Finding One’s Long Lost Ambani Brother!

It’s always amazing & dreamlike to find out ‘one fine morning’ that one of the BIGGEST business magnates in the country is your Loooooong Lost (‘How Long?’ that I don’t know, for sure!) Brother! And, when you find that out, by sheer chance -AS IT HAPPENED TO ME!- the other one too becomes your brother -Here, Mukesh Ambani!- & you AUTOMATICALLY qualifies for the immense wealth these brothers amassed, ‘as a brother’!

All those things of yester year cinema – like finding one’s long lost brother with the sighting of a black mole/mark under his buttocks when the long lost brothers fight & ‘ACCIDENTLY’ tear the trousers just EXACTLY above the much hidden mole/mark or remembering the 10 line song/lullaby which the mother sang when the brothers were @ the incredibly ‘comprehending age’ of ‘BARELY’1 & 2 years are pass & it’s the era of new generation movies where the long lost ones find each other using SMS contests, ‘FREE’ talk time offers etc!

That’s what I found out one fine morning, 19-04-14 to be exact! And, who can fathom the great joy of a brother (Me!) finding out a long lost brother & getting another long lost brother FOR FREE! It also dawned on me that the ‘FREE’ offers we, the poor brother Indians, have been bombarded with, all across the width & breadth of the country, is nothing but ‘the Great Helping Hand Technique’ offered by our dear long lost ‘BIG’ brothers to find our long lost ‘BIG’ brothers!

When I landed ‘back’ in Bangalore on 19-04-14 & when I switched my mobile back to life I got a message from my service provider! I give it here EXACTLY as I got it!

[Message]

Hi, I had tried

calling you at 12.42

pm 18 APR

:: Reliance

[ Sender ]

01401359128

[ Time ]

19.04.14 08:52am

For a moment my heart was leaping with joy & soft emotions thinking about my VERY CARING service provider or rather SHOULD I call him My Service Brother who, the very moment I came back, INFORMED me about the CARE He has for me with the above given message!

As I remembered Buddha & his teachings, I reduced my emotions & started to think about the ‘Brotherly Message’! Then, when I searched further in my message box, to my surprise, I found another message in my mobile phone which shattered My Concept Of Brotherly Love; I give that heart shattering message ‘too’ here, with a BrOkeN hEaRt: 

[Message]

You have been

successfully

subscribed to Missed

Call Alert service for

Rs.30.00 for 30

days .To

Unsubscribe, SMS

to

51234.Reliance.

[ Sender ]

51234

[ Time ]

15.04.14 12:13pm

I realized, I ‘NEVER’ sent a subscription message or asked to activate this ‘GREAT & WONDERFUL’ service! And, I also remembered I had fought against this sort of ‘CHEATING’ earlier, as well, and posted some of them in ‘Complaint Box India’ (Group - Orkut) & ‘Indian Complaint Box’ (www.indiancomplaint box.blogspot.com), a couple of years back! I painfully understood that These ‘TRICKSTER BROTHERS’ Have Been Continuing With Their Large Number Of ‘CHEATING TRICKS’, all these years, ‘unabated’!

And, I remembered it is the same brother who ‘monthly’ sends me ‘WARNING’ MESSAGES, without fail; I provide here one of the ‘THREATNING’ MESSAGES I get every month from My Ambani Brother:

[Message]

Dear Customer

please pay your

Netconnect Bill due

of Rs.......  today

to avoid late

payment of Rs100

or 2.5%

charges.Kindly

ignore if paid.RCOM

[ Sender ]

RM-Reliance

[ Time ]

27.03.14 09:12am

Here, the BIG Brother ‘THREATENS’ to collect Rs 100 or 2.5% (Whichever is HIGHER!!) ‘if’ I fail to pay by the pay by date! Is TRAI Mama aware of this ‘30% penalty’ (Or ‘SHOULD’ we call it ‘LOOT’?!) imposed on the small & smaller brothers when billions worth assets of Indians and small &smaller Indian brothers are compromised (Read LOOTED!) for the sake of BIGGER BROTHERS, all across India, all these decades of FREEDOM?!

And, it is interesting to know that for the last 6 years or so I have been paying WHATEVER my dear Ambani Brother has been asking DESPITE I GETTING 00.001kpbs more often than NOT for a connection I took, FOOLED BY the offer & marketing (Read ‘CHEATING’!) technique which trumpeted UPTO 114kpbs!!! One SHOULD try to understand the patience levels I have @ present due to the AMBANI ‘UPTO’ PATIENCE TRAINING METHOD (AUPTM!) which got introduced into my life by this 00.001kpbs Wonderful Device (Data Card!), though I regularly, NON STOP, call My Ambani Brother Names!!

By collecting rupees 10s, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 100s etc, ‘slyly’ ,these BIG Brothers, all over India, all over these decades of Mobile Revolution, under the All Seeing ‘Sleeping’ Eyes of TRAI Mama, SHOULD HAVE AMASSED A GREAT FORTUNE, without anybody other than TRAI Mama noticing! (Millions SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOTED in this way, ‘MONTHLY’, i.e. ‘Rs 30 or 50 or 100 or 200 x millions of customers’, in the names of ‘UNSUBSCRIBED’ Caller Tune Installation, Missed Call Alert, Miscalculation, Plan Modification, Simply Charging For Nothing or Simple Adding & millions of other Innovative Cheating Methods or ICMs – WE SHOULD CALL IT THE ‘GREAT INDIAN MOBILE ROBBERY’!) Definitely, the ‘Who Is Who’ of the TRAI Mama Circle (TRAI-MC!) SHOULD HAVE GOT THEIR POUND OF ‘FIP Flesh’ that they keep their eternal quietness intact! After all, it’s Independent India where the ‘Special Every One’ has the Constitutional Right to be eternally silent though they are paid  (We, the ignorant common people, call it ‘Government Salaries’!) by the taxes paid by the FIP (Free & Independent People – Since 1947, August 15!) of India to Raise Their Voice against injustice happening in their fields of action!  

Another piece of great & wonderful piece of information that emerged out of all these ‘Long Lost Brother Finding Programs’ is that ‘Looting Is NOT Looting When A Brother Loots Another’, after all we, all Indians, are brothers! It’s all about one brother looting the other….And, of course, the BIGGER ones can loot the smaller ones, as are the rules in the Family Book Of Looting The Brothers! It is clearly stated in the Statutory Rule Book Of Brother Looting –which is always with the ‘Always Sleeping’ TRAI Mama- that the Powerful brothers can SHAMELESSLY LOOT the less powerful ones as ‘it’s ONLY the Fittest Looter (Brother) survives!’

And, TRAI Mama is always JUST! Though HE sleeps all the time IN FAVOUR OF THE BIG BROTHERS’ LOOTING, He is as JUST as the God Yamadharma!  After all He sleeps according to the Rule Book of Brother Looting where it’s been clearly writen in ‘undecipherable’ words that Big Brother has the right to loot the small or smaller brothers 24/7, and, that’s ‘a’ truth, which is self evident in FIP’s India!

When we see all these LOOT happening, in front of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ Our Dear ‘TRAI’ Uncle (Or We, Indians, call Mamasree!), who is ‘supposed to control’ all these ‘Brotherly Looting’, I think, it is NOT stupid to assume that the ‘Sleeping Beauty TRAI Mama’ is the reincarnation of ‘Sakuni Mama’ of Mahabharat fame or He is the Modern Day ‘Sakuni Mama’, favoring the Kaurav Brothers, ALWAYS! Who doesn’t know that the Sleeping Mamas ALWAYS favoured the Kaurav Brothers?!

BUT, it is a great thought that day in & day out the 1 billion+ great people of India, in their thousands, would be finding out Their Long Lost Ambani Brothers, non stop! And, it’s another wonderful thought that some of them would ‘EVEN’ be finding out their ‘Own’ Long Lost Mittal (Of Airtel Bharati!) Brothers, Birla Brothers & Other Brothers, as well! What IS the difference but in the names, as all Indians, at the least, by now, must have come to know that all Indians are BROTHERS (& NOT Bothers!)  & clearly understood what they had learned in their ‘ill furnished class rooms’ from their ‘well qualified ignorant teachers’ that “All Indians Are My Sisters & Brothers” IS true! But, one can’t be that sure if there, in the 1+ billion brothers available for an average Indian, some are ‘MORE’ BROTHER THAN THE OTHER or NOT?!

Anyway, it’s a SOOTHING & WONDERFUL THOUGHT that , in this country of a billion FIP –where more than 30% the So Called ‘Free & Independent’ People (That would be between 30 & 40 crores of ‘Free & Independent’ People or FIP!) are BELOW THE POVERTY LINE –Despite adding Ocean Full of water to the Real Poverty Line Reports/Records (RPLRs!)!- thousands of people ‘WAKE UP EVERY DAY’ to find out a LONG LOST Ambani or Mittal or Ruia or Birla Big Brother (‘Bhaiyya’-we, FIP, call in Our Rashtra Bhasha Hindi!), under the ‘EVER SLEEPING’ Watchful Eyes of TRAI Mama &TRAI-MC! O What An Idea, Ambaniji……Mittalji….Birlaji….Our (FIP’s!) ‘Other’ Big Brotherjis….TRAI Mamaji…. TRAI Mama Circleji…..OF LOOTING ji?!

Desertification Of India!

When I thought “How The Desertification Of Bharat/India IS Done Without Any Road Block Being Cast On The Way & With Wholesome Perfection?!” I never, even in my wildest dreams, conjured up that the answer would be this much simple! The very next moment I put this question to myself, PAT came the answer: “DEVELOPMENT!”!

Immediately I REALISED, as did Buddha, that just by implementing the word ‘Development’ anyone can do the desertification of Bharat, The Land Of Wisdom! After implementing the WORD (Desertification!) one can avail millions of ways the Word provides to obtain the establishment of the WORD’s existence! The Word provides, all those who wish to do the desertification process, everything FREE OF COST, that the WORD come to existence!

‘Civilisation Cleansers’!

When I started to figure out the Wonderful Ways with which Wholesome Desertification can be brought to Bharat the methods started to arrange themselves in front of me, in their hundreds!

They started with the humble & simple Grass Pluckers who do the plucking & burning of the ground grass, all over Bharat/India, under one programme or the other! What these Wonderful Grass ‘Terminators’ ‘Wonderfully’ do is exposing the land to ‘DIRECT’ WIND, SUN etc that the water table EASILY go down & down that desertification becomes very easy!

Another ‘easy’ method these ‘Civilisation Cleansers’ use to ‘clean’ is burning the fallen leaves, twigs & whatever they find on the surface of the Earth! As if the existing high temperatures are not enough these cleansers BURN whatever they find & RAISE the temperatures around them to have a fine feel of an oncoming desert!

And, these ‘Cleansers’ cut trees, forests (Including the Invaluable & Humanly Impossible to create Rain Forests!) etc at their will & with the help of various governments & human welfare organisations & clubs and programmes where the respective & respectful governments will ‘WRITE OFF’ the HUGE amounts incurred in the felling of trees & forests in the process of Human Dwelling Creation & Cultivable Land Creation where the URGENT HUMAN REQUIREMENTS like Poppy, Ganja  etc will be planted & grown in LARGE SCALE that the more than 30 crore of Indians who are BELOW poverty line get their food & climb over the poverty line!

It is ‘TAUGHT’ all across ‘Clean India’ that if (A) a tree ‘deviously & deliberately’ throws its leaves into one’s land which one owns & makes it full of yellow, rotten & decaying leaves or  (B) blocks the VIEW of one’s 3 crore rupee ‘simple home’ or  (C) the shopping complex which all are created by ‘Environment Friendly’ cement & glass the Environment Deadly Tree SHOULD BE CUT! It is very sad that This Great Teaching could not be turned into a Law of the ‘Clean’ Land India as the ruling party & the opposition could not find a common ground between them; and, we saw the ruling party’s ardent wish to implement it through an ordinance failing due to the poll code introduced!

And, another Interesting Indigenous Find Of India & Indians (Which I heard is infront of the Patenting Body in the US, waiting.....!) is that any time, whenever they wish, they can Raise A ‘Purely Accidental’ Fire in the forests which will swallow up tens of hundreds of acres of forest land with its flora & fauna! What these people say is that they are CLEANING UP their respective areas.......And, ofcourse, what they seldom know is that they will continue CLEANING till they don’t have to clean at all i.e. no one ‘cleans’ the deserts where no one lives!

There are ‘Great People’ in India who Really ‘Love’ Trees & Are Great Desert Growers, at the same time! They ‘Lovingly’ & with FULL dedication grow Rubber, Acacia, Sugar Cane, Eucalyptus etc that the water available in the localities these ‘Tree Lovers’ grow these ‘Tree Like Things’ vanishes in no time! These ‘Tree Pretenders’ are ‘LOVINGLY’ called cash crops & they ‘LOOK LIKE’ trees! The great people of ‘Clean India’ grow these ‘Tree Look-Alikes’ in GREED to make money which ‘These Days Is Considered The Measurement Of Happiness & Modern Shanti’! And, these ‘Tree Lovers’ know the technology by which they can alter the money they earned ‘Growing The Tree Like Things’ into drinking water! I think that that patent also is pending....! As Modern Shanti is assured in this process the governments too is well participating in the ‘Tree Like Things Growing Ceremonies & Programmes’, without any break or lethargy! 

As all proactive & environment friendly governments will do, the various state & central governments of India are promoting & doing their mite in the ‘Desertification Of India’ in all the possible ways they can! They use & make others use tar & cement, if possible, ON EVERY INCH OF INDIAN LAND that NOT EVEN A SHOOT OF GRASS EVER COME OUT FROM THE GROUND TO POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT, in the name of the all ‘consuming’ development!

And, while making roads, structures etc using concrete & tar they also ‘CLEANSE’ the created roads & areas off the trees & plants! In this ‘Government Sponsored Tree Holocaust’, in the name of the Modern Shanti or Modern Development, which excels Hitler in more ways than one, hundreds of thousands of trees & plants are obliterated from the Land of Wisdom, Bharat, forever! And, it’s sad to UNDERSTAND that, in the Near Future, there won’t be Bodhi Trees in the Land of Wisdom to Give Bharat Another Buddha!

As if all these things are NOT enough for the Wholesome Desertification of India ‘Water Devouring’ industries are ‘grown’ placating hundreds of thousands of trees, in the name of Modern Development! All the rivers in India are polluted BEYOND REPAIR! The largest river basin – The Basin Of Ganga – is the centre of deadly pollution & the ‘Save Ganga Programme’ reached nowhere! All the polluting industries in India are located near to water sources/bodies – flowing & other – that they can dump the effluence into the ‘Life Blood Of Life On The Earth – Water’, in the So Called Modern India!

‘The TRUTH’ that it is the thousands of kilometres of forests & trees destroyed & poached in the last 10-12 years which caused the wholesome flooding & destruction in Uttarakhand has reached NOONE in India as its been swept under carpet with the powerful hand of money, politics & muscle power! It SEEMS that the RUDRA has to appear AGAIN to destroy the nefarious designs of the Modern Day Developers, who always are hand in glow with the politicians who RULE THE LAW & LAND in India, in the name of Pseudo Democracy, as HE did in Uttarakhand where HE seems to have destroyed everything which was created destroying the Nature – like the multitude of construction done in the environmentally extra sensitive riverbed, mountain ranges etc!

The common man/woman ALSO arduously tries to fast up & finish the ‘Desertification Of India’, as soon as possible, as he/she gulps colas –WITHOUT KNOWING that to produce a bottle of cola or aerated drink between 40 & 50 litters of potable water is POLLUTED - non stop! He/She uses jeans (Which consumes Hundreds of litres of FRESH WATER to produce a single pair of it), soaps & detergents (So heavily that it consumes billions of litres of FRESH WATER, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED ‘ONLY’ for drinking?!) so much that Whatever That Is ‘ONLY’ For Drinking Is Polluted Beyond Recovery! The Common Man who owns a vehicle in India splashes hundreds of litres of ‘Rare & Invaluable Drinking Water’ to lavishly wash his/her car & AGAIN venture into the ‘Forming’ Desert Dust of the so called Modern India!

As most of the canals of India are ‘CONCRETED’ –The Canal System started by the ‘CLEAN’ British ‘NEVER’ looked into the GRIM FACT how this system disastrously affected Indian System which was in place centuries before the British became civilised!? – the water flow into the ground is almost near to nothing & the replenishment of the water tables of Modern India is left unattended for decades now!? Flush tanks –Another ‘Water Wasting Instrument’ from the West! – all over India, flush out millions of litre of ‘Potable Water’ just to flush away urine in the closets & the flushed water NEVER reaches back to the ground  as the water goes evaporating from the concreted canals!  

And, the Ground Water Depletion is accentuated by the SENSELESS drilling of hundreds of thousands of ‘BOREWELLS’ into the fast depleting ground water tables & the HUGELY EXCESSIVE use of the ground water found, all across the country, with the TACIT APPROVAL of politicians, governments & the authorities who are there in the name of protecting water & water resources – The Very Base Of  Human Existence! – of a ‘Soon To Become Parching India’!

As in all the cases, including that of the Birth Rate, we are giving a very TOUGH fight to our BIG & RED neighbour China, we SHOULD NOT hold ourselves back in the desertification process as China is FAR AHEAD in this matter as it’s deserts are expanding hundreds of kilometres every year, gobbling up good cultivable land in their forward ‘Red’ March!

It’s interesting to note that there are various government schemes (I don’t know, whether the ‘heinous’ meaning of the word is meant here or not, like as in ‘SCHEMING’ Villain etc?!) & programmes to excel in desertifications, which are funded by, as usual, the common man’s money, TAXES! As, if the common man is left out in the ‘cold’ as far as Desertification of Bharat is concerned it would be a Black Mark on the democratic set up of ‘Our Great Soon To Be Desert Nation’! After all, what are these ‘Developmental Programmes In Modern India’ BUT the Unique & Indegenously built Desertification Programmes of the Highest Order!

NB : Development = Desertification!

The Rumour Wars Of The World!

The US went almost broke; China was on the verge of a break down......a real & lasting break down from which it would never have returned; Europe, except Germany, was in shambles for many years & was seen still going deeper into the problem world it created for itself, for the excavation of more depths it created by the minute......! Everything seems to be grinding to a never before halt, since 2008, which some classify as the GRUESOMEST since the 1930’s the Great Depression!

But, since May 2013, everything turned against the world of the developing nations, lead by the Future Super Power of the World, India! With the solid sort of development through the couple of decades, since the prime minister who had a mastery over 17 languages of the world came in as a compromise candidate for the position of Indian primeministership with a world renowned economist as its finance minister in Manmohan Singh, India had been moving in the right direction of establishing itself as the power to be reckoned with! Then, came the month of May in the year 2013!

Till that month China was staring at the huge debt burden it had incurred & the turmoil its financial system had been in; the Over Financed Chinese GDP (OFC GDP!) was slowing down at a frantic pace with debt shooting over the roof; no monetary system seemed to be in place in China; the burgeoning debt seemed to be eating itself over the dragon’s tail! Thousands of low priced jobs vanished from the job market; dissent popped up from various quarters, from all across the country; public national debt became so HUGE that nobody knew what would happen next; Chinese leadership was deep in thought about the translocation of these almost insurmountable problems by deviating the attention of it’s public, by hook or by crook!

It got involved in the Attention Deviating Technique (ADT!) of militarily involving with its neighbours like India (In Ladakh, Arunachal etc!), Japan, Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia etc (In Spartly Islands, Paracel Islands in South China Sea, East China Sea etc) EVERY POSSIBLE second that it kept a hook on the growing Chinese Realisation of the Chinese Ground Realities (CGR!) & try its luck in avoiding the unavoidable! While India & other emerging countries like Brazil, Indonesia & Malaysia were planning the growth of their own economies China was thinking hard about Its Survival, its very existence & the almost impossible task of  managing it’s more than 3 trillion dollar debt! Compared to the debt of India, it was more than 10 times what China had on its books, leaving apart what the unofficial books say about it!

The Chinese Think Tanks (CTTs) identified the one & only trump card they had @ their disposal, i.e., the more than a trillion dollar forex reserve they hold in dollars! And, they played their trump card brilliantly! After paying courtesy visits to India & Pakistan, the newly elected Chinese president went directly to America to hold important & closed door talks with the one who matters the most in the world, at the moment, & had a deep & hard bargain, presenting tactically the points the Chinese Think Tanks (CTTs) found out & making it clear to the US President that the more than 1 trillion dollar forex reserve in dollars can be USED to devalue the Greenback, if & when it is sold in the open market, creating an American Disaster! The Americans must have got more than enough clues from the Cordial Chinese Talk and after the Cordial Talk in the Most Cordial Atmosphere, till then Publically Antagonistic Americans & the Chinese parted & went their ways! Nothings seemed to have happened for a while!

After a couple of weeks, all of a sudden much boosted up Fed Chairman woke up one fine American morning & suddenly, out of the blue, understood that the American Economy was going SUPREMLY WELL (Till that moment it was IN the ‘well’ was totally pushed into wholesome oblivion!) & the top Fed officials were seen dashing toward phasing out of its massive stimulus program. It looked like (Or, it WAS MADE TO LOOK LIKE!) the Fed will begin the tapering as soon as possible, with no time indicator given! From there on started the GAME...the Game of Rumour....or another spate of Rumour Wars! And, when it gets finished -if they get finished at all!- it is sure that the China’s problems will be ‘Seemingly’ solved, for the time being, at the cost of all the other developing nations of some stature, as they NEVER HAD more than 1 trillion dollar of forex reserves in dollars that they can make Rumour Wars start in their favour!!  

After the first rumour of the Fed tapering in the near UNDATED future was aired world wide in the required quantity & quality, the FIIs (FIIs are ‘usually & basically’ those who have dollar -& Euro converted to dollar- as their Mother Currency!), like the viciously possessed, in all the developing nations, started to withdraw their investments from the developing nations which were on the way to some sort of credible development like India, Brazil, Indonesia, Mexico & others! Ofcourse, they could have taken a slower rout of exit BUT as if possessed they started the sell off forcing panic in the developing markets where people seldom know how the Rumour Wars work! The easily gullible ‘Developing Investors’ too got funnelled into the Rumour Panic created by those who wanted to Fish In The Troubled ‘Developing Waters’! Stocks started tumbling......! Then, the second rumour was cast that it was going to be a bear’s market for all the months to come! Then, started the ‘Created Panic Sell Off’ of the ‘Developing Stocks’, sucking off millions of dollars from the ‘Developing Stocks’ & ‘Developing Stocks’ ONLY!  

The third rumour started with the so called RISE of the dollar against all the ‘Developing Currencies’ of significance! Despite having strong fundamentals the ‘Developing Currencies’ of significance started to fall against the dollar as OUT OF THE BLUE SO MANY INVISIBLE PEOPLE WERE ‘SEEN’BUYING DOLLARS, SELLING ‘Developing Currencies’ of significance non stop that all of them were seen losing ground sooner & faster!

The ‘Gullible’s Excuses’ like a slowing GDP (Gross Domestic Product), a ‘SORROWFUL’ CAD (Current Account Deficit), Increasing National Debt, Inflation of various sorts & sizes, low forex reserves etc were freely & abundantly used to create a ‘HORROR EFFECT’ on the psyche of the ‘Developing Economies’ with the ‘Developing Media’ echoing them foolishly & shamelessly! The easily gullible ‘Developing Governments’ of significance did everything @ their disposal to ward off the ‘Invisible Evil’ which came from nowhere, without ever understanding that to UNDERMINE A DEVELOPING COUNTRY IS A CHILD’s PLAY for all of those who do the Rumour Wars, as they do have the wherewithal to wage rumour wars all across the world, non stop, to their HUGE benefits, all the time!

As some of the mechanisms applied by the ‘Developing Economies’ to stall an impending doom were starting to do its work -not ofcourse in the grand scales of the Rumour Mongers!- on the spiralling Economic Chaos (EC!), came the fourth rumour of an impending American attack on Syria, due to some ‘ALLEGED’ chemical attacks on the rebels by the Syrian troops! Then started the rise of oil in the international arena which never took into account the FACT that Syria IS NOT A MAJOR OIL SUPPLIER, with the Rumour Mongers spreading the ‘Great & Invaluable Rumour Info’ that the attack on Syria will have a cascading effect on all the oil supply lines of the world, very much like the cry of the crow in Uganda will have a cascading effect on the melting of glaciers in the Arctic region!

With all their resources exhausted the ‘Developing Economies’ try their best to stall ‘WHAT THEY ARE FORCED TO THINK’ the result of ‘Their Own Economic Miscalculation, Misdeeds, World Economic Slowdown & All The Unknown Economic Factors’, which are @ this point of time united against them! These poor people of the so called developing nations seldom know that what they consider as ‘Economic Data’ & ‘Economic Forces’ ARE nothing but two of the most successful weapons the Rumour Mongers who unleash Rumour Wars all across the world at the cost of the “Developing Ones’ use with impunity & 100% success!

And, it is better one know & understand that while one is reading this article the Rumour Mongers are planning to use some of their other stocks in their mass weaponry to create another round of chaos where the already staggering Developing Nations are finding it very difficult to move ahead thanks to the Invisible Rumour Wars waged by these Invisible Rumour War Lords Of The (Developed) World!

Some Other Notable Points:

It is interesting to watch that the ‘Sinking Ship’ China is still sailing forward without having much trouble from the Rumour Wars waged against the ‘Developing Economies’, despite China being one!

China has signed a 250 billion oil deal with Russia, over a five year term, in which the Chinese will pay in Chinese Currency & NOT DOLLARS!

With its trillion dollar debt & slowing economy China (And China ‘ONLY’) is the Only Developing Nation which is NOT affected by the tumultuous international dollar scenario!

Now, nobody in the international arenas is talking about the perilous situation China is (STILL) in, which was NOT the case till the month of May, 2013.

China STILL continues its Attention Deviating Tactics (ADTs) of territorial disputes/aggression with/against all its neighbours, unabated!

And. Most of all, one can assume forcefully & without having even a shade of doubt that China MUST HAVE MADE it clear to the US that despite it being a sinking ship it will also drag other Majors (Read ‘At the least, the US included’!) with it to the depthless bottoms if it is NOT saved by the actions of the Rumour Mongers who owe their wholesome allegiance to the All Free World (Read the US!)!

For Whom The Rupee Falls?!

It's been falling for the last number of months...Still no bottom seems to be in sight for the currency of over 1 billion! Widening Current Account Deficit (CAD), Extremely slow Indian GDP growth, Strengthening of the Dollar, Resurrection of the American Economy, The Proposition of the reversal of the soft money policy in the US in 3500 AD, Global Economic Slow Down, Substantial Reduction in Domestic Production, Inflation of various sorts & other things have been cited time and again for this ROUT of the Indian Currency, for which 120 Crores Of Indians toil, night & day!

When I said, a couple of weeks back, that it would fall to 64 against the dollar few would have believed it & when it breached 64, the so called 'experts' started predicting 65+ the very next day it fell through the 64 Ground! And, now, anyone can predict any number up from 65 that the Indian Currency will try its best to prove the prediction right! Hence the prediction war is on, in India & abroad, with various Government Recognised & Certified Predicting Agencies (It is heard that the impeccable Indian Astrologers are heading these universally accepted 'Predicting Agencies' of various sorts & sizes - Some call these agencies 'Rating Agencies', as well, is a well known & publicised fact!) competing with the maximum vengeance to 'Correctly' predict the downfall & later the 'SAD' demise of the 121 crores of Indian Dreams!

'The Happy News' is spread that the crumbling rupee will 'BOOST' Indian exports as exports will become very cheap & hence, the dull & immobile global economy will buy Indian goods as the rupee is down, down & down (& OUT??)! As the 'Happy News' (HN!) reached it's Targeted Audience (TA!), 'the more than one billion' started to pray in all the holy shrines, all across the country, for the Great Fall of Indian rupee that lets the Indian Export shoot through the roof! In various prayer halls of various religions people were seen VEHEMENTLY praying for the rupee to hit a century that all the CAD the present day India supposedly has gets wiped out in a minute or two!

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING one has to remember is that most of all the above mentioned so called ‘PROBLEMS’ on which all these present day problematic things & conditions, due to which the Indian Rupee is supposedly falling endlessly, are forced on WERE there in existence for a very long time now! The Financial Experts (FEs!) who trumpet that 13 billion dollar worth withdrawal by the FIIs since May 2013 from the Indian Stock Market is making the matters worse DON’T like to think that more than 250 billion dollar of forex reserve India has at her disposal, in which 13 or so billion of statistics won’t play this much of a dangerous game which the Rupee is facing at the moment!

Here, one has to see things clearly that one understands that what all So Called Reasons these FEs offer, they are not at all the reasons of the problem existing & till the time the reason/s is/are not found out there will never be a stopping of the rupee free fall, as Some One Some Where Is Planning For It in the exact ways it should be planned & is well executed, leaving the Indian Fact finders grope in the dark for, at the least, a couple more months that these Devious Planners & Executioners of Global Proportions get enough time to damage the Indian Economy & other developing economies of worth which will in time grow in stature to challenge the present dominance of the developed countries, including the lone super power on Mother Earth, the US! Till that time these Devious Planners & Executioners (DPEs!) will let the Insipid Mystery Decodifiers of India (IMDIs!) play with whatever foolish data & reasons they have at their disposal, with these foolish IMDIs never understanding that the data & reasons they are munching at are efficiently & deftly ‘planted’ in their analysing foolhardy systems, a la ‘Inception’ style!

Whatever the IMDIs do to stall this FREE FALL (FF!) of Indian rupee, based on their ‘Planted’ statistics & analysis, won’t bear any fruit is more than clear in the present scenario where everybody & everything, including the RBI, try to stall the free fall of the Indian currency, in vain! And, new & innovative methods of ‘thwarting whatever is done to stop the fall’ is coming out from every quarter & direction, at the drop of a hat; like, short selling of Indian rupee, speculative buying of dollar, borrowing by the NRIs & others abroad that they might make a quick buck or two @ the coast of their Mother Nation, ‘creation’ of a bear phase in the Indian Stock Markets, well publicised ‘EXPECTATIONS/FORECASTING’ of the FEs of a further decline in Indian stocks & currency etc! It is interesting to note that all these things are happening in HUGE scales that an Ordinary Indian Institution like RBI can do nothing in the game played according to the rules & regulations of the ‘Foreign Vested Interests’ (FVIs)!   

The IMDIs or FEs fight with one another to find out ‘the exact reasons’ behind the fall of the Indian rupee without ever knowing that they are ONLY puppets in the hands of those who designed the game, masterly! These foolish FEs use their most creative & advanced analysing tool ‘Hind Sight’ to figure out the reasons for the FF & regularly dish out These Great Findings Of International Fools, day in & day out in the ‘Blahblahbing Media’ (BM!)! The Easily Gullible ‘121 Crores’ gobble up whatever these Foolish Financial Experts (FFEs) spit out from their Ever Open Mouths of Fool’s Wisdom, and that too much after everything happened!

I don’t have even an iota of doubt that ‘eventually’ they will masterly find out & point out the First War of Indian Independence, the Great Recession of the 30s, Indian Independence in 1947, the successive governments & their myriads of destructive policies, the 3 wars with Pakistan & the one with China, the collapse of the Soviet block etc as the main reasons for the Present Day Free Fall of Indian Rupee! And, who doesn’t know that the Indian Financial Experts , who have their masters & PHDs in ‘Hind Sight’, are great and so far sighted & they ‘PREDICT’ things accurately ‘MUCH AFTER’ ALL THE ‘PREDICTED THINGS’ HAPPEN!? And, everyone also knows very well that these ‘Great Financial Oracles’ always appear like the police in the Indian Cinema, i.e., very much after every action is finished on screen & ‘ONLY’ debris is visible!

Then, ‘For Whom The Rupee Falls’ remains the basic question! And, the answer will be for all those people & countries that wish eagerly & ‘plan accordingly’ to see the Powerfully Developing & Fundamentally ‘STRONG’ (Till yesterday, all the FFEs & IMDIs were tightly united to proclaim Indian Economy ‘FUNDAMENTALLY’ ‘STRONG’ but, since the Free Fall of Rupee they shifted their sides with ‘Hind Sight Predictions’!) Indian Economy Fall on Its Knees, which include the currency punters, currency gamblers, money hoarders, Economy Destroyers of International size & stature who come & meet us in neat & tidy suits with all the sorts of assistance offers, the ill wishers of India including some in its own country & those who love to sell their mother nation for 30 silver coins of greed & bigotry! 

Sreesanth The Sinner & The Ethical Cricket Country!

Sreesanth was the stalwart of Indian bowling who was going to become either a Denis Lillie or Sir Richard Hardly or a Kapil Dev, for sure! This infuriated Harbajan Singh, among a lot of others, the classic act of spin bowling (Howling?!) so much that he slapped Sreesanth, which was well inside the Cricket Ethic Book of India that Sreesanth got warning (Threat will be a more suitable word!) that if he again shows his face to the religiously ethics following Harbajan in such a fashion that he slaps again, Sreesanth would be banned for life, as according to the Indian Book of Cricket Ethics, enticing (with a great cheek such as that of Sreesanth!) is the BIGGEST CRIME of all!

Sreesanth was admonished by all the Ethical People of Indian cricket in such a way that he hid his cheeks behind his back! Even his complaints were severely butchered & beaten down by the Ethic Indian Cricket People & even the Constitutional Right To Cry when slapped was rudely taken away from the Speedster by the Ethical People! He was left high & dry.....! No one was there to back him in his hour of need as he was the loner from the tiny state of Kerala, who somehow found a shaky place inside the Dominant Northern Indian Ethical Cricket Team!

He ruminated about the slap, at the least a trillion times, in his lonely hours & the Ethical Indian Cricket! And, when he coughed up courage to speak up against the injustice he had vis-a-vis the Slap Gate, after near a couple of years, he let his emotions flow infront of the media, which irked the Wholesomely Ethical Indian Cricket Fraternity! Sreesanth was again WARNED (Threatened, as usual!) by the Ethical Guardians of Indian Cricket, including the Very Ethical President of Indian Ethical Cricket, India Cement Srinivasan! Whether he carried a personal grudge against Sreesanth is NOT proven till going to press!

Sreesanth again ran back to his den carrying all his allegations, emotions, pictures of Slap Gate etc on his back! And, it is here, in his den of solitude, he succumbed to the vicious attack of the Punters, Betters, Fixers etc, is the latest find of the NASA Space Research Centre! Till That Point All Clean Indian IPL & Ethical Cricket Fraternity (ECF) all of a sudden found themselves deeply involved in betting, scams, fixing etc ONLY because of this Slap Gate tainted Sreesanth!

All of a sudden Sreesanth was arrested with some ‘well known nobodies’ of cricket & presented before the media & court as the King Pin of the Italian Mafia! And, the charges were pressed against him in no time that he with his millions of ‘invisible’ cronies has siphoned off trillions of dollars from the Public Betting Exchequer (PBE)! It is ‘proved beyond any doubt’ that it is Sreesanth who planned, built maintained etc this Betting & Fixing Network (BFN) in India, all these decades; if some one has any doubts one can ask Mohammed Azharuddin, a former great Ethical Cricketer Of India, who has become an MP in Our Ethical Nation of Secular Democracy!

It is proved beyond any doubt that the ‘40’ lakhs is the total amount of betting & fixing, all these years of betting & fixing & none other than the King Pin Sreesanth has the wherewithal in India & ofcourse would run such an all encompassing racket! All the near to undecipherable secret codes of the betters, fixers, & tricksters, like lifting a finger, hand kerchief, the right end of the Indian Tie (IT) the fixer wares etc, are smartly & efficiently decoded by FBI, taking millions of Super Computer hours & with the help of the Large Hadron Collider etc!

The 2.5 rupees of the total 40 lakhs Sreesanth got for all his cronies were found out by the CBI, Interpol & the Now Defunct KGB (Using the services of the Retired Agents!) in a combined operation (Code Named Operation Tip Of  The Indian Tie!) from the top of the European Closet he used, after 2 weeks of his arrest! The other 3 rupee pile he left running from the ever energetic sleuths on the brink of the sink he stopped to wash his face also have been recovered, with much difficulty- the info whether the pile was consisting of 1 paisa coins or 2 paisa coins or 5 paisa coins still falls under ‘The Classifieds’!

Now, it is also reported, by various media agencies, that thousands of border security personnel have been pressed into service from the ‘ACNE’ Aksai Chin Area to find out where all Sreesanth has hidden his  MIND BOGGLING ‘40’ lakhs, in two, three, four, five rupee collections! They are also reportedly utilising the great services of the Molessier dogs the Chinese used in the Daulat Beg Oldie to find out the Coin Piles! The various possible structures of coin packing or packaging are elaborately studied by the experts in Suitcase Packing from the Narasimha Rao Era! They are also doing ground breaking research in finding out the number of coins one can hold efficiently inside a Fixer’s or Spotter’s hand kerchief or Indian Tie (IT)!

CBI, IB, Crime Branch & Local police are into finding out whether Sreesanth has connections with the Italian Marines who shot dead 2 Indian fisher men, Hiroshima Blast, Davood Ibrahim, Italian Mafia, Mafia Sasi & other International networks! They are also planning to find out from Sreesanth what sort of network he used to secretly hide THIS MUCH OF A HUGE AMOUNT (40 LAKHS!)! All is sure that only Sreesanth & no other cricketer of worth is involved in these things of Unethical Things; and, Sreesanth is the be all & end all of all these fixes & scandals!

The otherwise Clean & Ethical Cricket of India is just trying to come out of the blemish Sreesanth has forced on it!  A Salwa Judlum programme ‘Any doubt ask Azar!’ has been started to air via the Highly Ethical Media to take back the Lost Via Sreesanth ‘Credibility & ‘Credit Rating of  IPL & Indian Cricket Ethics! Lets us make sure that Sreesanth should pay for the HUGE damage he has done to Ethical Cricket in India & Its Great Ethical Cricketers!

Let us, spending tax payers money, press in the services of the greatest lawyers of the country & outside that Sreesanth remains in the prison for all the centuries to come that the Ethically & Legally Greedy & Tricky People of Money Making India sleep comfortably on their Indian Cement Benches, MP Beds, Sugar Cushions etc for all the centuries the Sinner Sreesanth spent in the cell!

And, then only, we, the democratic & secular people of India, who have no other worries other than the Sinful Sreesanth taking the Universal Amount 40 lakhs for his 1 million cronies to lift the left end of his black & white hand kerchief during an over where he would give away an incredible 14 runs -Where giving more than 14 is a fad!- in a very insignificant IPL match between the northern dwarfs & little den monkeys, can rest in peace; then only can the 40 crores of people below the poverty line in India have, at the least, the spending power of 17 rupees a day; then only can large scale farmer suicides of Vidharbha & Marthvada be stopped; then only can the slums of Calcutta & Bombay be sanitised; then only can every Indian have potable drinking water for all the generations to come; then only will the lakhs of babies who die in the birth, yearly in India will stop dying; then only can the thousands of women who are forced into prostitution due to various reason be saved; then only can the mindless & shameless exploitation of the nature & natural resources be stopped!

Hence, let the Sinner Sreesanth who played with the hefty amount of 40 lakhs be crucified for all his unpardonable sins as that is the One & Only Real Problem Facing an Ever Peaceful, Ethical, Sinner - less, Truthful, Democratic, Secular India! Let With Sinner Sreesanth End All The Sins & Lies In India! “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Chinese Chin Inside!

To India Aksai Chin has always been a part of India; so it has been told all these decades, particularly after the Indian Independence in 1947, from the so called Imperial Forces! Aksai Chin became THAT popular that every one on the southern side of the Great Himalayas started to Grow A Chin (Though, till that time period, ONLY 'Growing A Beard' was heard!)!

In the years of 'India-Chini Bai Bai!' (From Chinese side it had always been 'India, India Bye Bye!' was proven later at the cost of the All Believing Indians & their All Believing Leadership of 'THAT' time!) Aksai Chin was 'Definitely' inside the Indian Territory! Hence, whenever a quiz competition (Ofcourse, one should note that JGKC  was 'NOT' involved, as it was a member of Non-Aligned Movement @ that time!) was conducted in those 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days, Aksai Chin always found itself inside the Indian territories!

Those who still live & believe in the 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' days still find Aksai Chin inside the Indian Territories! "God Save Them!" But it didn’t take long before the Chinese proved that the Chin was theirs & they would keep their Chinese Chin (CC!) inside the Indian territory & move it whenever they wish to do so, as after all, it is a perennial Chinese Chin (In The Indian Matters!)! Hence, Nehru's 'Bai-Bai' or 'Bye-Bye' India learned it the hardest way that the Chin Is Always Chinese & This Chinese Chin will keep meddling within the Indian Territories for all the times to come!

From then on (1962 onwards!), every question the Quiz Competitions & their Quiz Masters threw up like 'What's Inside?!' the brainy participants always jump-pressed the buzzer screaming 'Chinese Chin or Aksai Chin!' & carried away the trophies home! We cannot blame people if they die hardly assume that 'Intel Inside!' is something very much related to 'Chin Inside!' or Chinese Chin Inside!' etc!

Hence, from 1962, the Chinese mastered the Art of Growing A (Sometimes, 2, 3, 4 or even 5 chins (CCs) inside the Indian Territories!) Chin Inside India, whenever & where ever they wanted or wished to grow a chin or two! They grew CCs in Arunachal Pradesh, J&K and Ladakh and grew bold in the business of building the Chinese Chins, unashamedly unabated, with the support & without the support of the other ‘History Twister’ in the region, Pakistan, which NEVER grew chins but intolerant, fanatic & rhetorical beards!

They shamelessly grew/built ‘Dam (n!) Chinese Chins’ across the Brahmaputra River, without ever consulting with India, through which Brahmaputra flows the maximum number of kilometres, which begins to form the shape of the mighty river at the Chinese occupied Tibet! What their actions like this will do to India & Bangladesh is quite alarming as even desertification of huge land masses too can happen due to this arrogant & shameless act of the Chinese government & their leaders!

They wrote History in Wikipedia where the Chinese Chin Growers effectively wrote & made the people (Including those who live in India!) believe that Indo-Sino war of 1962 was a result of a wholesome strategic, tactic & theoretical mistake/blunder of the then Indian government which was headed by the first prime minister of Independent India, Jawaharlal Nehru & never a matter of cheating at the grandest levels by the Chinese government & its leaders, who talk in a million languages at the same time!

‘Why they keep doing these shameless acts?’ is a question that pops up when one just ruminates about the happenings which occur regularly as the result of the CC Growing! The answer is very simple to find. It is the care free, irresponsible & spineless nature of the Indian leaders which provide the ground for the Chinese to display their arrogance & high handedness! It is this shameless nature of the Indian Leaders who always fail miserably to rise to the occasion to effectively counter the ever continuous belligerence of the Chinese Army & its leaders that is to be worried of!

Despite these CC Growers continuously building super high ways, air strips etc very near to the LAC (‘Line of actual Control’ establish after the 1962 humiliating defeat!) that they can galvanise their forces whenever they wish to, India always shy away from doing the same in the so called Indian Territory, inside the India boarder, due to unnecessary & uncalled for hue & cry the cunning Chinese make from time to time, whenever India start ‘planning’ something INSIDE the Indian Boarders!

It is a National Shame that EVEN at the planning stage all the Indian plans are scuttled efficiently by the CC Growers of China! It is a National Shame that even after losing thousands of kilometres of land to the Wily Chinese in 1962, still India blushes @ the thought of Self Protection! Why the Indian leaders shy away from building the right & important defensive systems for the protection of the country despite learning things the hardest way in the 1962 war is something no sensible man can understand!

What all types of Chins these Chinese grow inside the Indian Territories is seldom suspected or enquired of! From internet (Where pro Chinese info is falsely created & elaborately distributed!) to the lap tops they make under various brand names, from the low cost mobile sets (Which the ‘Third World Indian’ grab impishly!) to the highly toxic toys for children (Which are banned in the US & the Developed Countries, years ago!), from ‘Made in China’ Things to the all powerful Chinese mosquito bat (Which became the status symbol of the hygienic & health conscious ‘Third World Indian Mosquito Catcher’!), we don’t know where all these cunning & crafty Chinese Grow Their Chins?!

In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is ‘Radio Active Material INSIDE the Chinese Mosquito Bat’ or not, which is flooding the India markets!!! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is toxic & hazardous material inside the cheap toys the Indians import for the sake of a couple of shilling MORE profit from China that the Future of India play in safety?! In the age of Free Trade & all, who the Indian has the time to check whether there is enough security in the mobiles, computers & other electronic devises which the PROFIT BUILDING people, business groups & corporate dump in the Indian market, buying them dirt cheap from the Chinese Chin Growing Chinese Markets?!

Here, in India, people shamelessly die to make a shilling or two more PROFIT, sacrificing everything including the national pride & self respect. They are always ready to Grow Chinese Chins inside Indian territories for the sake of a rupee or two MORE profit! In the name of Open Trade etc we destroy our indigenous industries, throwing open all the protection they genuinely require for survival for THIRTY ‘CHINESE’ SILVER COINS! Indians’ life has become nothing but a dog chase after Profit and Profit ‘ONLY’!

It is very interesting to note that the ‘CC’ Growers have ‘always’ been growing their Chinese Chins on their side of the boarders, i.e. inside the Chinese territory! They have always been building whatever things they have been building INSIDE the Chinese Territory – they have been doing the same ‘Building Inside’ since 1962, unabated! Be it McMahon Line before 1962 or LAC (Line of Actual Control) after the 1962 humiliation, the Chinese were always inside their territories; the only difference being that from 1962 they have continuously annexed hundreds of kilometres of ‘DISPUTED’ (By who else ‘but’ India!) territories to the ‘UNDISPUTED’ territories of China!

What they have been telling all these decades is that whatever territory they occupy automatically becomes Chinese & hence no ground for a Dispute! In other words, till the moment they occupy any Indian Land it is disputed BUT after the occupation the occupied piece of Indian Territory becomes Undisputed Chinese territory or it automatically moves INSIDE the Chinese borders! Using this fantastic & novel method of defining Line of Actual Control or we should call Unique Chinese Method of Dispute Redress (UCMDR!) CC Growers of China have looted India of its hundreds of kilometres’ of land & still continue to do so, with the shameless politicians of India watching agape!

The Chinese also know when to make a ‘Disputed’ Indian Territory an Undisputed Chinese One! It has become a routine for the Chinese to attack India & make the Disputed Territories Undisputed ‘ONLY’ when they have no other problem to deal with & their internal things are wholesomely under control! As they did it in 1962, they exploited India’s present precarious position in the face of the oncoming national elections! With the Central Government becoming weaker by the day, as the infighting coalition partners leave the consortium @ the drop of a hat, the Chinese Chin Growers pretty well know that India & its feeble government machinery are NOT in a position to assert itself when the Chinese shamelessly occupy Indian Territory in the name of UCMDR!

At the moment, it seems pretty clear that the Chinese Chin Growers will, not very far in the future, find New Delhi well inside the Undisputed Chinese Territory that the India leadership of that time period will grandly move the capital from Delhi to the city in Maharashtra where Tughlaq shifted his capital, a number of centuries ago & keep Fighting the Intruders (‘ONLY” from the view point of Indians, as according to the Great Chinese Method of UCMDR ‘ONLY’ those territories which are ‘NOT’ occupied by the Chinese can be called Indian!!) with all the peaceful methods they can think of, with all the sorts of restraint, diplomatic dialogue & flag meetings; and, that too in a very peaceful & brotherly environment!