The Learned Kings of Kerala -& most of the Kings there were learned!- were lovers of Arts, Literature, Sanskrit – the language of a lot of secrets! – Martial Arts & a lot of other things which were positive from a human beings’ angle; they were very kind & morally of very high quality & standard. They always thought about their people & had been in constant touch with people that they understood the people better!
They always thought about the well being of their people that they considered their people their children! They amassed wealth to serve their people better, in sharp contrast to the present day politicians! Some of them even served the people as the servants of some Divine Lords as was the case with Marthanda Varma! They were selfless and sincere in their thought & actions. The love, selflessness, sincerity & respect were mutual! Even in the fight between Valluva Konathiri of Malabar & Samoothiri of Kozhikode one can see this selflessness as hundreds of Chavers sacrificed their lives for their country! The Kings kept the kingdoms of Kerala safe at any cost & ruled the present state of Kerala till the independence of India!
The 1 lakh crore + unearthed from the Sri Padmanabhaswamy temple @ Thiruvanathapuram is the ultimate proof of the wisdom, farsightedness, love towards their people, vision etc of those great rulers of Kerala who ruled the great country of MALAYALAM/KERALAM! One can well assume that at the time of the East India Company they stooped to conquer! When they understood that to fight the East India Company was futile, after a number of experiences, they must have used the trick of the lizards to throw their tails away to distract the enemies & escape with whatever that is important & precious! They stored their wealth – the wealth of their people – in such a way that not even the wind could understand where they kept the treasure safe, safely away from the constantly searching & scrutinizing eyes of the white men who plundered like the present day politicians!
Someone seriously joked that the treasure should never have been taken out all these decades due to the senseless, imposing & arbitrary ‘NOKKUKOOLIE’ –the amount a worker in the present day Kerala forcefully extracts from the person who makes the work done by any other man other than the one who bullies the money out of one’s pocket to his pocket! – existing in Kerala to which in a rejoinder another man joked that those people in those days should have been as lazy as the present day Malayalee (Keralite) in Kerala!
What the present day rulers – we call them democratic government these days! – do is taking whatever they can lay their hands on & rob the common man & do whatever they like till they dislike what they do, without ever considering a rap about the people who made them form governments in the independent India to plunder! We even had governments in independent India which took the common man’s gold to pledge outside the country to somehow squeeze some more days to stay in power!
In present day India we have seen plenty of ministers & ‘who is who’ of the governments doing ONLY those things which benefit them – BENEFIT THEM ONLY! What they focus on is HOW TO MAKE THE COMMON MAN POORER & MAKE THEMSELVES RICHER! To that end they will do whatever’s possible, taking any means! It is shocking to see our present day Kings’ shameless acts when we understand what all things the Kings of Yore did for their people! At the least they never plundered the people in the name of development & lifted every paisa given by the taxpayer into the tax heavens, somehow! In those days the rulers were never plunderers & extremely self indulgent people who ONLY THINK OF THEMSELVES 24/7! When one thinks about all these things & more one seriously doubts the credentials of the much trumpeted democracy which we have selected over the rule of Kings! Let’s remember & repeat “THE KING IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE KING!”!
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
THE ACCUSER!
The position of an Accuser has always been considered extremely glamorous & applaudable in Independent India! People admired him for his daredevilry & audacity. They loved him more than they loved their film stars & cricket men! He has been the ultimate poster boy of the TOO INQUISITIVE INDIAN! They love him day & night because he is Omnipresent as god is; and he is Irresponsible as they themselves are - making The Accuser a demi-god!
The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something - he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!
The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Miinister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burgler Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governer Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governer Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc!
The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciory! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilige to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!
In India the onus is always on the accused! Hence, the Accuser always has to have the right contacts at the right media points! And, he always has to make sure that he OPENS HIS ACCUSER MOUTH at the right connection points of media that all the rest is done by the gossip-monger media!After making his accusations he has to make sure that he will CLOSE HIS ACCUSER MOUTH only after saying that HE WOULD DIVULGE MORE DETAILS LATER or HE WOULD COME INFRONT OF THE SAME GOSSIP MONGERS WITH MORE PROOF LATER! Then, he can take complete rest till he gets his next assignment!
After the Accuser's turn infront of the arranged media, it is the news-starved media which runs the game for the accusers; and, most of the time, intendedly or unintendedly the police also goes on THE PATH OPENED BY THE ACCUSER's MOUTH! It is easily possible for the police to create proofs out of thin air in India! Creating proofs that help support the accusations of the Accuser is an art in India that has been mastered by the various departments of law & order implementors! Though the number of hapless people who lost their lives fighting the baseless accusations of these accusers are numberless in India, it is a forgotten issue for the Indians. They never think what happened to those accused who were most of the time falsily implicated & lost their life fighting against the master tricks of the Expert Illusion Artist - The Accuser!
The Born Accuser, The Made Accuser, The Professional Accuser, The Hobby Accuser etc are the commonly seen varieties of accusers in Independant India! It has become a fact that the Indian society cann't exist without mixing all these varieties! And, it is a truth that The Accuser has become the integral part of the Indian System that even if one can live in India without Kashmir as its integral part, one won't be able to live in it without having the REGULAR MIX -MASALA OF OUR OMNIPRESENT & IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSERS!
The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something - he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!
The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Miinister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burgler Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governer Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governer Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc!
The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciory! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilige to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!
In India the onus is always on the accused! Hence, the Accuser always has to have the right contacts at the right media points! And, he always has to make sure that he OPENS HIS ACCUSER MOUTH at the right connection points of media that all the rest is done by the gossip-monger media!After making his accusations he has to make sure that he will CLOSE HIS ACCUSER MOUTH only after saying that HE WOULD DIVULGE MORE DETAILS LATER or HE WOULD COME INFRONT OF THE SAME GOSSIP MONGERS WITH MORE PROOF LATER! Then, he can take complete rest till he gets his next assignment!
After the Accuser's turn infront of the arranged media, it is the news-starved media which runs the game for the accusers; and, most of the time, intendedly or unintendedly the police also goes on THE PATH OPENED BY THE ACCUSER's MOUTH! It is easily possible for the police to create proofs out of thin air in India! Creating proofs that help support the accusations of the Accuser is an art in India that has been mastered by the various departments of law & order implementors! Though the number of hapless people who lost their lives fighting the baseless accusations of these accusers are numberless in India, it is a forgotten issue for the Indians. They never think what happened to those accused who were most of the time falsily implicated & lost their life fighting against the master tricks of the Expert Illusion Artist - The Accuser!
The Born Accuser, The Made Accuser, The Professional Accuser, The Hobby Accuser etc are the commonly seen varieties of accusers in Independant India! It has become a fact that the Indian society cann't exist without mixing all these varieties! And, it is a truth that The Accuser has become the integral part of the Indian System that even if one can live in India without Kashmir as its integral part, one won't be able to live in it without having the REGULAR MIX -MASALA OF OUR OMNIPRESENT & IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSERS!
An Illusory India!
Since Independance in 1947, we the Indians, have been living in a LARGER THAN LIFE ILLUSION inside which there are hundreds of thousands of smaller illusions! With the Independance started these hundreds of illusions that we Indians never knew we are born into one of the biggest of all the illusions & still go on living in it without ever having even the faintest of the idea! We kept living in the illusion or illusions as if we were living in the Real India, which it never was or is!
Everything seemed and even now look like a dream come true....The overthrowing of the more than 200 year old suppression of the soul of India & the colourful dawn of a new era was something that looked like a heavenly dream come true! But, the-dreams-come-true & illusions walked hand in hand that the INEXPERIENCED INDIANS, from 1947, failed to identify which one is a dream come true & which one is an illusion. In the guise of dreams what most of us got & seemed to be enjoying were & are HUGE illusions which we always failed to understand.....from 1947!
Most probably, those persons, who were at the forefront of our freedom struggle, must have found themselves in an unenviable posision from the point when we got the so called freedom; if someone had any doubt about the precarious situation they were in, that too was cleared when the father of the nation was assassinated in 1948. From then on, it was pretentions after pretensions & the creation of one illusion after the other.....this illusion-creation never stopped & has been carried into the present generation! Expecting miracles in an illusiory India, with its roots deeply mired in illusions, crores of people moved forward & they still keep moving forward!
Generations have gone & the new ones 'SEEM' TO BE THRIVING IN AN ILLUSIORY ENERGY! They see an India where they think their dreams will grow wings....Not any different from their parents & grand parents who dreamed the same dream and vanished somewhere as in a dream! But, the illusionists keep doing their job almost perfectly that the new generation as well MISERABLY FAIL TO READ HISTORY! And the illusionists of the present day India make it pretty sure that the present genaration too fail to understand they are living in an ILLUSORY INDIA WITHOUT ANY BASE!
It is an illusion that we Indians called & are calling India was & is always well beyond the comprehensive capacity of Indians, who form 99.999 % of the Indian population! In other words, we can call India a collection of illusions like CULTURE (A show of something which never existed & never was!), INFORMATION SYSTEMS (Which always inform the vested interests & always spread misinformation etc!), DEMOCRACY (The democracy of the powerful, for the powerful & by the powerful!), SECULARISM (Secularism deeply based on religion & cast!), GOVERNMENTS (Of all the sorts of misgovernance, greed, extreme partiality etc!), LAW & ORDER (Things of extremely transcient nature!), TAX COLLECTION (A collection of senselessness, lack of creativity, extreme partiality etc!) & DISTRIBUTION (To the un-needed, overfed, over-protected, over-luxorious, over-educated & everysort of people who's TAG starts with 'OVER'!) systems, EDUCATION (where aping is the fad, culture & civilization lost eons ago and LIFE is never known!), RULE (ruling ONLY the law abiding, well mannered, highly obedient & rulable!) etc!
When we look at India from an extraordinarily sensible angle, though it is impossible for 99.999% of the Indian population, what we see is an anarchy of illusory systems! We see millions of systems here without any consequence; here we see systems making more systems & an anarchy of systems! Quoting Shakespeare we can say that 'our systems are made by the same stuff the illusions are made of!' Whatever here is IS for anarchy of illusions.....! And, it's an extremely colourful explosive display of illusory systems....!
The often raised question "What will happen to the aam aadmi/common man?!" is something that has expired its date long ago, as whatever is 'LOUDLY' WORRIED ABOUT & CRIED OVER as 'THE PRESENT PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' or 'THE GOING TO BE PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' -ie the doomed state of the common man!- HAD ALREADY HAPPENED DECADES AGO!
Everything seemed and even now look like a dream come true....The overthrowing of the more than 200 year old suppression of the soul of India & the colourful dawn of a new era was something that looked like a heavenly dream come true! But, the-dreams-come-true & illusions walked hand in hand that the INEXPERIENCED INDIANS, from 1947, failed to identify which one is a dream come true & which one is an illusion. In the guise of dreams what most of us got & seemed to be enjoying were & are HUGE illusions which we always failed to understand.....from 1947!
Most probably, those persons, who were at the forefront of our freedom struggle, must have found themselves in an unenviable posision from the point when we got the so called freedom; if someone had any doubt about the precarious situation they were in, that too was cleared when the father of the nation was assassinated in 1948. From then on, it was pretentions after pretensions & the creation of one illusion after the other.....this illusion-creation never stopped & has been carried into the present generation! Expecting miracles in an illusiory India, with its roots deeply mired in illusions, crores of people moved forward & they still keep moving forward!
Generations have gone & the new ones 'SEEM' TO BE THRIVING IN AN ILLUSIORY ENERGY! They see an India where they think their dreams will grow wings....Not any different from their parents & grand parents who dreamed the same dream and vanished somewhere as in a dream! But, the illusionists keep doing their job almost perfectly that the new generation as well MISERABLY FAIL TO READ HISTORY! And the illusionists of the present day India make it pretty sure that the present genaration too fail to understand they are living in an ILLUSORY INDIA WITHOUT ANY BASE!
It is an illusion that we Indians called & are calling India was & is always well beyond the comprehensive capacity of Indians, who form 99.999 % of the Indian population! In other words, we can call India a collection of illusions like CULTURE (A show of something which never existed & never was!), INFORMATION SYSTEMS (Which always inform the vested interests & always spread misinformation etc!), DEMOCRACY (The democracy of the powerful, for the powerful & by the powerful!), SECULARISM (Secularism deeply based on religion & cast!), GOVERNMENTS (Of all the sorts of misgovernance, greed, extreme partiality etc!), LAW & ORDER (Things of extremely transcient nature!), TAX COLLECTION (A collection of senselessness, lack of creativity, extreme partiality etc!) & DISTRIBUTION (To the un-needed, overfed, over-protected, over-luxorious, over-educated & everysort of people who's TAG starts with 'OVER'!) systems, EDUCATION (where aping is the fad, culture & civilization lost eons ago and LIFE is never known!), RULE (ruling ONLY the law abiding, well mannered, highly obedient & rulable!) etc!
When we look at India from an extraordinarily sensible angle, though it is impossible for 99.999% of the Indian population, what we see is an anarchy of illusory systems! We see millions of systems here without any consequence; here we see systems making more systems & an anarchy of systems! Quoting Shakespeare we can say that 'our systems are made by the same stuff the illusions are made of!' Whatever here is IS for anarchy of illusions.....! And, it's an extremely colourful explosive display of illusory systems....!
The often raised question "What will happen to the aam aadmi/common man?!" is something that has expired its date long ago, as whatever is 'LOUDLY' WORRIED ABOUT & CRIED OVER as 'THE PRESENT PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' or 'THE GOING TO BE PATHETIC STATE OF THE COMMON MAN' -ie the doomed state of the common man!- HAD ALREADY HAPPENED DECADES AGO!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
ON INSURANCE, TAX, LOAN, INSURANCE COMPANIES, BANKS, INDIANS etc!
It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is genarally reffered to as the Spring of insurance in India!
The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!
The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!
What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!
The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!
GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!
IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!
A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!
The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!
FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!
The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illitterates & stupids who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the reciever to post at the least 10 post cards each for the recieved one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narratting the greatness of insurance, after recieving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didnt send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didnt send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didnt care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!
The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!
What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incures after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHO GOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL!
The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!!
GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the incom tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS @ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!
IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD PAY THROUGH YOUR NOSES & GET THINGS DONE FOR THE WORTH OF A COUPLE OF PAISE! IN INDIA IT IS A RULE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW WHATEVER STUPID RULE OR LAW THERE IS IF YOU ARE A COMMON MAN & YOU SHOULD NEVER 'EXPECT' -LET ALONE REALLY GETTING ANYTHING BACK!- ANYTHING LITERALLY FROM THE SO CALLED SYSTEMS EXISTING HERE! IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON MAN'S LIFE SHOULD BE 'DHAANA' -ANOTHER GREAT WORD INVENTED BY INDIANS LONG AGO!- OR SACRIFICE TO THE EXISTING STUPID SYSTEM & THE SYSTEM'S BASIC & ULTIMATE AIM IS THE GRADUAL & SYSTAMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE COMMON MAN, AFTER MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL!
A common man in India should be satisfied to pay road taxTHAT HE CAN TRAVEL ROLLER COASTER ALL HIS LIFE & IF LUCKY DIE IN ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF MARIANA TRENCHES THE ROAD DEPARTMENT HAS SPECIALLY CREATED FOR 'SOME VERY SPECIAL GUYS'! He should pay income taxTHAT SOMEONE NEVER KNOWN TO HIM CAN ENJOY HIS LIFE TO THE EXTREMS! He should pay gift tax THAT HE CAN GIVE WORTHLESS GIFTS TO OTHERS FROM THE ADULTARATORS' MARKET! He is THE SO CALLED LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX THAT HE CAN CONTINUE WORKING LIKE A PIG ALL HIS LIFE! He should pay the entertainment tax THAT HE CAN HAVE QUALITYLESS ENTERTAINMENT IN HIS LIFE! He should pay service tax (my god what service?!!) THAT ONE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES & HE KNOWS -HE KNOWS NOTHING OF QUALITY HAS NEVER BEEN A BILLION DOLLAR DISCOVERY!- FOR HIM "AS SERVICE"!
The common man should pay educational cess (lord what education!) THAT HE & HIS CHILDREN CAN GET ANYTHING BUT REAL EDUCATION! He should pay property tax (property buying through one's nose etc!)THAT SOME VESTED INTERESTS CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM BY SOME TRICKS HE WONT UNDERSTAND & RENDER HIM LANDLESS ALL HIS LIFE, MOST OF THE TIMES ENTANGLING HIM IS NEVER ENDING LEGAL COBWEBS, TILL HE DIES! He should pay water tax (never mention what we drink as water!!!)THAT ONE CAN HAVE WASTE WATER IN ONE'S TAPS INSIDE ONE'S HOUSE 24/7! He should pay tax on pertrol & deisel (which became a drop a rupee!)THAT THE "NICE OWNERS OF THE PETROL PUMPS' CAN ADJUST THE PUMPS IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU GET PETROL ONLY FOR HALF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID & THAT TOO GREATLY & INNOVATIVELY ADULTERATED! He should pay tax on clothing (Of what quality!) THAT HE CAN GET CLOTHING WHICH JUST WITHER AWAY INFRONT OF HIS VERY OWN EYES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS! He should pay tax on basic food items (where have those 'UNADULTERATED DAYS GONE?!)THAT THE GREAT ADULTARATERS OF YORE CAN DO GREAT THINGS IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO ONE INCLUDING HARRY HOUDINI FAIL IN IDENTIFYING THEM, SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MORTAL WORLD.....!
FIRST DIG DEEP & THEN "TRY" TO COVER.....FIRST MAKE SITUATIONS WHERE PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE HELL THEN "TRY" TO RECTIFY! "TRY" IS THE WORD TO LIVE WITH IN INDIA, WHERE A TO Z OFFICIALS, THE COMMON-MAN ELECTED GOVERNMENTS & 'THE TRYING SYSTEMS' THEY CREATED & IMPLEMENTED ARE INVOLVED IN 'TRYING' 24/7, TILL THE END OF DAYS!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Comedy Goondas & Goondies (Female version of Goondas!) of Our Education!
There were times when the students of an educational institution or college boasted about the Master Degrees, PHDs & Doctorates the principal of their college or education institution had/held! There was a time when the students boasted about the truck loads of knowledge the principal carried & the respect he had everywhere he went! Those times are passé! Now, it is the time for the college students to boast fearfully about the GOONDA PRINCIPAL or the GOONDY PRINCIPAL they have in their educational institution & tell a million stories of how they will beat & horrify the entire young generation in the college! Now is the time one can fearfully boast about the GOONDA & GOONDY PRINCIPALS & proudly present oneself as coming from THIS OR THAT GOONDA'S or GOONDY' COLLEGE!
These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!
I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!
One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!
In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!
Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!
These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!
I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPOUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA!
One of my students was a college student in Bangalore. Once, to offer his hair to his Favourite God, he started to grow his hair! After a month or so into growing the hair he was called by THE COMEDY GOONDA (Read the principal of his college!)! As he met him, the principal LITERALLY THREATENED him saying that if he would not cut his hair THE COMEDY GOONDA will beat him into pulp! Frightened he went home that day. Within a couple of days, this time while he listening songs on an i-pod of his friend at the college bus stop, THE COMEDY GOONDA came & grabbing the i-pod from him scolded him like anything & asked him to bring his parents to the college; terrified he went home, with his friend's i-pod taken away by the COMEDY GOONDA! The very next morning his mother gave the COMEDY GOONDA a call over the phone & despite her saying that her son was growing hair to offer it to his Favourite God, he screamed over the phone that "ONLY AFTER CUTTING HIS HAIR HE SHOULD COME TO THE COLLEGE!", AND BANGED THE PHONE, WITH ALL THE RESPECTS TO HIS MOTHER WHO POLITELY CALLED THE COMEDY GOONDA IN THE MORNING!
In Kerala it is not news at all that the COMEDY GOONDAS rule the educational institutions! Many of the very famous colleges & other educational institutions have sported the tag 'UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THIS OR THAT COMEDY GOONDA' for long! These Comedy Goondas make sure that not a single person in the college - of course with exceptions! - even breath against his will; or else he would beat the poor guy into such a shape that even his mother would not identify him! The Keralites have seen enough number of record-tearing, heavily scolding, beating & trashing COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES as have been seen by their compatriots & contemporaries in the other neighbouring states like Karnataka & Tamilnadu! It is like "ALL IS WELL WHEN A COMEDY GOONDA IS THERE' attitude doing the rounds successfully in all the southern states of India! When the people INVEST MONEY in education & the money is in crores of rupees, the time of the wise, learned & personally excellent persons guarding the corridors of education is gone for good! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD THE COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES TAKE GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE OF EACH & EVERY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, IN OUR COUNTRY!
Hence, I was not surprised (or shocked even!) when I saw in a couple of leading newspapers an advertisement looking for GOONDAS - preferably, retired, sidelined, beginners etc! - for the post of the principal in a leading educational institution, as it must be the utter necessity which must have forced the educational institution to go for this move, as without a GOONDA in the principal's chair there is no point in running a college or an educational institution! After the BPOs, Hospitality Industry & Hospitals, it is now the turn of the COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY INDUSTRY to grow at the triple digits; let us hope that a very huge number of COMEDY GOONDA & GOONDY MILLIONIERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE FORBE'S FIRST 100 RICHEST OF THE RICH NEXT TIME!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
LEMME TELL YOU BABY WHETHER THIS ONE IS A PAKI-PIG OR WHAT!?
Even after more than one year, 2 central ministries, 2 defence ministers & more than 50 crores of tax payers' money spent on the prime & the only accused alive - the only human pig the entire police force of Mumbai valiantly caught alive by their bravery! - the answer to the basic question whether it is a Paki Pig or what which was caught alive, after the Mumbai Massacre, still remains, internationally, a heavily debatable point!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!
How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!
The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION + have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!
THE ONE BILLION + have always failed to find a tail in the pak territory despite all their efforts. Despite knowing the GENETICALLY MODIFIED TAIL-STATUS OF THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN, ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ KEEP ASKING FOR THE FAG END OF THE TERROR PIGTAIL TO BE LIFTED & SHOWN IN ANY OF THE PAK TERRITORIES, TO PROVE THE INDIAN CHARGES, ‘BEYOND ANY INTERNATIONAL DOUBTS’! Hence, it has become a system that the pakees do anything they wish to do with India & Indians – like killing them in lots of hundreds, usurping their territories in the lots of hundreds of kilometres, pushing in the counterfeit currency made in pak territory in the lots of trillions of Indian Rupees etc! - & ask for ‘THE TAIL PROOF’, with the ardent support of ‘THE HUGELY UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’!
The kick & run idea was greatly mastered & implemented by the pakees since Independence in 1947 & India & Indians have suffered like hell all these 64 years! The political leadership of India has always been extremely soft towards these evil doers all these decades; and India & Indians suffered heavy losses both in the matter of human beings and territories & assets! It has always been the lack of will from the Political Chiefs of India & their stooge-like mindsets that have made India & Indians suffer like anything, all these decades!
Hence, it is completely proper & becomes even more than NATURAL JUSTICE that the Prime minister of a Billion + People Country invites the Prime minister of the Terror Perpetrators & Sponsors to watch the Indo-Pak cricket match, in the extremely good intention of repairing the damaged relations (As it is a GREAT & UNPARDONABLE FAULT OF THE ONE BILLION + THAT SOME OF THEM DIED - A SILLY & PALTRY 172 IN NUMBER Etc! - WHEN THE ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT TRAINED PIGS OF PAKISTAN ‘INNOCENTLY FIRED’ SOME THOUSAND ROUNDS OF BULLETS, & hence, the damages have to be considered as done by none other than ourselves - THE ONE BILLION +! ) between the two countries!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
CHEAT, TRICK, DUPE - THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS IN INDIA!
CHEAT....CHEAT.....CHEAT.....TRICK......TRICK.......TRICK.......DUPE.....DUPE......DUPE.......! These words & their multiple synonyms have become the real time substitutes for Business or Doing Business in India! These are the only things which one should have to start a business these days! And, these are THE ONLY THINGS ONE REQUIRES to start a business & run it for ages & amass huge profits etc! Whatever business you do, you SHOULD IMPLEMENT 100% WORDS SUCH AS CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE etc or else you better think of anything else other than business or doing business! It is not a panchayat phrase or a district one....IT IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER INDIA TO THE BENEFIT OF THE POOR & STARVING BUSINESS MEN! Even such a question & answer duo have surfaced & got into the CAT, MAT, IAS, IPS & the like quality exams; it goes as this.....Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!
From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!
The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!
These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!
THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!
From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine-like the one happened in Ethiopia!!-, drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did!
The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE ‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’!
These guys are extremely efficient in ‘COVERED-SELLING’ –No Pun Intended! - as they learn the tricks of the hand –specifically Covering & Hiding Something Non-Existent etc!-from the experts like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield & the others! These Law-Abiding, Good, Well-Doing, Strongly Anti-Pirate Business People will put –READ COVER/HIDE etc! - A QUALITYLESS, MUCH FADED MOVIE OF THE FIFTIES or SIXTIES or SEVETIES –WHERE FINDING OUT THE CHARACTERS, SCENERY, LOCATION etc ARE MORE DIFFICULT THAN DECIPHERING CUNEIFORM!- IN GOOD QUALITY LAYERS OF PLASTIC & SELL IT DEARLY AS IT IS SOME SORT OF AN ANTIQUE FROM MOHANJODARO or HARAPPA! They will offer a FREE MOVIE if you buy another one for exorbitant prices & never let you know what the FREE MOVIE inside is; and after buying the HIDDEN MOVIE, paying the hugely inflated amount for the VISIBLE MOVIE, it will be always very late when one finds out the FREE MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT & A COUPLE OF DOZEN PERSONS HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING THE ‘FREE HIDDEN MOVIE’ INSIDE! These great guys sell – REMEMBER, ALWAYS COVERED IN LAYERS OF IMPREGNABLE PLASTIC SHEETS! – 50% & more COVERED MOVIES – where you find the much famous INDIAN-TIE shading/covering the top 25-30% of the screen/movie & bottom 25-30% of the screen/movie, so as to prevent the vulgarity visible on the screen; which means, one sees only 40% of the movie on the screen paying 100% for it; and one can also see any number or actors & actresses delivering their emotional speeches without their heads, half of their bodies & sometimes even staying invisible on the screen!! – 20-40% REDUCED/CUT MOVIES, SONGS-REMOVED/CUT MOVIES, LAST PART-STUCK MOVIES etc!
THESE QUALITY BUSINESS PEOPLE cheat the so-called quality conscious customers by offering discount cards, where discounts are always near to the INDIAN INVENTED ‘0’! They only give out platinum, gold & silver discount cards of their brands & give no discounts! They sell everything on M.R.P (M.R.P = Maximum Retail Price; A LOT OF TIMES EVEN ALTERING THE M.R.Ps UPWARD!!) & never ever say a word on M.R.P, which is the MINIMUM RETAIL PRICE! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE in some other field CHEAT THE SO-CALLED QUALITY CONSCIOUS CUSTOMERS by offering 115kpbs+ & only giving 5 to 15 kpbs max......they have been doing this for years now, with impunity! THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE for years have been charging gullible customers – read everyone! – all over India by putting caller tunes & other so-called bullshit value added services etc on the mobile phones etc, without the persons asking for it, with total impunity! And, there are THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE charging Rs.1 as FRIDGE CHARGES for 200grams, 400grams etc of milk, curd etc....! And, there are millions of other ways too THESE SAME BUSINESS PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE THE EASILY GULLIBLE QUALITY CONSCIOUS SITTING CUSTOMER DUCKS! Let’s hope one day, like Ratnakara who changed himself to Valmiki to write Great Ramayana, THESE SAME CHEATING, TRICKING & DUPING BUSINESS PEOPLE will write some magnum opuses on CHEATING, TRICKING, DUPING etc which will last eons!
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