THE UNTOUCHABLES OF INDIA have been begging infront of the MIGHTY PAKEES to take their 5 million aid for the MIGHTY FLOOD VICTIMS OF MIGHTY PAKISTAN for some time now! But, despite all the effort from the WEAK INDIAN SIDE, the Mighty Pakees haven’t taken EVEN A SINGLE INDIAN PAISA from the WEAK INDIANS! Why should they?! THE WEAK INDIANS should be foolish enough to expect that ONE DAY THE BENIGN & SUPER RICH PAKEES WILL ACCEPT EVEN A SINGLE PAISA OF THE WEAK INDIAN 5 MILLION OFFER!
India boasts of Eradicating Untouchability in India; but who can prevent the MIGHTY PAKISTANIS from thinking about INDIANS AS UNTOUCHABLES?! Whatever they think in THEIR SUPER RICH, HIGHLY DEVELOPED, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, DEMOCRATIC & SECULAR COUNTRY IS WHAT THE FACT IS & UNDER- DEVELOPED & UTTERLY POOR INDIANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR WELL-INFORMED THOUGHTS BY JUST GIVING A PALTRY 5 MILLION!
Any way, the SUPER RICH PAKEES don’t want any money from the untouchable-leper Indians! The Lepers of India, who are 105 crores & more still insist, without any sense, that their leper money should be taken as A BENIGN GESTURE FROM THE SUPER RICH-MIGHTY PAKEES! It is our – read poor & insensible Indians’- duty to beg the Super Rich Pakees to accept OUR LEPER MONEY which they actually don’t need! Our political leaders spent sleepless nights – which they arduously & dutifully did with the World famous Indian-Perfection! – outside the compound walls of the Super Rich Pakee Embassies world over to give a try to change the Super Rich Minds of Theirs’!
At last, the Poor Indians’ dogged efforts bore fruits; the sleepless nights & the indigenous begging style we developed in India did the work for the Poor Indians who were crying for MERCY FROM THE SUPER RICH PAKEES’ SIDE! We used whatever begging-tricks we had in our kitty & then THE BENIGN PAKEE HEART MELTED! They obliged with the ONLY EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED CONDITION that THE INDIAN LEPER MONEY should be washed in Acid & Sulphur by the United Nations that the HEALTHY, HYGENIC & EXTREMELY RICH PAKEES NEVER GET THE INDIAN LEPROSY! For the leper-Indians it has become a GREAT INCIDENT WORTH RECORDING IN THEIR HISTORY BOOKS THAT THE MIGHTY PAKEES SHOWED WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THEIR LEPER-CURRENCY!
THE SUPER RICH PAKEES ALWAYS HAD THE (INDIAN!) MONEY TO DO SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES IN INDIA! THEY NEVER HAD THE SHORTAGE....! HENCE, HOW DARE THE LEPER INDIANS CONSIDERED THE MIGHTY RICH PAKEES AS IN NEED OF (INDIAN!) MONEY?! THEY NEVER WERE!! The Pakees won’t need OUR LEPER MONEY as it is these same extremely rich & hygienic Pakees who PRINT THE LEPER COUNTRY'S CURRENCY AS THEY WISH & circulate it in India through their TRUSTED CHANNELS! Hence, why should we expect they accept OUR LEPER MONEY when they can PRINT THE SAME WHENEVER THEY WISH TO PRINT & PRINT IN BILLIONS!
HOW WILL & CAN THEY ACCEPT THE SAME CURRENCY THEY HAVE PRINTED IN THEIR OWN COUTERFIET PRINTING-PRESSES & CIRCULATED IN INDIA THROUGH THEIR TRUSTED CHANNELS, THAT TOO TAINTED WITH THE HANDLING OF THE INDIANS WHOM THEY CONSIDER LEPERS? If they think that almost more than one third of the currency circulated in India is MADE IN PAKISTAN & Indian Economy is made of Indian Currency made in Pakistan & they have enough contribution in the DEVELOPMENT OF INDIAN ECONOMY & INDIA AS A COUNTRY, who can accuse them of SELF-INDULGENT THINKING?! Then, how can we accuse them if they reject OUR MERE 5 million, taking the silly amount as an offence on their pride, when actually billions worth Indian Economy is hugely dependent on PAKISTAN MADE INDIAN CURRENCY, which makes them the real owners of Indian Economy?!
BUT, WE HAVE TO DO OUR DUTY THAT IS BEGGING INFRONT OF THE PAKEES TO ACCEPT OUR LEPER MONEY & BEG WHENEVER THERE COMES A REASON TO BEG FOR! And, if the reasons for begging are not coming forth, we should create reasons to beg infront of them as a Regular Begging-Exercise! Let us create a great begging nation for which there will never be parallels in the annals of history! WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SHAME; WE SHOULD BE SHAMELESS FOREVER INFRONT OF THEM & ACCEPT WHATEVER THEY DO WITH & AGAINST US. IT SHOULD BE OUR POLICY FOR ALL THE EONS TO COME!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Cultural Non-Existence Of India or Indians!
The Joint Family System we the Indians had developed taking centuries just got obliterated by the nuclear families which copied the western ways without thinking what they were throwing into the waste baskets & what they were taking in as their own! Indians never thought for a couple of minutes before they shifted allegiance to a completely foreign idea. They never thought of the culture they had been developing over the millennia! What ‘the others’ taught them, they followed blindly & never thought of the INDIANNESS OF THEIR EXISTENCE!
They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!
We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!
Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!
Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!
In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!
It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!
They shattered into smithereens the millennia-built cultural structure of India or Bharath as it should be called, without any guilt consciousness, AS THEY THOUGHT WHATEVER THERE WAS IN BHARATH ALIEN! They considered whatever that is Bharatiya or Indian Slavish & Uncultured & ran after something or the other which were not even a couple of hundred years old! They never knew that whatever they ran after were never tested & proven in time; they never cared even! They praised the western anything & kept a well-studied passiveness & animosity towards anything Bharatiya or Indian! Whatever western was emulated & Bharatiya looked down on! And, hence, Civilised became uncivilised & not yet proven things became CIVILISATION to these people who all of a sudden switched sides! Automatically, all the OTHER or WESTERN THINGS took charge of the situation & after some time were forced upon those who were still clinging onto the remains of WHAT WE HAD BEEN! When even a mere 500-1400 year old things were praised as something supernatural & sublime the 6000-7000 year old Bharath Culture was readily, silently & unceremoniously kicked away from the main frame of the INDIAN MINDS!
We started to build the alien Flat Culture as our own, flattening our great Bharat Culture; we built nuclear families which cut the roots of our culture never ever to germinate again; we started to talk & even think in the alien languages which were thrust upon us when we were NOT FREE; we wore western coats, suits etc in the sweltering sun; we gulped Russian vodka, brandy & whiskey and went for the Churchillian Cheroots; we read Shakespeare & Goethe and feigned ignorance of Valmiki & Vyasa; we romanticised the 12th & 13th century castles of Europe & never knew Ajanta, Ellora, Khojaraho, Mahabalipuram or the magnificent forts of Rajasthan; we knew Machiavelli well but kept our ignorance burning on Kautilya or Chanakya; we started to learn & propagate the love towards German, Latin & Urdu but failed to even think of Sanskrit; we held symposiums on Oxford & Cambridge & never uttered Nalanda; we forgot Kasi, Prayag, Sarnath & remembered London, Paris & Oslo; we stopped thinking BHARATIYA & started thinking western!
Our Education System became the BUILDING FACTORY for all those things -companies & all - which are western & is for the west and based on western style! Our Medicine System Ayurveda was thrown away for the sake of Western Medicine while the westerners learned to extract benefit from it! We ran after Consumerism, following the west without ever seeing what it has done to the western people! We try to match our likings to those of the west; IF WE DONT FEEL LIKE WEST WE FEEL UTTERLY CHEAP & INSIGNIFICANT; "WHATEVER THEY MADE US THINK WE THOUGHT FEVERISHLY" & FOLLOWED THEM DOGGEDLY, WAGGING OUR TAILS INCESSANTLY!
Aping West in everything, including life style (including old age homes, kindergarten, convent education etc), culture, food, etiquette, education, medicine, money-spending system (Retirement scheme, insurance, banks & investment companies, stock market etc) consumerism and even THINKING for which no other external aid is required other than what is ours, became or made to be a fashion statement! We decorated our culture as a whore & promenaded it as A WESTERN CIVILIZED GLAM DOLL; we lifted our saris & lungees in the crowded WESTERNIZED INDIAN MARKETS TO DECLARE "OUR WESTERN 'UNDERGARMENT-EXISTENCE"; we moved in 2 pieces to prove OUR CULTURE; we felt whatever the WESTERNERS DID WAS FREEDOM & APED THEM BLINDLY; we pointed our fingers to the Ajanta, Ellora & Khojaraho & RAN NAKED IN THE NAME OF WESTERN FREEDOM!
In British Raj we gave them raw material & they altered them & sold us with a huge price hike; today we labour & alter whatever we have & give them cheap! Whatever we do we do it KEEPING IN MIND THE WAY THE WEST DOES IT; WE TODAY LIVE FOR THE WEST; WE ARE DEAD AS INDIANS or BHARATIYA! In older times we ONLY HAD TO GO AS FAR AS THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS TO FIND OUR GODS; NOW WE HAVE OUR GODS POSTED PERMANENTLY IN THE WEST!
It has almost become as “Life Is West & East Is Death”, as WE ASSUME TO SEE All The Great Things On the other side of the fence, which is between us & the west! The WEST-CRAZE has become so engrossing & consuming that even if ONE PERISHES IN LIFE, ONE WANTS TO PERISH IN THE WESTERN STYLE! We follow a system which is NOT OURS or THEIRS....It is somewhere between these two cultures-the yet to be proven & the well proven culture of ours- which is like falling between 2 stools & never ever waking up!
Friday, August 13, 2010
BHARATH - KNOWING OUR COUNTRY & IT'S CULTURE!
Somewhere in time Bharath was feigned forgotten and India came into existence to suit the westerners & their tongues. Then started the age of India with a western accent; everything that was & is Bharatiya got changed into Indian. We lost all our Bharat culture, names, civilisation & all to India and we tried to sleep on what is taught as Indian without ever trying to remember OUR IDENTITY AS BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS! We pretended we are & were Indians & never Bharatiya. We twisted our tongues, senses & even our existences in western ways & made ourselves THE MODERN DAY SHIGANDEES (Neither a man nor a woman)! We threw away our Bharatiya Identity & tried to embrace something Foreign & Inferior & made ourselves reach nowhere in time & progress! We (Deliberately) lost what we had built & gained over thousands of years & never reached ‘the synthetic greener pastures’ on the other side of the fence! From a very near point in time we slavishly became Indian!
India, Delhi, Ahmedabad, Aurangabad (In memory of a religious fanatic of the Mogul Dynasty Aurangzeb-that is the so called secularism of Bharathas! World over, nobody puts the name of a sub-standard existence even to a street; hence we don't find Anguleemaal, Nero, Mussolini, Hitler, Raman Raghavan etc as street & town names; but in Bharath even such a sub-standard person's name is flattered so much that it has become the name of a district where the Word Famous Ajanta & Ellora Caves are situated!!), Allahabad, Patna, Banaras & a lot of great historical & cultural places forgot their real names in the process & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS! As Bharath became India, Indraprastha/Dhillu or Dilu became Delhi, Prayag became Allahabad, Pataliputra became Patna, Ashapalli became Ahmedabad, Kasi became Banaras & a large number of places got their new, cultureless, history less PLASTIC NAMES! In the present day Bharath (or India as it is altered) nobody has the time to think about what we actually are & what history or civilisation or culture we posses! And, when someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!
THE REAL BHARATH PLACE NAMES should be given back to them, WHICH ARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE! The wrong done to these BHARATH PLACES should be corrected sooner than later, as it’s already late by centuries! All the people who live in OUR COUNTRY have the responsibility to RE-MAKE THE GREAT BHARATH WHICH IS THE BIRTH-RIGHT OF EVERY BHARATIYA! Madras, Bombay, Bangalore, Calcutta & a lot of other places got their real names back, one way or the other, without much difficulty. BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW! Why did the Bharatiya & Bharathas take these long centuries to even think about this & why they wasted centuries to rectify THE DAMAGE DONE BY SOME WHO NEVER KNEW WHAT BHARATH WAS, IS & WILL BE?! PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!
For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH! That is the only requirement OUR CIVILISATION/OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST BE GIVEN WHOLE-HEARTEDLY & that is the right that we should give aplenty to OUR GREAT NATION! IT IS OUR DUTY TO KEEP THE CULTURE & CIVILISATION OF BHARATH INTACT & CARRY FORWARD TO THE COMING GENERATIONS & TIME, AS NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL OR CAN KEEP THE CULTURE OF BHARATH & HAND OVER ITS GREATNESS TO THE POSTERITY! It is utter foolishness even to expect any other country in the world doing the promotion of Bharath Culture & Civilisation as it should be done as WHO ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT BHARATH IS BETTER THAN ONE WHO IS A SON OR A DAUGHTER OF OUR GREAT NATION?! Hence, it becomes the duty of any & every BHARATIYA to first understand & then promote the CULTURE & EXISTENCE OF OUR GREAT NATION BHARAT!
It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable! Hence, at the least in OUR BHARATH never let a Hindu or A Bharatiya be considered a lesser entity! As Our Bharath Culture & Civilisation is greatly indebted to Hinduism or in other words IS HINDUISM, let it be known that in Our Bharath A Hindu & A Thorough Bharatiya, at the least, should be considered equal to all other existences inside OUR BHARATH! At the least, he should not be discriminated against inside OUR BHARATH & he should be protected by all means inside OUR BHARATH! When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!
India, Delhi, Ahmedabad, Aurangabad (In memory of a religious fanatic of the Mogul Dynasty Aurangzeb-that is the so called secularism of Bharathas! World over, nobody puts the name of a sub-standard existence even to a street; hence we don't find Anguleemaal, Nero, Mussolini, Hitler, Raman Raghavan etc as street & town names; but in Bharath even such a sub-standard person's name is flattered so much that it has become the name of a district where the Word Famous Ajanta & Ellora Caves are situated!!), Allahabad, Patna, Banaras & a lot of great historical & cultural places forgot their real names in the process & became COMPLETELY ALIEN, TWISTED & CULTURELESS! As Bharath became India, Indraprastha/Dhillu or Dilu became Delhi, Prayag became Allahabad, Pataliputra became Patna, Ashapalli became Ahmedabad, Kasi became Banaras & a large number of places got their new, cultureless, history less PLASTIC NAMES! In the present day Bharath (or India as it is altered) nobody has the time to think about what we actually are & what history or civilisation or culture we posses! And, when someone starts to say something about all these just mentioned matters such as Bharath History, Bharath Civilisation & Bharath Culture the very next moment he is called/labelled a fanatic, intolerant, non-thinking, non-progressive, narrow-minded existence for life, by all the BHARATIYA who HAVE 'THE BIRTH-RESPONSIBILITY' TO KNOW, CHERISH & PROPAGATE WHAT WE REALLY ARE - THE BHARATIYA & BHARATHAS!
THE REAL BHARATH PLACE NAMES should be given back to them, WHICH ARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE! The wrong done to these BHARATH PLACES should be corrected sooner than later, as it’s already late by centuries! All the people who live in OUR COUNTRY have the responsibility to RE-MAKE THE GREAT BHARATH WHICH IS THE BIRTH-RIGHT OF EVERY BHARATIYA! Madras, Bombay, Bangalore, Calcutta & a lot of other places got their real names back, one way or the other, without much difficulty. BUT WHAT ALL ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT & CULTURAL THAN THESE NOW BORN PLACES - COMPARED TO THOSE WHICH STILL STAND UNCHANGED BEARING THE TWISTED & MANGLED NAMES SLAPPED ON THEM - STAY THERE SELF-UNIDENTIFIED DUE TO THE UNKNOWN & FOREIGN NAMES THEY ARE CALLED/KNOWN BY, NOW! Why did the Bharatiya & Bharathas take these long centuries to even think about this & why they wasted centuries to rectify THE DAMAGE DONE BY SOME WHO NEVER KNEW WHAT BHARATH WAS, IS & WILL BE?! PLACES WHICH DAWNED EVEN BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY LIKE PRAYAG, KASI etc STAND HERE IN OUR ALTERED BHARATH - Read India! - ALTERED, MANGLED & DISFIGURED, WAITING TO GET DELIVERENCE (OR IN BHARATH WORD 'MUKTHI'!) FROM THIS SO-CALLED MODERN SUFFERING OF 'REAL EXISTENCE-DESTRUCTION'!
For the progress of THE BHARATH CULTURE we don't need any help from other civilisations, pseudo-civilisations or the ‘state’ of lack of civilisation; what OUR CULTURE & CIVILISATION need now is the support & recognition of the people who are the sons & daughters of OUR GREAT BHARATH! That is the only requirement OUR CIVILISATION/OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST BE GIVEN WHOLE-HEARTEDLY & that is the right that we should give aplenty to OUR GREAT NATION! IT IS OUR DUTY TO KEEP THE CULTURE & CIVILISATION OF BHARATH INTACT & CARRY FORWARD TO THE COMING GENERATIONS & TIME, AS NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL OR CAN KEEP THE CULTURE OF BHARATH & HAND OVER ITS GREATNESS TO THE POSTERITY! It is utter foolishness even to expect any other country in the world doing the promotion of Bharath Culture & Civilisation as it should be done as WHO ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT BHARATH IS BETTER THAN ONE WHO IS A SON OR A DAUGHTER OF OUR GREAT NATION?! Hence, it becomes the duty of any & every BHARATIYA to first understand & then promote the CULTURE & EXISTENCE OF OUR GREAT NATION BHARAT!
It is beyond any question that in the Culture of Bharath Hinduism is an INTEGRAL PART & Hinduism and the Culture of Bharath developed & grew hand in hand and they are inseparable! Hence, at the least in OUR BHARATH never let a Hindu or A Bharatiya be considered a lesser entity! As Our Bharath Culture & Civilisation is greatly indebted to Hinduism or in other words IS HINDUISM, let it be known that in Our Bharath A Hindu & A Thorough Bharatiya, at the least, should be considered equal to all other existences inside OUR BHARATH! At the least, he should not be discriminated against inside OUR BHARATH & he should be protected by all means inside OUR BHARATH! When 400-500, 1000-1400 years' history & culture is considered , trumpeted & promoted as something 'OLDER THAN HISTORY', HOW CAN WE CONSIDER OUR CIVILISATION & CULTURE WHICH IS MORE THAN 6000 YEARS OLD & ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT OF CIVILISATIONS SO INSIGNIFICANT & FORGETTABLE & NEVER STAND FOR IT?!
Monday, July 5, 2010
SORRIES FOR THE DEAD & MORE BULLSHIT FOR THE LIVING!
Bhopal Gas Tragedy ‘struck or (made) happened in 1984’, and the people of India, including the numerous central & state governments, have continuously been fighting for JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD – A very simple number of 25000+ Only! - & THE LIVING (LIVING DEAD?!)! After more than a quarter of a century, the case has ‘come to a naught’ (KNOT!?) & Our Great Investigators are still finding (even after quarter of a century!!!) thousands of ‘skeletons in the cupboards’ of thousands of people, ‘who were not even born at the time of the MAN-MADE DISASTER’!
Peruman Rail Disaster struck more than 20 years back taking scores of lives & the expert investigating team found out that it was all due to a Tornado, which came from nowhere & disappeared ( USING A SPACE SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) just after the business it came to do! The investigation report is NOW USED AS A TEXT BOOK IN SCOTLAND YARD, AS ‘A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW STUPID AN INVESTIGATION CAN BECOME’ ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
Kashmir problem was created when Jawaharlal Nehru declared a unilateral ceasefire in the United Nations before taking back the usurped Indian Territory from our good old neighbour, Pakistan! Since then Indians have regularly been sacrificing their lives in & on Kashmir.....! A large number of investigations – READ ANALYSES!- have been spent into the ‘UNDERSTANDING OF THE KASHMIR ISSUE’ ALL THESE YEARS, all of them presenting with myriads of options! And, compensations are regularly sent to the victims of the ‘Kashmir Cause’!
Bombay Blasts of 1990s happened with scores of casualty & the loss of crores of rupees. There came Our Dear Great Investigators Of Yore & started their all-involved-all-finding mission of investigation! THEY FOUND OUT SOME THOUSANDS OF ‘VERY RELEVANT POINTS OF INFORMATION’ WHICH WERE ‘OF NO USE’! All the lost lives were never given back & THE LOST & DEAD REMAINED THE LOST & DEAD, TILL DATE!
Scores of Indians were lost in the Pak-Initiated & Promoted Kargil War. To find out the REASONS OF KARGIL, a lot of analysts & investigators have been SPENT! They got their own answers & reports & they even submitted them before the SO & SOs of the SO & SOs and OTHER SO & SOs! As a ceremony, compensations were sent to ....................(READ INNUMERABLE VICTIMS & MARTYRS!) & GROUPS OF INVESTIGATORS & ANALYSTS WERE KEPT READY FOR ANY FURTHER EVENTUALITY, 24x7!
The Indian Parliament attack was done ceremoniously by some good-intended people (From the Pak View Point!), and India lost a couple of people here as well! The investigators arrived on the scene after all the damage is done & declared that the attack was due to the negligence from the authorities, who ceremoniously & carelessly treated the warning signals (As has been happening from time immemorial in India, where all the warnings are thrown into the waste bin the very next second they are submitted and where the warning reports & warning signals are submitted or given ONLY to be thrown into the waste basket!) sent by the various intelligence agencies -who all did this stupid thing of ignoring security agency warnings, when exactly these warning reports were sent, who all are responsible for the security lapse etc are ceremoniously never told & were totally forgotten!- & the carelessness shown (BY WHOM? Is Never Mentioned!)!
Mumbai Attack (26/11) was well planned & well executed by the Pakistan-Based Forces, while India was caught off-guard once again and India lost around 200 of its precious human beings. Again the investigators appeared from nowhere & started the blame game, as usual. They pointed out what could have happened & what should have done to prevent what had already happened and what all misses & mistakes had been committed that this scale of a tragedy occurred etc! Sharp Analyses & Investigations (And of course, with the extremely valuable recommendations, suggestions etc) were done and the tragedy was swept under the carpet!
Around 50 people died @ Thekkady when the boat they travelled in the Periyar River capsized last year & the people who should have kept the life of those who come there for site-seeing & boat journey safe failed to do so & as they have done a million times DELIBERATELY FORGOT what at the least to be done to safeguard the human beings in the THEKKADY ATMOSPHERE! Swarms of Investigators landed there after the tragedy struck & found out numberless reasons from the Colour of the Water in Thekkady to the Design of the Shirt the boat driver worn on the fateful day!
Andhra Chief Minister died last year in an air plane crash of which a number of INVESTIGATIONS & ANALYSES WERE MADE! And, hundreds of reports were made qualitatively! The investigators found this, that and a million other things for the tragedy in which Andra Pradesh lost one of its greatest leaders. The great investigators also suggested some great & exquisitely intelligent measures by which ‘ANYBODY INTERESTED’ CAN SAVE ANOTHER CHIEF MINISTER ‘NEXT TIME’!
Then happened the Mangalore Aircraft Tragedy, which made all on board the ill-fated flight casualties....scores died in this tragedy too..... Sheer negligence from the authority’s side, shortness of the runway, fatal errors from the pilots & a million things were dug out by Our Dear Investigators who arrived after the tragedy! But, as usual, the Term ‘Authorities’ remained Undefined & Unnamed and the dead pilots never spoke in defense! (And the Investigators took the very next flight after their THREAD BARE ANALYSIS!)
Carlton Towers in Bangalore followed all these tragedies with great enthusiasm & there too a number of innocent persons lost their lives due to sheer negligence from the authority’s side, building owner’s side & most importantly FROM THE SIDE OF THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ‘SUPPOSEDLY CAME THERE TO RESCUE’ THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE FIRE-LIT, BURNING BUILDING! HERE TOO ‘THE SINFULLY NEGLIGENT AUTHORITIES & FIRE FIGHTERS REMAINED FACELESS & IDENTITYLESS & EVEN FIGURELESS’! Of course, Our Dear Investigators were there to find out who all erred & what could have been if that could have been THIS & this could have been THAT!
In India, Investigation (OR Scientific Analysis Of Any Disaster Happened!) means ‘thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy where losses are severe & disastrous’..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY! In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become A MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!
It is very pathetic to know that even after more than 62 years of independence India & Indians have FAILED MISERABLY TO LEARN such simple things as “Prevention is better than cure”, “A stitch in time saves nine!” etc! Any potentially problematic situation in India is always 'under consideration & analysis' when it is of common men & these "under consideration' can go on for ever & ever till eternity! And, Indians always like to learn things ONLY BY GOING THROUGH TRAGEDIES, SUFFERING LIKE ANYTHING & LOSING THINGS WHICH CAN NEVER BE COMPENSATED! It is also interesting to know that this learning lasts only for a couple of moments that THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME THING AGAIN BY GOING THROUGH ALL THE TRAGIC THINGS THEY HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH A MILLION TIMES, AGAIN!
It is really great of all the Indians that they are very thankful IF THEY GET SORRIES FOR THE DEAD - THEY ARE VERY PROFICIENT IN THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE! - as they know pretty well that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD & LOST ARE COMPENSATED BY ‘GIVING BACK THEIR LOST LIVES’& INDIANS HAVE 9 LIVES! But the only things they ardently insist on are Investigators & Investigations after every disaster! Who thinks there are no investigators in 105 crores of Indians, who can find out a million reasons for any type of tragedy?!
Peruman Rail Disaster struck more than 20 years back taking scores of lives & the expert investigating team found out that it was all due to a Tornado, which came from nowhere & disappeared ( USING A SPACE SHIP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) just after the business it came to do! The investigation report is NOW USED AS A TEXT BOOK IN SCOTLAND YARD, AS ‘A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW STUPID AN INVESTIGATION CAN BECOME’ ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
Kashmir problem was created when Jawaharlal Nehru declared a unilateral ceasefire in the United Nations before taking back the usurped Indian Territory from our good old neighbour, Pakistan! Since then Indians have regularly been sacrificing their lives in & on Kashmir.....! A large number of investigations – READ ANALYSES!- have been spent into the ‘UNDERSTANDING OF THE KASHMIR ISSUE’ ALL THESE YEARS, all of them presenting with myriads of options! And, compensations are regularly sent to the victims of the ‘Kashmir Cause’!
Bombay Blasts of 1990s happened with scores of casualty & the loss of crores of rupees. There came Our Dear Great Investigators Of Yore & started their all-involved-all-finding mission of investigation! THEY FOUND OUT SOME THOUSANDS OF ‘VERY RELEVANT POINTS OF INFORMATION’ WHICH WERE ‘OF NO USE’! All the lost lives were never given back & THE LOST & DEAD REMAINED THE LOST & DEAD, TILL DATE!
Scores of Indians were lost in the Pak-Initiated & Promoted Kargil War. To find out the REASONS OF KARGIL, a lot of analysts & investigators have been SPENT! They got their own answers & reports & they even submitted them before the SO & SOs of the SO & SOs and OTHER SO & SOs! As a ceremony, compensations were sent to ....................(READ INNUMERABLE VICTIMS & MARTYRS!) & GROUPS OF INVESTIGATORS & ANALYSTS WERE KEPT READY FOR ANY FURTHER EVENTUALITY, 24x7!
The Indian Parliament attack was done ceremoniously by some good-intended people (From the Pak View Point!), and India lost a couple of people here as well! The investigators arrived on the scene after all the damage is done & declared that the attack was due to the negligence from the authorities, who ceremoniously & carelessly treated the warning signals (As has been happening from time immemorial in India, where all the warnings are thrown into the waste bin the very next second they are submitted and where the warning reports & warning signals are submitted or given ONLY to be thrown into the waste basket!) sent by the various intelligence agencies -who all did this stupid thing of ignoring security agency warnings, when exactly these warning reports were sent, who all are responsible for the security lapse etc are ceremoniously never told & were totally forgotten!- & the carelessness shown (BY WHOM? Is Never Mentioned!)!
Mumbai Attack (26/11) was well planned & well executed by the Pakistan-Based Forces, while India was caught off-guard once again and India lost around 200 of its precious human beings. Again the investigators appeared from nowhere & started the blame game, as usual. They pointed out what could have happened & what should have done to prevent what had already happened and what all misses & mistakes had been committed that this scale of a tragedy occurred etc! Sharp Analyses & Investigations (And of course, with the extremely valuable recommendations, suggestions etc) were done and the tragedy was swept under the carpet!
Around 50 people died @ Thekkady when the boat they travelled in the Periyar River capsized last year & the people who should have kept the life of those who come there for site-seeing & boat journey safe failed to do so & as they have done a million times DELIBERATELY FORGOT what at the least to be done to safeguard the human beings in the THEKKADY ATMOSPHERE! Swarms of Investigators landed there after the tragedy struck & found out numberless reasons from the Colour of the Water in Thekkady to the Design of the Shirt the boat driver worn on the fateful day!
Andhra Chief Minister died last year in an air plane crash of which a number of INVESTIGATIONS & ANALYSES WERE MADE! And, hundreds of reports were made qualitatively! The investigators found this, that and a million other things for the tragedy in which Andra Pradesh lost one of its greatest leaders. The great investigators also suggested some great & exquisitely intelligent measures by which ‘ANYBODY INTERESTED’ CAN SAVE ANOTHER CHIEF MINISTER ‘NEXT TIME’!
Then happened the Mangalore Aircraft Tragedy, which made all on board the ill-fated flight casualties....scores died in this tragedy too..... Sheer negligence from the authority’s side, shortness of the runway, fatal errors from the pilots & a million things were dug out by Our Dear Investigators who arrived after the tragedy! But, as usual, the Term ‘Authorities’ remained Undefined & Unnamed and the dead pilots never spoke in defense! (And the Investigators took the very next flight after their THREAD BARE ANALYSIS!)
Carlton Towers in Bangalore followed all these tragedies with great enthusiasm & there too a number of innocent persons lost their lives due to sheer negligence from the authority’s side, building owner’s side & most importantly FROM THE SIDE OF THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ‘SUPPOSEDLY CAME THERE TO RESCUE’ THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE FIRE-LIT, BURNING BUILDING! HERE TOO ‘THE SINFULLY NEGLIGENT AUTHORITIES & FIRE FIGHTERS REMAINED FACELESS & IDENTITYLESS & EVEN FIGURELESS’! Of course, Our Dear Investigators were there to find out who all erred & what could have been if that could have been THIS & this could have been THAT!
In India, Investigation (OR Scientific Analysis Of Any Disaster Happened!) means ‘thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy where losses are severe & disastrous’..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY! In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become A MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!
It is very pathetic to know that even after more than 62 years of independence India & Indians have FAILED MISERABLY TO LEARN such simple things as “Prevention is better than cure”, “A stitch in time saves nine!” etc! Any potentially problematic situation in India is always 'under consideration & analysis' when it is of common men & these "under consideration' can go on for ever & ever till eternity! And, Indians always like to learn things ONLY BY GOING THROUGH TRAGEDIES, SUFFERING LIKE ANYTHING & LOSING THINGS WHICH CAN NEVER BE COMPENSATED! It is also interesting to know that this learning lasts only for a couple of moments that THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME THING AGAIN BY GOING THROUGH ALL THE TRAGIC THINGS THEY HAVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH A MILLION TIMES, AGAIN!
It is really great of all the Indians that they are very thankful IF THEY GET SORRIES FOR THE DEAD - THEY ARE VERY PROFICIENT IN THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE! - as they know pretty well that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD & LOST ARE COMPENSATED BY ‘GIVING BACK THEIR LOST LIVES’& INDIANS HAVE 9 LIVES! But the only things they ardently insist on are Investigators & Investigations after every disaster! Who thinks there are no investigators in 105 crores of Indians, who can find out a million reasons for any type of tragedy?!
ANOTHER 13 OF MY QUOTES!
1) “Rainless Monsoons Will Be The Oder Of The Day If We Continue Cutting Trees Incessantly & Senselessly!”
2) “In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become a MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!”
3) “No Trees...No Rains....No Rains....No Water....No Water....No Life!”
4) YOU PLANT 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL BE DONE!
YOU PLANT 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL BE DONE!
5) “PEOPLE ‘USE DOUBTS’ AS A TOOL ‘NOT TO DO THINGS’ WHICH THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!”
6) “Life....! The simplest thing in the universe........But made complicated by the ever complicating mechanism called MIND!”
7) "When people think life is complicated it automatically becomes complex for them...And when they think its simple its simple for them...And the thought for the day and the days to come is "you decide which sort of life you want..!"
8) “Simplicity - it’s a great thing to know that life is simple.....it was and it will be...!”
9) "Quality or rather the obvious lack of it is the bane of the present generation students!"
10) "When the curriculum, teachers, universities, teaching methods & the learning environment are based/deep rooted in inefficiency, irresponsibility, lack of quality, lack of vision and a million stupidities, it would be a Himalayan Blunder to expect something Quality-Wise 'HIGH CLASS' from the present day student!"
11) "If the syllabus the college students learn is stupidly substandard, the training imparted from the colleges stupidly negative, the standard of the teachers teaching them abysmally low and the knowledge they get from education almost insignificant & out of date, how one will RAISE ONESELF to the international quality standards which today's jobseeker direct from college requires?"
12) "These 'idiots' (qualityless & unlearned students!) are fit for nothing but assume that it is their stupid right to become another Narayana Murthy or Bill Gates! These stupid monkeys try to ape 'the well-known' in any field and 'profess' THEY DREAM BIG! But these idiots never know Monkeys & Donkeys are destined to be Monkeys & Donkeys!"
13) “In India investigation means thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy, where losses are severe & disastrous..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY!”
2) “In India, everything is fine & under perfect control till the moment something happens severely disastrous; and 'these somethings' happen quite often & quite effortlessly that India has become a MUCH HAPPENING PLACE!”
3) “No Trees...No Rains....No Rains....No Water....No Water....No Life!”
4) YOU PLANT 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'SOMETHING', 'SOMETHING' WILL BE DONE!
YOU PLANT 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL GROW!
YOU DO 'NOTHING', 'NOTHING' WILL BE DONE!
5) “PEOPLE ‘USE DOUBTS’ AS A TOOL ‘NOT TO DO THINGS’ WHICH THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!”
6) “Life....! The simplest thing in the universe........But made complicated by the ever complicating mechanism called MIND!”
7) "When people think life is complicated it automatically becomes complex for them...And when they think its simple its simple for them...And the thought for the day and the days to come is "you decide which sort of life you want..!"
8) “Simplicity - it’s a great thing to know that life is simple.....it was and it will be...!”
9) "Quality or rather the obvious lack of it is the bane of the present generation students!"
10) "When the curriculum, teachers, universities, teaching methods & the learning environment are based/deep rooted in inefficiency, irresponsibility, lack of quality, lack of vision and a million stupidities, it would be a Himalayan Blunder to expect something Quality-Wise 'HIGH CLASS' from the present day student!"
11) "If the syllabus the college students learn is stupidly substandard, the training imparted from the colleges stupidly negative, the standard of the teachers teaching them abysmally low and the knowledge they get from education almost insignificant & out of date, how one will RAISE ONESELF to the international quality standards which today's jobseeker direct from college requires?"
12) "These 'idiots' (qualityless & unlearned students!) are fit for nothing but assume that it is their stupid right to become another Narayana Murthy or Bill Gates! These stupid monkeys try to ape 'the well-known' in any field and 'profess' THEY DREAM BIG! But these idiots never know Monkeys & Donkeys are destined to be Monkeys & Donkeys!"
13) “In India investigation means thinking about what would have been & what would not have been after a tragedy, where losses are severe & disastrous..................where "WHAT IS TO BE" IS ALWAYS THE CASUALITY!”
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Nuclear Material, Indian Currency & The Fear Factor!
Whenever I get a 100, 500 or 1000 rupee note, I run to the near by CBI office & consult an expert in the currency department & force an assertion that it is not a counterfeit note! Or else, I even fear to breathe in & out and take my cup of pesticide-filled tea! And, of late, I start to tremble whenever I get or handle a note which’s denomination is 100 or more! Nothing in life I fear more than handling these notes, now a days!
I often have nightmares in which I find myself standing on a tower trying to prove that the notes I gave were not fake ones & if they were, they were not printed on the note-printing machine, which is quite common a commodity traded openly in the market & even on the footpath! But, luckily, I manage to wake up when the situation goes out of my control, when I fail to prove to those all around me in the dream that I am not a note printing machine! In the dream, the blind man always tells me that the onus is on me to prove that I am not the person who printed the note, I am not the man who bought the strictly & confidentially traded paper on which the note is printed, I am not the person who designed the so-complicated note, I am not the person who ever had an idea to print a fake note myself, I am not the man who ever wished to cheat people and one's country & ‘another hundreds of I am not the persons’! I tremble non-stop when I think of the condition in which I might fail to wake up from the nightmare!
I have heard about the persons, who all their lives fruitlessly tried to prove their innocence, behind the bars of interrogation cells! Of course, most of them didn’t have the machinery to prove they didn’t do the printing & publishing of the great art work they are supposedly have done - the Indian rupee! In life, they must have learned real time that proving a wrong assumption wrong is more difficult than proving the Mount Everest the highest point on earth, in Indian Quality Conditions!
We have to understand that it is so simple to make & distribute fake Indian currency as the trusted banking system (but it is a FACT that they never asked anyone to trust them!) too is an integral part of it, as has been proven by the seizure of crores of rupee worth fake Indian currency from a branch of a well reputed bank in north India just a year ago! And, we as Indians should be happy to know that this well reputed bank have hundreds of branches all over India that we all can have our share of fake Indian currency, as nobody in India should complain against segregation in the matter of Counterfeit Currency Handling & Circulation!
We have been told by our own governments, all these years that they have been trying hard to counter billions of dollars worth Black/Parallel Economy in India which is a creation of Our Good Old Neighbor Pakistan & Our Good Old Neighbor Prints Billions Of Indian Rupee Worth Indian Fake Currency and Distribute through their well established Indian lanes & by lanes! We, as Indians, trust our government! Our sensible government also canceled an order they had given to a western company when it came it to be known that this company was selling the machines, on which we printed our trusted currency, to our dear & trusted neighbor as well! Despite all this when a person ever gives ‘An Unknowing Fake Note' to some Mind Reader who can read the notes as well, that ‘Single Note Owner's life’ goes for a toss! From then on, for him, the Sun rises in the west & life is far miserable compared to hell! It’s interesting to note that in all these years thousands have lost their hard earned money when the Same Morally Integral Banks Tore Away or Put In The Incinerator the Fake Notes which they identified with their Sharply -Trained Eagle-Eyes! No one is given equal amount of money in return, ever, as it has been 'Considered By The Authorities Concerned' that ALL THE EVIL NOTES SHOULD BE DESTROYED MERCILESSLY & THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THEM SHOULD SUFFER INSUFFERABLY!
Just to get kicks out of it, THE EAGLE-EYED BANKS HAVE ALSO INSTALLED FAKE-CURRENCY-PROVIDING ATMs that they can effortlessly circulate fake currency to THE NON-EAGLE-EYED COMMONOR and trap him for ever when he submits the same fake notes provided by these sadists somewhere, & crucify him thread-bare! [One can prevent this situation, they say, if 1) one keeps the transaction receipt with oneself, 2) remember the Taxi cab number one travelled in - memories of Ramanujan-Hardy?! - while going to take the single fake hundred rupee note, 3) remember the colour of the underwear the sleeping ATM guard worn which sneaked out of his low-waist pants, 4) remember the number of steps - memories of Sherlock Holems-Dr.Watson?! - in front of the step-less counterfeit currency provider ATM etc!] Of course it is an interesting game where the TV channels too can play their scoops & trivia about the fake note, the fake-note submitter’s love affair, his interests & non-interests, the fake note & its philosophical angle & ‘NEWS-LIKELY PROMOTE THE BRAND OF THE ATM MACHINE’, from where the fake note ‘IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME OUT’ & THE BRAND OF THE MACHINE WHICH IDENTIFIED THE SINGLE FAKE NOTE WITH DEXTERITY!
When the Real Culprit Is/Can’t Be Found, It Has Become The Duty Of The Authorities To Nail Someone Who Does Not Have The Means & Strength To Defend himself, and make him sing like a canary! Carrying a revolver, knife, bomb, nuclear material, Indian currency etc & their use falls under the same kind of unpardonable offense, which all will be & have to be dealt with the capital punishment!! Indian currency denominations of more than Rs100, if one is bent on carrying & using them, have to be certified by a gazetted officer not less than in the rank of the governor of a state or the RBI governor! My Papa said in his days it was not dangerous to carry & use Indian currency and in those days while carrying currency they only had to fear the local thieves or the very local pick-pockets! But today a person who carries it should fear all & sundry including the police, CBI, interrogation cells & all the other sort of mechanisms & be prepared to die proving one's innocence, taking hundreds of years, as when there is suspicion in India, it means it is an established fact! And, here in India we have a well established (time-tested!) expert system & machinery which can even prove an Indian monkey is the nearest kin of a polar bear and snakes & donkeys are brothers and sisters, and they arrived from Mars & Venus, respectively!!
I often have nightmares in which I find myself standing on a tower trying to prove that the notes I gave were not fake ones & if they were, they were not printed on the note-printing machine, which is quite common a commodity traded openly in the market & even on the footpath! But, luckily, I manage to wake up when the situation goes out of my control, when I fail to prove to those all around me in the dream that I am not a note printing machine! In the dream, the blind man always tells me that the onus is on me to prove that I am not the person who printed the note, I am not the man who bought the strictly & confidentially traded paper on which the note is printed, I am not the person who designed the so-complicated note, I am not the person who ever had an idea to print a fake note myself, I am not the man who ever wished to cheat people and one's country & ‘another hundreds of I am not the persons’! I tremble non-stop when I think of the condition in which I might fail to wake up from the nightmare!
I have heard about the persons, who all their lives fruitlessly tried to prove their innocence, behind the bars of interrogation cells! Of course, most of them didn’t have the machinery to prove they didn’t do the printing & publishing of the great art work they are supposedly have done - the Indian rupee! In life, they must have learned real time that proving a wrong assumption wrong is more difficult than proving the Mount Everest the highest point on earth, in Indian Quality Conditions!
We have to understand that it is so simple to make & distribute fake Indian currency as the trusted banking system (but it is a FACT that they never asked anyone to trust them!) too is an integral part of it, as has been proven by the seizure of crores of rupee worth fake Indian currency from a branch of a well reputed bank in north India just a year ago! And, we as Indians should be happy to know that this well reputed bank have hundreds of branches all over India that we all can have our share of fake Indian currency, as nobody in India should complain against segregation in the matter of Counterfeit Currency Handling & Circulation!
We have been told by our own governments, all these years that they have been trying hard to counter billions of dollars worth Black/Parallel Economy in India which is a creation of Our Good Old Neighbor Pakistan & Our Good Old Neighbor Prints Billions Of Indian Rupee Worth Indian Fake Currency and Distribute through their well established Indian lanes & by lanes! We, as Indians, trust our government! Our sensible government also canceled an order they had given to a western company when it came it to be known that this company was selling the machines, on which we printed our trusted currency, to our dear & trusted neighbor as well! Despite all this when a person ever gives ‘An Unknowing Fake Note' to some Mind Reader who can read the notes as well, that ‘Single Note Owner's life’ goes for a toss! From then on, for him, the Sun rises in the west & life is far miserable compared to hell! It’s interesting to note that in all these years thousands have lost their hard earned money when the Same Morally Integral Banks Tore Away or Put In The Incinerator the Fake Notes which they identified with their Sharply -Trained Eagle-Eyes! No one is given equal amount of money in return, ever, as it has been 'Considered By The Authorities Concerned' that ALL THE EVIL NOTES SHOULD BE DESTROYED MERCILESSLY & THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THEM SHOULD SUFFER INSUFFERABLY!
Just to get kicks out of it, THE EAGLE-EYED BANKS HAVE ALSO INSTALLED FAKE-CURRENCY-PROVIDING ATMs that they can effortlessly circulate fake currency to THE NON-EAGLE-EYED COMMONOR and trap him for ever when he submits the same fake notes provided by these sadists somewhere, & crucify him thread-bare! [One can prevent this situation, they say, if 1) one keeps the transaction receipt with oneself, 2) remember the Taxi cab number one travelled in - memories of Ramanujan-Hardy?! - while going to take the single fake hundred rupee note, 3) remember the colour of the underwear the sleeping ATM guard worn which sneaked out of his low-waist pants, 4) remember the number of steps - memories of Sherlock Holems-Dr.Watson?! - in front of the step-less counterfeit currency provider ATM etc!] Of course it is an interesting game where the TV channels too can play their scoops & trivia about the fake note, the fake-note submitter’s love affair, his interests & non-interests, the fake note & its philosophical angle & ‘NEWS-LIKELY PROMOTE THE BRAND OF THE ATM MACHINE’, from where the fake note ‘IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME OUT’ & THE BRAND OF THE MACHINE WHICH IDENTIFIED THE SINGLE FAKE NOTE WITH DEXTERITY!
When the Real Culprit Is/Can’t Be Found, It Has Become The Duty Of The Authorities To Nail Someone Who Does Not Have The Means & Strength To Defend himself, and make him sing like a canary! Carrying a revolver, knife, bomb, nuclear material, Indian currency etc & their use falls under the same kind of unpardonable offense, which all will be & have to be dealt with the capital punishment!! Indian currency denominations of more than Rs100, if one is bent on carrying & using them, have to be certified by a gazetted officer not less than in the rank of the governor of a state or the RBI governor! My Papa said in his days it was not dangerous to carry & use Indian currency and in those days while carrying currency they only had to fear the local thieves or the very local pick-pockets! But today a person who carries it should fear all & sundry including the police, CBI, interrogation cells & all the other sort of mechanisms & be prepared to die proving one's innocence, taking hundreds of years, as when there is suspicion in India, it means it is an established fact! And, here in India we have a well established (time-tested!) expert system & machinery which can even prove an Indian monkey is the nearest kin of a polar bear and snakes & donkeys are brothers and sisters, and they arrived from Mars & Venus, respectively!!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
TWIN TOWERS, TERRORISM & THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF BANGALORE!
They Are The Great Fire-Fighters of Bangalore! They are masters of their craft – fire fighting! Whatever happens to those for whom they provide their valuable service, they will go on fire fighting! It is even heard that come what may they will fight fire! That is the dedication & commitment these people show to their profession! When one sees these master craftsmen doing what they do, one wonders what our Mother Earth would have been, if these dedicated fire-fighters were not here for all of us, the poor men who inherited 30 x 40 square inches of area on this over crowded Earth!
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
It is wondered & whispered often that these great creatures have superhuman abilities! What all techniques these people use to save people from fire .....! And what all brilliant ideas they invent, just off the cuff! Their variety of movements is magical & innumerable! What should we call them but Sheer Masters of Their Art?! Or should we call them Gods of Their Own Craft?! Everyone who ponders on this subject will find oneself in utter confusion, as it is that much difficult to describe these Multi-Faceted Masters!
Who will not look & marvel at these colourfully attired people, who travel only in colourful vehicles with siren & honking accompanied?! When they pass, all the others look at them with awe! And, these Masters know pretty well that even their mere glances are Nectar to these ordinary mortals! It is a delight even to look at them with astonishment & wonder! They are of course not of this world.....they are ethereal! And hence their actions too will bear the Stamp of Heavens! And, in lot of places & number of times they, because of their benign nature, have helped mortals reach Heavens, as well!
Despite being Gods of Their Craft & Heavenly Messengers, they are very playful & entertaining! They find enough time to play games of their own even when a fire is raging & mortals are trapped in it! As Gods always do, they do whatever they wish to do without thinking about consequences, as gods it is not them who suffer ultimately & they will get plenty of chances to continue playing their favourite games!
In a playful mood, one of the Fire Fighter Gods asked one of the persons who was standing on the 3rd floor of a burning building to wrap a cord, which the god made reach him, around his waist & pulled him down, in a great effort to save him from fire, remembering the same trick he used to rescue one who was trapped in a well, a couple of years back! Another couple of gods played another playful game in which they asked another person who was standing on the 4th floor of a burning building to jump, promising that they would catch him with the Piece of Cloth (It is locally called ‘Cotton Lungie’ the loin cloth!) they had with them; but when he jumped, trusting these playful fire fighting gods, from the fourth floor, they fooled him by not holding the piece of cloth to catch him, playfully tricking him! Most of the fire fighter gods used their used ‘Dhotis’ to rescue mortals in disastrous situations, never caring they were having ‘Not So Bad Holes’ on them! After all it’s the entertaining game of the fire fighting gods, as they are extremely playful!
THESE GODS WERE ‘PROPERLY TRAINED’ TO DO WHATEVER INSENSIBLE THINGS ‘THEY FEEL RIGHT’ TO DO! AND, THEY WERE ‘UNQUESTIONABLE’ & ‘UNANSWERABLE’ ACCORDING TO ‘THE LAW’ CREATED FOR THEM! Hence, they remained playful & mischievous as gods have always been! Some thought that these God Fire Fighters could have enjoyed a lot, playing their myriads of novel-by the minute-games, if they would have been employed in the rescue missions for the Twin Tower disaster! Some people strongly recommended that THESE GODS be sent all over India to QUALITATIVELY & PLAYFULLY TRAIN OTHER FIRE FIGHTING GODS that these gods’ sense of humour gets germinated in other gods! Some very strongly suggested that these very fire fighter gods should be used to combat terrorism in India, with a resultant total obliteration of terrorism inside India, as the terrorists will fear to cross the Indian boarders if announced that these fire fighters will be deployed to fight them, as they know pretty well that these fire fighters will SOMEHOW/BY A PLAYFUL GAME OR BY TRICK do them to death & death is a certainty!!! WHO WILL DARE TO FIGHT AGAINST CERTAIN DEATH?! But a very angry top official retaliated by asking “If these gods are employed in those sorts of things like the ones stated just above, WHO WILL PLAY INTERESTING, PLAYFUL & TRICKY GAMES IN BANGALORE?!”
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