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Saturday, August 18, 2012

In The Name Of The All Powerful God ‘Rumour’!


It is heard that 'Speed Kills!' & Aptly So.....! But, in India 'Rumour Kills!'; if we go by what has been happening in Our Secular Democratic India, we would also say "Aptly So!" It is what all been happening in Our Democratic-Secular India for some time now, where Rumour kills much more than anything else in Secular India!

According to the Well Versed/Omnipresent/God Like (Remember "Our Work Is God's Work!" @ Karnataka Vidhan Sabha etc!) Authorities in India, 'Anything can happen in rumour, in India!' Here, in this ‘Secular Rumour Country’ (SRC!) one can lose life on account of rumour; get fired of a decade long job because of rumour; lose your gas connection due to this grand thing called rumour; lose your own land because of rumour; reach @ the fag end of the road in your ‘very personal’ relationships -which include marriage, love, family etc!- because of rumour; lose one's long lasting credibility because of rumour; have financial slavery because of rumour; lose all the opportunities in one’s life due to rumour; get free access to hatred because of rumour etc! And, now, another fantastic feather is added into this long list of super capabilities rumour has shown in Secular India i.e. it can also make thousands run away from where they have been for years because of this well efficient, omnipresent, well spread, well inculcated, well planned rumour!

India has applied to the UN to especially grant a special status to the nation with a Grand Title 'Rumour Nation' (With A Special Sanction For ‘Rumour’ To Kill, Destroy etc At Its Will!)! One is forced to think whether everything is rumour in India as well, as we -As we, the Secular Hindu or Indian!- are all well aware of the inimitable 'Sarwam Maya, Jagath Mithya!’ idea, which some sensible men found out 'in the Times of Non Secularism', when HINDUISM WAS THE ONLY 'TRUE' RELIGION OF BHARATH, as 'Bharath' itself is coming out of Hinduism!

Though, we, the True Bharatiya, got manipulated by various ‘Invading Religions’ (IRs) we can still remember what all were said in those Days of Universal Wisdom, when thousands, from all over the world, literally flowed into Bharath to have, at the least, a couple of droplets of wisdom it possessed! Nowhere, in those days, we find 'Secularism' even mentioned & taught in the ‘Immortal Universities of Nalanda, Taxila, Vikramsila’ etc! No one was taking classes there, giving PHDs on the subject 'Secularism' to all those who executed this false/illusory/non existent/non sustainable thing in their societies –and, we NEVER find those people educated in these Eternal Universities Of Wisdom practicing THIS ILLUSION in any part of the world where they came from!; as whatever taught in these great universities were ONLY relevant & possible things that the human beings who learn them get the benefits from! THEY NEVER TAUGHT THE STUDENTS TO TOLERATE EVERYTHING INCLUDING INTOLERANCE IN THE NAME OF SECULARISM!

The Bharatiya never knew even the word 'Secularism' till we 'SUPPOSEDLY' got our so called 'FREEDOM' –Freedom To The Illusory Idea Secularism!- in 1947! Secularism IS an illusion which 'may' work -if it works at all!- ONLY IF all the Indians become IRRELIGIOUS or OF ONE RELIGION, which, both, can NEVER HAPPEN; which means if one of these two things happens, then there is NO NECESSITY FOR SECULARISM! And, as this IS NOT THE CASE WITH INDIA -THE MODERN DAY BHARATH!- what we are doing IS FOLLOWING AN ILLUSION SACRIFICING WHAT WE BASICALLY ARE & WHAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE, THINKING THAT ONE DAY THIS MIRAGE WILL BRING FORTH WATER, WHICH IT WILL NEVER!

It is well known piece of knowledge that if one understands one's mistake or even BLUNDER one has committed, one has to change the track in such a way that the mistake or blunder STOP EXISTING! And, every one worth his or her salt knows that keeping oneself going on the illusory path despite knowing one has made a very serious mistake or blunder is REALLY THE STUFF OF GREAT IDIOTS WHO SLEEP ON FACTS & BELIEVE IN ILLUSIONS! Now, we, Indians, are steadily moving on the path of Illusion where the end result should be nothing other than Illusion itself!

If one thinks, one will be forced to understand that by 'Secularising Things' what we are doing IS 'FANATASISING THINGS' & 'TOLERATING INTOLERANCE', in the most stupid ways! Ofcourse, what we have gained Doing This Non Existent Foolishness all these 65 years after the so called Independence is there TO BE SEEN, HEARD & FELT - More religious things, more religious concessions, more religious tolerance, more religious bigotry, more religious fanaticism, more under development of person & personality, more fanatical threats & destruction, more tolerance of gruesome intolerance –The Worst Thing Ever Happened To India & Indians! - more fanatically oriented divisive groups, more separatists, more hatred of nonsensical nature, more chaos propagators, more disorders of all sorts, more self centred people & communities, more humanity destroyers,  more destruction along the religious lines, more vaporisation of humanity, more fear about one's own life or existence, more vaporisation of humility, more ignorance of facts & truths, more appeasement of ignorance & intolerance etc - all these things coming to 'Bharath' , the present day Secular India, from outside ‘the Lasting & Perennial Culture Of Bharath’, which has been here in existence for the last 6 to 7 thousand years!

Now a days, in Independent, Secular India, human beings die because of rumour; Kashmiri Pandits lost their land due to some rumours some 22 years back which they never got back; all hell broke loose in Bombay in 1992 because of some rumours; Gujarat riots happened because of some rumours; communal riots broke out & spread in various parts of the Secular Country, time & again, because of rumours, causing irreparable loses to life & properties; churches were bombed, burned & desecrated in various places of the Secular Country because of rumours; a good number of bombs exploded in various Indian Secular Cities because of rumours where the remote control & the bombs were made of rumours; a group of people in small & negligent number got life threatening threats because of rumours; Sikhs were hunted like anything, resulting in a large number of killings, in the aftermath of 1984 Indira Gandhi assassination because of rumours; Our Secular Parliament was bombed because of some rumours; Mumbai was devastated & 172 people were killed by rumours; and, now, the North Easterners are fleeing in thousands, from various ‘Secular Cities Of India’, because of rumours etc!

What the Secular Governments & the government machinery want us, the common people, understand is that all this priceless loss of human life & crores worth destruction of movable & immovable properties all these years after Independence & ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF NOTHING BUT RUMOUR! AND, THE BOMBS EXPLODED IN NUMBERLESS PLACES, KILLING HUNDREDS, IN INDIA, THE BULLETS FIRED FROM THE ASSASSINS’/KILLERS’ GUNS KILLING HUNDREDS AGAIN, THE FANATICAL ANGER & IGNORANCE WHICH DESTROYED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CRORES OF INDIAN RUPEE WORTH PROPERTY ALL USED THE SAME MATERIAL AS THEIR BASE – RUMOUR; or else, they were just throwing ‘Rumour Bombs’, firing ‘Rumour Bullets’, wielding ‘Rumour Knives & Daggers’ and threatening & killing people with the pure & invariable Use Of Rumour AND RUMOUR ‘ONLY’, all these years! And, we, the Common Men of India, have to ‘Believe’ it, as it is stated by the ‘Truth All’ Governments & the ‘Truth All’ Government Machinery – “Satyameva Jayathe!”

Just rumours......., we –The Sensible Democratic Secularists, Who Never Think Emotionally & Insensibly, Even For A Second Of Our Lives!- all know pretty well about these rumours! But those who are always @ the receiving end of these rumours cant sit tight & stay cool saying that "All these things are just rumours”, as nobody has ever heard a story where A Life Lost In Rumour Getting Back Into Its Abode From Where It Exited Because Of Rumour, After the Rumour Is Extinguished or the destroyed property coming back into its original shape when the rumour mongers are apprehended by the all vigilant Secular Door keepers of Our Secular Country!

Here, in our Democratic Secular Country people can get killed & properties destroyed beyond repair by a simple, non existent thing called Rumour; & that is very special about this Secular Nation where The Omnipresent All Powerful Rumour God From Outside Rules! Let us continue living in Our ‘Secular’ India (As We, The Common Man Indian, Have Nowhere Else To Go), the country of the ‘Roaring Rumour God’ (RRG), who invaded ‘the Land Of The Ultimate Wisdom, Bharat’, by just spreading rumours of the deadliest kind –Like Secularism, Religious Co Existence, Religious Understanding Of Truth, Equality, Justice etc! - & has been keeping it in His Tightly Clenched Fist Of The Uncivilised Aborigine –‘ASAMSKRIT’ in Samskrutham or Samskrit! – For The Last 65 Years!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Ignorance Of Law!


“Asathoma Sathgamaya....
  Thamasoma Jyothirgamaya.....
   Mruthyorma Amruthamgamaya.....
   Om Shanti Shanti Shanti....!”
 (Yajur Veda) 

‘Ignorance Of Law Is Not An Excuse’ (This jewel of a Latin sentence is an integral part of our jurisprudence!- Roman Law Once Stated ‘IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON EXCUSAT!’), we, the common people of India, have been told a million times, all these decades of Our Independence!

We, the Indians went to jail, a million times to prove this point, which somebody uttered somewhere in time! ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ (Knowledge Is Hell etc!) IS BLISSFULLY ACCEPTED ‘PRIVATELY’, BUT IS THOROUGHLY CRITICISED ‘PUBLICLY’! We don’t know who uttered it & under what circumstances; but we never questioned it as we feared that the non possession of that piece of knowledge will be considered ‘Ignorance Of Law' & we be put through the grinding process of law that we seldom breath!

What Every One, despite knowing it wholesomely, pretends of NOT KNOWING is that Ignorance Of Law IS something like Ignorance of Karthik, Ignorance of Jaydeep & Ignorance of Muktha, where ‘IGNORANCE IS ON THE PRECEDENT’, i.e. Law here! And, thinking about ‘the eternal quality or nature’ of the law process & the knowledge that we, the common mortals, won’t last that long, we never question the phrase or show in public ‘our ignorance of IGNORANCE’, as far as that immortal line is concerned & keep suffering! We hire expensive lawyers to ‘Educate the Ignorance of the Judges’, spending our own money & life time!

We never say that Ignorance of the judicial officers of our country IS NOT AN EXCUSE, ever! But, we spent billions of our hard earned money & eons of time to educate the ignorant judges & the so called law enforcement officers, in the forms of the Enlightened & Learned Lawyers (ELLs), who twist & turn the law into such myriads of shapes that the respected ignorant judges understand what the law originally means & what it IS!

We, the common people, have been keeping the judges & law enforcement officers educated in this manner spending our time, money & effort! We never ask IF the law is ignorant what we can do or ‘Law's Ignorance Is Not An Excuse’! It is comically interesting to note that if the law is ignorant we, the common people have to spend their money, time & effort to educate ‘It’; and, if the common man is (Supposedly!) ignorant he has to undergo severe punishment as Ignorance of Law is not an excuse!

Ofcourse, it IS a well known fact that the Common Man of India (CMI!) has that much of time in his/her hands that he/she can keep accumulating the snippets of law one by one and understand it without having any sort of doubt, and emerge out of the Law (-ful!) Ignorance, as everything else - food, clothing, shelter, life etc common things! - are provided & protected as Oxygen by the respective governments, which ruled India after Independence in such a generous & magnanimous way that nobody Indian was never ‘even’ allowed to ask for these, as they are stored in plenty by the All Knowing, All Having, All Doing, All Providing Godly Existences Called Governments, making ‘Eradicating Law Ignorance’ the prime & most important existential duty of every Law Abiding Common Man in Our Independent India! As everything else is provided by the God Like Governments (Including Common Man’s Law!) common man IS asked to ‘DO NOTHING’ BUT LEARNING LAW FROM EVERY ANGLE & MITIGATE THE ‘EVIL IGNORANCE OF LAW’!

The common man of India has ONLY one duty to do that IS ‘Knowing, Learning & Swimming In Law, Non Stop’, without ever falling into the whirlpool of Ignorance Of Law! He has to be Ever Vigil not to let this happen in his common life, as Ignorance Of Law is not an excuse & excuses are NEVER tolerated in this Great Independent (Of ‘Law Ignorance’!) Country! We –the common men of Independent India!- should mix Law in mothers’ milk IN EQUAL QUALITY & QUANTITY that the coming generations of common man IMBIBE LAW WITH BREAST MILK!

We also got to start learning the law & its structure in the countries like U.K, U.S, Uganda, Ethiopia, Norway, Iceland, Antarctica etc as most of our ‘Non Ignorant Laws’ were ‘Indianly’ Copied from these countries as we were (Supposedly!) non independent -which means we didn’t have an Indian legal structure & law all the 6000 & more years old civilisation we boast to have & chaos was the order of the day all these thousands of years! - & completely ignorant before India got independence in 1947! And, we, the Common Men, have to have an eye on every law introduced in the world like the 'Palimony', 'Age of Consential Sex', 'Black Money Hoarding' ‘Elongation Of Cases’ etc, from time to time, in all the countries existing & emerging in the world, as the Existentially Law Ignorant Judges will USE the education they are provided by the All Knowing Lawyers -Who Are NEVER IGNORANT Of Law Of Existence! -to scan what’s happening in the ‘NON’ LAW IGNORANT WORLD & pass the judgements accordingly!   

The common man (And, ofcourse the Ignorant Judges!) SHOULD thank the lawyers as without them the Indian World should have fallen into the dark ages of law ignorance & all the ‘Law Ignorant Indians’ (Which, is, according to the latest surveys & gallop polls etc, all the Indians are!) should have thrown into the darkest vicinities of the lawless Universe! We should write some Great Epics on These All Law (‘Law or Low’ that is the Question!) Knowing Lawyers, who stand as the Ultimate Guardians Of Law, hiring some ghost writers, that the posterity understand the great things done by these great creatures of Our Great Democratic & Lawful India!

In Indian Law Conditions, the master phrase ‘The Better Law Educator Wins Over The Law Ignorant Judge’ has great significance! Or someone has also stated this great sentence in other words ie ‘Greatly Ignorant Judges Can Be Greatly Educated By The Law Knowing Lawyers –making this sentence a great example of ‘Comparative Degree’ in English Language! This also allows the Law Ignorant Judges (LIJs) to have Their Own Time (TOT!), in eons, to learn from the All Knowing Lawyers (AKLs) & other Foreign Country Laws (FCLs) & deliver their flawless decisions & judgements that the commoner can approach the HIGHER IGNORANT SYSTEM OF JUDICIARY (HISJ) for another ‘Eon Long Law Learning Session’ (ELLS) where the Higher Ignorant Judges can take another Eon of Time (ET) to make their Higher Law Ignorance (HLI) extinct & allow themselves to be ‘Law Enlightened’ by the Lawyers Of Universal Knowledge!

And, this Indian Made Perfect Law System makes sure that the ‘YUG OF KALI’(Kali Yug)  will be greatly exhausted much before the time a case is disposed off & by that time the ‘YUG OF SATYA’ (Satya Yug) will emerge where there will be no more eon long disputes & litigation going & every common man, judge & the chaparasi will be well aware of Satya, Dharma etc, the Law of Satya Yuga; and, there won’t be courts, law (or IS IT ‘LOW’?!) educating lawyers, false evidences, law ignorant biased judges, manipulating law enforcement agencies which always move well along with the mighty & powerful & other lawless things and matters!

Let us –The Common Men Of The Pre Satya Yug India! - pray, with our ignorant eyes closed & hands folded.............
“‘O Lord’ into that day, my country, my people, the conscience, the existence wake up & never sleep again, as we know ‘O Lord’, sleep IS THE (SO CALLED INDEPENDENT) PRESENT, IGNORANCE OF LAW, which NEVER CAN BE EXCUSED!”

“And, ‘O Lord’ let us (All The Common Men!) sleep in this ‘Yug Of Kali’, where Ignorance Of Law (Law’s Ignorance) IS All Consuming & open our ‘common eyes’ ONLY in the ‘Yug Of Satya’, where every common man will be the ultimate law personified – Satya Personified!”   

Why The Indians Don't Have Gold @ Olympics?!


Indians are never greedy, never self centered, never after everybody else, never pushy, never intolerant, never animalistic etc.......! They are just Indians, who have limited ambitions, limited dreams, limited egos, limited aggressiveness etc...! And, they are a satisfied lot...satisfied in ‘what (ever)’ they have!

For them participation is the most important thing; and, that is true in the matter of the officials & the sports machine runners of the Satisfied Country India, as well! They are all just there to be a part of the Great Things From Olympia, as they are NOT SELFISH ENOUGH to topple the apple carts of the western countries, who have got whatever they have – or they suppose to have or made themselves believe that they had all their civilisation coming from Greek & Rome!- from the Mount Olympus; and, its their Games -Olympic Games!

We don’t want to be the party spoilers of the western countries which think, act & breath Olympics as it is their Own Games & we don’t have any other duty there other than HAVE A FRIENDLY PARTICIPATION & say we definitely came to your own games & never upset you that we never ever even thought of winning a gold medal which would have been an insult to the guardians of the Olympic Torch, i.e. Western Countries, which have benevolently invited us into Their Games as a good will gesture!  

It is a fact that the moral science teacher has told & taught “We should not covet other’s things!”, a million times that Raju, Pappu & Shambu never even thought of grabbing a couple of Gold Medals from the All Friendly & Magnanimous Westerners, who Graciously invited us to participate in their family games, as they have got full marks, a couple of times, in Moral Science (And, it was ONLY in moral science they got FULL MARKS, ever!)! Hence, we did our part in style, as our hero wood cutter who ONLY took his own wooden axe when the goddess tempted him with gold, platinum, titanium axes, by ONLY taking silver & bronze medals as a genuine friendly gesture, never upsetting the Invitee West!
And, after all, why should we go for gold &prove ourselves greedy as we are the nation which has the Lion’s Share of gold in our domestic lockers?! For thousands of years, we, the People of Bharath Varsh, have been amassing gold bit by bit, thola by thola, gram by gram, grain by grain from every nook & corner of the world that by now it has become the GOLDEST NATION in the world! All the temples, the bank lockers, underground cellars, Indians’ unaccounted foreign gold account suitcases & even the tiniest unregistered family’s cupboard secret chambers of this Goldest Nation have been filled with gold! Though its been wrongly named as a ‘developing nation’ by the Illiterate Rating Agencies of the western countries, ‘India is the richest nation in the world’ has been in the common knowledge domain all these millennia that various avarice & greedy rulers attacked & tried to loot it all these millennia, non stop, the last one ‘OFFICIALLY’ being the empire where the Sun never set!
 
It is a common knowledge that even the beggars of this so called Developing Nation are having gold accounts with the International Gold Banks, which never reveal the identity of the beggars who have accounts in their Gold Banks due to the ‘Secret Policy Act’ or ‘Non-Disclosure-Beggar-Act’ they themselves created & the Indian Governments all these years have been tacitly supporting & feigning ignorance about! The rumour that ONCE UPON A TIME Chandrasekhar Government at the centre pledged all our gold to sustain our economy was just another gimmick that was BRILLIANTLY APPLIED by ‘the powers that be’ of that time to trick the envious neighbours –Pakistan & China are sometimes referred to as ‘Neighbours’ in Our Goldest Nation’s political jargon! - who were waiting to pounce on us –The Goldest Nation Of The World!- to make the maximum out of the then existing situations of gold! 

One should not also forget the fact that India Should Be The ‘ONLY’ Nation where billions of dollars worth loans are given taking gold as the pledge & in this type of Loan Disposal Looting (LDL) – ‘THEY’ call it business, which is as lawful as Law itself in the Goldest Country! - all the Gold Loan Providers (The Disguised Gold Thugs & Highwaymen who come with the highest degrees in the Gold Looting Technologies, provided by the various Gold Looting Training Universities of the Gold Looters’ World!) have been laughing all their way to the Gold Banks -inside & outside the Goldest Country!- all these years! Those who ‘Rated’ the country ‘Developing’ Must Be THAT MUCH FOOLISH & IGNORANT to rate such a GOLDEN COUNTRY ‘Developing’!
 
We, despite being polite to the Outside Ignorant World in the matter of Gold Amassing, as far as Olympics are concerned, never rest in peace inside Our Goldest Country in the matter of making some Fast Gold Bucks! From the All Knowing & Omnipresent Politician to the nothing knowing commonest of the common man are participating aggressively & with all the sort of ‘Olympic Preparation (‘Spirit’ some call the same!)’ in the Wild Gold Chase conducted all over our Goldest Country, from the ward level to the national level! The Wild Gold Chase has been Our National Game since the so called Independence in the year 1947! And, Our Goldest Country has ‘Invented’ a unique form of Wild Gold Chase for Our Country which IS christened Democratic Wild Gold Chase (‘DWGC’ not ‘CWG’!)! And, ofcourse, we the Goldest Democratic Country has got a very exclusive patent from the All World Gold Looting Association, which is the sole authority to issue such a patent!
Our MADE IN INDIA ‘Who Is Who’ masterly & artistically carried away 72000 Crore from the taxes squeezed from the so called ‘Perennial Common Man (PCM)’ to Buy Some Gold for the enhancement of public life & system, which both mean ‘Common Man Of India’! Ofcourse, we all truly believe that all these things were done in the best interest of the common man as ‘Who Does Not Know That The 40% Of The Golden Indian Population, Which The Stupid & Ignorant Call ‘BELOW THE POVERTY LINE’, can have ‘a gold coin each’ for their break fast, lunch & dinner?!’
 
All the funds RAISED FROM THE IGNORANT PERENNIAL COMMON MAN for the purpose of preparing our athletes –Common Man’s Athletes!- to Compete Effectively &Collect Some Gold Medals in the international competitions have masterly been siphoned off by the Licensed Gold Looters of Our Golden Country -The Made In India brand!- to buy some gold for themselves, under various heads, as THEY knew INDIA & INDIANS SHOULD NOT BE GREEDY IN THE MATTER OF GOLD OR GOLD MEDALS, AS INDIA IS THE ONE & ONLY GOLD SUFFICIENT NATION, FROM TIME IMMEMORIAL! 

Vouchers were made in such a fashion from the school level to the university level & from university level to state & national levels that all the Funds For Gold or Gold Medal Generation at the International Events, created Out Of The Life Of The Perennial Common Man, just vanished into ‘thin air’ created by the Certified, Registered & Qualified ‘Made In India’ Gold Looters, who are efficiently supported by the All Powerful Hawks positioned @ all the vantage points of Our Democratic Golden Country!

Hence, ‘Our Fund & Visionary Guidance Starved Athletes’ –Common Man’s Athletes!- go to the international sporting scene & come back SINGING ‘the Gold Plated Tune (GPT)’ the Gold Looters have taught them successfully-  “Participation Is The Ultimate Mantra Of Sports; Nothing Else Matters!” ‘The Certified & Registered Democratic Gold Looters of Made In India Brand’ accompany Our Poor & Poorly Funded Athletes to all the international events they participate (Again Using The Money Of The Perennial Common Man!) in various forms such as Officials, Managers, Officials Of The Officials, Managers Of The Managers, Representatives Of Various Sports’ Organisations Of The Golden Country, Guest Of Honour Of The Inter Continental Committee Of Sports & Games (Ward Level!), Sweepers Of The Official Toilets Of Various Panchayath & District Sports Councils and Olympic, Galactic & Inter Galactic Sports & Games Promotion Committees etc! And, they also never forget to make ‘their expert statements’ on the various aspects of the stellar performance in sports & games & dish out ‘their expert advice’ to the ‘Lost Athletes & Sports Persons’, non stop! 

Now, it is time again –as has been happening all these years after ‘Our Golden Independence!’ – for the Perennial Common Man to contribute generously in Thousands Of Crores to Help India & Indians Win Some Gold Medals in the coming Olympics @ Rio! And, it is time again for ‘the Perennial Gold Looters Of Made In India Brand’ to start new, stylish & innovative ways to funnel out the GOLD THE PERENNIAL COMMON MAN IS GOING TO INVEST, without anybody else knowing! LET US, THE COMMON MEN OF THE DEMOCRATIC GOLDEN COUNTRY, KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED & OUTSMART THE GOLD LOOTERS OF MADE IN INDIA BRAND IN ‘THE WILD GOLD CHASE’ THAT WE GATHER SOME GOLD MEDALS IN OUR NEXT INTERNATIONAL OUTING & THE OLYMPICS @ RIO!

Sunday, July 8, 2012

God Saves God's Own Country!


On Her Last Legs, Nature Does It, May Be For The Last Time!

The Monsoon has failed, may be for the first time in decades....! And, that is the picture emerging from the last few weeks of Rains or 'Not' Rains! From June its been predicted by one & all that it will be a normal monsoon & all the things were in order to welcome the much needed Monsoon of India! Everywhere weather forecasts were made about the oncoming Monsoon rains! Everyone was in preparation to welcome the on coming Monsoon Rains, from the south!

But, SOON everyone came to know that the Monsoon failed to arrive as it was thought of or in other words as the people of India have been seeing it come all these decades! The southern state of Kerala, where the Monsoons set its foot for the first time in India, has been waiting for the Monsoon rains by the last week of May. The state which becomes lush green in the months of Monsoon this time waited in vain...the Kerala Monsoon Tourism Sector which attracts thousands of people from all over the world stood dumfounded this time around, as the Monsoons didn’t arrive in Kerala as it has been doing all these long decades.

No one in the state even heard of the Monsoon playing truant like it did this monsoon season; no one ever, even in the wildest of the nightmares has seen this happening! The Indian Monsoon took clue from the Kerala Monsoon & reduced itself to mere trickles, where ever it went, traveling its decades' old familiar travel maps! It rained somewhere as if the Monsoons this year have some strong reservations on raining itself! It was stingier than the stingiest of the persons in the world, as far as raining is concerned!

Water level, all over India, especially in the southern states, which all solely depend on the monsoon rains for water, went well below normal for the very first time in the centuries old Monsoon season! All the dams, which are considered the main stay of the Indian electric power supply & irrigation (Most of them in the southern states depend solely on the Monsoons to fill their tummies!), stand almost completely drained! The so called power cuts are back in the system, for the first time ever, in the Monsoon season, due to the severe shortage of water in the dams! Even lakes have gone bone dry & the capital city of Tamilnadu, Chennai, the erstwhile Madras, is facing the severest water shortage in eons!

Not a single southern state is spared in this drastic change in the course of Monsoon rains! The experts & at the same time the commoners, in a unified voice, voice their concern & at the same time hide their concern by blaming all this on El Ninos, Global Warming & other undecipherable technical things! The analyses & the recast weather forecasts have been pouring down the media all these weeks. Even special 'poojas' were performed to propitiate the rain gods; whatever that is there to do to make the Monsoon rains come down were done, non stop, all these days; still, there is no trace of the Monsoon rains! The sowing of the Kharif Crops have not been done due to the lack of  Monsoon rains & hence the food situation for the morrows is certainly  going to be very grim as 70% & above of Indian Food production depends SOLELY on the monsoon rains!

But despite all the efforts, predictions, analyses & all, the still eluding thing is the very thing everyone has been  waiting for & doing all that they can do, including propitiating the rain gods etc, the Monsoon Rains! But, here, what the Indians, particularly those in the southern states don't understand is the most important role the mother of all rains, Mother Nature, plays here, impeccably! Nature, which never had politics, religion, cast, creed or colour is playing HER hand in a highly dexterous way that the haughty human being fails to understand her implications, which are there, for all to see, understand & assimilate!

What SHE does here is PROTECTING HER CHILDREN from certain & at the same time deadly disaster which will wipe out at the least 35-40 lakhs of people & deal a blow that will leave generations incapacitated! Though SHE knows that there will be severe problems if Monsoon fails SHE considers the lives of millions of people a better stake which SHE would not compromise on, ever! SHE knows that copious Monsoon Rains means copious water flow into the dams & refilling the ground water sources which all have been treacherously exploited by the extremely greedy human beings! SHE also knows that good monsoon rains mean good crops & better living conditions for the poor in the months after the rains! Despite knowing all these things SHE also know that good crops, good ground water levels, good & copious water flow into the dams from where irrigation is mostly done & the electricity is produced will not be any sort of a compensation for the deadly disaster which will befall millions of people if SHE RAINS HER MONSOON RAINS!

What SHE has done by stopping the Monsoons on their tracks is Protecting the evilishly passive & self centred Keralites who will, without having any chance, lose their precious lives in millions & generations of incomparable human suffering, which will be much more than the generations of sufferings of the Hiroshima & Nagasaki atomic bombings when SHE lets the Monsoons Rain & fill the Mullapperiyar Dam with their voluminous waters & the dam breaks at a certain point of time, which can be any moment after the usual Monsoon rains!

The Politics of Hatred, the Politics of Stupidity, the Politics of Arrogance, the Politics of Insensibility, the Politics of High Handedness, the Politics of Votes & Numbers, the Politics of Inhumanity, the Politics of Majority, the Politics of Minority  & all could not do anything at all when the Mullapperiyar Dam breaks open after the usual Monsoon rains & the water in it travels, all the way down, to the Arabian Sea, with the vengeance of a million tsunamis, taking everything with it on the final journey of millions of dead bodies of Humans, Animals, Trees & all!

It is so great that despite all the ground work expertly & covertly being done for this Holocaust to happen, by all the evil & villainous people who always fish in the puddled waters, the tragedy of epic proportions these scheming & villainous perpetrators waited to happen with baited breath & millions of wreaths to be placed on the numberless dead bodies in their name, failed to happen as Mother Nature (or should we say GOD?!) let the Monsoon fail for the first time in centuries & saved the people of Her (GOD's!) Own Country!

Despite all these things done by HER, ‘the extremely thankless & stupidly inactive people of Kerala’ keep doing all the sub human activities, oblivious of the fact that SHE won’t be protecting all those who treacherously keep destroying HER (Mother Nature) in the name of progress & all the other toxic man made programmes from where only wholesome destruction, annihilation & death will emerge!

 Special Note: Now as the Monsoon failed & the water flow into the Mullapperiyar Dam is at its lowest quantity, the all aggressive & insensibly selfish Tamil Political Exploiters would not be in a position to exert STUPID POLITICAL PRESSURE to elevate the water level in the Mullapperiyar Dam to THEIR EXPECTED LEVELS!

Now the question that pops up in one’s mind is whether the fanatically selfish & insensible politicians of Tamilnadu be able to threaten Mother Nature physically as they did in the case of Keralites, shatter Mother Nature into smithereens as they did with the Kerala shops & vehicles in Chennai & other parts of Tamilnadu, arm twist the Monsoon Rains as they did with the spineless politicians of Kerala, shamelessly bribe the Monsoon rains as they did with the treacherous officials of Kerala, block the Monsoon clouds indefinitely on the Tamilnadu border areas as they did with the transport system between Kerala & Tamilnadu, file a suit in the Supreme Court against Mother Nature & Monsoon Rains as they did against the Kerala People or not?! 

Friday, June 29, 2012

The Great Indian Monsoon Saga!



The Bastards Who Waited For Rains Butchering Trees!
 
The bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now! They all have been waiting for rains all these days...! The arrival of the Great Monsoons from the south....! The life line of Indian Agriculture, Indian Life etc!
They have been reading the daily news papers & eagerly devouring the lines where IMD has told about the coming rains, the ‘MMs’ of rain to fall in a certain area, the percentage of rain the particular spot, area, panchayath, district, state, country etc will get when rain comes, if it comes at all etc! They have been talking volumes about EL NINOs, Global Warming, Low Pressure here, there & everywhere, The Negative Significance of CFCs, The Greatness of the rain coats available in the markets & the great discounts offered before the monsoon starts, Global Wind Structures, The behaviour of Antarctic Penguins at the time of the South Asian monsoons, The Accuracy of IMD’s Frog Forecasters etc!
 
The IMD (The Great Indian Meteorological Department which uses the frogs placed on top of the IMD Towers & their ‘Accurate Croaks’ to ‘Accurately Predict’ the Monsoon Rains!) Personalities (And, it is even strongly rumoured that the earnest & trustworthy IMD had placed at the least a frog, tied, on the top of every thing –movable & immovable!- which is more than 6ft tall, in the south side of the country to have an accurate prediction of Monsoon this time around!), the Hobby Weather Watchers from the government & the non government sides, the gaping public who always was interested in ‘Predictions’ of every sort, the gamblers, the monsoon indices betting people ‘authorised’ by various government departments which solely reserves for themselves the Great Art of Authorisation & SEBI (People have been thinking all these decades that ‘SEBI’ is the name of a North Indian ‘Babu’ who always meddle in everything unnecessarily!), my great neighbours who took great pains to wake up in the wee hours & prepare & pour boiled water on the plants, saplings & whatever I planted, the drug companies which eagerly wanted to force the ‘Monsoon Drugs’ down the throat of ‘the common man stupid’ under the various government sponsored & tacitly supported ‘Monsoon Immunisation + Prevention Of MONSOONIC DEADLY MALADIES’ programmes, the vested interests who always wanted to FISH in the monsoon water puddles & all the other ‘Concerned’ parties have been staying put with all their state of the art telescopes, periscopes, binoculars, body scanners, infrared night vision equipments, Air Borne Early Warning Systems & other millions of gadgets at Cape Camorin, at the top of Swami Vivekananda Statue, on the top of the cursed Mullapperiyar Dam, on the top of the Karnataka Vidhan Soudha & almost completed – at an exorbitant & jaw dropping escalated price!- Vikas Soudha, on the top of the Peepal tree on the top of the mining scared/tainted Kudremukh Hills & other HIGH PLACES! They all have been waiting for the rains of Monsoon!
Various media channels have competitively & successfully conducted and aired ‘AAA’ Rated opinion polls, exit polls, entrance polls, mid term polls & their own brand new various polls on the chances of rain to hit the country, the chances of the strength of the rains when they hit the country etc with maximum coverage; and, millions of people have participated in these polls, many going back home with great prizes like ‘Bullshit Company’ sponsored T-shirts, under garments, empty bottles of aerated drinks, replicas of the Fallen Indian Rupee (FIR!), packets of used condoms etc, which they painstakingly won, getting the maximum number of SMSs from the HUGELY DONKEYISH PUBLIC! 
 
Though the bastards have been looking southwards for a couple of weeks now, they had been deeply involved ‘in their work’ till just before they started waiting for the Monsoon Rains! They had been cutting trees & forests, non stop all these months & years, in the name of development, progress, employment, Rozgar, Roti, Kapada & Makkan, mining, undermining, road widening, pocket widening etc! They had regularly been uprooting trees & erasing thousands of hectors of forest land ‘in the name of their Dead Non Existent Fathers’, with the support of the ‘Who Is Who’ of ‘the authorising evil contingents’ all over the country (Who got their begging bowls filled with the ‘Sap Money’ of the slaughtered forests & trees!)!
And, they made it 100% sure that no sapling is planted in all those areas where they have even a tiny iota of influence! They, with their ‘Bastard Supporters’, trampled on all the saplings & plants they saw in their Bastard Eyes, anywhere & everywhere they went! They hired private detective agencies to find out where all new & young plants & saplings are grown & after getting the pieces of information they destroyed all those things in the stealthiest of the operations in such a fashion that there grew no plants for years! They made laws & they helped to make laws which make sure that ‘No Tree, Plant, and Sapling Grow Anywhere’!
 
These Bastards covered ‘the Face & Eyes of Law’ with their ‘Money Veil’ & Technical Expertise (Which is nothing but the naked exploitation of the loop holes of Law!) & cut the trees into extinction, in the darkest of nights! They cut the trees and eliminated even the seeds & then made the rules to preserve & protect forests; they made it a fashion to uproot trees to extinction; they had their indoctrinating Epics ghost written where deforestation was described the ultimate virtue; they made movies where trees & forests became Evil Dead; they poured boiled water on the immovable & mute plants & saplings to have a high and to satisfy their ‘Bastard Egos’; they ‘Deliberately Unknowingly’ trampled on the plants & saplings their neighbours planted in their own gardens, as if those plants & saplings were grown on the chest of their Dead & Gone Non Existent Fathers; they ridiculed all ‘those who planted something’ as aboriginals & utterly uncivilised! In short, these Bastards danced & killed each & every plant they came to know about and rejoiced!
But, they never stopped breathing the oxygen some poor tree or plant produced, somewhere far away from these Bastards; they never stopped polluting the air, environment & the Earth with great emissions of toxic gases & carbon dioxide! They burnt trees & they burnt fossil fuel in equal measure & polluted the world; they kept polluting the world & at the same time kept destroying The Very Things which made These Bastards live on this ‘Once Beautiful’ Mother Earth! They kept pouring to the hill stations where ONLY HILLS are present (& NO TREES, at all!) and kept their exuberant polluting techniques unstopped! They kept themselves cool by poisoning all the other things around them, as they themselves are toxically toxic! And, they tried to be under the cool shades of trees which they had already eliminated years ago, feigning they didn’t know they couldn’t have the shades of trees without the trees existing!
 
As ‘the Ultimate Poison Of The World’ These Bastards move on this Earth, most of the times unnoticed & sometimes glorified by the easily gullible contemporaries! And, they keep waiting for the Monsoon Rains, with all their armies of toxifying gadgets, talking elaborately about El Ninos, High & Low Pressure Areas in the various parts of the world, Glacier Melting & other ‘SIGNIFICANT’ things, which These Bastards think are the reasons behind a much delayed or extremely poor Monsoon! These Bastards never understand or want to understand HOW all these things depend of the thousands of plants, saplings, trees & forests they butchered & made extinct!   

ISI - MARK OF INDIA OR PAKISTAN?!


From Kashmir issue to Kargil War to Parliament attack to Mumbai 29/11 everything is attributed to ISI, the Inter Services Intelligence of Pakistan! One seriously doubts what their counter parts in India are doing! Slowly the Indians start to develop a fear or can we say an admiration towards ISI as they get away with whatever they do & keep repeating things which always hurt India & Indians where it hurts most!

When the ‘Bribe Taking Inspector of Police’ (B-TIP, as he is ‘fondly’ called!) caught the rider of the bike on not wearing a helmet & tried to ‘charge him something underhand’ he didn’t budge even a single iota & started to sing 'Vande Matharam' & all at the top f his voice that all the other residents of that locality dashed to the CRIME SITE! There they saw a bike rider without a helmet caught by the Bribe Taking Inspector Of Police (B-TIP) & singing, at the top of his voice, Great Patriotic Songs of Yore! The Bribe Taker painstakingly tried to stop his chanting; but as he thought whether he would be suspended for 'The Crime Against The State' (As the so called offender was singing great patriotic songs non stop!) he didn’t become his usual self who always kicked the so called (‘Alleged’ in the media terms!) offenders under the belly & where it hurts most, without ever causing any mark of an injury, first & talked later!

As there came a soothing slow down in the law offender biker’s top pitch patriotic singing, people  who gathered in large numbers started to ask the alleged offender biker what the problem was. He with his Patriotic Arrogance & Pride told them that the bribe taker (B-TIP) asked him to be an Anti India & Anti Patriotic! And, he continued saying that the bribe taker has asked him to wear a helmet while riding a bike & that too WITH THE MARK OF THE PAKISTANI INTELLIGENCE SEVICE - ISI - on it, which he could not tolerate & he will never! And, he elaborated, to all those around him who lapped up whatever he said the very instant he spat it out, that it is because he is a Patriotic Indian he is harassed by this ISI Agent who always promotes ISI & Their nefarious designs!

The helpless & patriotically cornered police inspector or the so called B-TIP, out of his pathetic state he was in, asked, as a compromise, the Patriotic Offender to start wearing a helmet without the ISI mark, which was against the Indian Traffic Rules & Regulations, which he was reminded of by his Bribe Taking Subordinate (BTS!)! But, not listening to him, the B-TIP pointed out that more than 80% of the helmets in the country are NOT ISI Marked; and, hence, the biker could have gone for a helmet which never had the PAKISTANI DESIGN on it to protect his head & by that his precious life, in case he meets with an accident & never have his great patriotic sentiments bruised!

The B-TIP even made it clear that India is a country where only the rider will DIE due to NOT WEARING a helmet if met with an accident & the pillion rider will escape unhurt & keep living though he or she fails to wear a helmet & meets with a deadly accident, as LEGALLY death can catch ONLY the rider -and never a pillion rider!- as according to the traffic rule book! The B-TIP reminded the ‘Alleged’ Offender & all those who gathered there –who bayed for the unpatriotic blood of the B-TIP!- that in India it is only those without an ISI Marked Helmet can & are permitted to die, if met with a deadly accident, while the pillion rider, despite not having a helmet to cover his or her head, will keep living as death cannot take him or her under the all prevailing & forceful Indian Traffic Rules! 

The All Knowing Common Man's question is if the ISI Mark on the helmet can save a life & the rule book says ‘ONLY ISI Marked Helmets’ can be worn why all these fuss about ISI?! He seriously doubts that the media, government & all are trying to sabotage the good image of ISI to have some secret political mileage as how can a life saver (ISI) be life destructive?! And, he asks if ISI Mark is OK with helmets then why the ‘ISI Marked’ (Made, Circulated & Marketed By ISI!) Indian Fake Currency Notes can’t be accepted nationwide & the agents who make the ISI Mark in the matter of Fake Indian Currency in India given Bharat Rathnas?!

The All Knowing Common Man also urges that all the people in India who OWE COMPLETE & UNWAVERING ALLEGIANCE to Pakistani ISI (The Fact That They Are In Crores doesn’t seem to bother him!) should be considered ‘MORE INDIAN’ than the others & WHATEVER DEMANDS THEY MAKE 24/7 SHOULD BE MET, UNGRUDGINGLY! He also adds that the Kandahar Plane Hijacking & all should be seen in a very positive light & the terrorists freed then should be considered Great Servicemen as they had been working 24/7 for ISI, which stands for great quality of Life, always!

FOOT NOTE:-
It is scientifically proven beyond any doubt that it is the ‘ISI Mark’ that saves thousands of lives in India & not, as has been popularly believed all these decades, the quality of the helmet worn! Hence, to save the life of a biker, in the case of an accident happening, the ONLY DIFFERENTIATING ASPECT which segregates Life from Death is an ‘ISI Mark’ and nothing more! Hence, it can be positively deemed that just sticking an ISI Mark on the fore head or any part of one’s head, however tiny it may look, will be the Ultimate Protection one needs while riding a bike; and the trouble making helmets can be phased out in time!
 
And, all those people who make Non ISI Standard Helmets & sell them all in the open market to the easily gullible so called common men of India as ISI Standard Helmets, just by sticking an ISI Sticker on to them,  should be appreciated & honoured, as they are doing a great work in the times of Government Propelled Inflation of double digits, as they make the helmets reachable to the commonest of the common men & cost effective and save millions of lives from the unpredictable & deadly accidents, thanks to the ISI Stickers they pasted on them! But, despite all these raging discussions, explanations, elaborations, briefing & all, for the common men of India one very serious doubt remains : whether ‘ISI’ is Indian or Pakistani ?!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Law, Parda, Social Evil, Sun Film & Common Man's Privacy!


“Privacy is the most cherished thing in any man's (woman's too!) life!”

“When the safety & privacy of persons can not be guaranteed & they are always compromised by the ‘System Existing’, then the person has to do something for his/her privacy, himself/herself!”

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Privacy has always been one of the Hottest Topics, which is discussed all over the world, all the time, all these years! Pro privacy activists all over the world are even ready to go for the Third World War in order to protect their most precious property in life – Privacy!

But, the law makers all over the world have always been against it all these decades of Privacy Awakening! They never liked the Idea Of Privacy, ever; and, they only supported & cared for their own privacy which they KNEW was a lot much more than what the ordinary mortals have or supposed to have in their lives! They never tolerated the so called Privacy Sort Of Things in the ordinary mortal’s life & they made it a point that all the laws they make in their Law Making Machines MUST adhere to this basic principle of theirs!

Hence, they made laws by which they could TAP anyone’s –which means EVERYONE’s!- phone, anytime, in order to protect the nation from a very small number of run of the mill Hooligans; they could barge into anyone’s (Common Man’s!) bed room any time to verify whether any ‘illegal activity’ is going on or not; they could hold anyone (Common Man, again!) under custody without ever registering the arrest for as long as they wish to verify whether he or she is the King or Queen Pin in the Glacier Melting Tragedy, which is happening all over the world; they could hack into any email – read, every e mail!- in the name of protecting the nation from the future terrorists in the 2050s –A ‘Time Cop’ Style Gymnastics!-  etc! But, the thing one (The Stupid Common Man!) always fails to understand is that despite doing all these Privacy Busting Activities (PBAs!), the crime rate in India is going up  alarmingly, unstopped!

Hence, what about the enactment of law which imposes Open Toilets - which can make sure that the excreta of each man/women doesn't contain the gold chain & other things such as diamonds etc swallowed after the jewellery shop heist & the drug packets stored in the abdomen by swallowing by the drug cartels etc?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes Open Bedrooms - which can make sure that no extramarital sexual inter course is taking place & no under aged is involved in the sexual acts in the country and, ofcourse, all the standards of the Moral Police are strictly followed to the last alphabet etc?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes ‘Open’ Pardas - which can make 'the enticing beauty' (Parda saves most of the wearers from the vagaries of Public Attention & The Scrutinising Scanning Of The Lewd Onlooker doesn’t stand a chance in front of the Privacy Hating Law is another matter!) of the wearer visible to every one that 'No Secret Beauty' escapes the all seeing eyes of law, as wearing a Parda can be termed Legally a Social Evil by the Arduously Privacy Hating Law & Law Makers?!

What about the enactment of law which imposes ‘Open’ bank accounts and bank vaults - which can make sure that NO BLACK MONEY is in the accounts & vaults (And, if some is found in the accounts or vaults, by chance, the 'Black' can be 'peeled off' & can be made transparent at the exchequer's/poor common men of India's expense!) & every thing is transparent?! The law can also make the internet accounts & pass words, social security numbers, PAN numbers, pass port details & all other data etc 'OPEN' & Transparent 24/7 that no secrecy shall ever grow in this ‘Secretless’ Country!

Cooling glasses (Specs With ‘Cooling Film’ On Them!) should also be banned by the law that the eyes of the murderers, rapists, robbers & other villains come in the open! No One Dares To Ask “What of some of the southern politicians who wear cooling glasses?!”, “Will the 'cooling' of their glasses be peeled off at the expense of the exchequer/poor common men of India?!” etc in the open!

The jewellery shops, high cost item stores, apparel stores & all other sorts of stores should keep their shutters, windows  & doors 'OPEN' all the day & night that anyone can see inside at any given moment- if one wishes that way!- & be rest assured no 'Black' things are happening in all these places & every thing is ‘Lawfully Transparent'! And, if ever one finds something 'Black' (Including Black Stones in the jewellery shops & rice, dal etc!) 'IT' can be 'Peeled Off' & made transparent the very moment the ‘Blackness’ is seen by the Law Abiding Law Enforcement Authorities!

People should be made to sleep in the open that they don’t/wont ever have 'Secret & Private Dreams' that the Law Enacting & Law Enforcing Agencies don’t want & tolerate; they should bathe in the open & walk naked in the open that they should not have something secretive [Like the ‘dreadfully deadly’ pocket knifes, pattern tanks, nuclear bombs, torpedoes, belt bombs, inter continental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) etc – A La ‘Mask’ Style!] hidden on their body -under the secretive cover of their cloths-which the Law Enacting & Enforcing Agencies seldom like!

The electric wires SHOULD BE STRIPPED of their 'COVERING' as the Law Hawks have found out, with all the sorts of scientific research & all, that there is a great chance of the electricity getting transported 'Under The Cover' into the black market and as they can not peel off the 'Black' of the Black Market they should, at the least, peel off the electric wires with the help of law!

All the motor vehicles in India (No agreement has been reached on the cases of Air Planes, Ships & Trains, among the law makers, yet!) should be made 'Lawfully Open' that no other part should be there on the vehicles other than the chassis & motor; lest they can be used (Under 'The Cover' They Have!) for transporting illegal, black (Oil & other things which have a tinge or two of ‘Black’ are excluded in the law as they can be considered ‘Z’ category items, which never ever comes under the law for the common people!) & non transparent things & materials such as Evil Human Minds, Hatred, Communal Violence, Greed etc!

As we all -common people – know in our minds & souls, it is for the security of the people –read common man!- the Law Enacting & Enforcing agencies doing these kinds of things, and they peel off the cooling film of the motor vehicle ONLY because they are sure in every moving car a criminal is moving & all the motor vehicles in India are used ‘ONLY’ to transport the dead body of the murdered, the booty from the billion dollar worth heists (which makes the black money hoarders abroad shy by miles etc!), the kidnapped etc & for the 'Black' acts like running away from the crime scene, elopement of the 'Always Under Aged', having unlawful, extra marital & under aged sexual intercourse in the back seats, transportation of drugs, criminals & terrorists etc etc!

Let’s hope and wait for a Transparent, ‘Black’ less, , ‘Social Evil’ less & Peeled Off India to emerge from these great works of the Indian Law Makers & Law Definers!


The Latest From The Evil Forums Of India:
As all the motor vehicles in India are to be peeled off the cool film on them, as it ‘SURELY’ is a ‘SOCIAL EVIL’ (THE ONLY SOCIAL EVIL EXISTING IN INDIA!), as stated by the Highest Court Of India,  the All India Terrorists’, Murderers’, Kidnappers’, Rapists’, Dead Body Dumpers’, Robbers’ & All Other Evil Doers’ Associations have  called for a nation wide Bandh on a number of days such as All Killers’ Day, All Rapists’ Day, All Kidnappers’ Day, ‘All Terrorists’ Day, All Dead Body Dumpers’ Day etc to mark their protest against the HUGE injustice done to them!

And, they all have ‘SECRETLY’ decided that all their future executions of plans will hence forth be BIKE BORNE, as, at present, the All Covering Helmet is NOT considered (Luckily for the ‘Social Evil’ Sector!) a Social Evil, at all! And, if  some stupid raises this issue of ‘Serious Security Threat’ Due To Wearing The Helmet in ‘The Appropriate Forums’, it would take another millennium for the Security Worried Efficient Government Machinery to carry out an absolute ban on the helmet or force an ‘OPEN HELMET’ (Which will be always ‘OPEN’ from all the sides!) on the biker!!