Why The Indians Don't Have Gold @ Olympics?!

Indians are never greedy, never self centered, never after everybody else, never pushy, never intolerant, never animalistic etc.......! They are just Indians, who have limited ambitions, limited dreams, limited egos, limited aggressiveness etc...! And, they are a satisfied lot...satisfied in ‘what (ever)’ they have!

For them participation is the most important thing; and, that is true in the matter of the officials & the sports machine runners of the Satisfied Country India, as well! They are all just there to be a part of the Great Things From Olympia, as they are NOT SELFISH ENOUGH to topple the apple carts of the western countries, who have got whatever they have – or they suppose to have or made themselves believe that they had all their civilisation coming from Greek & Rome!- from the Mount Olympus; and, its their Games -Olympic Games!

We don’t want to be the party spoilers of the western countries which think, act & breath Olympics as it is their Own Games & we don’t have any other duty there other than HAVE A FRIENDLY PARTICIPATION & say we definitely came to your own games & never upset you that we never ever even thought of winning a gold medal which would have been an insult to the guardians of the Olympic Torch, i.e. Western Countries, which have benevolently invited us into Their Games as a good will gesture!  

It is a fact that the moral science teacher has told & taught “We should not covet other’s things!”, a million times that Raju, Pappu & Shambu never even thought of grabbing a couple of Gold Medals from the All Friendly & Magnanimous Westerners, who Graciously invited us to participate in their family games, as they have got full marks, a couple of times, in Moral Science (And, it was ONLY in moral science they got FULL MARKS, ever!)! Hence, we did our part in style, as our hero wood cutter who ONLY took his own wooden axe when the goddess tempted him with gold, platinum, titanium axes, by ONLY taking silver & bronze medals as a genuine friendly gesture, never upsetting the Invitee West!

And, after all, why should we go for gold &prove ourselves greedy as we are the nation which has the Lion’s Share of gold in our domestic lockers?! For thousands of years, we, the People of Bharath Varsh, have been amassing gold bit by bit, thola by thola, gram by gram, grain by grain from every nook & corner of the world that by now it has become the GOLDEST NATION in the world! All the temples, the bank lockers, underground cellars, Indians’ unaccounted foreign gold account suitcases & even the tiniest unregistered family’s cupboard secret chambers of this Goldest Nation have been filled with gold! Though its been wrongly named as a ‘developing nation’ by the Illiterate Rating Agencies of the western countries, ‘India is the richest nation in the world’ has been in the common knowledge domain all these millennia that various avarice & greedy rulers attacked & tried to loot it all these millennia, non stop, the last one ‘OFFICIALLY’ being the empire where the Sun never set!

 

It is a common knowledge that even the beggars of this so called Developing Nation are having gold accounts with the International Gold Banks, which never reveal the identity of the beggars who have accounts in their Gold Banks due to the ‘Secret Policy Act’ or ‘Non-Disclosure-Beggar-Act’ they themselves created & the Indian Governments all these years have been tacitly supporting & feigning ignorance about! The rumour that ONCE UPON A TIME Chandrasekhar Government at the centre pledged all our gold to sustain our economy was just another gimmick that was BRILLIANTLY APPLIED by ‘the powers that be’ of that time to trick the envious neighbours –Pakistan & China are sometimes referred to as ‘Neighbours’ in Our Goldest Nation’s political jargon! - who were waiting to pounce on us –The Goldest Nation Of The World!- to make the maximum out of the then existing situations of gold! 

One should not also forget the fact that India Should Be The ‘ONLY’ Nation where billions of dollars worth loans are given taking gold as the pledge & in this type of Loan Disposal Looting (LDL) – ‘THEY’ call it business, which is as lawful as Law itself in the Goldest Country! - all the Gold Loan Providers (The Disguised Gold Thugs & Highwaymen who come with the highest degrees in the Gold Looting Technologies, provided by the various Gold Looting Training Universities of the Gold Looters’ World!) have been laughing all their way to the Gold Banks -inside & outside the Goldest Country!- all these years! Those who ‘Rated’ the country ‘Developing’ Must Be THAT MUCH FOOLISH & IGNORANT to rate such a GOLDEN COUNTRY ‘Developing’!

 

We, despite being polite to the Outside Ignorant World in the matter of Gold Amassing, as far as Olympics are concerned, never rest in peace inside Our Goldest Country in the matter of making some Fast Gold Bucks! From the All Knowing & Omnipresent Politician to the nothing knowing commonest of the common man are participating aggressively & with all the sort of ‘Olympic Preparation (‘Spirit’ some call the same!)’ in the Wild Gold Chase conducted all over our Goldest Country, from the ward level to the national level! The Wild Gold Chase has been Our National Game since the so called Independence in the year 1947! And, Our Goldest Country has ‘Invented’ a unique form of Wild Gold Chase for Our Country which IS christened Democratic Wild Gold Chase (‘DWGC’ not ‘CWG’!)! And, ofcourse, we the Goldest Democratic Country has got a very exclusive patent from the All World Gold Looting Association, which is the sole authority to issue such a patent!

Our MADE IN INDIA ‘Who Is Who’ masterly & artistically carried away 72000 Crore from the taxes squeezed from the so called ‘Perennial Common Man (PCM)’ to Buy Some Gold for the enhancement of public life & system, which both mean ‘Common Man Of India’! Ofcourse, we all truly believe that all these things were done in the best interest of the common man as ‘Who Does Not Know That The 40% Of The Golden Indian Population, Which The Stupid & Ignorant Call ‘BELOW THE POVERTY LINE’, can have ‘a gold coin each’ for their break fast, lunch & dinner?!’

 

All the funds RAISED FROM THE IGNORANT PERENNIAL COMMON MAN for the purpose of preparing our athletes –Common Man’s Athletes!- to Compete Effectively &Collect Some Gold Medals in the international competitions have masterly been siphoned off by the Licensed Gold Looters of Our Golden Country -The Made In India brand!- to buy some gold for themselves, under various heads, as THEY knew INDIA & INDIANS SHOULD NOT BE GREEDY IN THE MATTER OF GOLD OR GOLD MEDALS, AS INDIA IS THE ONE & ONLY GOLD SUFFICIENT NATION, FROM TIME IMMEMORIAL! 

Vouchers were made in such a fashion from the school level to the university level & from university level to state & national levels that all the Funds For Gold or Gold Medal Generation at the International Events, created Out Of The Life Of The Perennial Common Man, just vanished into ‘thin air’ created by the Certified, Registered & Qualified ‘Made In India’ Gold Looters, who are efficiently supported by the All Powerful Hawks positioned @ all the vantage points of Our Democratic Golden Country!

Hence, ‘Our Fund & Visionary Guidance Starved Athletes’ –Common Man’s Athletes!- go to the international sporting scene & come back SINGING ‘the Gold Plated Tune (GPT)’ the Gold Looters have taught them successfully-  “Participation Is The Ultimate Mantra Of Sports; Nothing Else Matters!” ‘The Certified & Registered Democratic Gold Looters of Made In India Brand’ accompany Our Poor & Poorly Funded Athletes to all the international events they participate (Again Using The Money Of The Perennial Common Man!) in various forms such as Officials, Managers, Officials Of The Officials, Managers Of The Managers, Representatives Of Various Sports’ Organisations Of The Golden Country, Guest Of Honour Of The Inter Continental Committee Of Sports & Games (Ward Level!), Sweepers Of The Official Toilets Of Various Panchayath & District Sports Councils and Olympic, Galactic & Inter Galactic Sports & Games Promotion Committees etc! And, they also never forget to make ‘their expert statements’ on the various aspects of the stellar performance in sports & games & dish out ‘their expert advice’ to the ‘Lost Athletes & Sports Persons’, non stop! 

Now, it is time again –as has been happening all these years after ‘Our Golden Independence!’ – for the Perennial Common Man to contribute generously in Thousands Of Crores to Help India & Indians Win Some Gold Medals in the coming Olympics @ Rio! And, it is time again for ‘the Perennial Gold Looters Of Made In India Brand’ to start new, stylish & innovative ways to funnel out the GOLD THE PERENNIAL COMMON MAN IS GOING TO INVEST, without anybody else knowing! LET US, THE COMMON MEN OF THE DEMOCRATIC GOLDEN COUNTRY, KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED & OUTSMART THE GOLD LOOTERS OF MADE IN INDIA BRAND IN ‘THE WILD GOLD CHASE’ THAT WE GATHER SOME GOLD MEDALS IN OUR NEXT INTERNATIONAL OUTING & THE OLYMPICS @ RIO!

COMMON MAN – GOD OF ALL THINGS!

For all the questions like “Who created GOD?!”, “Who created LAW?!”, “Who created Science & Mathematics?!”, “Who created Arts & Literature?!”, “Who created many a system including Judiciary?!”, “Who created Governments?!”, Who created Law Enforcement Agencies?!”, “Who created Trade & Business?!”, “Who created Tax Departments?!” & “Who Maintains All These Myriad Systems?!”, only one answer is there – MAN......THE COMMON MAN!

When a god or place of worship is built, it is the common man who does all the things required for all these things; he is the one who regularises his visits to the temple or shrine, pays his respects with money & all the sorts of offerings, hence becoming the GOD OF GODS! It is his contributions the gods have been thriving on all over the world, all over the millennia, despite never showing any gratitude to these CREATORS & MAINTAINERS OF GODS! Same happened with Science as well, as it exploded into a million nuclear fissions & fusions, eliminating millions of GODS OF ALL THINGS – ‘THANKLESS CREATED’!

When LAW was created, it was for the common man & HE was the one who spent centuries to maintain it on the surface of the Earth, giving away all HIS wealth & life! To maintain LAW on the Earth HE suffered like anything; suffered the heavily biased, ignorant, selfish, arrogant judges throughout the centuries, without ever complaining (Nobody was there to listen to the genuine complaints was another matter!)! When HE is faced with some existential problems, HE regularly approached one of the created, LAW, to get HIMSELF out of the problems; LAW –in the form of EON CONSUMING LAWYERS, MILLENIA CONSUMING PROCEDURES, AGES PONDERING JUDGES & others!- consumed whatever THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS have/had including the precious life time to make HIM reach nowhere! The Law Enforcement Agencies HE created took whatever HE has/had & pretended like doing something, eternally!

When the governments of all the ages including the present ones, created & maintained by THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS, did everything they can to make the common man’s life a living hell, THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS never even uttered a mute-word! Sometimes it also happened that THE LAW, living ONLY on what HE has/had given, would order THE GOVERNMENT, which is ALSO LIVING SOLELY ON HIM, to compensate for the things HE suffered; then THE GOVERNMENT will gleefully give HIM a mite of what HE HIMSELF has given immensely to maintain THE GOVERNMENT! To reach this point, which happens only in one billionth of an occasion, HE would have to spend truckloads of whatever is left after giving away most of the things in his life to maintain THE SAME SYSTEMS, which he is presently involved with, ie governments, courts etc!

THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS kept spending all their lives maintaining the creations they created dutifully! When the Tax Departments were formed HE spent all HIS life maintaining them, like HE maintained God, Law & Governments, forgetful of the fact that the Creators & Maintainers have become the eternal sufferers at the hands of the created & maintained! Despite providing for the existence of the Tax Department generations-long from HIS pocket, HE also has to suffer at the hands of HIS creation all HIS life; but to HIS surprise what HIS creation – Tax Department – uses to torment him with is the same things HE has given to it, while creating & maintaining it! NEVER COMPLAINING ‘HE’ RUNS THE SHOW, GIVING AWAY GENERATIONS OF HIS LIFE!

HE, THE GOD OF ALL THINGS, never understands that life is a circle –ofcourse made & maintained by HIM!- & ‘it’s ONLY what HE gives forth in abundance comes back ONLY in trickles’ and that too ONLY IF HE is immensely lucky & long-living! And, HE never knows it is something like HE gives away a billion dollars & gets back a pence, ONLY IF HE is extremely fortunate & lives longer than most people do etc! HE longingly & wishfully thinks that one day THE CREATED would take care of THE CREATOR, without knowing that those days won’t ever come, as the created ones are or were never in a state to KNOW THEIR CREATOR! THESE GODS OF ALL THINGS have become like the gods they created – dumb, mute, silent, immobile, inactive, inefficient witnesses to everything but helpless & suffering and more over LIFELESS EXISTENCES!

ON INSURANCE, TAX, LOAN, INSURANCE COMPANIES, BANKS, INDIANS etc!

It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is genarally reffered to as the Spring of insurance in India!

The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!

The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!

What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!

The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!

GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!

IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!

A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!

The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!

FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!