It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is genarally reffered to as the Spring of insurance in India!
The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!
The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!
What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!
The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!
GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!
IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!
A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!
The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!
FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Comedy Goondas & Goondies (Female version of Goondas!) of Our Education!
There were times when the students of an educational institution or college boasted about the Master Degrees, PHDs & Doctorates the principal of their college or education institution had/held! There was a time when the students boasted about the truck loads of knowledge the principal carried & the respect he had everywhere he went! Those times are passé! Now, it is the time for the college students to boast fearfully about the GOONDA PRINCIPAL or the GOONDY PRINCIPAL they have in their educational institution & tell a million stories of how they will beat & horrify the entire young generation in the college! Now is the time one can fearfully boast about the GOONDA & GOONDY PRINCIPALS & proudly present oneself as coming from THIS OR THAT GOONDA'S or GOONDY' COLLEGE!
These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!
I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!
One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!
In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!
Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!
These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!
I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!
One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!
In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!
Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
LEMME TELL YOU BABY WHETHER THIS ONE IS A PAKI-PIG OR WHAT!?
Even after more than one year, 2 central ministries, 2 defence ministers & more than 50 crores of tax payers' money spent on the prime & the only accused alive - the only human pig the entire police force of Mumbai valiantly caught alive by their bravery! - the answer to the basic question whether it is a Paki Pig or what which was caught alive, after the Mumbai Massacre, still remains, internationally, a heavily debatable point!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
CHEAT, TRICK, DUPE - THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS IN INDIA!
CHEAT....CHEAT.....CHEAT.....TRICK......TRICK.......TRICK.......DUPE.....DUPE......DUPE.......! These words & their multiple synonyms have become the real time substitutes for Business or Doing Business in India! These are the only things which one should have to start a business these days! And, these are THE ONLY THINGS ONE REQUIRES to start a business & run it for ages & amass huge profits etc! Whatever business you do, you SHOULD IMPLEMENT 100% WORDS SUCH AS CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE etc or else you better think of anything else other than business or doing business! It is not a panchayat phrase or a district one....IT IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER INDIA TO THE BENEFIT OF THE POOR & STARVING BUSINESS MEN! Even such a question & answer duo have surfaced & got into the CAT, MAT, IAS, IPS & the like quality exams; it goes as this.....Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!
From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!
The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!
These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!
THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!
From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!
The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!
These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!
THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
PLATFORMS OF THOUGHT/THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM!
Man has always been trying to reach where he thinks he owns a place for himself, for a number of millennia now........THE LAST/FINAL PLATFORM! He has been trying for this all these millennia, using all conceivable forms of doing things to be there, where he thinks (or more properly phrased) he belongs to! From time to time this final destination always eluded him, despite all his efforts & attempts in millions of ways! Still, keeping his deep faith in the existence of that LAST PLATFORM or LAST FRONTIER FOR HUMAN BEINGS human beings keep moving......!
The man, when he lived with the minimum pretentions, eons ago, accidently made fire or he came to know the use of fire; without PATENTING THE USE OF FIRE the entire humanity entered a new era of existence! MAKING FIRE he entered a hitherto new era, hence platform, and started to play with it! From then on human life became different & sophisticated! Discovery of Fire was ofcourse a new platform but never the final one!
THE ART OF PAINTING & THE PERFOMANCE OF DANCE made the human beings reach another platform where they started to assume themselves as something different & exalted! He painted what he thought the perfect copies of what he saw around him & danced as if some divine powers – the ultimate platform! - were making him do it, with frenzy! In this platform too human beings wished for the ULTIMATE PLATFORM where they were immortal!
THEN CAME GOD OR RATHER THEN MAN CREATED GOD! In search of the final frontier for the human kind MAN CREATED GOD IN HIS OWN SHAPE & CHARACTER that in HIM he found himself achieving immortality – THE FINAL PLATFORM, which for the man of that era was not possible in reality! Hence, with the CREATION OF GOD, even though it was through proxy – GOD – he entered the FINAL PLATFORM in illusions!
IF SAID PRECISELY, THE FINAL PLATFORM WAS ALWAYS ABOUT LIVING AS LONG AS ONE WISHED OR IN OTHER WORDS IMMORTALITY! With the creation of GOD human beings PROXY-REACHED THE FINAL PLATFORM, with the help of the IMMORTAL GODS! But in real they died even much before they even started to think about death! Then the continuous search for immortality made them reach MEDICINE! It was a platform ofcourse, but not THE FINAL PLATFORM!
Around 9000 BC DOMESTICATION OF ANIMALS happened! It was something which had never happened before & the way human beings lived till then changed dramatically with it! The systems existed till then gave way to the newly mastered system and human beings started to live according to a new set of rules which changed their living system again! Man started to plan, in the very basic sense of the word, not only for him but for the animals as well & that changed his style of living; in other words the domestication of animals forced more responsibilities on him & made him reach a new platform!
Thinking about a lot of things & doing a lot of things knowingly & unknowingly, about 10000 YEARS AGO HUNTERS BECAME FARMERS! PEOPLE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, SETTLED IN TOWNS & DEVELOPED A NEW WAY OF LIFE – WE CAN CALL IT THE BEGINNINGS OF CIVILISATION! Civilisation was the next platform man entered into with or without his knowledge, as happened in all the platforms he has entered into all his existence!
In 5000 BC BRICK was first used for building! In 3500 BC INVENTION OF WHEEL TO MAKE POTTERY HAPPENED IN MESOPOTAMIA! Around 3200 BC WRITING APPEARED IN INDUS & SUMER & THE FIRST USE OF BRONZE WAS DONE! All these things can be considered different platforms on which human beings have reached one after another, taking enormous quantity of TIME!
The next platform, that of the KINGS & RULING CLASS is supposed to have started with GILGAMESH, THE LEGENDARY RULER in 2750 BC! With this new platform a lot of things changed & almost till date this same system of ruling has been in place, with different appearances & alterations! The impact of the new platform was extremely heavy & it lasted almost 5000 years without much difference is ample proof of its impact on the human society!
What Buddha taught the world 2500 years ago was something which the world had never heard till he uttered it; ofcourse he made the world reach another platform with his great & fantastic thinking! From that point onwards the world was never the same again! What Socrates did was also something platform-breaking, where he emphasised the importance of thought! Still the FINAL PLATFORM eluded the entire humanity!
WHEN WILL IT BE......? WHEN WILL MAN REACH THERE........? WILL SOMEBODY LEAD MAN THERE........? , have always been the questions for which never came the answers! Somehow or the other & knowingly or unknowingly Man has reached one platform after another, continuously, all these millennia! The real questions are “HOW NEAR WE ARE TO THE FINAL PLATFORM?!” & “ISN’T IT THE TIME WE REACH THERE?!” A lot of people have come to this world proclaiming to be the providers of the ultimate solution to the problems of human existence & they vanished without making the human kind reach THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM! Thinking about THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM what becomes conspicuous is that it will make Man immortal or at the least make/let him live on this Earth till he wishes to move away from here – as is in the HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA & IMMORTALITY OF WRITERS/FAMOUS MEN OF DEEDS etc! - & make him happy all his life – another HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA!
ALL THE PLATFORMS MAN HAS REACHED, ALL THESE MILLENIA, HE REACHED ONLY DUE TO HIS THINKING CAPACITY/THOUGHT & ONLY THROUGH PERFECT & SPOTLESS THINKING ONE CAN EVER REALISE OR KNOW OR REACH THE ULTIMATE ONE! And, THE GREATESTS OF ALL THE SURPRISES IS THAT IF ONE KNOWS –EVEN IN ONE’S THOUGHT- WHAT IMMORTALITY & HEAVEN ‘REALLY’ IS, ONE HAS REACHED THE FINAL/ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! AND, AT THE LEAST, THE ONE WHO KNOWS IT IS THERE FOR ALL THE HUMANITY!!!
The man, when he lived with the minimum pretentions, eons ago, accidently made fire or he came to know the use of fire; without PATENTING THE USE OF FIRE the entire humanity entered a new era of existence! MAKING FIRE he entered a hitherto new era, hence platform, and started to play with it! From then on human life became different & sophisticated! Discovery of Fire was ofcourse a new platform but never the final one!
THE ART OF PAINTING & THE PERFOMANCE OF DANCE made the human beings reach another platform where they started to assume themselves as something different & exalted! He painted what he thought the perfect copies of what he saw around him & danced as if some divine powers – the ultimate platform! - were making him do it, with frenzy! In this platform too human beings wished for the ULTIMATE PLATFORM where they were immortal!
THEN CAME GOD OR RATHER THEN MAN CREATED GOD! In search of the final frontier for the human kind MAN CREATED GOD IN HIS OWN SHAPE & CHARACTER that in HIM he found himself achieving immortality – THE FINAL PLATFORM, which for the man of that era was not possible in reality! Hence, with the CREATION OF GOD, even though it was through proxy – GOD – he entered the FINAL PLATFORM in illusions!
IF SAID PRECISELY, THE FINAL PLATFORM WAS ALWAYS ABOUT LIVING AS LONG AS ONE WISHED OR IN OTHER WORDS IMMORTALITY! With the creation of GOD human beings PROXY-REACHED THE FINAL PLATFORM, with the help of the IMMORTAL GODS! But in real they died even much before they even started to think about death! Then the continuous search for immortality made them reach MEDICINE! It was a platform ofcourse, but not THE FINAL PLATFORM!
Around 9000 BC DOMESTICATION OF ANIMALS happened! It was something which had never happened before & the way human beings lived till then changed dramatically with it! The systems existed till then gave way to the newly mastered system and human beings started to live according to a new set of rules which changed their living system again! Man started to plan, in the very basic sense of the word, not only for him but for the animals as well & that changed his style of living; in other words the domestication of animals forced more responsibilities on him & made him reach a new platform!
Thinking about a lot of things & doing a lot of things knowingly & unknowingly, about 10000 YEARS AGO HUNTERS BECAME FARMERS! PEOPLE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, SETTLED IN TOWNS & DEVELOPED A NEW WAY OF LIFE – WE CAN CALL IT THE BEGINNINGS OF CIVILISATION! Civilisation was the next platform man entered into with or without his knowledge, as happened in all the platforms he has entered into all his existence!
In 5000 BC BRICK was first used for building! In 3500 BC INVENTION OF WHEEL TO MAKE POTTERY HAPPENED IN MESOPOTAMIA! Around 3200 BC WRITING APPEARED IN INDUS & SUMER & THE FIRST USE OF BRONZE WAS DONE! All these things can be considered different platforms on which human beings have reached one after another, taking enormous quantity of TIME!
The next platform, that of the KINGS & RULING CLASS is supposed to have started with GILGAMESH, THE LEGENDARY RULER in 2750 BC! With this new platform a lot of things changed & almost till date this same system of ruling has been in place, with different appearances & alterations! The impact of the new platform was extremely heavy & it lasted almost 5000 years without much difference is ample proof of its impact on the human society!
What Buddha taught the world 2500 years ago was something which the world had never heard till he uttered it; ofcourse he made the world reach another platform with his great & fantastic thinking! From that point onwards the world was never the same again! What Socrates did was also something platform-breaking, where he emphasised the importance of thought! Still the FINAL PLATFORM eluded the entire humanity!
WHEN WILL IT BE......? WHEN WILL MAN REACH THERE........? WILL SOMEBODY LEAD MAN THERE........? , have always been the questions for which never came the answers! Somehow or the other & knowingly or unknowingly Man has reached one platform after another, continuously, all these millennia! The real questions are “HOW NEAR WE ARE TO THE FINAL PLATFORM?!” & “ISN’T IT THE TIME WE REACH THERE?!” A lot of people have come to this world proclaiming to be the providers of the ultimate solution to the problems of human existence & they vanished without making the human kind reach THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM! Thinking about THE ULTIMATE/FINAL PLATFORM what becomes conspicuous is that it will make Man immortal or at the least make/let him live on this Earth till he wishes to move away from here – as is in the HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA & IMMORTALITY OF WRITERS/FAMOUS MEN OF DEEDS etc! - & make him happy all his life – another HUMANLY CREATED HEAVEN IDEA!
ALL THE PLATFORMS MAN HAS REACHED, ALL THESE MILLENIA, HE REACHED ONLY DUE TO HIS THINKING CAPACITY/THOUGHT & ONLY THROUGH PERFECT & SPOTLESS THINKING ONE CAN EVER REALISE OR KNOW OR REACH THE ULTIMATE ONE! And, THE GREATESTS OF ALL THE SURPRISES IS THAT IF ONE KNOWS –EVEN IN ONE’S THOUGHT- WHAT IMMORTALITY & HEAVEN ‘REALLY’ IS, ONE HAS REACHED THE FINAL/ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! AND, AT THE LEAST, THE ONE WHO KNOWS IT IS THERE FOR ALL THE HUMANITY!!!
Monday, December 13, 2010
ഒരു പ്രവചനം / The Prophecy
മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും കൊടിയ അസിഷ്ണുതയുടെയും അലസതയുടെയും ജഡ്തയുടെയും കടുത്ത മേഘപടലങ്ങള് ഞാനവിടെ കാണുന്നു! ഓര്ര്മഗളിലെനോ മുന്നോട്ടെരിയപ്പെട്ട ഒരു മഴു കാലത്തിന്റെ പൂര്ണതയില് തിരിച്ചുപോഗുന്നത് ഞാന് കാണുന്നു!
വലിയ വലിയ വൃക്ഷങ്ങള് വളര്ത്തി കൊടിയ അലസതയുടെയും മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും അഗാത ഗഹ്വരങ്ങളില്നിന്നും പുറത്തുകടന്നു പ്രകൃതിയോടു മനസ്സറിഞ്ഞു മാപ്പ് പറഞ്ഞു തികഞ്ഞ മാനുഷീഗതയിലെക്യു അതിവേഗം മടങ്ങിയില്ലെങ്ങില് ഒരു സോദോം ഗോമോറോയുടെ ആവര്ത്തനം ഞാന് അവിടെ കാണുന്നു!
വലിയ വലിയ വൃക്ഷങ്ങള് വളര്ത്തി കൊടിയ അലസതയുടെയും മനുഷ്യതരാഹിത്യതിന്റെയും അഗാത ഗഹ്വരങ്ങളില്നിന്നും പുറത്തുകടന്നു പ്രകൃതിയോടു മനസ്സറിഞ്ഞു മാപ്പ് പറഞ്ഞു തികഞ്ഞ മാനുഷീഗതയിലെക്യു അതിവേഗം മടങ്ങിയില്ലെങ്ങില് ഒരു സോദോം ഗോമോറോയുടെ ആവര്ത്തനം ഞാന് അവിടെ കാണുന്നു!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
CHESS GM PROJECT!
The CHESS GM PROJECT, which was inaugurated on 14-06-10, in Bangalore, has been moving ahead with great enthusiasm since then, with scores of chess players & chess lovers getting involved in the project!
This is the project which is going to change the chess-scene completely, in the near future, with a very large number of Chess GMs emanating from India & conquering the International Chess Scenario!
The CHESS GM PROJECT is supposed to have achieved its full purpose within a very short time span of 24 months or 2 years. It is planned in such a way that those people who participate & go along the CHESS GM PROJECT are going to have a sea change in their thinking style & standard of living, as well! "The Man Who Thinks Lives!” is the basic thing about all the human existences; hence, thinking analytically becomes all the more important for the real existence!
No other game other than CHESS nurtures Analytical, Logical, Responsible & Quality thinking as its prime objective! World organisations such has W.H.O have recommended CHESS as something which has to be taught to the children in order to build & develop an ever growing army of quality human beings who think! Ofcourse, it is no small matter that such organisations recommend CHESS for children!
It is wonderful to know that CHESS teaches its students a million quality things including perfect calculation, planning, logical reasoning, responsible thinking & by the way responsible living! A human life - including that of any growing person - will not become wholesome without having the above said qualities in one's life; hence CHESS becomes integral to anything human! And, life without CHESS becomes something less worth living!
And, it is also interesting to know that this great game originated in India (BHARATH!) thousands of years ago! We should not forget to remember that the oldest of the civilisations grew here in India (BHARATH!), almost 7000 years ago. The same nation which gave MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY & YOGA to the world has given this great game too to the world to develop the human kind! And, to crown it all, the reigning world champion of CHESS too is an Indian (BHARATIYA!) named Viswanathan Anand, who has been keeping the world title under his belt for the last 3 years continuously; and he is the only World CHESS Champion who has won the World CHESS Crown in 3 different formats of World Championship, i.e. Tournament, Knock-out & Match!
It is the time for India (BHARATH!) to emerge big time on the world stage.......! Hence, it has become ominous that such a great thing as CHESS GM PROJECT happens in India (BHARATH!) & leads the nation & world to THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! Great Days Ahead........!!!
This is the project which is going to change the chess-scene completely, in the near future, with a very large number of Chess GMs emanating from India & conquering the International Chess Scenario!
The CHESS GM PROJECT is supposed to have achieved its full purpose within a very short time span of 24 months or 2 years. It is planned in such a way that those people who participate & go along the CHESS GM PROJECT are going to have a sea change in their thinking style & standard of living, as well! "The Man Who Thinks Lives!” is the basic thing about all the human existences; hence, thinking analytically becomes all the more important for the real existence!
No other game other than CHESS nurtures Analytical, Logical, Responsible & Quality thinking as its prime objective! World organisations such has W.H.O have recommended CHESS as something which has to be taught to the children in order to build & develop an ever growing army of quality human beings who think! Ofcourse, it is no small matter that such organisations recommend CHESS for children!
It is wonderful to know that CHESS teaches its students a million quality things including perfect calculation, planning, logical reasoning, responsible thinking & by the way responsible living! A human life - including that of any growing person - will not become wholesome without having the above said qualities in one's life; hence CHESS becomes integral to anything human! And, life without CHESS becomes something less worth living!
And, it is also interesting to know that this great game originated in India (BHARATH!) thousands of years ago! We should not forget to remember that the oldest of the civilisations grew here in India (BHARATH!), almost 7000 years ago. The same nation which gave MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY & YOGA to the world has given this great game too to the world to develop the human kind! And, to crown it all, the reigning world champion of CHESS too is an Indian (BHARATIYA!) named Viswanathan Anand, who has been keeping the world title under his belt for the last 3 years continuously; and he is the only World CHESS Champion who has won the World CHESS Crown in 3 different formats of World Championship, i.e. Tournament, Knock-out & Match!
It is the time for India (BHARATH!) to emerge big time on the world stage.......! Hence, it has become ominous that such a great thing as CHESS GM PROJECT happens in India (BHARATH!) & leads the nation & world to THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM OF HUMAN EXISTANCE! Great Days Ahead........!!!
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