & REJOICE, AS WE CAN BOAST THAT WE FATHERED AN IRRESPONSIBLE, INSENSIBLE, OVER-REACTIVE , EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT & INSENSITIVE GENERATION!
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Secularism An Illusion!
Secularism in India means a completely senseless & false style of living one's life according to the fanatical principles & designs made & set by the fanatics of different fanatic power groups! Here, in the so called Secular India, living means gulping what is pushed down through your throat in the name of Secularism! Here, in the so called Secular India, what the fanatics force on you is secularism. If someone says something against these stupid core fanatics & their methods, which they insensibly & forcibly force down the poor un/never organised common man's throat, he is labelled AN ANTI-SECULAR FOR LIFE & CRUCIFIED! Living a fanatic-lunatic's life is what at present is considered a SECULAR LIFE in India! And, of course, we find crores of THESE SECULARISTS IN OUR SO-CALLED SECULAR INDIA!
We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! AND, IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THE 'VERY NEW NOBEL PRIZE WINNING DISCOVERY' THAT NOBODY LIVES IN INDIA!!! Can/Should we think that this is true as we believe in MAYA ("SARVAM MAYA, JAGATH MITHYA!"), where nothing exists or everything is an illusion?! Hence, we find ourselves as non-existent, non-living persons but illusions?! Hence, we should not count our lives as lives but only that of others - THOSE NON-MAYA PEOPLE OUTSIDE INDIA- real?! HENCE, WE THE INDIAN ILLUSIONS, SHOULD CONSIDER OURSELVES AS ILLUSIONS & TRY TO FOLLOW THE STANDARDS, METHODS, BELIEFS ETC OF THE NON-ILLUSIONS OF PAKISTAN, AMERICA & ANTARCTICA ETC! We should act, think and emulate what all the others outside India do! We should act & react on what all things the others outside India do! WE SHOULD BE THOSE SORTS OF ILLUSIONS WHICH HAVE THE ONLY DUTY TO REACT ON WHAT THESE OUTSIDE NON-ILLUSIONS SUPPOSEDLY THINK, DO, PRACTICE, BEHAVE, PREACH ETC!
If somebody does something in America like threatening (EVEN THREATENING WILL BE CONSEDERED AS A DONE ACTION IN OUR ILLUSION - INDIA!) to burn Quran near THE VERY SECULAR & PEACEFUL 9/11 SITE, WE, THE SECULAR ILLUSIONS OF INDIA, should burn down at the least a couple of churches & schools in India & write a number of threatening letters to those CHRISTIAN ILLUSIONS OF INDIA & THEIR ORGANISATIONS! As these things are done in THE ILLUSION CALLED INDIA, these acts of crime CAN'T BE OR SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED CRIMES OF THE UNCIVILISED, AS ALL THESE BURNINGS & THREATENINGS IN INDIA ARE "JUST ILLUSIONS"! That means ACTUAL BURNING & DESTRUCTION IN INDIA SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A CRIME, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, A THREAT TO BURN IN AMERICA IS A CRIME FOR WHICH SOME SECULAR ILLUSIONS SHOULD BURN & BE DEMOLISHED IN INDIA!
Here comes in the extremely helping hand of INDIAN ILLUSION MONGERS - MEDIA! They work 24/7 to pour oil into the burning fire in the name of illusory secularism! They are & will be there for all the times to come to say what they should not say & publicise! They do the most foolish of the things in the name of A SENSELESS & TASTELESS VERSION OF SECULARISM, which will ONLY PROPAGATE COMMUNAL DISCORD & ANIMOSITY! When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES! For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL! They continuously publicise articles, giving extraordinary spaces in their news papers & media, to ANALYZE THE IMPACT WHICH MAY HAPPEN IF SOME PERSON BURN A QURAN THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY! They analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT! As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now! IT is highly deplorable that these acts of destruction & the like things happen or rather made happen in India for the things which don't have any connection with India; and it is interesting to note that the place where the THREAT IS MADE LOSES NOTHING AND IT IS ONLY INDIA & INDIANS SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING! As tunnel-visioned & selfishly business-minded people head the media empires around us in India, which are supposedly expected to exist as one of the pillars of secular India, what these people look for is just the sale-part of their media-arm! And it is a pity that all these stupid & deplorable acts have been done in the name of an Illusion called Secularism!
Here in OUR SECULAR INDIA, a very senior minister in the Union Ministry had been trying hard to find the colour of terrorism in India all these years & after such incidents as Kashmir Problem, Bombay Blasts of 1992, Parliament Attack, Mumbai Terror Attack one year before & a lot of other cases, in the name of THE ILLUSION CALLED SECULARISM! At last he found out the colour of terrorism or that was what he proclaimed; but the colour he mentioned was a colour from OUR NATIONAL FLAG & that had no connection with the incidents which had just been mentioned above! He also spoke hard against THE THREAT POSED BY SOMEONE IN FAR AWAY AMERICA! What he said was something like HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM TO SOLVE IN INDIA THAT HE TOOK TIME TO DEPLORE THE THREAT IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SOCIETY & COUNTRY, THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA! That is the colour & callousness of secularism in India.....an opportunistic, insensible, tunnel-visioned version of an Illusion, where one doubts if a fanatic is a secularist (in India) or what?! One can’t think ogling into other countries' affairs & the happenings there & commenting on them 24/7 is an integral part of a civilised & cultured existence! Or should we consider it as a cheap trick to divert the attention of the gullible common man from the hard realities existing in OUR SECULAR INDIA?! IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?! IS THIS THE SAME SECULARISM MAHATMA GANDHI CHERISHED & DREAMED ABOUT?!
We should stop behaving stupid as pseudo-secularists & get trapped by the so-called self-interested pseudo-secularists, off guard! We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN! What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM! Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be! WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!
We sometimes wonder if we, the poor secularists of India, are living according to the standards & non-standards and methods & happenings in America, Pakistan & Iran! From what one listens to one understands that it is actually what is happening in those countries that are the things happening! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.....OR NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS! WHATEVER HAPPENS IN INDIA IS NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS OR IN OTHER WORDS NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! AND, IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THE 'VERY NEW NOBEL PRIZE WINNING DISCOVERY' THAT NOBODY LIVES IN INDIA!!! Can/Should we think that this is true as we believe in MAYA ("SARVAM MAYA, JAGATH MITHYA!"), where nothing exists or everything is an illusion?! Hence, we find ourselves as non-existent, non-living persons but illusions?! Hence, we should not count our lives as lives but only that of others - THOSE NON-MAYA PEOPLE OUTSIDE INDIA- real?! HENCE, WE THE INDIAN ILLUSIONS, SHOULD CONSIDER OURSELVES AS ILLUSIONS & TRY TO FOLLOW THE STANDARDS, METHODS, BELIEFS ETC OF THE NON-ILLUSIONS OF PAKISTAN, AMERICA & ANTARCTICA ETC! We should act, think and emulate what all the others outside India do! We should act & react on what all things the others outside India do! WE SHOULD BE THOSE SORTS OF ILLUSIONS WHICH HAVE THE ONLY DUTY TO REACT ON WHAT THESE OUTSIDE NON-ILLUSIONS SUPPOSEDLY THINK, DO, PRACTICE, BEHAVE, PREACH ETC!
If somebody does something in America like threatening (EVEN THREATENING WILL BE CONSEDERED AS A DONE ACTION IN OUR ILLUSION - INDIA!) to burn Quran near THE VERY SECULAR & PEACEFUL 9/11 SITE, WE, THE SECULAR ILLUSIONS OF INDIA, should burn down at the least a couple of churches & schools in India & write a number of threatening letters to those CHRISTIAN ILLUSIONS OF INDIA & THEIR ORGANISATIONS! As these things are done in THE ILLUSION CALLED INDIA, these acts of crime CAN'T BE OR SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED CRIMES OF THE UNCIVILISED, AS ALL THESE BURNINGS & THREATENINGS IN INDIA ARE "JUST ILLUSIONS"! That means ACTUAL BURNING & DESTRUCTION IN INDIA SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A CRIME, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, A THREAT TO BURN IN AMERICA IS A CRIME FOR WHICH SOME SECULAR ILLUSIONS SHOULD BURN & BE DEMOLISHED IN INDIA!
Here comes in the extremely helping hand of INDIAN ILLUSION MONGERS - MEDIA! They work 24/7 to pour oil into the burning fire in the name of illusory secularism! They are & will be there for all the times to come to say what they should not say & publicise! They do the most foolish of the things in the name of A SENSELESS & TASTELESS VERSION OF SECULARISM, which will ONLY PROPAGATE COMMUNAL DISCORD & ANIMOSITY! When there are more than enough problems we Indians have here inside India, they continuously stand motionless to focus their attention on things which in no way are related to India & HIMALAYANISE THOSE INSIGNIFICANT THINGS IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM & FREEDOM OF SPEECH & A LOT OF OTHER CLICHES! For the Media, Secularism has become the deliberate & continuous display of THE MINORITY RELIGIOUS INSIGNIA, AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MEDIUM THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL! They continuously publicise articles, giving extraordinary spaces in their news papers & media, to ANALYZE THE IMPACT WHICH MAY HAPPEN IF SOME PERSON BURN A QURAN THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY! They analyze things in such a stupid way that PEOPLE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS IN THE ANALYSED & EXPECTED WAYS THESE MEDIA COMPANIES PROJECT! As the media PROJECT, PROPAGATE & PRETEND LIKE EXPECTING A PARTICULAR WAY OF REACTION FROM A CERTAIN GROUP, OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS & THAT IS WHAT THE RESULT IS! This sort of ‘seeding’ has been continuously done by the media in India for a very long time now! IT is highly deplorable that these acts of destruction & the like things happen or rather made happen in India for the things which don't have any connection with India; and it is interesting to note that the place where the THREAT IS MADE LOSES NOTHING AND IT IS ONLY INDIA & INDIANS SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING! As tunnel-visioned & selfishly business-minded people head the media empires around us in India, which are supposedly expected to exist as one of the pillars of secular India, what these people look for is just the sale-part of their media-arm! And it is a pity that all these stupid & deplorable acts have been done in the name of an Illusion called Secularism!
Here in OUR SECULAR INDIA, a very senior minister in the Union Ministry had been trying hard to find the colour of terrorism in India all these years & after such incidents as Kashmir Problem, Bombay Blasts of 1992, Parliament Attack, Mumbai Terror Attack one year before & a lot of other cases, in the name of THE ILLUSION CALLED SECULARISM! At last he found out the colour of terrorism or that was what he proclaimed; but the colour he mentioned was a colour from OUR NATIONAL FLAG & that had no connection with the incidents which had just been mentioned above! He also spoke hard against THE THREAT POSED BY SOMEONE IN FAR AWAY AMERICA! What he said was something like HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM TO SOLVE IN INDIA THAT HE TOOK TIME TO DEPLORE THE THREAT IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SOCIETY & COUNTRY, THOUSANDS OF KILOMETRES AWAY FROM INDIA! That is the colour & callousness of secularism in India.....an opportunistic, insensible, tunnel-visioned version of an Illusion, where one doubts if a fanatic is a secularist (in India) or what?! One can’t think ogling into other countries' affairs & the happenings there & commenting on them 24/7 is an integral part of a civilised & cultured existence! Or should we consider it as a cheap trick to divert the attention of the gullible common man from the hard realities existing in OUR SECULAR INDIA?! IS DISCUSSING RELIGION & ALL THE THINGS RELATED TO IT HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD & MAKING INSENSIBLE, UNWANTED & UNINVITED COMMENTS 24/7 THE REAL SECULARISM WE INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF IN THE 21ST CENTURY?! IS THIS THE SAME SECULARISM MAHATMA GANDHI CHERISHED & DREAMED ABOUT?!
We should stop behaving stupid as pseudo-secularists & get trapped by the so-called self-interested pseudo-secularists, off guard! We should avoid the media & all other things & persons, which/who try to make us anything other than what we are actually - A TRUE 100 % PHYSICAL & MENTAL BHARATIYA/INDIAN! What really happened in India is that the secularism we followed for a number of decades have made most of us non-creative, unaccountable non-performers and no one is held responsible & no one has to pay the price for what all damaging things one is doing in the name of A BEAUTIFUL IDEA SECULARISM! Accountability, Sense & Sensibility are all lost in translation of the word secularism, which means the present day secularism is not what it is supposed or used to be! WHAT WE HAVE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM IN INDIA NOW IS A PRODUCT OF THE GLOBALISATION OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM & FUNDAMENTALISM, WHICH ONLY SERVES SOME VESTED INTERESTS & NEVER HAS/HAD THE INTERESTS OF THE BHARATIYA/INDIAN IN MIND!!!
Monday, August 30, 2010
BEGGING THE INDIAN/NON-VIOLENT WAY!
THE UNTOUCHABLES OF INDIA have been begging infront of the MIGHTY PAKEES to take their 5 million aid for the MIGHTY FLOOD VICTIMS OF MIGHTY PAKISTAN for some time now! But, despite all the effort from the WEAK INDIAN SIDE, the Mighty Pakees haven’t taken EVEN A SINGLE INDIAN PAISA from the WEAK INDIANS! Why should they?! THE WEAK INDIANS should be foolish enough to expect that ONE DAY THE BENIGN & SUPER RICH PAKEES WILL ACCEPT EVEN A SINGLE PAISA OF THE WEAK INDIAN 5 MILLION OFFER!
India boasts of Eradicating Untouchability in India; but who can prevent the MIGHTY PAKISTANIS from thinking about INDIANS AS UNTOUCHABLES?! Whatever they think in THEIR SUPER RICH, HIGHLY DEVELOPED, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, DEMOCRATIC & SECULAR COUNTRY IS WHAT THE FACT IS & UNDER- DEVELOPED & UTTERLY POOR INDIANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR WELL-INFORMED THOUGHTS BY JUST GIVING A PALTRY 5 MILLION!
Any way, the SUPER RICH PAKEES don’t want any money from the untouchable-leper Indians! The Lepers of India, who are 105 crores & more still insist, without any sense, that their leper money should be taken as A BENIGN GESTURE FROM THE SUPER RICH-MIGHTY PAKEES! It is our – read poor & insensible Indians’- duty to beg the Super Rich Pakees to accept OUR LEPER MONEY which they actually don’t need! Our political leaders spent sleepless nights – which they arduously & dutifully did with the World famous Indian-Perfection! – outside the compound walls of the Super Rich Pakee Embassies world over to give a try to change the Super Rich Minds of Theirs’!
At last, the Poor Indians’ dogged efforts bore fruits; the sleepless nights & the indigenous begging style we developed in India did the work for the Poor Indians who were crying for MERCY FROM THE SUPER RICH PAKEES’ SIDE! We used whatever begging-tricks we had in our kitty & then THE BENIGN PAKEE HEART MELTED! They obliged with the ONLY EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED CONDITION that THE INDIAN LEPER MONEY should be washed in Acid & Sulphur by the United Nations that the HEALTHY, HYGENIC & EXTREMELY RICH PAKEES NEVER GET THE INDIAN LEPROSY! For the leper-Indians it has become a GREAT INCIDENT WORTH RECORDING IN THEIR HISTORY BOOKS THAT THE MIGHTY PAKEES SHOWED WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THEIR LEPER-CURRENCY!
THE SUPER RICH PAKEES ALWAYS HAD THE (INDIAN!) MONEY TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES IN INDIA! THEY NEVER HAD THE SHORTAGE....! HENCE, HOW DARE THE LEPER INDIANS CONSIDERED THE MIGHTY RICH PAKEES AS IN NEED OF (INDIAN!) MONEY?! THEY NEVER WERE!! The Pakees won’t need OUR LEPER MONEY as it is these same extremely rich & hygienic Pakees who PRINT THE LEPER COUNTRY'S CURRENCY AS THEY WISH & circulate it in India through their TRUSTED CHANNELS! Hence, why should we expect they accept OUR LEPER MONEY when they can PRINT THE SAME WHENEVER THEY WISH TO PRINT & PRINT IN BILLIONS!
HOW WILL & CAN THEY ACCEPT THE SAME CURRENCY THEY HAVE PRINTED IN THEIR OWN COUTERFIET PRINTING-PRESSES & CIRCULATED IN INDIA THROUGH THEIR TRUSTED CHANNELS, THAT TOO TAINTED WITH THE HANDLING OF THE INDIANS WHOM THEY CONSIDER LEPERS? If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?! Then, how can we accuse them if they reject OUR MERE 5 million, taking the silly amount as an offence on their pride, when actually billions worth Indian Economy is hugely dependent on PAKISTAN MADE INDIAN CURRENCY, which makes them the real owners of Indian Economy?!
BUT, WE HAVE TO DO OUR DUTY THAT IS BEGGING INFRONT OF THE PAKEES TO ACCEPT OUR LEPER MONEY & BEG WHENEVER THERE COMES A REASON TO BEG FOR! And, if the reasons for begging are not coming forth, we should create reasons to beg infront of them as a Regular Begging-Exercise! Let us create a great begging nation for which there will never be parallels in the annals of history! WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SHAME; WE SHOULD BE SHAMELESS FOREVER INFRONT OF THEM & ACCEPT WHATEVER THEY DO WITH & AGAINST US. IT SHOULD BE OUR POLICY FOR ALL THE EONS TO COME!
India boasts of Eradicating Untouchability in India; but who can prevent the MIGHTY PAKISTANIS from thinking about INDIANS AS UNTOUCHABLES?! Whatever they think in THEIR SUPER RICH, HIGHLY DEVELOPED, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, DEMOCRATIC & SECULAR COUNTRY IS WHAT THE FACT IS & UNDER- DEVELOPED & UTTERLY POOR INDIANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR WELL-INFORMED THOUGHTS BY JUST GIVING A PALTRY 5 MILLION!
Any way, the SUPER RICH PAKEES don’t want any money from the untouchable-leper Indians! The Lepers of India, who are 105 crores & more still insist, without any sense, that their leper money should be taken as A BENIGN GESTURE FROM THE SUPER RICH-MIGHTY PAKEES! It is our – read poor & insensible Indians’- duty to beg the Super Rich Pakees to accept OUR LEPER MONEY which they actually don’t need! Our political leaders spent sleepless nights – which they arduously & dutifully did with the World famous Indian-Perfection! – outside the compound walls of the Super Rich Pakee Embassies world over to give a try to change the Super Rich Minds of Theirs’!
At last, the Poor Indians’ dogged efforts bore fruits; the sleepless nights & the indigenous begging style we developed in India did the work for the Poor Indians who were crying for MERCY FROM THE SUPER RICH PAKEES’ SIDE! We used whatever begging-tricks we had in our kitty & then THE BENIGN PAKEE HEART MELTED! They obliged with the ONLY EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED CONDITION that THE INDIAN LEPER MONEY should be washed in Acid & Sulphur by the United Nations that the HEALTHY, HYGENIC & EXTREMELY RICH PAKEES NEVER GET THE INDIAN LEPROSY! For the leper-Indians it has become a GREAT INCIDENT WORTH RECORDING IN THEIR HISTORY BOOKS THAT THE MIGHTY PAKEES SHOWED WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THEIR LEPER-CURRENCY!
THE SUPER RICH PAKEES ALWAYS HAD THE (INDIAN!) MONEY TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES IN INDIA! THEY NEVER HAD THE SHORTAGE....! HENCE, HOW DARE THE LEPER INDIANS CONSIDERED THE MIGHTY RICH PAKEES AS IN NEED OF (INDIAN!) MONEY?! THEY NEVER WERE!! The Pakees won’t need OUR LEPER MONEY as it is these same extremely rich & hygienic Pakees who PRINT THE LEPER COUNTRY'S CURRENCY AS THEY WISH & circulate it in India through their TRUSTED CHANNELS! Hence, why should we expect they accept OUR LEPER MONEY when they can PRINT THE SAME WHENEVER THEY WISH TO PRINT & PRINT IN BILLIONS!
HOW WILL & CAN THEY ACCEPT THE SAME CURRENCY THEY HAVE PRINTED IN THEIR OWN COUTERFIET PRINTING-PRESSES & CIRCULATED IN INDIA THROUGH THEIR TRUSTED CHANNELS, THAT TOO TAINTED WITH THE HANDLING OF THE INDIANS WHOM THEY CONSIDER LEPERS? If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?! Then, how can we accuse them if they reject OUR MERE 5 million, taking the silly amount as an offence on their pride, when actually billions worth Indian Economy is hugely dependent on PAKISTAN MADE INDIAN CURRENCY, which makes them the real owners of Indian Economy?!
BUT, WE HAVE TO DO OUR DUTY THAT IS BEGGING INFRONT OF THE PAKEES TO ACCEPT OUR LEPER MONEY & BEG WHENEVER THERE COMES A REASON TO BEG FOR! And, if the reasons for begging are not coming forth, we should create reasons to beg infront of them as a Regular Begging-Exercise! Let us create a great begging nation for which there will never be parallels in the annals of history! WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SHAME; WE SHOULD BE SHAMELESS FOREVER INFRONT OF THEM & ACCEPT WHATEVER THEY DO WITH & AGAINST US. IT SHOULD BE OUR POLICY FOR ALL THE EONS TO COME!
Cultural Non-Existence Of India or Indians!
The Joint Family System we the Indians had developed taking centuries just got obliterated by the nuclear families which copied the western ways without thinking what they were throwing into the waste baskets & what they were taking in as their own! Indians never thought for a couple of minutes before they shifted allegiance to a completely foreign idea. They never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!
They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!
We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!
Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!
Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!
In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!
It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!
They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!
We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!
Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!
Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!
In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!
It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!
Friday, August 13, 2010
BHARATH - KNOWING OUR COUNTRY & IT'S CULTURE!
Somewhere in time Bharath was feigned forgotten and India came into existence to suit the westerners & their tongues. Then started the age of India with a western accent; everything that was & is Bharatiya got changed into Indian. We lost all our Bharat culture, names, civilisation & all to India and we tried to sleep on what is taught as Indian without ever trying to remember OUR IDENTITY AS BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS! We pretended we are & were Indians & never Bharatiya. We twisted our tongues, senses & even our existences in western ways & made ourselves THE MODERN DAY SHIGANDEES (Neither a man nor a woman)! We threw away our Bharatiya Identity & tried to embrace something Foreign & Inferior & made ourselves reach nowhere in time & progress! We (Deliberately) lost what we had built & gained over thousands of years & never reached ‘the synthetic greener pastures’ on the other side of the fence! From a very near point in time we slavishly became Indian!
India, Delhi, Ahmedabad, Aurangabad (In memory of a religious fanatic of the Mogul Dynasty Aurangzeb-that is the so called secularism of Bharathas! World over, nobody puts the name of a sub-standard existence even to a street; hence we don't find Anguleemaal, Nero, Mussolini, Hitler, Raman Raghavan etc as street & town names; but in Bharath even such a sub-standard person's name is flattered so much that it has become the name of a district where the Word Famous Ajanta & Ellora Caves are situated!!), Allahabad, Patna, Banaras & a lot of great historical & cultural places forgot their real names in the process & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS! As Bharath became India, Indraprastha/Dhillu or Dilu became Delhi, Prayag became Allahabad, Pataliputra became Patna, Ashapalli became Ahmedabad, Kasi became Banaras & a large number of places got their new, cultureless, history less PLASTIC NAMES! In the present day Bharath (or India as it is altered) nobody has the time to think about what we actually are & what history or civilisation or culture we posses! And, when someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!
THE REAL BHARATH PLACE NAMES should be given back to them, WHICH ARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE! The wrong done to these BHARATH PLACES should be corrected sooner than later, as it’s already late by centuries! All the people who live in OUR COUNTRY have the responsibility to RE-MAKE THE GREAT BHARATH WHICH IS THE BIRTH-RIGHT OF EVERY BHARATIYA! Madras, Bombay, Bangalore, Calcutta & a lot of other places got their real names back, one way or the other, without much difficulty. BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW! Why did the Bharatiya & Bharathas take these long centuries to even think about this & why they wasted centuries to rectify THE DAMAGE DONE BY SOME WHO NEVER KNEW WHAT BHARATH WAS, IS & WILL BE?! PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!
For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH! That is the only requirement OUR CIVILISATION/OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST BE GIVEN WHOLE-HEARTEDLY & that is the right that we should give aplenty to OUR GREAT NATION! IT IS OUR DUTY TO KEEP THE CULTURE & CIVILISATION OF BHARATH INTACT & CARRY FORWARD TO THE COMING GENERATIONS & TIME, AS NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL OR CAN KEEP THE CULTURE OF BHARATH & HAND OVER ITS GREATNESS TO THE POSTERITY! It is utter foolishness even to expect any other country in the world doing the promotion of Bharath Culture & Civilisation as it should be done as WHO ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT BHARATH IS BETTER THAN ONE WHO IS A SON OR A DAUGHTER OF OUR GREAT NATION?! Hence, it becomes the duty of any & every BHARATIYA to first understand & then promote the CULTURE & EXISTENCE OF OUR GREAT NATION BHARAT!
It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable! Hence, at the least in OUR BHARATH never let a Hindu or A Bharatiya be considered a lesser entity! As Our Bharath Culture & Civilisation is greatly indebted to Hinduism or in other words IS HINDUISM, let it be known that in Our Bharath A Hindu & A Thorough Bharatiya, at the least, should be considered equal to all other existences inside OUR BHARATH! At the least, he should not be discriminated against inside OUR BHARATH & he should be protected by all means inside OUR BHARATH! When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!
India, Delhi, Ahmedabad, Aurangabad (In memory of a religious fanatic of the Mogul Dynasty Aurangzeb-that is the so called secularism of Bharathas! World over, nobody puts the name of a sub-standard existence even to a street; hence we don't find Anguleemaal, Nero, Mussolini, Hitler, Raman Raghavan etc as street & town names; but in Bharath even such a sub-standard person's name is flattered so much that it has become the name of a district where the Word Famous Ajanta & Ellora Caves are situated!!), Allahabad, Patna, Banaras & a lot of great historical & cultural places forgot their real names in the process & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS! As Bharath became India, Indraprastha/Dhillu or Dilu became Delhi, Prayag became Allahabad, Pataliputra became Patna, Ashapalli became Ahmedabad, Kasi became Banaras & a large number of places got their new, cultureless, history less PLASTIC NAMES! In the present day Bharath (or India as it is altered) nobody has the time to think about what we actually are & what history or civilisation or culture we posses! And, when someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!
THE REAL BHARATH PLACE NAMES should be given back to them, WHICH ARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE! The wrong done to these BHARATH PLACES should be corrected sooner than later, as it’s already late by centuries! All the people who live in OUR COUNTRY have the responsibility to RE-MAKE THE GREAT BHARATH WHICH IS THE BIRTH-RIGHT OF EVERY BHARATIYA! Madras, Bombay, Bangalore, Calcutta & a lot of other places got their real names back, one way or the other, without much difficulty. BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW! Why did the Bharatiya & Bharathas take these long centuries to even think about this & why they wasted centuries to rectify THE DAMAGE DONE BY SOME WHO NEVER KNEW WHAT BHARATH WAS, IS & WILL BE?! PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!
For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH! That is the only requirement OUR CIVILISATION/OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST BE GIVEN WHOLE-HEARTEDLY & that is the right that we should give aplenty to OUR GREAT NATION! IT IS OUR DUTY TO KEEP THE CULTURE & CIVILISATION OF BHARATH INTACT & CARRY FORWARD TO THE COMING GENERATIONS & TIME, AS NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL OR CAN KEEP THE CULTURE OF BHARATH & HAND OVER ITS GREATNESS TO THE POSTERITY! It is utter foolishness even to expect any other country in the world doing the promotion of Bharath Culture & Civilisation as it should be done as WHO ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT BHARATH IS BETTER THAN ONE WHO IS A SON OR A DAUGHTER OF OUR GREAT NATION?! Hence, it becomes the duty of any & every BHARATIYA to first understand & then promote the CULTURE & EXISTENCE OF OUR GREAT NATION BHARAT!
It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable! Hence, at the least in OUR BHARATH never let a Hindu or A Bharatiya be considered a lesser entity! As Our Bharath Culture & Civilisation is greatly indebted to Hinduism or in other words IS HINDUISM, let it be known that in Our Bharath A Hindu & A Thorough Bharatiya, at the least, should be considered equal to all other existences inside OUR BHARATH! At the least, he should not be discriminated against inside OUR BHARATH & he should be protected by all means inside OUR BHARATH! When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!
Monday, July 5, 2010
SORRIES FOR THE DEAD & MORE BULLSHIT FOR THE LIVING!
Bhopal Gas Tragedy ‘struck or (made) happened in 1984’, and the people of India, including the numerous central & state governments, have continuously been fighting for JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD – A very simple number of 25000+ Only! - & THE LIVING (LIVING DEAD?!)! After more than a quarter of a century, the case has ‘come to a naught’ (KNOT!?) & Our Great Investigators are still finding (even after quarter of a century!!!) thousands of ‘skeletons in the cupboards’ of thousands of people, ‘who were not even born at the time of the MAN-MADE DISASTER’!
Peruman Rail Disaster struck more than 20 years back taking scores of lives & the expert investigating team found out that it was all due to a Tornado, which came from nowhere & disappeared ( USING A SPACE SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) just after the business it came to do! The investigation report is NOW USED AS A TEXT BOOK IN SCOTLAND YARD, AS ‘A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW STUPID AN INVESTIGATION CAN BECOME’ ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
Kashmir problem was created when Jawaharlal Nehru declared a unilateral ceasefire in the United Nations before taking back the usurped Indian Territory from our good old neighbour, Pakistan! Since then Indians have regularly been sacrificing their lives in & on Kashmir.....! A large number of investigations – READ ANALYSES!- have been spent into the ‘UNDERSTANDING OF THE KASHMIR ISSUE’ ALL THESE YEARS, all of them presenting with myriads of options! And, compensations are regularly sent to the victims of the ‘Kashmir Cause’!
Bombay Blasts of 1990s happened with scores of casualty & the loss of crores of rupees. There came Our Dear Great Investigators Of Yore & started their all-involved-all-finding mission of investigation! THEY FOUND OUT SOME THOUSANDS OF ‘VERY RELEVANT POINTS OF INFORMATION’ WHICH WERE ‘OF NO USE’! All the lost lives were never given back & THE LOST & DEAD REMAINED THE LOST & DEAD, TILL DATE!
Scores of Indians were lost in the Pak-Initiated & Promoted Kargil War. To find out the REASONS OF KARGIL, a lot of analysts & investigators have been SPENT! They got their own answers & reports & they even submitted them before the SO & SOs of the SO & SOs and OTHER SO & SOs! As a ceremony, compensations were sent to ....................(READ INNUMERABLE VICTIMS & MARTYRS!) & GROUPS OF INVESTIGATORS & ANALYSTS WERE KEPT READY FOR ANY FURTHER EVENTUALITY, 24x7!
The Indian Parliament attack was done ceremoniously by some good-intended people (From the Pak View Point!), and India lost a couple of people here as well! The investigators arrived on the scene after all the damage is done & declared that the attack was due to the negligence from the authorities, who ceremoniously & carelessly treated the warning signals (As has been happening from time immemorial in India, where all the warnings are thrown into the waste bin the very next second they are submitted and where the warning reports & warning signals are submitted or given ONLY to be thrown into the waste basket!) sent by the various intelligence agencies -who all did this stupid thing of ignoring security agency warnings, when exactly these warning reports were sent, who all are responsible for the security lapse etc are ceremoniously never told & were totally forgotten!- & the carelessness shown (BY WHOM? Is Never Mentioned!)!
Mumbai Attack (26/11) was well planned & well executed by the Pakistan-Based Forces, while India was caught off-guard once again and India lost around 200 of its precious human beings. Again the investigators appeared from nowhere & started the blame game, as usual. They pointed out what could have happened & what should have done to prevent what had already happened and what all misses & mistakes had been committed that this scale of a tragedy occurred etc! Sharp Analyses & Investigations (And of course, with the extremely valuable recommendations, suggestions etc) were done and the tragedy was swept under the carpet!
Around 50 people died @ Thekkady when the boat they travelled in the Periyar River capsized last year & the people who should have kept the life of those who come there for site-seeing & boat journey safe failed to do so & as they have done a million times DELIBERATELY FORGOT what at the least to be done to safeguard the human beings in the THEKKADY ATMOSPHERE! Swarms of Investigators landed there after the tragedy struck & found out numberless reasons from the Colour of the Water in Thekkady to the Design of the Shirt the boat driver worn on the fateful day!
Andhra Chief Minister died last year in an air plane crash of which a number of INVESTIGATIONS & ANALYSES WERE MADE! And, hundreds of reports were made qualitatively! The investigators found this, that and a million other things for the tragedy in which Andra Pradesh lost one of its greatest leaders. The great investigators also suggested some great & exquisitely intelligent measures by which ‘ANYBODY INTERESTED’ CAN SAVE ANOTHER CHIEF MINISTER ‘NEXT TIME’!
Then happened the Mangalore Aircraft Tragedy, which made all on board the ill-fated flight casualties....scores died in this tragedy too..... Sheer negligence from the authority’s side, shortness of the runway, fatal errors from the pilots & a million things were dug out by Our Dear Investigators who arrived after the tragedy! But, as usual, the Term ‘Authorities’ remained Undefined & Unnamed and the dead pilots never spoke in defense! (And the Investigators took the very next flight after their THREAD BARE ANALYSIS!)
Carlton Towers in Bangalore followed all these tragedies with great enthusiasm & there too a number of innocent persons lost their lives due to sheer negligence from the authority’s side, building owner’s side & most importantly FROM THE SIDE OF THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ‘SUPPOSEDLY CAME THERE TO RESCUE’ THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE FIRE-LIT, BURNING BUILDING! HERE TOO ‘THE SINFULLY NEGLIGENT AUTHORITIES & FIRE FIGHTERS REMAINED FACELESS & IDENTITYLESS & EVEN FIGURELESS’! Of course, Our Dear Investigators were there to find out who all erred & what could have been if that could have been THIS & this could have been THAT!
In India, Investigation (OR Scientific Analysis Of Any Disaster Happened!) means ‘thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy where losses are severe & disastrous’..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY! In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become A MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!
It is very pathetic to know that even after more than 62 years of independence India & Indians have FAILED MISERABLY TO LEARN such simple things as “Prevention is better than cure”, “A stitch in time saves nine!” etc! Any potentially problematic situation in India is always 'under consideration & analysis' when it is of common men & these "under consideration' can go on for ever & ever till eternity! And, Indians always like to learn things ONLY BY GOING THROUGH TRAGEDIES, SUFFERING LIKE ANYTHING & LOSING THINGS WHICH CAN NEVER BE COMPENSATED! It is also interesting to know that this learning lasts only for a couple of moments that THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME THING AGAIN BY GOING THROUGH ALL THE TRAGIC THINGS THEY HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH A MILLION TIMES, AGAIN!
It is really great of all the Indians that they are very thankful IF THEY GET SORRIES FOR THE DEAD - THEY ARE VERY PROFICIENT IN THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE! - as they know pretty well that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD & LOST ARE COMPENSATED BY ‘GIVING BACK THEIR LOST LIVES’& INDIANS HAVE 9 LIVES! But the only things they ardently insist on are Investigators & Investigations after every disaster! Who thinks there are no investigators in 105 crores of Indians, who can find out a million reasons for any type of tragedy?!
Peruman Rail Disaster struck more than 20 years back taking scores of lives & the expert investigating team found out that it was all due to a Tornado, which came from nowhere & disappeared ( USING A SPACE SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) just after the business it came to do! The investigation report is NOW USED AS A TEXT BOOK IN SCOTLAND YARD, AS ‘A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW STUPID AN INVESTIGATION CAN BECOME’ ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
Kashmir problem was created when Jawaharlal Nehru declared a unilateral ceasefire in the United Nations before taking back the usurped Indian Territory from our good old neighbour, Pakistan! Since then Indians have regularly been sacrificing their lives in & on Kashmir.....! A large number of investigations – READ ANALYSES!- have been spent into the ‘UNDERSTANDING OF THE KASHMIR ISSUE’ ALL THESE YEARS, all of them presenting with myriads of options! And, compensations are regularly sent to the victims of the ‘Kashmir Cause’!
Bombay Blasts of 1990s happened with scores of casualty & the loss of crores of rupees. There came Our Dear Great Investigators Of Yore & started their all-involved-all-finding mission of investigation! THEY FOUND OUT SOME THOUSANDS OF ‘VERY RELEVANT POINTS OF INFORMATION’ WHICH WERE ‘OF NO USE’! All the lost lives were never given back & THE LOST & DEAD REMAINED THE LOST & DEAD, TILL DATE!
Scores of Indians were lost in the Pak-Initiated & Promoted Kargil War. To find out the REASONS OF KARGIL, a lot of analysts & investigators have been SPENT! They got their own answers & reports & they even submitted them before the SO & SOs of the SO & SOs and OTHER SO & SOs! As a ceremony, compensations were sent to ....................(READ INNUMERABLE VICTIMS & MARTYRS!) & GROUPS OF INVESTIGATORS & ANALYSTS WERE KEPT READY FOR ANY FURTHER EVENTUALITY, 24x7!
The Indian Parliament attack was done ceremoniously by some good-intended people (From the Pak View Point!), and India lost a couple of people here as well! The investigators arrived on the scene after all the damage is done & declared that the attack was due to the negligence from the authorities, who ceremoniously & carelessly treated the warning signals (As has been happening from time immemorial in India, where all the warnings are thrown into the waste bin the very next second they are submitted and where the warning reports & warning signals are submitted or given ONLY to be thrown into the waste basket!) sent by the various intelligence agencies -who all did this stupid thing of ignoring security agency warnings, when exactly these warning reports were sent, who all are responsible for the security lapse etc are ceremoniously never told & were totally forgotten!- & the carelessness shown (BY WHOM? Is Never Mentioned!)!
Mumbai Attack (26/11) was well planned & well executed by the Pakistan-Based Forces, while India was caught off-guard once again and India lost around 200 of its precious human beings. Again the investigators appeared from nowhere & started the blame game, as usual. They pointed out what could have happened & what should have done to prevent what had already happened and what all misses & mistakes had been committed that this scale of a tragedy occurred etc! Sharp Analyses & Investigations (And of course, with the extremely valuable recommendations, suggestions etc) were done and the tragedy was swept under the carpet!
Around 50 people died @ Thekkady when the boat they travelled in the Periyar River capsized last year & the people who should have kept the life of those who come there for site-seeing & boat journey safe failed to do so & as they have done a million times DELIBERATELY FORGOT what at the least to be done to safeguard the human beings in the THEKKADY ATMOSPHERE! Swarms of Investigators landed there after the tragedy struck & found out numberless reasons from the Colour of the Water in Thekkady to the Design of the Shirt the boat driver worn on the fateful day!
Andhra Chief Minister died last year in an air plane crash of which a number of INVESTIGATIONS & ANALYSES WERE MADE! And, hundreds of reports were made qualitatively! The investigators found this, that and a million other things for the tragedy in which Andra Pradesh lost one of its greatest leaders. The great investigators also suggested some great & exquisitely intelligent measures by which ‘ANYBODY INTERESTED’ CAN SAVE ANOTHER CHIEF MINISTER ‘NEXT TIME’!
Then happened the Mangalore Aircraft Tragedy, which made all on board the ill-fated flight casualties....scores died in this tragedy too..... Sheer negligence from the authority’s side, shortness of the runway, fatal errors from the pilots & a million things were dug out by Our Dear Investigators who arrived after the tragedy! But, as usual, the Term ‘Authorities’ remained Undefined & Unnamed and the dead pilots never spoke in defense! (And the Investigators took the very next flight after their THREAD BARE ANALYSIS!)
Carlton Towers in Bangalore followed all these tragedies with great enthusiasm & there too a number of innocent persons lost their lives due to sheer negligence from the authority’s side, building owner’s side & most importantly FROM THE SIDE OF THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ‘SUPPOSEDLY CAME THERE TO RESCUE’ THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE FIRE-LIT, BURNING BUILDING! HERE TOO ‘THE SINFULLY NEGLIGENT AUTHORITIES & FIRE FIGHTERS REMAINED FACELESS & IDENTITYLESS & EVEN FIGURELESS’! Of course, Our Dear Investigators were there to find out who all erred & what could have been if that could have been THIS & this could have been THAT!
In India, Investigation (OR Scientific Analysis Of Any Disaster Happened!) means ‘thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy where losses are severe & disastrous’..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY! In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become A MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!
It is very pathetic to know that even after more than 62 years of independence India & Indians have FAILED MISERABLY TO LEARN such simple things as “Prevention is better than cure”, “A stitch in time saves nine!” etc! Any potentially problematic situation in India is always 'under consideration & analysis' when it is of common men & these "under consideration' can go on for ever & ever till eternity! And, Indians always like to learn things ONLY BY GOING THROUGH TRAGEDIES, SUFFERING LIKE ANYTHING & LOSING THINGS WHICH CAN NEVER BE COMPENSATED! It is also interesting to know that this learning lasts only for a couple of moments that THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME THING AGAIN BY GOING THROUGH ALL THE TRAGIC THINGS THEY HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH A MILLION TIMES, AGAIN!
It is really great of all the Indians that they are very thankful IF THEY GET SORRIES FOR THE DEAD - THEY ARE VERY PROFICIENT IN THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE! - as they know pretty well that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD & LOST ARE COMPENSATED BY ‘GIVING BACK THEIR LOST LIVES’& INDIANS HAVE 9 LIVES! But the only things they ardently insist on are Investigators & Investigations after every disaster! Who thinks there are no investigators in 105 crores of Indians, who can find out a million reasons for any type of tragedy?!
ANOTHER 13 OF MY QUOTES!
1) “Rainless Monsoons Will Be The Oder Of The Day If We Continue Cutting Trees Incessantly & Senselessly!”
2) “In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become a MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!”
3) “No Trees...No Rains....No Rains....No Water....No Water....No Life!”
4) YOU PLANT 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL BE DONE!
YOU PLANT 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL BE DONE!
5) “PEOPLE ‘USE DOUBTS’ AS A TOOL ‘NOT TO DO THINGS’ WHICH THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!”
6) “Life....! The simplest thing in the universe........But made complicated by the ever complicating mechanism called MIND!”
7) "When people think life is complicated it automatically becomes complex for them...And when they think its simple its simple for them...And the thought for the day and the days to come is "you decide which sort of life you want..!"
8) “Simplicity - it’s a great thing to know that life is simple.....it was and it will be...!”
9) "Quality or rather the obvious lack of it is the bane of the present generation students!"
10) "When the curriculum, teachers, universities, teaching methods & the learning environment are based/deep rooted in inefficiency, irresponsibility, lack of quality, lack of vision and a million stupidities, it would be a Himalayan Blunder to expect something Quality-Wise 'HIGH CLASS' from the present day student!"
11) "If the syllabus the college students learn is stupidly substandard, the training imparted from the colleges stupidly negative, the standard of the teachers teaching them abysmally low and the knowledge they get from education almost insignificant & out of date, how one will RAISE ONESELF to the international quality standards which today's jobseeker direct from college requires?"
12) "These 'idiots' (qualityless & unlearned students!) are fit for nothing but assume that it is their stupid right to become another Narayana Murthy or Bill Gates! These stupid monkeys try to ape 'the well-known' in any field and 'profess' THEY DREAM BIG! But these idiots never know Monkeys & Donkeys are destined to be Monkeys & Donkeys!"
13) “In India investigation means thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy, where losses are severe & disastrous..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY!”
2) “In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become a MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!”
3) “No Trees...No Rains....No Rains....No Water....No Water....No Life!”
4) YOU PLANT 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL BE DONE!
YOU PLANT 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL BE DONE!
5) “PEOPLE ‘USE DOUBTS’ AS A TOOL ‘NOT TO DO THINGS’ WHICH THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!”
6) “Life....! The simplest thing in the universe........But made complicated by the ever complicating mechanism called MIND!”
7) "When people think life is complicated it automatically becomes complex for them...And when they think its simple its simple for them...And the thought for the day and the days to come is "you decide which sort of life you want..!"
8) “Simplicity - it’s a great thing to know that life is simple.....it was and it will be...!”
9) "Quality or rather the obvious lack of it is the bane of the present generation students!"
10) "When the curriculum, teachers, universities, teaching methods & the learning environment are based/deep rooted in inefficiency, irresponsibility, lack of quality, lack of vision and a million stupidities, it would be a Himalayan Blunder to expect something Quality-Wise 'HIGH CLASS' from the present day student!"
11) "If the syllabus the college students learn is stupidly substandard, the training imparted from the colleges stupidly negative, the standard of the teachers teaching them abysmally low and the knowledge they get from education almost insignificant & out of date, how one will RAISE ONESELF to the international quality standards which today's jobseeker direct from college requires?"
12) "These 'idiots' (qualityless & unlearned students!) are fit for nothing but assume that it is their stupid right to become another Narayana Murthy or Bill Gates! These stupid monkeys try to ape 'the well-known' in any field and 'profess' THEY DREAM BIG! But these idiots never know Monkeys & Donkeys are destined to be Monkeys & Donkeys!"
13) “In India investigation means thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy, where losses are severe & disastrous..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY!”
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Nuclear Material, Indian Currency & The Fear Factor!
Whenever I get a 100, 500 or 1000 rupee note, I run to the near by CBI office & consult an expert in the currency department & force an assertion that it is not a counterfeit note! Or else, I even fear to breathe in & out and take my cup of pesticide-filled tea! And, of late, I start to tremble whenever I get or handle a note which’s denomination is 100 or more! Nothing in life I fear more than handling these notes, now a days!
I often have nightmares in which I find myself standing on a tower trying to prove that the notes I gave were not fake ones & if they were, they were not printed on the note-printing machine, which is quite common a commodity traded openly in the market & even on the footpath! But, luckily, I manage to wake up when the situation goes out of my control, when I fail to prove to those all around me in the dream that I am not a note printing machine! In the dream, the blind man always tells me that the onus is on me to prove that I am not the person who printed the note, I am not the man who bought the strictly & confidentially traded paper on which the note is printed, I am not the person who designed the so-complicated note, I am not the person who ever had an idea to print a fake note myself, I am not the man who ever wished to cheat people and one's country & ‘another hundreds of I am not the persons’! I tremble non-stop when I think of the condition in which I might fail to wake up from the nightmare!
I have heard about the persons, who all their lives fruitlessly tried to prove their innocence, behind the bars of interrogation cells! Of course, most of them didn’t have the machinery to prove they didn’t do the printing & publishing of the great art work they are supposedly have done - the Indian rupee! In life, they must have learned real time that proving a wrong assumption wrong is more difficult than proving the Mount Everest the highest point on earth, in Indian Quality Conditions!
We have to understand that it is so simple to make & distribute fake Indian currency as the trusted banking system (but it is a FACT that they never asked anyone to trust them!) too is an integral part of it, as has been proven by the seizure of crores of rupee worth fake Indian currency from a branch of a well reputed bank in north India just a year ago! And, we as Indians should be happy to know that this well reputed bank have hundreds of branches all over India that we all can have our share of fake Indian currency, as nobody in India should complain against segregation in the matter of Counterfeit Currency Handling & Circulation!
We have been told by our own governments, all these years that they have been trying hard to counter billions of dollars worth Black/Parallel Economy in India which is a creation of Our Good Old Neighbor Pakistan & Our Good Old Neighbor Prints Billions Of Indian Rupee Worth Indian Fake Currency and Distribute through their well established Indian lanes & by lanes! We, as Indians, trust our government! Our sensible government also canceled an order they had given to a western company when it came it to be known that this company was selling the machines, on which we printed our trusted currency, to our dear & trusted neighbor as well! Despite all this when a person ever gives ‘An Unknowing Fake Note' to some Mind Reader who can read the notes as well, that ‘Single Note Owner's life’ goes for a toss! From then on, for him, the Sun rises in the west & life is far miserable compared to hell! It’s interesting to note that in all these years thousands have lost their hard earned money when the Same Morally Integral Banks Tore Away or Put In The Incinerator the Fake Notes which they identified with their Sharply -Trained Eagle-Eyes! No one is given equal amount of money in return, ever, as it has been 'Considered By The Authorities Concerned' that ALL THE EVIL NOTES SHOULD BE DESTROYED MERCILESSLY & THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THEM SHOULD SUFFER INSUFFERABLY!
Just to get kicks out of it, THE EAGLE-EYED BANKS HAVE ALSO INSTALLED FAKE-CURRENCY-PROVIDING ATMs that they can effortlessly circulate fake currency to THE NON-EAGLE-EYED COMMONOR and trap him for ever when he submits the same fake notes provided by these sadists somewhere, & crucify him thread-bare! [One can prevent this situation, they say, if 1) one keeps the transaction receipt with oneself, 2) remember the Taxi cab number one travelled in - memories of Ramanujan-Hardy?! - while going to take the single fake hundred rupee note, 3) remember the colour of the underwear the sleeping ATM guard worn which sneaked out of his low-waist pants, 4) remember the number of steps - memories of Sherlock Holems-Dr.Watson?! - in front of the step-less counterfeit currency provider ATM etc!] Of course it is an interesting game where the TV channels too can play their scoops & trivia about the fake note, the fake-note submitter’s love affair, his interests & non-interests, the fake note & its philosophical angle & ‘NEWS-LIKELY PROMOTE THE BRAND OF THE ATM MACHINE’, from where the fake note ‘IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME OUT’ & THE BRAND OF THE MACHINE WHICH IDENTIFIED THE SINGLE FAKE NOTE WITH DEXTERITY!
When the Real Culprit Is/Can’t Be Found, It Has Become The Duty Of The Authorities To Nail Someone Who Does Not Have The Means & Strength To Defend himself, and make him sing like a canary! Carrying a revolver, knife, bomb, nuclear material, Indian currency etc & their use falls under the same kind of unpardonable offense, which all will be & have to be dealt with the capital punishment!! Indian currency denominations of more than Rs100, if one is bent on carrying & using them, have to be certified by a gazetted officer not less than in the rank of the governor of a state or the RBI governor! My Papa said in his days it was not dangerous to carry & use Indian currency and in those days while carrying currency they only had to fear the local thieves or the very local pick-pockets! But today a person who carries it should fear all & sundry including the police, CBI, interrogation cells & all the other sort of mechanisms & be prepared to die proving one's innocence, taking hundreds of years, as when there is suspicion in India, it means it is an established fact! And, here in India we have a well established (time-tested!) expert system & machinery which can even prove an Indian monkey is the nearest kin of a polar bear and snakes & donkeys are brothers and sisters, and they arrived from Mars & Venus, respectively!!
I often have nightmares in which I find myself standing on a tower trying to prove that the notes I gave were not fake ones & if they were, they were not printed on the note-printing machine, which is quite common a commodity traded openly in the market & even on the footpath! But, luckily, I manage to wake up when the situation goes out of my control, when I fail to prove to those all around me in the dream that I am not a note printing machine! In the dream, the blind man always tells me that the onus is on me to prove that I am not the person who printed the note, I am not the man who bought the strictly & confidentially traded paper on which the note is printed, I am not the person who designed the so-complicated note, I am not the person who ever had an idea to print a fake note myself, I am not the man who ever wished to cheat people and one's country & ‘another hundreds of I am not the persons’! I tremble non-stop when I think of the condition in which I might fail to wake up from the nightmare!
I have heard about the persons, who all their lives fruitlessly tried to prove their innocence, behind the bars of interrogation cells! Of course, most of them didn’t have the machinery to prove they didn’t do the printing & publishing of the great art work they are supposedly have done - the Indian rupee! In life, they must have learned real time that proving a wrong assumption wrong is more difficult than proving the Mount Everest the highest point on earth, in Indian Quality Conditions!
We have to understand that it is so simple to make & distribute fake Indian currency as the trusted banking system (but it is a FACT that they never asked anyone to trust them!) too is an integral part of it, as has been proven by the seizure of crores of rupee worth fake Indian currency from a branch of a well reputed bank in north India just a year ago! And, we as Indians should be happy to know that this well reputed bank have hundreds of branches all over India that we all can have our share of fake Indian currency, as nobody in India should complain against segregation in the matter of Counterfeit Currency Handling & Circulation!
We have been told by our own governments, all these years that they have been trying hard to counter billions of dollars worth Black/Parallel Economy in India which is a creation of Our Good Old Neighbor Pakistan & Our Good Old Neighbor Prints Billions Of Indian Rupee Worth Indian Fake Currency and Distribute through their well established Indian lanes & by lanes! We, as Indians, trust our government! Our sensible government also canceled an order they had given to a western company when it came it to be known that this company was selling the machines, on which we printed our trusted currency, to our dear & trusted neighbor as well! Despite all this when a person ever gives ‘An Unknowing Fake Note' to some Mind Reader who can read the notes as well, that ‘Single Note Owner's life’ goes for a toss! From then on, for him, the Sun rises in the west & life is far miserable compared to hell! It’s interesting to note that in all these years thousands have lost their hard earned money when the Same Morally Integral Banks Tore Away or Put In The Incinerator the Fake Notes which they identified with their Sharply -Trained Eagle-Eyes! No one is given equal amount of money in return, ever, as it has been 'Considered By The Authorities Concerned' that ALL THE EVIL NOTES SHOULD BE DESTROYED MERCILESSLY & THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THEM SHOULD SUFFER INSUFFERABLY!
Just to get kicks out of it, THE EAGLE-EYED BANKS HAVE ALSO INSTALLED FAKE-CURRENCY-PROVIDING ATMs that they can effortlessly circulate fake currency to THE NON-EAGLE-EYED COMMONOR and trap him for ever when he submits the same fake notes provided by these sadists somewhere, & crucify him thread-bare! [One can prevent this situation, they say, if 1) one keeps the transaction receipt with oneself, 2) remember the Taxi cab number one travelled in - memories of Ramanujan-Hardy?! - while going to take the single fake hundred rupee note, 3) remember the colour of the underwear the sleeping ATM guard worn which sneaked out of his low-waist pants, 4) remember the number of steps - memories of Sherlock Holems-Dr.Watson?! - in front of the step-less counterfeit currency provider ATM etc!] Of course it is an interesting game where the TV channels too can play their scoops & trivia about the fake note, the fake-note submitter’s love affair, his interests & non-interests, the fake note & its philosophical angle & ‘NEWS-LIKELY PROMOTE THE BRAND OF THE ATM MACHINE’, from where the fake note ‘IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME OUT’ & THE BRAND OF THE MACHINE WHICH IDENTIFIED THE SINGLE FAKE NOTE WITH DEXTERITY!
When the Real Culprit Is/Can’t Be Found, It Has Become The Duty Of The Authorities To Nail Someone Who Does Not Have The Means & Strength To Defend himself, and make him sing like a canary! Carrying a revolver, knife, bomb, nuclear material, Indian currency etc & their use falls under the same kind of unpardonable offense, which all will be & have to be dealt with the capital punishment!! Indian currency denominations of more than Rs100, if one is bent on carrying & using them, have to be certified by a gazetted officer not less than in the rank of the governor of a state or the RBI governor! My Papa said in his days it was not dangerous to carry & use Indian currency and in those days while carrying currency they only had to fear the local thieves or the very local pick-pockets! But today a person who carries it should fear all & sundry including the police, CBI, interrogation cells & all the other sort of mechanisms & be prepared to die proving one's innocence, taking hundreds of years, as when there is suspicion in India, it means it is an established fact! And, here in India we have a well established (time-tested!) expert system & machinery which can even prove an Indian monkey is the nearest kin of a polar bear and snakes & donkeys are brothers and sisters, and they arrived from Mars & Venus, respectively!!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
TWIN TOWERS, TERRORISM & THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF BANGALORE!
They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
Thursday, June 17, 2010
SUITABLE SUITS FOR SUITABLE LIFE!
When you find adulteration in rice, as you usually do, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
When you find red mud in the chili powder you bought, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are cheated by & in the education system you are in, you should file a suit to get justice!
When mobile service provider cheats you on one pretext or the other, as they usually do unpunished, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a company cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When medical treatment makes you a patient for life & cheats you, you should file a suit to get justice!
When insurance companies cheat you, giving you this reason & that, as they do often, you should file a suit to get justice!
When computer companies cheat you by giving you sub standard & extremely poor quality products charging a fortune, you should file a suit to get justice!
When trains cause you losses, as they usually do, in a million innovative ways, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a judge decides even against the Indian Constitution, and strut diligently as JUSTICE PERSONIFIED, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some hooligans gate crash into your house & beat you up just for fun, you should file a suit to get justice!
When some drunken bastards kill some sane & good morning walkers by insane driving, you should file a suit to get justice!
When your good neighbor stealthily pours boiled water onto your plants, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you are dismissed from your job for no reason of yours, you should file a suit to get justice!
When 25000 people are killed by some extremely greedy inhuman devils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one swami does something private in his private room, those who do not like it should shoot it secretly & air it that cases including rape, torture, forceful confinement & even genocide can be charged on him, that even a dead man from the Vedic Age get justice!
When nuclear & electronic waste is conveniently dumped in your courtyard by the all powerful companies & nations, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find sporadic use of baking soda in the cooked rice or something else you have from hotels, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you find out that the meat you eat is FROM THE OLD STONE AGE, you should file a suit to get justice!
When one finds that the TRICKSTERS IN THE SHARE MARKET have done something, as they have been doing for ages, due to which THE COMMONEST OF THE COMMONERS HAVE LOST MILLIONS, one should file a suit to get justice!
When the teachers do exam paper evaluation, even ever going through it & spoil thousands of students’ future, you should file a suit to get justice!
When more than MRP is charged, you should file a suit to get justice!
When political adversaries threaten you just for the kick, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the NON-PIRATED DVD/CD SELLER sells you extremely poor quality material, wrapped in attractive & glossy covering, you should file a suit to get justice!
When someone usurp your land & build a huge building there, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the police kill someone using 3rd, 4th & 5th degree methods, just to have fun & entertainment, those who are not killed should file a suit to get justice!
When an airplane crashes & kills all it's passengers due to utter negligence of the respected persons, you should file a suit to get justice (For whom-Dead passengers??)!
If someone loses life due to a malfunctioning traffic signal, those who are alive & waiting to be the next casualty should file a suit to get justice!
When the weight of the thing you purchased is less than the weight you paid for, you should file a suit to get justice!
When in bottled drinking water you find the VITAMINS & MINERALS LIKE E-COLI etc, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the Nature is destroyed for the petty interests of some social evils, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you buy a vehicle & it becomes the bane on your entire life, you should file a suit to get justice!
When you understand that you are denied justice, you should file a suit to get justice!
When the government makes the common man suffer hellishly by creating hell-like roads & infrastructures, using public money, you should file a suit to get justice!
When a cat is sold as dog & dog as cat, you should file a suit to get justice!
IN SHORT YOU SHOULD FILE A SUIT FOR THIS, THAT & EVERYTHING, TO GET JUSTICE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN FILE MILLIONS OF SUITS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME, NON STOP! PUT IT IN OTHER WORDS, REAL LIFE IS NON-STOP FILING OF SUITS, WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE RESULTS TO COME!
AND, THE ONE & ONLY PROFESSION, IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED, WHICH SHOULD BE CALLED A PROFESSION AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS THE LEGAL PROFESSION! OH MY GOD.....SHOULD WE ASSUME/UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE TO FILE ALL THESE CASES, FOR JUSTICE?! AND, EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE ARE 1500 YEARS TO LIVE – JUST TO FILE ALL THESE MILLIONS OF CASES - HOW LONG MORE WE HAVE TO LIVE TO GET THE JUDGEMENT IN ALL THESE CASES?! WOW....LONG LIVE THIS LEGAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
13 Of My Quotes For All!
1) "Intolerance, Wretchedness, Selfishness, Wickedness,
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
Greed, Stupidity and Lack of Quality
Should Never Be Tolerated,
As All These Things "FEED" Well On Tolerance!"
2) "Chess is the Royal Game Which Even A Pauper Can Play Royally!"
3) "When You Are Obsessed With Thinking, Sense That
You Are Bent On Becoming A Real Human Being!"
4) "Whenever and Wherever There Is Real & Quality Human Thought,
There Lives The Real Human Being,
Who Lives The Life As It Should Be Lived!"
5) "When insurance companies conjure up new tricks and traps as a group to squeeze the customer and make him pay the maximum and give him the least, stating everything in undecipherable way and language, no thinking eye brow is raised and no complaint registered!"
6) "When thousands come out of educational institutions, which are the founding stones of any country, inefficient, sub standard, qualitatively dumb, intelligently poor, subject wise or educationally nowhere, personally stunted and completely misfit for the society, no one is agitated!"
7) "When doctors "CURE PATIENTS FOR THE TIME BEING" and make them come back again and again for the same ailment they went for the treatment in the first place, nobody is held responsible!"
8) "The standard of modern day reporting/journalism has come down to such a low that the word (journalism!) has lost the real meaning of it!"
9) "These sorts of 'Targeting People' without having anything to back the said/stated things at all, has been a fad in the Fourth Estate for quite a long while now!"
10) "The media always ‘supported, projected, favoured, highlighted, glorified, beatified and did whatever they wished to do’ only for those who paid them, backed them in situations, had enough power and money to do whatever they wished to do, had given them patronage, had the same outlook in any situation etc.!"
11) "Media seldom stood with the common man; because, as it pretty well knows, the common man can be and should be taken for granted and he will never be in a position to pay or back the media!"
12) YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.....
When you took that decision..,
You put a very negative remark on that person..,
You ridiculed him very hard..,
And
You spoiled a human-relation!
BUT REMEMBER...........
Every coin has at least 2 sides!!!
13) When One's WALLET Becomes One's SOUL
Then, One's SOUL Becomes The Wallet's SOLE!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
THE HURT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!
When I met them for the first time they were very hurt; they kept wailing aloud...They used a particular type of loud-crier –someone else termed it loud speakers!- which helped them achieve whatever they wanted....Whenever & wherever they got hurt they used this loud-crier at the top volumes & this smart and efficient use of the loud-crier fetched whatever they wished to have; and, they got hurt quite often! Years later when I met them again they were very hurt, again....!
They kept all their body sensors like ears, eyes, noses, hands etc. working 24 hours a day that they can get HURT! These people always kept E.N.T. specialists handy every second of their lives; even inside their private toilets they kept these E.N.T. specialists ready that they never ever miss an opportunity to get themselves hurt, due to any chance-problem that may impair their capacity to feel the CHANCY HURT COMING!
They recruited additional eyes, ears, noses, hands, skins in millions that they understand when, where & how to be hurt! They participated in the EXCLUSIVE TRAINING/COACHING CLASSES WHERE EXPERTS TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO GET HURT IN THE MOST EASIEST OF THE WAYS! Some people even spent millions for the sort of exclusive training, which only a couple of trainers conducted, all over the world, where they were very secretly & cunningly taught HOW TO GET HURT MOST PUBLICLY AND GRAB THE MAXIMUM ATTENTION EVEN WHEN/WHERE THERE IS NO HURT PRESENT & MAKE THE LOUDEST OF NOISES OUT OF IT! “FEIGNING THE HURT” was the name of the rarest of the rare course they attended, spending millions!
A famous female film star of Tamilnadu said something about sex, marriage & life a couple of years ago and she was dragged, step by step, even to the highest of the courts of India, the Supreme Court Of India, by some of these Excellently Trained Hurt-People, who GOT EASILY HURT by her statement! She spent a couple of years promenading the court-corridors, spending money, time & effort, till at last she was set free by the Supreme Court, WHICH STOPPED THE HIGHLY CAPABLE & SENSITIVE HURT-STALKERS, MIDWAY!
When the Computer Companies dump their third grade, fourth grade & fifth grade computers in the Indian market, charging hefty premiums, NOBODY ACCUSES THEM SEVERELY BY THEIR COMPANY NAMES OF CHEATING PEOPLE, as everyone is dead sure that THESE 7TH GRADE COMPUTER MAKER/SELLER CHEATS MUST HAVE HAD EXCLUSIVE TRAINING IN “GETTING HURT!” The great Food Inspectors in India painstakingly & putting their lives at stake seize rotten & non usable food items from famous food joints, restaurants, hotels etc NEVER TO PUBLISIZE THE NAMES OF THESE PUBLIC CHEATERS, THINKING ABOUT THE “HURT TRAINING” THESE CRIMINALS MIGHT HAVE UNDERGONE! Of all “THE HURT PEOPLE’ “THE MOST HURT” IS RELIGIOUS FANATICS, IT IS FOUND OUT BY A SCIENTIFIC STUDY! NO OTHER GROUP OF “HURT PEOPLE” CAN IN ANY WAY IMITATE THE HURT THESE POOR FANATIC PEOPLE FEEL!
It is very interesting to know that in India a bus conductor is hurt when he is called so; a goldsmith is hurt when he is called so; a stupid is hurt when called so; a murderer is hurt & his sentiments & prestige damaged when called so; a dog is hurt when called so; bribe collecting policemen are hurt when called so; if someone very correctly says a judgement is against all the sensibilities then the judge is hurt & action is taken against that man; when a terrorist is called so he is hurt badly; when Lord Sun is accused of the simmering summer he is hurt etc......Hence, from now on, we should not "call a spade a spade!” We can call a spade anything or everything but a spade in our HURT CULTURE! Call a spade a diamond, ace, king, queen or even a joker but never a spade, as it will surely hurt the sentiments of the spades world over & hurt them irreparably!
When asked what we can do ‘not to hurt these very sensitive people’ someone told that we should HELP THEM DO WHATEVER THEY DO, EVERLASTINGLY SUFFERING WHATEVER THEY DO WITH THEIR GOOD INTENTIONS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET THEMSELVES HURT AGAIN! IT IS EVEN STATED THAT THIS IS THE WORLD OF THE HURT PEOPLE, WHERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE REQUIRED TO SACRIFICE ALL THEIR EXISTENCE FOR “THESE POOR HURT PEOPLE!”
It is quite interesting & morale boosting to know that India holds the world record for providing living spaces for the most number of HURT PEOPLE, much more than any other country in the world can dream of! We should be very proud of our status in the world rankings! But, when I met these soft feeling, soft intended, soft hurt & soft soul people the very last time, THEY WERE VERY BADLY HURT!
They kept all their body sensors like ears, eyes, noses, hands etc. working 24 hours a day that they can get HURT! These people always kept E.N.T. specialists handy every second of their lives; even inside their private toilets they kept these E.N.T. specialists ready that they never ever miss an opportunity to get themselves hurt, due to any chance-problem that may impair their capacity to feel the CHANCY HURT COMING!
They recruited additional eyes, ears, noses, hands, skins in millions that they understand when, where & how to be hurt! They participated in the EXCLUSIVE TRAINING/COACHING CLASSES WHERE EXPERTS TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO GET HURT IN THE MOST EASIEST OF THE WAYS! Some people even spent millions for the sort of exclusive training, which only a couple of trainers conducted, all over the world, where they were very secretly & cunningly taught HOW TO GET HURT MOST PUBLICLY AND GRAB THE MAXIMUM ATTENTION EVEN WHEN/WHERE THERE IS NO HURT PRESENT & MAKE THE LOUDEST OF NOISES OUT OF IT! “FEIGNING THE HURT” was the name of the rarest of the rare course they attended, spending millions!
A famous female film star of Tamilnadu said something about sex, marriage & life a couple of years ago and she was dragged, step by step, even to the highest of the courts of India, the Supreme Court Of India, by some of these Excellently Trained Hurt-People, who GOT EASILY HURT by her statement! She spent a couple of years promenading the court-corridors, spending money, time & effort, till at last she was set free by the Supreme Court, WHICH STOPPED THE HIGHLY CAPABLE & SENSITIVE HURT-STALKERS, MIDWAY!
When the Computer Companies dump their third grade, fourth grade & fifth grade computers in the Indian market, charging hefty premiums, NOBODY ACCUSES THEM SEVERELY BY THEIR COMPANY NAMES OF CHEATING PEOPLE, as everyone is dead sure that THESE 7TH GRADE COMPUTER MAKER/SELLER CHEATS MUST HAVE HAD EXCLUSIVE TRAINING IN “GETTING HURT!” The great Food Inspectors in India painstakingly & putting their lives at stake seize rotten & non usable food items from famous food joints, restaurants, hotels etc NEVER TO PUBLISIZE THE NAMES OF THESE PUBLIC CHEATERS, THINKING ABOUT THE “HURT TRAINING” THESE CRIMINALS MIGHT HAVE UNDERGONE! Of all “THE HURT PEOPLE’ “THE MOST HURT” IS RELIGIOUS FANATICS, IT IS FOUND OUT BY A SCIENTIFIC STUDY! NO OTHER GROUP OF “HURT PEOPLE” CAN IN ANY WAY IMITATE THE HURT THESE POOR FANATIC PEOPLE FEEL!
It is very interesting to know that in India a bus conductor is hurt when he is called so; a goldsmith is hurt when he is called so; a stupid is hurt when called so; a murderer is hurt & his sentiments & prestige damaged when called so; a dog is hurt when called so; bribe collecting policemen are hurt when called so; if someone very correctly says a judgement is against all the sensibilities then the judge is hurt & action is taken against that man; when a terrorist is called so he is hurt badly; when Lord Sun is accused of the simmering summer he is hurt etc......Hence, from now on, we should not "call a spade a spade!” We can call a spade anything or everything but a spade in our HURT CULTURE! Call a spade a diamond, ace, king, queen or even a joker but never a spade, as it will surely hurt the sentiments of the spades world over & hurt them irreparably!
When asked what we can do ‘not to hurt these very sensitive people’ someone told that we should HELP THEM DO WHATEVER THEY DO, EVERLASTINGLY SUFFERING WHATEVER THEY DO WITH THEIR GOOD INTENTIONS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET THEMSELVES HURT AGAIN! IT IS EVEN STATED THAT THIS IS THE WORLD OF THE HURT PEOPLE, WHERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE REQUIRED TO SACRIFICE ALL THEIR EXISTENCE FOR “THESE POOR HURT PEOPLE!”
It is quite interesting & morale boosting to know that India holds the world record for providing living spaces for the most number of HURT PEOPLE, much more than any other country in the world can dream of! We should be very proud of our status in the world rankings! But, when I met these soft feeling, soft intended, soft hurt & soft soul people the very last time, THEY WERE VERY BADLY HURT!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!
From Rupert Murdock to local news goons, everyone has embraced sleaze, day in & day out to further their interests, careers & businesses, all these decades of Knowledge Information Storms! They have sung the song “TU SLEAZE BADI HAI MAST MAST!” with all their souls involved & submerged in the perfect and unconditional devotion to this PIOUS WORD! People even created sentences like “With Great Sleaze Comes Great Readership/Viewership!” etc. Those people who had all the riches in their lives thanks to Lord Sleaze even Erected temples & churches in the Name of Holy Sleaze! And, sleaze became the rage of this era and the era came to be known in the history books as the ERA of SLEAZE or SLEAZE ERA!
New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!
They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!
Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!
When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!
Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!
New News Papers & News Channels ( or NEWS CANALS?!) which started with much fanfare proclaiming to offer News & Reports of good quality and accused all other existing News Papers & Channels ‘Sleaze Sellers’, soon turned to be SLEAZE PERSONIFIED, when they understood IT IS NOT KALIYUG but SLEAZEYUG! They started Page 3, Page 4, Page Sleaze etc. where they displayed sleaze in sleazy methods & angles! They made the public believe that Reading Sleaze is the ‘be all & end all’ of reading newspapers! The channels made their sleaze by having vulgar-clad hosts & anchors who rubbished out the worst of quality! They aired programmes like Miss Sleaze Universe, Miss Sleaze World, Mr. Sleaze Singer of the Year, Mr. Sleaze Unlimited, Mr. Sleaze’s Marriage Celebration, Ms. Sleaze’s Swayamvar etc! They made people understand what is sleaze is what is quality!
They produced quality programmes like “What Colour Her Undergarment Is?!”, The First Time She Talked ABOUT THAT!”, “Is It She in the Undergarment?-Exclusive!”, “Did His Undergarment Say Anything About the Female in his Life?-Exclusive!”, “Was It His or Hers?-Exclusive!”, “Find Out Who’s is THIS?-A Detective Story!”, “Does The Size Really Matters?-A Market Survey!”, “The Story of IT, When IT was not there-A Scientific Serial!”, etc! TRPs, Readership, Viewership and all sky rocketed & as it is known “all is well that ends well or Ends in the Sleaze Well, as is the SLEAZEYUG TAKE!” The Fourth Estate & the Channel People even opened special sections for collecting sleaze of various kinds! Exclusive Sleaze Shooting/Collecting Teams with Pin-Hole, Hi-tech cameras etc were employed with extremely decent pay packages! Some of those in the Sleaze Business even closed all the other sections of their news papers & channels and dedicated all the recourses at their disposal in the development of the one & only department they wish to have-the Sleaze Department! It is even rumoured that even the mighty 007 was, in the beginning, a sleaze collector of some media firms!
Some people wonder “What happened to the Censor Board, which is the supposed regulatory body for Sleaze Control!” Sensible people even think aloud that it is those people who televised the sleazy things should be penalised as it is immoral things’ public exhibition, though the word ‘immoral’ is an extremely relative term! One should always politely think about our great Morality Code Jockeys & Creators! It is amusing to note that the Code Jockeys & Creators of a particular time have always been great till it is their time to answer questions from the New Generation of Code Jockeys & Creators! Hence, we can sum up MORALITY AS SOMETHING WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ALL OTHERS & NEVER EXISTED FOR ONESELF!
When one Swamy’s bedroom was illicitly/illegally/stealthily scanned by the Sleaze Maniacs & they found the so-called Secret of the Swamy’s Act, those who aired the illicitly/illegally shot video of the Private Moments of Swamy (Of course what was done was done not in public but in private, enclosure room BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED IMMORAL PUBLIC CONCENTRATION DEVIATION BY THE MORAL CODE CREATORS!) should have thought whether it is in good taste to air the piece of sleaze provided & SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE SENSE NOT TO AIR IT! Having sex has never been an illegal act, provided the participants attain certain age (This too changes from time to time & country to country!) & it is with mutual consent. No Great Moral Pandit or Code Creator thought why should one’s personal life to be scanned & exhibited without one’s permission etc!
Abstinence from physical pleasures has never been a pre-requisite for SWAMIDOM, from time immemorial! What Swamy did or supposed to have done never comes under the ambit of public interest; it is strictly personal! If what the Swamy has done comes under the ambit of public interest, let sleaze seeking people put cameras in every one’s bedroom –if not possible let us put the cameras in every person known to the public, at the least!- & air the material found, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST & CURIOSITY! Let us implant scanners in the brain to see & telecast what sleazy material the well known people cherish in their brains to spank them & if possible crucify them, IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC INTEREST! It should have been a huge relief for those Swamies of yester years that in those days there were no pin-hole cameras, hi-tech cameras, stings & most importantly, a WELL UNDEFINED PUBLIC INTEREST! Otherwise, the people in those times should have been forced to listen to thousands of stories, scoops, flash news, breaking news & all other sorts of Sleaze Material News and in one of which they must have seen the Great Sage Viswamitra resigning from his position after some EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, WHO ARE THE WATCH DOGS OF PUBLIC INTEREST, THROWING STONES AT HIS PARNASALA, AFTER WATCHING THE STING AIRED BY A SLEAZE CHANNEL IN WHICH A VISWAMITRA LOOK- ALIKE WAS FOUND IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A MENAKA LOOK- ALIKE!
Friday, April 2, 2010
EQUA LITY & THE 33% REVOLUTION!
All these days we have been continuously bombarded with the word EQUALITY! Sometimes, we even doubted whether we have unknowingly moved back to the times of the French Revolution! Everyone has become a subject expert & whatever one says has become the ultimate truth! Women, of all ages, levels, professions & of all standards have at the top of their voices screamed EQUALITY! Media trumpeted EQUALITY TO WOMEN...! Political godfathers & parties pained to prove themselves as the SAVIOURS OF THE WOMEN FOLK of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! They were trumpeted as the SAVIOUR, these POOR, HAPLESS CREATURES HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE MILLENIA! But, someone kept wailing at the Wailing Wall for HIM to come!
The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!
People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!
What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!
It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!
Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!
The POWERS THAT BE strived night & day to push the Reservation Bill & get it passed somehow, by hook or by crook! They burned midnight oil- at these times of oil price hikes!-to reach the ULTIMATE & ALL PURGING POINT OF FEMALE EQUALITY & EMANCIPATION! 33% reservation for women in the Indian Parliament became the Be All & End All of their existence! They screamed all over the media about the NEVER BEFORE BENEFITS POOR WOMEN FOLK WILL ENJOY JUST AFTER THIS 33% & THE EQUALITY THEY WILL ENJOY THE VERY NEXT MOMENT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT PASSED THE 33% RESERVATION BILL! The experts wrote SERIAL ESSAYS in the news papers & magazines... the TV channels spent more than enough time to DISCUSS (Remember they never SHOTPUT or JAVELIN...THANK GOD!) the VARIOUS ANGLES OF EQUALITY & SOCIAL CHANGES THIS 33% EQUALITY BRINGS!
People find it easy to forget that there has never been such a thing as EQUALITY in Human History... And, more than anything else the word itself had been a misnomer of a thing which never ever existed on the surface of this earth! As, some intelligent mind has found out “It is some sort of a game (the Equality Game! – in which Blindfolded People Try To Catch A Non-Existent Black Cat, Inside a Dark Room!”) where people try to find THIS GREAT THING CALLED EQUALITY! The elected lions & lionesses of the Indian Parliament find themselves head over heel on this VERY SIGNIFICANT SOLE-ULTIMATE-MATTER IN THEIR EXISTENCE! They daily involve in their Word- Spitting-Competitions and then declare someone among them as the WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY & rest for the day to come out again the very next day with full vigour & vitality to participate in the game again that SOMEDAY WILL BE THEIRS and their photographs will be printed out with the Greatest of all Tags for a Parliamentarian – THE WORD-SPITTING-CHAMPION-OF THE DAY!
What the present day Indian Public is witnessing -& at the same time they don’t understand too- is the near total destruction or sabotage of the entire system by the Present Day Elected Lions & Lionesses – supposing that we have a system at all!- as it is existing today, TO HAVE SOME JAI HOs while they slumber in their mansions & luxury vehicles; nothing more than that! Sabotaging the present system means taking back the system to where it all started thousands of years ago... that means BACK TO SQUARE ‘O!’ When this 33% of reservation is implemented, what will be the quality of the women who fill all the other positions, other than the gradually attained female parliamentary positions of the present? What sort of knowledge will they have to execute the responsibility they will be trusted with? Will they be able to do justice to the duty which will be entrusted upon them? Nobody thinks what will happen to a house which never had a foundation, leave alone strong foundation!? When the result of their action start to come out who will be those who will suffer & bear, as these people will be highly inefficient & incapable of driving an 8-Horse Chariot, as they never had the opportunity to even travel on a horse back! Of course, they will surely be controlled by the men folk who have the reins tightly in their hands & they will make these 33% do whatever they like to do. What we as Indians have to understand is that WE, THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME ARE GOING TO SUFFER & SUFFER LIKE ANYTHING for an effort which might bear fruits someday in far distant future! IS IT SENSIBLE THAT WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES- THE PRESENT GENERATION & A COUPLE OF GENERATIONS TO COME- JUST TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES, knowing fully well that WE HAVE JUST ONLY ONE CHANCE TO LIVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH?!
It is high time we start thinking whether it is worth We, the present of India, sacrifice ourselves on the altar of insensibility, moral sub-standardness, brainlessness, political tunnel vision & a million other stupid things to SOMETIME GET 33% EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!? What we are allowing to happen, keeping ourselves mum, is something which will further the degradation of the existing political & governmental systems & make all the Indians suffer 24/7, without segregating men & women! Then the suffering won’t be 33%, it will be a wholesome 100% for all! And, we forget senselessly that buckets can’t be equal to brooms, apples can’t be equal to oranges, cars can’t be equal to helicopters & Jupiter can’t be equal to the Sun! We try to forget that what we are trying to do here is trashing buckets to shape them as televisions & melting a newspaper to make a water holding beautiful cup! And of course, we are trying to make Iddalies as Masala Dosais and Chappaties as Curries! The thinkers of the 33% Equality don’t like the idea or fact that, from Time Immemorial, sands were never waters or trees the birds in the skies! If these 33% Equality People wish to be named in the History as Visionaries and Be Thought of as Developers of Modern 33% Equality, it is always better for them to take time to understand that India is a country where one of the earliest of civilizations originated & has been growing without any pause or break and it is where most of the things Cultured Human Beings Stand for in the Present including Mathematics, Science , Astronomy, Ayurveda, Mind Studies, Yoga etc. started breathing real life thousands of years ago. Let them think whether our culture teaches us to pull a faster one to catapult our ego to establish ourselves as False Prophets of False & Non Existent Gender Equality or not?! In India, where no revolution has taken place till date & even evolutions have taken the longest of time periods, it seems highly suspicious that someone takes the fastest steps to give life to this 33% Revolution!
Some day we will read, if things are altered as these 33% Revolutionaries wish to do, an altered Mahabharata where Lady Krishna will tell Lady Arjuna to fight Lady Duryodhan & Other Ladies for Dharam/Dharma; or else we will see Lady Kunti single-handedly fighting the entire Kaurav Ladies and defeating them in the Mahabharata War! If the 33% Revolutionaries succeed, we will also see a Lady Vyasa writing a Lady Ramayana & a Lady Aryabatta finding out some mind boggling mathematical & astronomical novelties! We will even find A Lady Vikramaditya becoming the founder of A 33% Lady Maurya Empire! It will be a TOTAL or 33% LADIFICATION of Everything to do justice to the womenfolk who vanished from this Earth thousands of years ago! All these at the least 33% Equality, though someone will call it a FALSE EUNUCH EQUALITY, will be a 33% COMPENSATION for all the difficulties, problems & segregation womenfolk has supposedly suffered all over the world, all over the millennia! It is going to be written in the golden letters that THIS 33% EQUALITY IS THE FIND OF THE INSATIABLE & ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT OF THE LADY INDIAN CULTURE WHERE THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS 33% EQUAL!
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